PrettyPrint:
Found myself in a hotel room the next day with 50k on the bed.


Had no idea about the night

sis you were paid for ur sexual services

PrettyPrint:
Found myself in a hotel room the next day with 50k on the bed.


Had no idea about the night

well sorry ...but I think you where fu¢k£d .......or

Nicklaus619:
Just got admission that year a fresh man and we where invited to a party outside the school, one of the girls in my department from a very rich background, I later got to know that her dad was one time senator for many tenure,
I went their with 2 of my room mates, and we all took alcohol for the first time, because there was no single soft drink at the party, and we wouldn't want our impression to be that we are simps

We all took at least two bottles of star each.

Time check it was time to go, we all managed to get to our door post and unfortunately their was no power supply, so I used my legendary black berry tour as a torchlight that led us home.

Now problem started when I raised alarm that I have forgotten my phone at the party, none of us were sober to realise that it was the same phone that light our path home, we went back to the party venue with the blackberry still being our only source of light I our path, we went back and searched everywhere but couldn't find it. That was how I burst tears and started crying, and my friends where consoling me, just then my phone rang and my girl was on the line, I was sobbing when I picked the call and asking her if she is with my phone, she was confused and said that she doesn't understand what I mean, she ended the call.

That's was how we went home heartbroken, only for my stupid phone alarm to wake me up to prepare for my morning class

The gate man in our compound was narrating to us how we where all weeping when we got home, my friends where crying in solidarity

Since then I don't go close to alcohol

My kids are laffing with me.

Ulunne777:


My kids are laffing with me.

At times I look back at some things I have done before, I cant help but laugh at how naive and stupid I was,
It's all memories now though

crossfm:
you really made tears drop out from my eyes.a smile on your face. Lol

Shayo na barstard na

Currentlygrown:


Listen.

I’ve been silently observing topics on this forum, but I don’t know why I’m forced to comment on this one.

From your story and your reactions towards alcohol, it’s pertinent that you get yourself checked.

You’re a potential rapist.
Alcohol only loosens us and brings out our innate desires.
Who and what you want to be only surfaces without any restraints when we’re drunk.

Na WA o

PrettyPrint:
Found myself in a hotel room the next day with 50k on the bed.


Had no idea about the night

you've been mended, sruded, blasted, knack-ed, bolingode that's why you saw the 50k on the bed.

Lamanii22:
I ate my mom's freshly fried chicken... I think the following day was Christmas, she brought the live chicken specially for herself... I ate like 4pcs.... Mehn I was ashamed when I woke up.... I hated McDowell's ever since....

1derful

PrettyPrint:
Found myself in a hotel room the next day with 50k on the bed.


Had no idea about the night

you did your work

Mine was henekin just one bottle O
Although there was one ac cooling down my head
As I drink finish like this
I enter bike omo con see level
My eyes just dey do by by
The rest is history
When I think of that day like this I go just smile

crossfm:
omo that thing humble me.

you get soft blood. I normally get tired drinking palm wine. I don't feel intoxicated even after taking it much.

Omo the day i slept inside a refuse dump chai excess buzz na bad thing that incidence actually made me to stop drinking.

Urinated on my self.

While serving. NYSC.

Had too many drinks with the local vigilante in my PPA/Community at night.

Drink was mixture of squadron and cocacola. Woke up at night drunk. Couldn't find my room door at the corners lodge to go out and pee.

Peed on myself.

Far back then I went to a club for a friend's birthday I drank what Igbo boys call "mixcogbue"( everything drinkable) topped it with marijuana n shisa.
I left the club around 5am. To get to the bus stop I will have to trek a short distance n in Lagos people have started going about their business.
From a distance of 200meters I grabbed as much as 10 breasts of women passing me. As I was walking I was grabbing n pressing breasts. Only one young girl ran back to me n gave me a slap but it was like hitting a stone.

How I got home remains a mystery.

Nicklaus619:
Just got admission that year a fresh man and we where invited to a party outside the school, one of the girls in my department from a very rich background, I later got to know that her dad was one time senator for many tenure,
I went their with 2 of my room mates, and we all took alcohol for the first time, because there was no single soft drink at the party, and we wouldn't want our impression to be that we are simps

We all took at least two bottles of star each.

Time check it was time to go, we all managed to get to our door post and unfortunately their was no power supply, so I used my legendary black berry tour as a torchlight that led us home.

Now problem started when I raised alarm that I have forgotten my phone at the party, none of us were sober to realise that it was the same phone that light our path home, we went back to the party venue with the blackberry still being our only source of light I our path, we went back and searched everywhere but couldn't find it. That was how I burst tears and started crying, and my friends where consoling me, just then my phone rang and my girl was on the line, I was sobbing when I picked the call and asking her if she is with my phone, she was confused and said that she doesn't understand what I mean, she ended the call.

That's was how we went home heartbroken, only for my stupid phone alarm to wake me up to prepare for my morning class

The gate man in our compound was narrating to us how we where all weeping when we got home, my friends where crying in solidarity

Since then I don't go close to alcohol

Mad oo!!!

I don laugh tire

This one got me laughing hard [color=#006600][/color]

sylve11:


you get soft blood. I normally get tired drinking palm wine. I don't feel intoxicated even after taking it much.

you are the man.I envy you.

Lolzzz...how can he still b alive(he's dead Mhen) actually it's his ghost that said that shit...questions boys ask..

brain54:

jeez...are u still alive?

Stephenmoka4:
No, the plane wasn't in motion

funny u

I remember that year 2015 valentine day, went out with some Bosses then and we started having countless bottles of vodka from 7am till 12 noon . The last thing I remembered was starting my car and driving off.

