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Re: Narrate Any Scary Or Funny Experiences With Women Who Slept Over At Your House. by Tallesty1(m): 4:22pm On May 27, 2020
Women don't sleep over in my house

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Re: Narrate Any Scary Or Funny Experiences With Women Who Slept Over At Your House. by MISSCONGENIALITY(f): 4:52pm On May 27, 2020
ABLESOFT2:
It A Pity I've Neva Had Any Lady Slept Over At My House..
Still Very Young To Have A Place Of My Own.
It's not a pity but a good thing for someone your age. Sontyat you won't start early to bring ogbanje women I to your life. The moment you start, your life will never remain the same my brother

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Re: Narrate Any Scary Or Funny Experiences With Women Who Slept Over At Your House. by showafrica(m): 4:53pm On May 27, 2020
Orces:
One day when I was pounding this girls sweet pussy thoroughly, and she passed out.
Shit man was scared. Fear hod me that day no be lie... I tried all my best to wake her up for 30 minutes... E no be small things my brothers.. When she woke up I momentarily gave my life to Christ...
Lol
She later told me that she has multiple orgasms and the ones she had that day were a little too many.


Shiit.. Had one experience like that too, had to do mouth to mouth resuscitation before she woke up. Fukkking scary

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Re: Narrate Any Scary Or Funny Experiences With Women Who Slept Over At Your House. by showafrica(m): 4:54pm On May 27, 2020
illicit:
I got this girl on my street, uni days....

One time her mum travelled to get materials for a couple of days....
Every night, around 11pm dis gal will lock their gate from within. Lock her kid sis and step dad indoors.

Then she scales the fence to come sleep with me, and early next morning like 5am she goes and scales the fence back into their compound.
Three nights straight, no one ever knew.

The power of D..

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Re: Narrate Any Scary Or Funny Experiences With Women Who Slept Over At Your House. by JentuPrinz(m): 5:04pm On May 27, 2020
A gal came to my hostel during skul days.Later dat night,i went to get sometin outside...So i left her inside all alone.


Wen i came back,d gal don lock door coz i remembered i did nt locked it wen i left.So i sha call her to open d door...She was like"y did u stayed so long coz i was scared".


So i asked her wat happened??..She said..She heard some rats running on d roof...I was just laughing.


So i told her dat all d rooms in dis hostel as their own permanent room mate and d rats were my own roommate.Even my neighbour's own is coakcroach.Chaii..I no fit forget dat hostel.

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Re: Narrate Any Scary Or Funny Experiences With Women Who Slept Over At Your House. by ABLESOFT2(m): 5:07pm On May 27, 2020
MISSCONGENIALITY:
It's not a pity but a good thing for someone your age. Sontyat you won't start early to bring ogbanje women I to your life. The moment you start, your life will never remain the same my brother
Tank's 4 Da Advice Bro

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Re: Narrate Any Scary Or Funny Experiences With Women Who Slept Over At Your House. by MISSCONGENIALITY(f): 5:08pm On May 27, 2020
ABLESOFT2:

Tank's 4 Da Advice Bro
You are welcome.
I'm not bro, I'm sis

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Re: Narrate Any Scary Or Funny Experiences With Women Who Slept Over At Your House. by ABLESOFT2(m): 5:12pm On May 27, 2020
MISSCONGENIALITY:
You are welcome. I'm not bro, I'm sis
LOL..My Mistake

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Re: Narrate Any Scary Or Funny Experiences With Women Who Slept Over At Your House. by Angelacruz: 5:30pm On May 27, 2020
Hahahhaaa...very funny
addictedwriter:
once had a girlfriend who slept at my house during uni days. She was always coming but on this day it was crazy. At night we were about making out kissing, smooching and all but all of a sudden bae just moving. I was shocked, I spanked, pinched, kicked, did all sorts to revive her...nothing and it was midnight. where do I go? how do I explain to my other. friends what happened. suddenly I burst into prayers and speaking in tongues while pinching her simultaneously, still nothing. I was about giving up when she jerked up and the next thing she said shock me... *Baby can we continue?* i just quietly lay low nd zoom to sleep...olohunmaje

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Re: Narrate Any Scary Or Funny Experiences With Women Who Slept Over At Your House. by Nettybrown(m): 5:44pm On May 27, 2020
GUYS... Una eyes don see things o! Thank GOD I was a born again all tru my school days.

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Re: Narrate Any Scary Or Funny Experiences With Women Who Slept Over At Your House. by TheSourcerer: 5:51pm On May 27, 2020
EVILFOREST:

Hmmmmm
.... no be small.
I had encounter with the Ones who nearly killed my LIBIDO although a few were, spectacular.

The LIBIDO-KILLING ONES appeared fascinating physically but were very very DIRTY.
On different occasions, they messed up the integrity of my apartment.
One always boomed on arrival.
So, I made sure I was never around. She treasures neat apartments but couldn't keep one. No one ever corrects her. She feels slighted at any suggestion.

