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My Weed Experience by Nobody: 8:21pm On May 28, 2020 |
Evening to you all o me just wan yarn you my bitter lesson from weed stay tuned... Me and my guys na cigar we dey always smoke before o naso we graduate to weed o ![]() ![]() Then smoking go con begin omo see CLOUD ![]() Anyday we buy weed liedis I Dey try to learn roll but I no sabi at all he dey always pain me, anyways we go to bunk as-usual our smoking spot we throw cloud again ![]() ![]() TO BE CONTD...
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Re: My Weed Experience by illicit(m): 8:22pm On May 28, 2020 |
Roll it and enjoy ur roller coaster ride.... 1 Like |
Re: My Weed Experience by JasonScoolari: 8:23pm On May 28, 2020 |
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Re: My Weed Experience by overdrive(m): 8:24pm On May 28, 2020 |
Following. |
Re: My Weed Experience by Nobody: 9:44pm On May 28, 2020 |
I shall continue tomorrow... Sweet dreams |
Re: My Weed Experience by Olabode971(f): 1:28am On May 29, 2020 |
I don buy popcorn.. oya, am follows ![]() |
Re: My Weed Experience by TheSourcerer: 2:37am On May 29, 2020 |
Following..... |
Re: My Weed Experience by elchapoo: 4:21am On May 29, 2020 |
Ok |
Re: My Weed Experience by Jakumo(m): 6:15am On May 29, 2020 |
If you are smoking large amounts of weed, then the quality of your product must be very poor. Potent natural grown weed, with no chemicals, does NOT need to be consumed in large quantities. One single hit ( inhalation) of some seriously powerful cannabis, will send most mortals into the stratosphere for several hours, during which the astronaut will have NO desire to ingest any more. The low quality dirt weed that is sold in Nigeria, is often contaminated with dangerous chemicals, so buyers need to exercise due diligence, to ensure that they do not inhale poisonous chemicals in a bid to get high. The solution : Grow your own, in a secret location. 12 Likes |
Re: My Weed Experience by Nobody: 9:30am On May 29, 2020 |
Olabode971:Naso I become Pablo Escobar o every day and night na smoke then my red lips starts turning black ![]() Na that time I no serious again I dey move with smokers, now I con introduce am to my gf, anytime she visits me liedis I go give her weed make she smoke after that omo see knacking person wey no sabi knack before she con dey do like Mia Khalifa ![]() I con realize say things no dey go well again o and I Dey try stop am but anytime I Dey see my guys I go still smoke o, I remember one dey wey I smoke like that one woman for my area dey ask me shey I sick ni ![]() I don’t know I’m on the road to MADNESS ![]() The matter long..... TO BE CONTD. 3 Likes |
Re: My Weed Experience by Nickshrapnel: 11:19am On May 29, 2020 |
Like every other drugs out there, do not abuse 1 Like |
Re: My Weed Experience by DeusMagnus: 11:49am On May 29, 2020 |
Complete your story before dropping links everywhere. Don't bring us here and he giving us half half gist. |
Re: My Weed Experience by Nobody: 12:01pm On May 29, 2020 |
Guy wetin happen na continue na |
Re: My Weed Experience by Jakumo(m): 12:28pm On May 29, 2020 |
In my capacity as the official biographer of our man Mr. Nobody, let me continue his story in fluent broken language, that can easily be followed by Nairaland's Area Boys and Area Girls. One day be one day when Mr. Nobody just use credit collet one parcel of Ogbomosho Yanga Bush, put am for pocket begin dey wakka go house, na from there police patrol when dey pass, come smell am from inside dem moto, before dem come jump down begin dey pursue Mr. Nobody, gbudu-gbudu-gbudu. Mr. Nobody no kukuma wait to ask any queshon. As him see say police don dey run face am, na so hin sef pick race, begin dey pass all corner-corner when he sabi for that area, say make police dem no see chance fire am for leg. In short, na Papa God save Mr. Nobody dat day, because, as him dey run 440 because of police, na so the parcel of Ogbomosho Yanga Bush come throway for inside him pocket. As the packet of Yanga Bush fall for ground, gbosaa, BIGI police dog, when remain small to cash Mr. Nobody, come divert to collect that exhibit for ground, and turn back to go give hin oga, Sgt. Dongoyaro, dat wicked oga polisi when get red eye. Everybody know say Sgt. Dongoyaro no dey take eye see corret canna-bush, make he no come talk say hin wan go test am for laboratory, so, in short, after when all anti-crime police see say suspect don run go, drop betta ting for ground, na him dem kukuma kak seat for inside patrol vehicle, begin dey share dat fine aromatic bush equal dividend of democracy, make everybody go test hin own exhibit for house sharply. As all dat one dey happen, Mr. Nobody run sotaaaay reach hin house, fiam-fiam-fiam-fiam, and sweat don full all him body, before him come begin dey check hin pocket to commot the Ogbomosho Yanga Bush, put am fire, take am relax and tank Jah say how as policeman no sabi run at all, witi dat dem bigi belle. Na dat time Mr. Nobody come see the bush when him go collet am for credit ten thousand naira, don mistake fall for road, during dat time when hin dey run for police dem. (To be Continued) 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Weed Experience by Nobody: 12:45pm On May 29, 2020 |
Jakumo:baba this one no relate at all 2 Likes |
Re: My Weed Experience by Jakumo(m): 12:46pm On May 29, 2020 |
NobodyW: But na you give me contract now. |
Re: My Weed Experience by Nobody: 1:12pm On May 29, 2020 |
