Mirabelle2409:
Please i am in desperate need of soldiers in portharcourt to deal with a guy that duped me $1000 and has refused to pay me. I I have all his details and I just need him to cough out he money ad I am in serious soup cos of his swindling act... Please help

ZINIBANKS:

Niggar forget O I no wan cast that guy
Cause hin matter still dey police hand
Just ask anyone you know that belong
Ask the person that who is Aruwa

Naija246:
YES!!!
A friend of mine challenged me into sleeping with his fiance, he swore with his life that this girl wouldn't cheat.
We both placed a 300k bet each then I made my move.

I borrowed my uncle's expensive car and rented a very upscale apartment in ajah.
two months down the line I bleebed this girl and I even went as far as filming the whole encounter

And btw, I didn't even give this girl a penny o! I only appeared way richer and more educated than my friend and she fell hard!!!

Money and game can get you ANY woman!!
Women are very shallow when choosing a mate,They LOVE guys who are miles ahead of them classwise...even if the person in question is faking it.

Stacyomolola:

TELL THEM,
i personally only trip for intelligent guys, i mean guys with fantastic oral english plus charisma that each time he speaks, i blush

Juliusmomoh:

Is my anus 4 pleasure

Tboy1419:
but am not good in English, so you no dey trip for me,babe you just hurt my heart, alright, nothing spoil I go shoot my short for another antelope way go like me just the way I am, it's well.

ZINIBANKS:

Ahh bro I know what am saying now
We don touch that side before
But we no enter
We just go greet person
But maybe be correct
I no fit know am pass you wey dey stay there

fuwaski:

U are simply a carton. Am very sure that u don't know what $ is. So far u are the one in ur profile, i can comfortably knack you with suya 100naira (if say u smell nice o) na the condition to chop the suya and still trek wit u to d junction cus i no fit waste uber money on u. See this one wey never germinate well.

Tboy1419:
chai, I wish say na lagos you dey, I no be soldier, but I go help you, because I need that kind money for my account.

Funmmyastic:




Lol.How do you know that I will bring nothing to the table.And besides he can get free sex from other babes.The same way a player can get free sex without spending a dime is the same way a smart girl can get free cash and gifts without opening her legs.Not all girls know this though.And besides a girl opening her legs because of money is a prostitute.

Albertone:

So after you help am,he/she go con dash you the money?

Stacyomolola:

TELL THEM,
i personally only trip for intelligent guys, i mean guys with fantastic oral english plus charisma that each time he speaks, i blush

ZINIBANKS:

I will email you now can we please meet am begging you ion really know how to type bullshit on phone how about we go physical combat please

Descortes:
lmao. You never fail to leave unintelligent and simpleton-esque posts in your wake.

You're an eyesore worse than a dog's vomit. Spare Nairalanders the displeasure of seeing your senseless posts!

Attention-craving big-headed chihuahua!

Tboy1419:
she go drop something, abi na free you one make I help her.

themaestro08:


I dey enjoy the show.

fuwaski:

Who released you from the city of madness. U are a total incomplete

You're the universe's most twisted joke.
The only reason you still breathe is the devil's bid to spite the heavens and the Almighty's creation.

you were neglected by your hoeing mom who regret conceiving a brain dead halfwitted orangutan like you, and you were picked from the gutters,
your life has been an incredibly tragic story, nothing to write home about.

you're so useless that even in your own tragic life documentary, you'd be an utterly worthless character.

You even had to pose in front of your dream house that you would never possess in reality.
You belong to the slums
and in the slums shall you gnash your teeth and perish.

Unproductive mentally impaired Platypus

GreatMage:
Not all...
Some gals are just too strong minded

GeneralPula:
Not sure all but it will surely Open 99.98% of them!

Descortes:
You're the universe's most twisted joke.
The only reason you still breathe is the devil's bid to spite the heavens and the Almighty's creation.

you were neglected by your hoeing mom who regret conceiving a brain dead halfwitted orangutan like you, and you were picked from the gutters,
your life has been an incredibly tragic story, nothing to write home about.

you're so useless that even in your own tragic life documentary, you'd be an utterly worthless character.

You even had to pose in front of your dream house that you would never possess in reality.
You belong to the slums
and in the slums shall you gnash your teeth and perish.

Unproductive mentally impaired Platypus

fuwaski:


Edo girls na oloshooooooooooo.... Shame on uuuuuuuuuuuuu ... Na suya we go fit bleep u ooo... U are no different from other olosho girl.. shameeeeeeeee..... omugo! Try and change tribe.... Your arewa whatever must be Kaduna... Na same same... Oloshooooooooooo... Go get life.... Ugly pig... Your nose na like saucer. Like 911 front tire.

Descortes:
You're the universe's most twisted joke.
The only reason you still breathe is the devil's bid to spite the heavens and the Almighty's creation.

you were neglected by your hoeing mom who regret conceiving a brain dead halfwitted orangutan like you, and you were picked from the gutters,
your life has been an incredibly tragic story, nothing to write home about.

you're so useless that even in your own tragic life documentary, you'd be an utterly worthless character.

You even had to pose in front of your dream house that you would never possess in reality.
You belong to the slums
and in the slums shall you gnash your teeth and perish.

Unproductive mentally impaired Platypus

fuwaski:


This ur nose got me lafin. Ur cloth na die. Be like maid own. The wall be like lizard apartment. U come dey even use useless android phone wit 2 sims dey chat me.

fuwaski:

The write-up of a mad man

A mad man thinks he is normal and other people are the mad ones. You dwell in the gutters, take pictures in front of a house that's not yours and come online to feel yourself, I blame you not

hahaha
All you do on nairaland is flee from partaking in an intelligent, rational discussion articulately, just like your father fled from the truth about how you were mistakenly born.

Blackmiserable:

Please stop body shaming her here. It is very very very wrong.

Albertone:
I have nothing against you and you are entitled to your actions.

But how about you learn that it's not everything that is worth replying.The guy is toying with your brain,making you to type epistles that you think you are wowing people with vocabulary.


If you throw stone at every dog that barks,you'll never reach your destination-Winston Churchill


Shalom

fuwaski:

She invited that though.

GreatMage:
Not all...
Some gals are just too strong minded

Descortes:
A mad man thinks he is normal and other people are the mad ones. You dwell in the gutters, take pictures in front of a house that's not yours and come online to feel yourself, I blame you not

hahaha
All you do on nairaland is flee from partaking in an intelligent, rational discussion articulately, just like your father fled from the truth about how you were mistakenly born.

Blackmiserable:


Whether she did or not, what you're doing is anything but good. Calling out her body features, re-uploading her pics to rile back. Bros, this is not just emotional, physical abuse and violation but a wicked act. I advise you delete your comment and pics, apologize too. Just saying, though.