I woke up the following day with cousins, uncle and Auntie close to my bed with wet towel on my face that I passed out for 24 hours then my cousins said to me what have you done to yourself that I was involved in accident with my car and killed 2 people, that my car was damaged beyond repair and that the police are waiting for me to wake up. I cried and cried and cried till there was no strength left in me only for me to put on my cloth went downstairs to meet the police and saw my car parking outside untouched without any issues. How I drove that car that day still remain a mystery but that mark the end of drinking

sylve11:
It didn't happen to me. It was my then girlfriend, after taking 2 cans of Blackbullet at a party in PH; my babe almost crase. She started dancing with everybody in the party. Shouting and almost removing her clothes. I bundled her straight into the car, drove her home, got her naked, poured cold water on her and gave her soaking garri. The next day she wasnt still okay. The babe vowed that she will never go close to anything that has 'black' on it, including black pots, black kettles and black dresses.

Hahahahahhaahahah

I don't know why that drink is still sold publicly.
That shit is deadly.

crossfm:
Mine was during my undergraduate days.hanged out with my guys and we decided that we should go natural(palm wine).Na so we just start to drink, I forgot that there is difference between green bottles and white bottles.After enjoying the sweetness of the palm wine,we got home and I felt the room is upside down.I tried all my best to throw up but nothing came down.I decided that instead of throwing up on my rog carpet,I should go to the bathroom outside.I lay down in front of the bathroom and dozed off.one of my guy found me when he went to ease himself.
Nsukka palm wine is a strong thing.

Hahahahhahaha.
Ah... Pamii

Ellegacy:
Never really done any crazy stuff under the influence of alcohol other than the occasional hangover and sometimes I get hospitalized for it.

Most the most craziest, wanted to recharge 500N card, I ended up recharging N5K.

The thing off me i swear. The highness commot immediately I saw the debit alert.

Hahahahhahahahaha...
That's the funny thing.
No matter how drunk you are, once you've done something really stupid, you just automatically become sober.

paulolee:
walked bk to my ex ous...said i want her bk n she was jus playing along bcox she knew i wqs drunk...she said yes n we had sex...she said we go to my place n continue so she could spend d night and i foolishly or drunkenly agreed...she use my fone to text my bea that i gat a "big surprise for her"....bea kum catch me de collect head from my ex and start shouting...i jus leave d botj of them with thier wahala and enter toilet, lock d door well and fire better sleep...na d next day my guy de play me watin really happen...shayo na bastard..

Hmm interesting

This feels like an Alcohol Anonymous thread.

I was drunk on my hostel day party..And i even vomited.Later,i managed to get to my room..Naso i enter toilet to vomit again and empty my stomach.

After dat,i just put on my boxers back and i no remember to clean myself and even flush.Naso i comot for toilet go sleep...Na d next morning my roomie was telling me all wat happened..Since dat time,i don dey fear Mcdowell.

Coolest girl ever

Nicklaus619:
Just got admission that year a fresh man and we where invited to a party outside the school, one of the girls in my department from a very rich background, I later got to know that her dad was one time senator for many tenure,
I went their with 2 of my room mates, and we all took alcohol for the first time, because there was no single soft drink at the party, and we wouldn't want our impression to be that we are simps

We all took at least two bottles of star each.

Time check it was time to go, we all managed to get to our door post and unfortunately their was no power supply, so I used my legendary black berry tour as a torchlight that led us home.

Now problem started when I raised alarm that I have forgotten my phone at the party, none of us were sober to realise that it was the same phone that light our path home, we went back to the party venue with the blackberry still being our only source of light I our path, we went back and searched everywhere but couldn't find it. That was how I burst tears and started crying, and my friends where consoling me, just then my phone rang and my girl was on the line, I was sobbing when I picked the call and asking her if she is with my phone, she was confused and said that she doesn't understand what I mean, she ended the call.

That's was how we went home heartbroken, only for my stupid phone alarm to wake me up to prepare for my morning class

The gate man in our compound was narrating to us how we where all weeping when we got home, my friends where crying in solidarity

Since then I don't go close to alcohol

gasparpisciotta:
I had three accidents in one night. First I drove into a gutter, boys assisted with bigger truck to pull us out. I insisted on driving home despite my condition.
Second was at a round about, but then my truck escaped with minor scratches. No need for rescue it wasn’t much.
Lastly I drove into a fenced building, truck was badly damaged. Occupants came out to see a drunken man. Slapped me around a few times and seized my truck. Walked about 2.5km home. Woke up the following morning, went back to my truck and started crying.

That was very irresponsible of you, not only did you put yourself in danger, you endangered the entire public.

Teeboy15:
Plenty.

Slept overnight in a bath tub

Pinned my friend's busty sister to the wall and was seriously smooching her. The babe was cooperating well and confessing how she had been eyeing me for long.

Took a girl home and slept off immediately without show. Also threw up on her.

Alighted at the wrong bus stop at night severally.

Missed official meeting and presentation (hangover tins)

Omo them plenty abeg

with all this.
you still dey shayo.

Got really high on a Saturday. I tiptoed to my room. Funny enough my dad and my siblings were watching a movie when I tiptoed past them. Shame wan finish me that day. My siblings do mimic that my movement till today.

PrettyPrint:
lolz.


It's not like I was in control. Anyways, it's non of ya biz.

At least you woke up to 50k. You should loose control more often, at least if u do it for 7 consecutive days that's 350k. If I were you I would never be in control