I still remember one who always woke me up at 1am urging me to pronounce MARRIAGE to her.
I don't know why, especially at that time. I guess she signed a TREATY with the Queen of the Coast.
I had a lot of them but there was nothing striking about them except for a few who were extraordinarily spectacular mentally.
One displayed the anger of a female dog at my workplace after she visited, bathed and slept over at my place without being touched.
Today she's MARRIED but still calls me to remind me of such, asking me the reason 4dat. Addresses me as a rare gem.
narssisistic too
Re: Narrate Any Scary Or Funny Experiences With Women Who Slept Over At Your House. by TheSourcerer: 5:52pm On May 27, 2020
SexyFeminist:


He did not comport himself like a man.

Any sensible lady will be repelled by such behavior.
In such instance, I expect my man to be calm, instead of crying like a new born
shows you men are women are the same
Re: Narrate Any Scary Or Funny Experiences With Women Who Slept Over At Your House. by TheSourcerer: 5:55pm On May 27, 2020
LegendaryLover:
true shit.
During my 1st degree in uni. I was 17yo. This girl with very big bumbum showed interest in me. I've always been a sucker for girls with big derrier. she was 21yo. But d problem here is her bf was a cultist, about 28yo, who lives in my str. But she assured me she just broke up with him & wants me.
Some nights later, i invite her over, she had no problem spending it with me cos i guess when a girl likes u, everything goes easier for u.
11:45pm. i've already had 2 rounds of u know what, when i heard some noises of people talking outside my crib. It turns out another lady that likes the cultist guy had informed him that she saw his gf going into my crib.
Omo, 3 bad guys looking for me. Not with weapons ofcourse, but i know they wanted me to collect beating that night. he sees me lik a gentle guy & i knew e wanted to just set things straight with me. Omo i com reason say na lik this news of pipo killed dey dey oo. Atlast e let the issue go sha.
he should have change am for you , fucking other peoples girlfriend grin

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Re: Narrate Any Scary Or Funny Experiences With Women Who Slept Over At Your House. by TheSourcerer: 5:56pm On May 27, 2020
culf:



its not a pity jor, try not to be like others, be different
don't listen to these kind of folks , expore take risks . Life is full of choices you cannot just make the right one , you make mistakes to make the right one .

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Re: Narrate Any Scary Or Funny Experiences With Women Who Slept Over At Your House. by TheSourcerer: 5:58pm On May 27, 2020
ABLESOFT2:

Ok.I'll Try 2 Be Different Nw
no that's not been different that's been dumb ! Take risks! Calculated Risks!

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Re: Narrate Any Scary Or Funny Experiences With Women Who Slept Over At Your House. by Natoski5(m): 6:01pm On May 27, 2020
Amb1045:
I remembered back in school days when I went to visit a friend in their hostel, off campus. So this my friend had two room mates males one of them invited his girlfriend. unfortunately heavy rain started falling that night and their was no way I could go back to my house. I have to sleep over. boom around 2am midnight this particular girl started shouting her stomach her stomach lol. me inside my mind make this girl no go put me for wahala na sleep I sleep I no Bleep anybody lol
....


Omo see wahala[center][/center]

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Re: Narrate Any Scary Or Funny Experiences With Women Who Slept Over At Your House. by TGMISKY(m): 6:05pm On May 27, 2020
The day wey girl go sleep over and then die for your house, you go know say sco pa tu mana no be Nigerian language

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Re: Narrate Any Scary Or Funny Experiences With Women Who Slept Over At Your House. by Horlertoungy(m): 6:08pm On May 27, 2020
I got one from a facebook page who commented to a post which asked everyone mention his/her state of origin. This girl replied my comment that she needs my assistance and I should chat her privately. to cut the story short, the girl came all the way from Ado-Ekiti to Ilorin just to have a taste of my thing. three rounds in one night and she still wants me to continue but I backed out when she wanted to tie me down with a fake preggy.

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Re: Narrate Any Scary Or Funny Experiences With Women Who Slept Over At Your House. by Nobody: 6:18pm On May 27, 2020
ABLESOFT2:
It A Pity I've Neva Had Any Lady Slept Over At My House..
Still Very Young To Have A Place Of My Own.
Òmóyàmi ma fur ómà SET✌️

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Re: Narrate Any Scary Or Funny Experiences With Women Who Slept Over At Your House. by Nobody: 6:20pm On May 27, 2020
I know you all niggas are lieing but continue M enjoying it✌️ grin

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Re: Narrate Any Scary Or Funny Experiences With Women Who Slept Over At Your House. by Nobody: 6:24pm On May 27, 2020
Don’t be deceived by look alone; some of this pretty fellows no Dey flush toilet...

