Please continue the Tory...


E dey totori me

I nor blive dis story

NobodyW:
Yes those warnings wey I no listen to don dey react for my body now I just sit down for my room dey browse nonsense for google naso I reach one page for google wey say ‘RUN FROM THE COPS’ na that time panic attack enter me naso I comot for my house go my barber shop, my barber con dey ask me say wetin do me, why am I shaking, I no even know how to answer his questions the answer I was giving him was just meaningless o that time na evening, my barber just tell me say he wan go buy petrol naso I follow him o omo see as I Dey shake like say someone or something dey pursue me on the way to buy petrol naso I see one of my guy wey we dey gather smoke weed naso I stop and tell my barber say I go see am later na that time I follow that my guy go hin side o as I enter him room I see my other guy too so we don be 3 of us for room that time na like 7pm naso dem dey ask me why I dey shake for body I no even know wetin to talk naso I chop small fried egg, so out of 3 wey Dey the room 1 don sleep na me and the other guy wey I see for road dey awake naso I begin to dey tell that one story o
Omo see stupid things wey I dey talk like ‘the apple logo is eaten by Adam and its to attract ladies when den see iPhone
By 1pm liedis something more dangerous happen o the matter long

TO BE CONTD..

Take it as a joke or not.
In 2015 while I was working in Benin, there was a customer who loves smoking weed and has the shaking condition, it worsen to a point he couldn't hold a cup steadily.

He died in Oct of 2015 due to that effect.


adieu mon camarade

Macro231101:
I nor blive dis story

I no believe say he go reach like this too naso he take happen

Jakumo:


If you are hearing strange voices in your head after smoking cannabis, then it is 100% sure that some very dangerous chemicals were added to that sample that you smoked. No matter how powerful cannabis smoke can be, it will NEVER cause a sane person to hear voices in their head.

Alcohol, on the other hand, can and does trigger instant madness and senseless violence, while alcohol also causes thousands of avoidable road accidents and deaths every year. If you drink alcohol AND smoke weed, all bets are off, and all manner of crazy and even suicidal antics become possible and imminent.

Weed alone, with no chemicals added, will never cause users to hear voices or lose touch with reality.

na lie

Franzinni:
na lie

no mind am

HornyTave:

Take it as a joke or not.
In 2015 while I was working in Benin, there was a customer who loves smoking weed and has the shaking condition, it worsen to a point he couldn't hold a cup steadily.

He died in Oct of 2015 due to that effect.
adieu mon camarade

The man may have suffered from a hidden medical condition, or most likely, the weed he was buying to smoke had been POISONED with deadly chemicals that are either added to the soil to kill root-eating termites during the growing season of the crop, or intentionally sprayed on the harvested cannabis to try and boost the potency of low-quality product, while inflicting silent and lasting damage on the health of the unsuspecting weed buying public.

Once cannabis is fully legalized in Nigeria, just as it is in Ghana, Lesotho, Zambia, Uganda and South Africa, the planting and post-harvest processing of this highly medicinal plant can be removed from the hands of criminal gangs whose focus on profits at the expense of product safety is inevitable, by allowing individual users of medical cannabis to grow their own personal supply in a manner that uses ZERO chemical additives at any stage preceding final safe consumption.

Jakumo:


If the seeds are taken out of compressed weed, those seeds are likely to be broken and damaged. Since seeds are easy to come by, plant a bunch of them and then select the seedlings that look healthiest, for onward cultivation. Direct strong sunlight makes a huge difference in all phases of the plant's life.

OP Oya continue ya tory. I nogo join hand again, so far you don cancel my contract, as Tory Master consign.

thanks bro I'll get a pot , can I buy personal eletric light that could work as sunlight too indoor

Jakumo:


If you are hearing strange voices in your head after smoking cannabis, then it is 100% sure that some very dangerous chemicals were added to that sample that you smoked. No matter how powerful cannabis smoke can be, it will NEVER cause a sane person to hear voices in their head.