Then on this day we go smoke for my guy side I remember that time well I roll wan weed wey long like drumstick I con smoke am finish only me I still take another tiny join am o then after we were about to leave liedis I no sabi the road again o I just Dey use style follow my guys for back dey do like say I sabi ![]() Na that time one spirit enter me o I just Dey reason ![]() ![]() ![]() So one time like that I stopped the weed for about 2 weeks my guys con dey surprise say I no smoke again I just tell them say I go smoke but not for now but later o na that time dem change am for me lol anytime wey Weed or party dey like this dem no go call me again, I feel neglected but no shit. Later on I don dey see say things don dey work well for me again o then I say make I try weed again o cus he don tey at least make I reason small naso I go buy weed again o ![]() ![]() That day I sha roll one weed I snap am for my phone post am for Whatsapp status dey happy ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() TO BE CONTD. |
Re: My Weed Experience by Nobody: 1:26pm On May 29, 2020 |
jasonscoolari illicit overdrive olabode971 thesourcerer elchapoo nickshrapnel deusmagnus macro231101 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Weed Experience by TheSourcerer: 1:47pm On May 29, 2020 |
Jakumo:I wanna grow mine but , I dunno it doesn't grow 2 Likes |
Re: My Weed Experience by TheSourcerer: 1:49pm On May 29, 2020 |
NobodyW:though smoking irresponsibly is not healthy , but to control you habits and self when using is key to balance |
Re: My Weed Experience by Terver23(m): 2:11pm On May 29, 2020 |
OP shut up Ya mouth.
your head no carry am 4 Likes |
Re: My Weed Experience by Bojack(m): 4:16pm On May 29, 2020 |
TheSourcerer:I tried mine too but the seeds won't germinate 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Weed Experience by Jakumo(m): 4:21pm On May 29, 2020 |
Bojack: If the seeds are taken out of compressed weed, those seeds are likely to be broken and damaged. Since seeds are easy to come by, plant a bunch of them and then select the seedlings that look healthiest, for onward cultivation. Direct strong sunlight makes a huge difference in all phases of the plant's life. OP Oya continue ya tory. I nogo join hand again, so far you don cancel my contract, as Tory Master consign. 3 Likes |
Re: My Weed Experience by Nobody: 6:52pm On May 29, 2020 |
Terver23:He go shock you |
Re: My Weed Experience by DeusMagnus: 7:06pm On May 29, 2020 |
Issokay |
Re: My Weed Experience by Nobody: 7:48pm On May 29, 2020 |
Yes those warnings wey I no listen to don dey react for my body now I just sit down for my room dey browse nonsense for google naso I reach one page for google wey say ‘RUN FROM THE COPS’ na that time panic attack enter me naso I comot for my house go my barber shop, my barber con dey ask me say wetin do me, why am I shaking, I no even know how to answer his questions the answer I was giving him was just meaningless o ![]() ![]() ![]() Omo see stupid things wey I dey talk like ‘the apple logo is eaten by Adam and its to attract ladies when den see iPhone ![]() By 1pm liedis something more dangerous happen o the matter long TO BE CONTD.. 2 Likes |
Re: My Weed Experience by Nobody: 7:52pm On May 29, 2020 |
BY THE WAY THOSE TIMES I DEY HEAR STRANGE VOICES TALKING TO ME LIKE EVERYONE DIRECTLY TALKING TO ME NEGATIVELY |
Re: My Weed Experience by Jakumo(m): 8:26pm On May 29, 2020 |
NobodyW: If you are hearing strange voices in your head after smoking cannabis, then it is 100% sure that some very dangerous chemicals were added to that sample that you smoked. No matter how powerful cannabis smoke can be, it will NEVER cause a sane person to hear voices in their head. Alcohol, on the other hand, can and does trigger instant madness and senseless violence, while alcohol also causes thousands of avoidable road accidents and deaths every year. If you drink alcohol AND smoke weed, all bets are off, and all manner of crazy and even suicidal antics become possible and imminent. Weed alone, with no chemicals added, will never cause users to hear voices or lose touch with reality. 3 Likes |
Re: My Weed Experience by Rafoski: 10:54pm On May 29, 2020 |
Jakumo:I couldn't agree more with this guy. I remember my friend complaining to me about nausea after smoking something with low THC but high chemicals man. Then someone else smoked Colorado and complains about pain in his lungs. Man, natural indica or a hybrid does it for me. You don't need more than two/three long held drags. Plus, many people abuse this plant. You get dopamine shortage man. 1 Like |
Re: My Weed Experience by DeusMagnus: 2:45am On May 30, 2020 |
following |
Re: My Weed Experience by Nobody: 8:11am On May 30, 2020 |
So 1pm reach like this naso I switch off my phone o I con tell my guys say make dem dey pray ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Naso I Dey feel like one powerful electric shock all over my body omo I wan die that night, he just be like say dem plug my body to transformer ![]() Naso my guys dey pray con dey wonder too say wetin happen to me sef naso I go where dem dey urinate for one bucket inside room I con use my guys urine am rub my head lol and hands o ![]() Naso I run comot from the room with my phone and ran out side o for 1am midnight o ![]() Now race begin, I run inside one un-completed building I dey breath heavily o naso I pluck leaves dey chop for mouth ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() TO BE CONTD.. 2 Likes |
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