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Re: Narrate Any Scary Or Funny Experiences With Women Who Slept Over At Your House. by NewDelhi(m): 6:29pm On May 27, 2020
BurnStoner:
Don’t be deceived by look alone; some of this pretty fellows no Dey flush toilet...
True tho. Fine angelic girls wey go dey waka and talk like person wey no dey shìt or tamba. The wey dey go mess up ur toilet if they con sleep over ehn.. all those water water shìt wey dey splash everywhere for the toilet ceramic.

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Re: Narrate Any Scary Or Funny Experiences With Women Who Slept Over At Your House. by Ablemax(m): 6:39pm On May 27, 2020
Nettybrown:
GUYS... Una eyes don see things o! Thank GOD I was a born again all tru my school days.


And you missed a lot of fun boy

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Re: Narrate Any Scary Or Funny Experiences With Women Who Slept Over At Your House. by lowkeybahdguy(m): 6:42pm On May 27, 2020
showafrica:


Shiit.. Had one experience like that too, had to do mouth to mouth resuscitation before she woke up. Fukkking scary

the night this happened to me, I dragged her body all the way to the bathroom with my shrivelled young john and sprinkled water on her face. she then woke up.

na that day I know say unconscious person get weight. Scariest night of my life, but also the best Bleep we both ever had.

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Re: Narrate Any Scary Or Funny Experiences With Women Who Slept Over At Your House. by Homeboiy: 6:46pm On May 27, 2020
1. She slept over at my place ,around 1am I opened my eyes and I saw her sitting on the bed wide awake, I asked her what's up ,she didn't say a word. I touched my bed and it was soaked , babe don piss untop my bed o.

2. She slept over ,around midnight I woke up and saw her sitting on the bed staring at me. Fear catch me o.

3.She slept over ,exactly 12 am after we don fúck finish, she picked up her OFM prayer book and was firing prayers, she no let me sleep.

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Re: Narrate Any Scary Or Funny Experiences With Women Who Slept Over At Your House. by Nettybrown(m): 6:50pm On May 27, 2020
Ablemax:


And you missed a lot of fun boy
If u call those fun, then i'm catching them in my marriage presently. Mind u, i'm a man nt a boy. I fit senior u self. THANKS!

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Re: Narrate Any Scary Or Funny Experiences With Women Who Slept Over At Your House. by Legitz: 6:56pm On May 27, 2020
Following grin
Re: Narrate Any Scary Or Funny Experiences With Women Who Slept Over At Your House. by Nobody: 7:03pm On May 27, 2020
grin

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Re: Narrate Any Scary Or Funny Experiences With Women Who Slept Over At Your House. by Ablemax(m): 7:03pm On May 27, 2020
Nettybrown:

If u call those fun, then i'm catching them in my marriage presently.
Mind u, i'm a man nt a boy. I fit senior u self.
THANKS!



Hahahaha

Alright man...
Re: Narrate Any Scary Or Funny Experiences With Women Who Slept Over At Your House. by James4bright(m): 7:11pm On May 27, 2020
Okay let me drop mine.

It was back then in school, had this gf sha. We were bleeping one night, I actually prefer being in control, 'coz that way I don't ejaculate quickly.

But that night this girl was the one in control, on top me though, and she was bouncing way too fast. Lol.

Omo, I nor cross 15 minutes, I just burst. And she was really feeling it, but my dick had already started going flaccid. Na so she kon dey try resurrect me by force, she starting kissing me immediately, but man I was so fucking irritated. I felt like I had this wild animal on top of me trying to rape me. I was literally begging, for her to stop but her mouth was all over me. Then she got angry that I had nutted quickly and decided to climb off me, and sleep on the other side.


Omo, I was pleased oh, finally I can sleep in peace. Only for the girl to wake me up by 2am. But at this point, the energy was back. So I decided to kill somebody's daughter. Lol

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Re: Narrate Any Scary Or Funny Experiences With Women Who Slept Over At Your House. by Barile001(m): 7:12pm On May 27, 2020
Back in 2015 I was pounding this fine ass coursemate, didn't know she is asthmatic the sex romp was so intense that she passed out. Omo fear gripped me sotey ma dick � begin they sweat. God saved me.

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Re: Narrate Any Scary Or Funny Experiences With Women Who Slept Over At Your House. by themaestro08(m): 7:19pm On May 27, 2020
Frenzy01:
Mine was sometimes last year.. This girl actually came over to my place and spent a night.. Nah so robbers begin dey waka up and down for our area that night oo.
This girl was crying profusely and confessed to me that she actually told her brother she was going to a vigil that night as an excuse to be at my place.. Nah so she begin dey cry dey purge oo.. Me sef no know wetin I go do again and I joined her in her crying Fiesta... Luckily for us, the men in black no reach our house b4 they left.
Since that day like this.. She no even gree pick my calls again talkless of coming to my house grin

What do you gain from fabricating lies? , you've gotta stop this shit man. undecided

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