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Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by Hajokexyz: 8:10pm On Jun 04, 2020
never been to the hospital ....not to talk of seeing a doctor

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Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by okoroemeka(m): 8:11pm On Jun 04, 2020
I cannot forget to the year I got infected with scabies,I tried everything that is possible and went to numerous hospitals and clinics but no help in sight,the itching was increasing on a daily basis and I am been driven slowly insane,in desperation I tried another clinic and after telling the lady doctor with nice clevages my woes,she decided to to inspect the offender and incredibly the dick Rose to full erection with the first touch even with the rough blisters covering it,the good doctor politely asked if she should continue the examination,the stress and my gradual desent into maddnes by the scabies itch did not even allow me to be embarrassed,she finally recommended benzyl benzoate and it restored my sanity

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Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by SKINDOGGY: 8:11pm On Jun 04, 2020
Kizzygentle:
When I had motoscrotosis. I went to the hospital and met a female consultant. She asked me to show her my private part to check up. It was very very red. Infact it took me 5mins to show her. The way she was even looking at it and shifting my scrotum front and back, left and right. It was highly embarrassing and almost funny though d touch was soothing and it was just responding to stimulus. It was so bleeped up.
Chai mad oh grin But after the soothing and stimulus what bleep next shocked
Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by SirMichael1: 8:11pm On Jun 04, 2020
Sunisonflex39:
please who knows how I can remove this "there is no other God but Allah " in my profile..

since they had salah that I went to wish them.. people are taking me for a Muslim.

seun abeg
I've helped you remove it.

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Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by joelison(m): 8:11pm On Jun 04, 2020
ikorodureporta:
Follow up to yr privacy advice. .I don't know why patients are used for practical without prior permission. One of my relatives was stripped unclad to check his genitals in the presence of many student doctors. That feeling alone can kill the patient

If u dont want to be used to teach medical students dont go to teaching hospitals.. U can go to general hospital.. Permission is not taken from patients before they can be used to teach medical students

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Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by Crieff(m): 8:11pm On Jun 04, 2020
ikorodureporta:
Follow up to yr privacy advice. .I don't know why patients are used for practical without prior permission. One of my relatives was stripped unclad to check his genitals in the presence of many student doctors. That feeling alone can kill the patient

Medical practice is the way to go.

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Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by johnmattew: 8:11pm On Jun 04, 2020
Emmaesty:
I had a yeast infection for the very first time in my life and I had to rush to the hospital cause my vjay was seriously itching

I got to the hospital and the doctor asked me when was the last time that I had sex and I said "is that important?" he looked at me like I was pretending to be holy grin

Then he gave me a drug to insert into my vjay with a long tube that has to go in. He asked if I knew how to use one then I said no.

He started explaining that "i will spread my legs open, open the lips of my vjay and slowly go inside" he was very visual and was using his hands to illustrate it.

It was very awkward
this one of funny
Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by Jefferyhi86(m): 8:12pm On Jun 04, 2020
Majority of those working in health sector, police n any government work, their manner of approach can b savagery most times
Sonnobax15:
grin That was back then in 2007...
mehn,i was rushed to a near by hospital due to the fact that i couldn't urinate.

the doctor instructed d nurse on duty to fix a pipe in my dick.

so i had to pull down my boxer,just for me to hear one of d nurses saying-"bros,why you no dey shave na??...but shaving stick no dey expensive na..

na once i soak myself for shame dat day.

d truth is dat most naija nurses and doctors have poor manners of approach..
na who get body to hear generational insults nai dey do things with them.
Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by BadmanKiller: 8:12pm On Jun 04, 2020
When the doctor told me as a young boy who just clocked 18 in 2012 and he told me I had to inject myself because I have Type 1 Diabetes and I have to manage it myself. I fear my life because I have always feared the syringe for injection. A particular man even walked in as I was trying to inject myself and he said in surprise '' This small boy''. Life has not been easy o. Money self nor dey

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Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by MrEgghead(m): 8:13pm On Jun 04, 2020
Protein0:

Care to shed more light on the quoted pls?
He's a member of JOHESU...They still claim they passed through medical school.

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Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by joelison(m): 8:13pm On Jun 04, 2020
BCJAY:
I had a pain and went to the hospital for treatment only for the doctor to ask me to lie down remove my pant and he started to insert his finger into my private part to finger me and he was yearning hmm hmm and it was nothing pertaining to that I have to stand and leave there and never go back to the doctor again. The second instance was when I had accident and broke my arm only for doctor to ask me to remove cloth and wants to be touching my breast pretending to be massaging my arm, some doctors are terrible


Madam u failed to mention where u have pain.. If the pain is in ur lower abdomen then the vaginal exam is correct..

