Zyzxx10:
A short story of Mr.Locust.
Scene 1.
Locust:Ah which kind life be this.I no do again.Everytime one game cut.Na like this I wan born get family.Alabi Bleep you.I no do again.I dey comot today today.Make I use my last card go drink beer chop better point and kill

Scene 2
Baba God with his angels and his sons with Devil after walking to and fro.
God: Devil you see my son locust.He has finally decided to quit gambling.Now it's time to take him to the promised Land of crytocurrency for him to blow.
Devil:Quit ke.Thats what they always say.Once better hunger hits them or they see a winning ticket they'll all come running back.
God:No I trust locust.Im sure this time he won't go back.
Devil:Oya gimme two days infact one sef lemme tempt him.Let us see if he will go back or jakpa for life.
God:Ok you can but don't touch his future money.
Devil:No p Baba God.

Scene 3:
Devil contacts Alabi
Devil: Alabi my boy you wan dey do pass me abi.Even me wey I be devil no wicked reach you.Every week punters go dey lament anyhow.Na only 10% average dey cash out and out of those ones 6% go still submit am back.Omo this your matter Taya me but I dey feel you.
Alabi:Lol.No be my fault na.Its our work na Soft work.How man wan take chop come flex ontop if this one no dey.
Devil:Oya na.No p.E get one thing wey I want make you do for me.See that guy wey Dem dey call locust.He talk say him wan comot.If he jakpa money wey he go use stake high for future.You no see am ooh.
Alabi:Na true Sha.
Devil:You know wetin go come sup.Nack 5k bonus funds for him account make him head scatter make he no run because me I no say you go still collect am as the bad guy wey you be.Omo me sef dey fear you ooh
Alabi:Lol.No p na.I go nack am tomorrow make I first laugh people wey carry Dortmund bayern finish first.

Scene 4:
Mr.Locust wakes up and goes to check his bet9ja account for the last time before deactivating it.
Locust:Make I even delete this mumu account.
He then sees 5k bonus funds to be rolled 3 times.
Locust: Yeeeeeeeeeh.Wetin be this?5000 funds.Ah bet good die.I no comot again.Nigbo Alabi you too get mouth.I no dey go anywhere.In fact Alabi na my paddy for life.Omo see as everywhere sempe.Which kind devil dey tell me make I comot before sef.Omo make I go forecast my own come collect games from deltateam try turn this money to 1million.Correct.Make I chop fess.Ahn ahn see groove.Alabi I dey loyal

Scene 5:
Two days later when the last 5k in locust bet9ja account turned to red due to his own games and deltateam's village sending predictions.
Locust:Chai which kind life be this?Na how person wan blow marry come born children?Chai bet no good aswear.All my games wey I forecast na 1 game just dey cut am.Especially the one I use zoom play.The remaining one that murunpatunfa deltateam just dey give me nonsense prediction.How you go predict correct score of 2-0 .Them come beat home 0-7.Which kind nonsense be that.Aswear.I no do again.Alabi you no fit kill me.Alabi I say can't kill me.I don comot.Today is the last day.I cannot come and kill myself.Alabi Bleep you.Make I go use my small money chop suya abeg

Alabi laughing silently in the background.

END OF STORY.

Bros locust na joke ooh abeg all na play pls ooh.

dammywapes:
WHat if Bayern lose today ?

Zyzxx10:
A short story of Mr.Locust.
Scene 1.
Locust:Ah which kind life be this.I no do again.Everytime one game cut.Na like this I wan born get family.Alabi Bleep you.I no do again.I dey comot today today.Make I use my last card go drink beer chop better point and kill

Scene 2
Baba God with his angels and his sons with Devil after walking to and fro.
God: Devil you see my son locust.He has finally decided to quit gambling.Now it's time to take him to the promised Land of crytocurrency for him to blow.
Devil:Quit ke.Thats what they always say.Once better hunger hits them or they see a winning ticket they'll all come running back.
God:No I trust locust.Im sure this time he won't go back.
Devil:Oya gimme two days infact one sef lemme tempt him.Let us see if he will go back or jakpa for life.
God:Ok you can but don't touch his future money.
Devil:No p Baba God.