Alcohol, on the other hand, can and does trigger instant madness and senseless violence, while alcohol also causes thousands of avoidable road accidents and deaths every year. If you drink alcohol AND smoke weed, all bets are off, and all manner of crazy and even suicidal antics become possible and imminent.

Weed alone, with no chemicals added, will never cause users to hear voices or lose touch with reality.

true , you never loose touch of reality
In truth I don't think he meant he hears things , you know weed can increase your auditory alertness , that said the thoughts too are rather super amplified in the head of the user.

TheSourcerer:
true , you never loose touch of reality
In truth I don't think he meant he hears things , you know weed can increase your auditory alertness , that said the thoughts too are rather super amplified in the head of the user.

everybody seems to be talking to me directly

NobodyW:
everybody seems to be talking to me directly

you see them talking to you or believe they must be talking about you?

TheSourcerer:
you see them talking to you or believe they must be talking about you?

like me hearing voices of people talking to me

For example I may sit around guys during smoking then in some mins I’ll be hearing them talking to me all of a sudden it’s hallucinations

NobodyW:
like me hearing voices of people talking to me

For example I may sit around guys during smoking then in some mins I’ll be hearing them talking to me all of a sudden it’s hallucinations

definitely your weed strain , you're alright buddy!

TheSourcerer:
definitely your weed strain , you're alright buddy!

By the way I only take Pori,Arizona,local, that’s all I don’t do CO


And I noticed it’s makes my heart beat faster

NobodyW:
By the way I only take Pori,Arizona,local, that’s all I don’t do CO


And I noticed it’s makes my heart beat faster

absolutely normal too , just be calm when Smoking , listen to smooth jamz with headphones

TheSourcerer:
absolutely normal too , just be calm when Smoking , listen to smooth jamz with headphones

lol you dey tempt me

I no fit Try am again if weed is good for you continue our body differs I get person wey fit take 3 stick of CO with loud sef nothing dey do am you need to read the rest of my story bro

NobodyW:
lol you dey tempt me

I no fit Try am again if weed is good for you continue our body differs I get person wey fit take 3 stick of CO with loud sef nothing dey do am you need to read the rest of my story bro

all right , let's pull through yay!


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So me and the olode security(Hunter) dey talk for that night o naso fight begin between both of us omo the power wey I get that time na like 10 horses together, naso I stone the hunter with my phone he dodge am my phone bang the wall then all the people wey don sleep started coming out o, see them beating me like thief naso the hunter shouted at me OLEEEEeee (TheiFffff)

One man out of them started banging big plank on me he even tear my short wey I wear naso I take one stone throw am to the hunter, he bang am for head o

Later on I met my sef close to my house at my gate they tied me on my hands and legs I con dey speak rubbish like ‘singing Xmas song’, telling the hunters say make dem con untie me say we be gather dey all those rubbish

Everybody for street don gather dey watch me till the next morning now my eyes don dey clear small small. The landlords come to me say na me dey steal for area say I’m going to police station naso I see my guys wey we gather smoke together come that place wey dem tie me, dem dey argue with those landlords say I no fit steal anything,
Naso dem call my pman say something don occur, my pman no dey the same state wey I Dey naso he sent his elder brother to me make he con rescue me o some mins later I saw my pman brother he just Dey laugh. I went inside and took shower omo see injury for my body I wear cloth comot go my pman Bro’s house that day

Meanwhile those landlords association don question me say do I smoke or drink I tell them na only weed I Dey take but that particular day wey something begin happen I no take anything....

I reach my PMAN bro house naso he talk say wetin happen to me I no fit talk cus I no even believe say it’s weed that do all this to me so I just keep wondering where the problem is coming from. Later on naso I begin story dey tell am say I chop leaves bla bla naso he laugh say I do YAHOO PLUS


TO BE CONTD..

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@slowmir come tell us ya own biko. Since you and weed are inseparable.

Jakumo:
If you are smoking large amounts of weed, then the quality of your product must be very poor. Potent natural grown weed, with no chemicals, does NOT need to be consumed in large quantities. One single hit ( inhalation) of some seriously powerful cannabis, will send most mortals into the stratosphere for several hours, during which the astronaut will have NO desire to ingest any more.