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Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by johnmattew: 8:13pm On Jun 04, 2020
stevodot22:
my embarrassing moment with a doctor dated back to 2012 when I was asked by a female doctor to put off my shirt and trouser only to be left alone with my pant not even boxers and my john Thomas just raised its ugly head, I was so embarrassed that I could not stand straight I had to sit down on the bed quickly, but the lady doctor understood the whole drama and she quickly dashed out of the office pretending as if someone called her.
Nigerian men sha
Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by dalongjnr: 8:13pm On Jun 04, 2020
KingAzubuike:

Shows the level of your illiteracy lol.. how does coitus relate to a malaria parasite. Moreover most of them would have diagnosed you before they start asking the silly questions.
Madam, physical examination is head to toe.
History taking involved a lot of things; family, social, medical, surgical, nutritional, obstetrics/gyaeny, immunization, allergies etc. So, the doctor is not wrong.
As I say earlier, head to toe also encompasses system by system.
Alimentary system, musckloskeletal,reproductive/urinary system, nervous system etc. The reason for been to the hospital is to have a holistic treatment. You may present with the Hx of symptoms of malaria and further probes may established the existence of UTI(urinary track infection).
Dr need to treat both.

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Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by NewDelhi(m): 8:14pm On Jun 04, 2020
My single experience was when I was a teen. A hot young and pretty female doctor tried to examine my dick. I tried not to have an erection but mehn j can't cheat nature. To make matters worse they were 2 female docs and 1 nurse. All of them young pretty and hot. They noticed my erect dick and burst into laughter. I was about 15 years of age but mehn the memory still lingers. I was embarrassed.

But I get problem with Nigerian nurses. They are extremely rude and they care less. . I broke a leg in my 20s and one of them was just man handling me not minding if I was in pain or not. I kept telling her to take it easy. It got to a stage she twisted my broken bone Oboy the excruciating pain spark my head . I use my street blood para for am o. We got into a heated argument till other patients and a few staffs came to separate us.

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Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by TONYE001(m): 8:14pm On Jun 04, 2020
KingAzubuike:
Most Nigerian doctors are perverts. They ask all sorts of silly questions that aren't related to your ailment. It has even gone as far as medical students on ward round , postings or clerking in teaching hospitals. Small boys wey never grow hair for prick will begin to ask you the last time you had sex before they diagnose you with typhoid or malaria. If you have a knowledge of the medical profession, you'd easily understand. Later in the day, you begin to hear medical students and even interns gisting about their experience in O/G ward round , female medical etc.
A doctor will diagnose you with malaria and when it's time to prescribe a drug,
We know certain drugs or administration aren't suitable for pregnant people but instead of the male doctor to simply ask if you're pregnant, he'll rather be asking for the last time you had sex and if you're clean shaven down there grin


Hello,

I assure you, all those questions are IMPORTANT. When clerking a patient (especially females of reproductive age), a good gynaecologic history is very, very important...irrespective of what the presenting complaint is.

As a matter of fact, a doctor could be queried by his superior if he fails to ask questions like sex history while clerking...

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Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by 1Sharon(f): 8:16pm On Jun 04, 2020
ikorodureporta:
Follow up to yr privacy advice. .I don't know why patients are used for practical without prior permission. One of my relatives was stripped unclad to check his genitals in the presence of many student doctors. That feeling alone can kill the patient

You know you're allowed to ask them to leave ?

I'd ask why there's so many people in the room
Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by Nobody: 8:16pm On Jun 04, 2020
1Sharon:


Why would a Dr ask a patients sex position? Why did you skip that part

A cardiologist never asked me that, maybe in Nigeria

Why's the question relevant?
If you read my chat history with kingazubuike you'd know how we started. I did not say anything about a Dr asking about sex position. I did not even justify it. It is not even a common question Drs ask although I can think of 1 or 2 cases where a Dr might ask.
A cardiologist not asking you doesn't mean it is a wrong question that cannot be asked of patients. I can tell you a 100 possible questions a cardio can ask you but you were certainly not asked all of them. My point in all of this is if you don't understand something you ask. As for the relevance I'd have to paint a clinical scenario for you to get the whole picture and I don't have that time or patience to type but just know that for a woman or man who's major physical activity happens to be sex the cardio can ask about it as a measure of decline in cardiopulmonary function. It's like asking a patient how long he/she walks b4 he or she gets tired and then comparing it to his pre morbid state. Hope this sheds a little light.

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Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by johnmattew: 8:17pm On Jun 04, 2020
BCJAY:
I had a pain and went to the hospital for treatment only for the doctor to ask me to lie down remove my pant and he started to insert his finger into my private part to finger me and he was yearning hmm hmm and it was nothing pertaining to that I have to stand and leave there and never go back to the doctor again. The second instance was when I had accident and broke my arm only for doctor to ask me to remove cloth and wants to be touching my breast pretending to be massaging my arm, some doctors are terrible
that doctor is sick upstairs...some male doctors are just looking for ways to view female patients genitals

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Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by 1Sharon(f): 8:18pm On Jun 04, 2020
Sunisonflex39:
please who knows how I can remove this "there is no other God but Allah " in my profile..