Scene 3:
Devil contacts Alabi
Devil: Alabi my boy you wan dey do pass me abi.Even me wey I be devil no wicked reach you.Every week punters go dey lament anyhow.Na only 10% average dey cash out and out of those ones 6% go still submit am back.Omo this your matter Taya me but I dey feel you.
Alabi:Lol.No be my fault na.Its our work na Soft work.How man wan take chop come flex ontop if this one no dey.
Devil:Oya na.No p.E get one thing wey I want make you do for me.See that guy wey Dem dey call locust.He talk say him wan comot.If he jakpa money wey he go use stake high for future.You no see am ooh.
Alabi:Na true Sha.
Devil:You know wetin go come sup.Nack 5k bonus funds for him account make him head scatter make he no run because me I no say you go still collect am as the bad guy wey you be.Omo me sef dey fear you ooh
Alabi:Lol.No p na.I go nack am tomorrow make I first laugh people wey carry Dortmund bayern finish first.

Scene 4:
Mr.Locust wakes up and goes to check his bet9ja account for the last time before deactivating it.
Locust:Make I even delete this mumu account.
He then sees 5k bonus funds to be rolled 3 times.
Locust: Yeeeeeeeeeh.Wetin be this?5000 funds.Ah bet good die.I no comot again.Nigbo Alabi you too get mouth.I no dey go anywhere.In fact Alabi na my paddy for life.Omo see as everywhere sempe.Which kind devil dey tell me make I comot before sef.Omo make I go forecast my own come collect games from deltateam try turn this money to 1million.Correct.Make I chop fess.Ahn ahn see groove.Alabi I dey loyal

Scene 5:
Two days later when the last 5k in locust bet9ja account turned to red due to his own games and deltateam's village sending predictions.
Locust:Chai which kind life be this?Na how person wan blow marry come born children?Chai bet no good aswear.All my games wey I forecast na 1 game just dey cut am.Especially the one I use zoom play.The remaining one that murunpatunfa deltateam just dey give me nonsense prediction.How you go predict correct score of 2-0 .Them come beat home 0-7.Which kind nonsense be that.Aswear.I no do again.Alabi you no fit kill me.Alabi I say can't kill me.I don comot.Today is the last day.I cannot come and kill myself.Alabi Bleep you.Make I go use my small money chop suya abeg

Alabi laughing silently in the background.

END OF STORY.

Bros locust na joke ooh abeg all na play pls ooh.

Intermilanfan:
Lol. You forgot to add Genoa of Serie A

WHITELIGHTER:

One game to go...

WHITELIGHTER:


One game to go...

Fucklove:
When did you apply?

austino677:
hats off

austino677:
Another lucky day.. Beginning of 2nd half was 3 odds

So what Make we lick your self-centered àss abi One of the problem of this wonderful thread..if it were season 8 you won't try this shit.

Ologogoro:


Welcome back

austino677:
Another lucky day.. Beginning of 2nd half was 3 odds

austino677:
Another lucky day.. Beginning of 2nd half was 3 odds

Kelblaq:
Congrats Big man...

E don tey i bet on my sporty acct..

07... Biko sir.

RealJohnny:
you're a blessing to this thread may grace never depart from you..continue ur good work and be inducted into this great thread hall of fame

Sleeklord:

Congrats chief.You try.Abeg help me with anything even if its 500.All my work has scattered due to this pandemic.My matter don over-red.I no send if them call me almajiri.Boss abeg.

Fucklove:
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WHITELIGHTER:


Aww amen. Hope u were on it?

austino677:
Another lucky day.. Beginning of 2nd half was 3 odds

RealJohnny:
shame no dey your face at all..na ur type dey make dah old man use una catch fun..

Hustle, make you no dey beg person wey no send u ohhhhh

RealJohnny:
shame no dey your face at all..na ur type dey make dah old man use una catch fun..

Hustle, make you no dey beg person wey no send u ohhhhh

Corbin:
do giveaway
Airtime or cash giveaway
Make people smile

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