The low quality dirt weed that is sold in Nigeria, is often contaminated with dangerous chemicals, so buyers need to exercise due diligence, to ensure that they do not inhale poisonous chemicals in a bid to get high.

The solution : Grow your own, in a secret location.

Tell that to lucky dube

doctor306:


Tell that to lucky dube

Were he alive, Reggae star Lucky Dube would certainly approve of South Africa's new legal acceptance of marijuana as a healing herb that all are free to grow and consume.

NaSo I still dey display for like 3 days for my pman brother house o, later on dem call Alfa, The Alfa gimme some stuffs make I Dey use say all the thing wey Dey do me go and also not to try anything with FLAME OR SMOKE AGAIN,I spent like a week using all the stuffs indoor cus dem no allow me go out at all, after I’m back to normal I go visit my guys again for street and dem be like wetin happen naso I tell dem say na JIN enter me lolz, later on I see one guy wey we dey gather smoke for one bunk naso he gimme one small weed make I smoke o, all these times I still never believe say na weed, I collect the weed like this reach house roll see puffing I no fit finish the weed o and he don reach claro(killer) cus my heart beat is racing again like I wanna die, I smoke that weed for evening cus everyone don sleep naso I went inside to sleep to and calm my self cus I was scared again

Next day I went to my church go do night vigil we started vigil by 12am and ended 6am but by 5am me don dey display for inside church naso all the guys wey Dey church dey hold me o :ok still dey fight dem like I fight the hunter... later on I escaped from church ran outside dey display o I con dey beg from anyone I see for road later on I returned back to church and carried my bag then I started running home with fear like say dem don restore my brain small I no even know how I get home, naso I started asking stupid questions from my younger ones

Then the madness con start for like 3 weeks I lose In touch with reality, seeing the unseen, hear all sort of voices etc... They later took me to one C&S church where dem dey tell them say I do Yahoo+ and he con dey fireback dem give my mumsy make she dey give me one thing drink like that naso changes dey occur back to normal me.

I went to the hospital too Doctor told me weed dey makes people psychotic and some people MAY smoke it and DIE by the way he also said people brain react differently with smoking it


From that time I con dey wonder in my mind say na weed cus all this , since then I stopped taking it but it’s has done more damage to me
One thing I noticed about myself till date is that there is Lack of Motivation in me I’m now so Lazy, Everything seems useless to me I’m down

Hope you’ve learned if you’re taking weed and you feel good then continue but I pray you don’t later experience all these I’ve passed through

THE END.

But truly I Dey do Yahoo

NobodyW:
But truly I Dey do Yahoo

Omo see open advert.Gee you de do training?

StubbornGENIUS:
Omo see open advert.Gee you de do training?

lol

Lalasticlala how far now

NobodyW:
But truly I Dey do Yahoo

Chai ! I suspect say all na yarn, say you dey form all dis ya tory.

Na Mr. Nobody be Di Original Tori Master of Nairaland. See as people dey beg say make you continue the story. You don capture dem be dat o.

Ha ha ha Tory Master Mr. Nobody, I commot cap for you.

But I still get one question o. If you mistake jam dis kind farm for inside bush, how you go do ?

Jakumo:



Chai ! I suspect say all na yarn, say you dey form all dis ya tory.

Na Mr. Nobody be Di Original Tori Master of Nairaland. See as people dey beg say make you continue the story. You don capture dem be dat o.

Ha ha ha Tory Master Mr. Nobody, I commot cap for you.

But I still get one question o. If you mistake jam dis kind farm for inside bush, how you go do ?

baba I no form any story na real life btw if I see all these na to sell am straight

NobodyW:
baba I no form any story na real life btw if I see all these na to sell am straight

You be corrret man. After when you rest small, you go begin dey take style dey find where you go see bush buy again.

Just smell am well-well before you pay money, and if you smell anyting when be like say na chemical, just REJECT AM, and buy for anoda place.

Na boys when dey buy am for farm direct, go fiti helep you find original canna-bush when no get chemical inside. Na dat chemical, dey bring wahala.