since they had salah that I went to wish them.. people are taking me for a Muslim.

seun abeg

Allahu akbar

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Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by johnmattew: 8:19pm On Jun 04, 2020
Skye231:
Eyah... That was how I followed my GF to the hospital as well she complained of pains around her waist. The doctor asked her to sleep on the bed in his office and asked me to excuse them, my babe quickly responded he is my fiance, he now said it's because you will need to pull your pant. Naso I look the guy with wicked face ... Pant wey take me 8 months to see . I told my babe to stand up and leave. Some doctors are perverts .
most of them are perverts ..they use their occupation to view people's gentals even when the sickness isn't genitally related
Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by HITsquad: 8:19pm On Jun 04, 2020
The only problem I have with doctors is their bad handwriting... it always looks like a signature! But luckily we have those Godsent pharmacists with superpowers that can read anything grin grin grin

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Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by sabbiboi: 8:19pm On Jun 04, 2020
Biodun1929:


Wow! You must very attractive or have an irresitable body for doctors to be able to throw caution to the wind like that.

Look what the society is made to believe, that because she is beautiful she deserves to be touched inappropriately.

Same reason why some people justify rape case. Nothing warrant your sexual assault.

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Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by Blackmoran(m): 8:20pm On Jun 04, 2020
I was 16 years then, still in secondary school, after having sex stated feeling itchy under my factory always scratching my balls..... I was ignorant and inexperience then, so I visited the school clinic. After expressing my predicament to her she stood up went beside me and close the door, right inside me I know something is wrong... She threaten me if I don't tell her who I smash she will report to the commandant, which is equivalent to a principal... I was scared so I confess, she lectured me on how am too young to be doing such las las she gave me drug.

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Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by johnmattew: 8:21pm On Jun 04, 2020
HITsquad:
The only problem I have with doctors is their bad handwriting... it always looks like a signature! But luckily we have those Godsent pharmacist with superpowers to read everything grin grin grin
they do it on purpose...my friend told me the practice it in their medical school so as to prevent patients from seeing what the wrote

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Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by GodPunishBiafra: 8:21pm On Jun 04, 2020
Kizzygentle:
When I had motoscrotosis, I went to the hospital and met a female consultant. She asked me to show her my private part to check up. It was very very red. Infact it took me 5mins to show her. The way she was even looking at it and shifting my scrotum front and back, left and right. It was highly embarrassing and almost funny though d touch was soothing and it was just responding to stimulus. It was so bleeped up.
The hospital must be stupîd

Fûck professionalism.

Don't we have male DOCTORS specialists?



A female doctor can only do that to me if I'm unconscious.


Nonsense!

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Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by Legionx: 8:22pm On Jun 04, 2020
okoroemeka:
I cannot forget to the year I got infected with scabies,I tried everything that is possible and went to numerous hospitals and clinics but no help in sight,the itching was increasing on a daily basis and I am been driven slowly insane,in desperation I tried another clinic and after telling the lady doctor with nice clevages my woes,she decided to to inspect the offender and incredibly the dick Rose to full erection with the first touch even with the rough blisters covering it,the good doctor politely asked if she should continue the examination,the stress and my gradual desent into maddnes by the scabies itch did not even allow me to be embarrassed,she finally recommended benzyl benzoate and it restored my sanity

How did you apply the Benzly Benzoate and foe how long
Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by TONYE001(m): 8:23pm On Jun 04, 2020
BCJAY:
I had a pain and went to the hospital for treatment only for the doctor to ask me to lie down remove my pant and he started to insert his finger into my private part to finger me and he was yearning hmm hmm and it was nothing pertaining to that I have to stand and leave there and never go back to the doctor again. The second instance was when I had accident and broke my arm only for doctor to ask me to remove cloth and wants to be touching my breast pretending to be massaging my arm, some doctors are terrible

Where did you have the pain?
Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by patjane(f): 8:23pm On Jun 04, 2020
This’s so funny seriously � � �
Sonnobax15:
grin That was back then in 2007...
mehn,i was rushed to a near by hospital due to the fact that i couldn't urinate.

the doctor instructed d nurse on duty to fix a pipe in my dick.

so i had to pull down my boxer,just for me to hear one of d nurses saying-"bros,why you no dey shave na??...but shaving stick no dey expensive na..

na once i soak myself for shame dat day.

d truth is dat most naija nurses and doctors have poor manners of approach..
na who get body to hear generational insults nai dey do things with them.
Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by shogsmania: 8:23pm On Jun 04, 2020
A beautiful nurse had to insert her fingers into my asshole once while telling me to breathe in and out,and I've had a bunch female nurses touched and did things to my d!ck because of some erectile problems.
I'm not really the shy type though and even the nurses are always amazed by how calm and unbothered I seem

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Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by Nobody: 8:23pm On Jun 04, 2020
1Sharon:


What's the correlation? Smart alec
Lol smart alec? You obviously don't get the point of our discussion. There is no correlation btw sex and malaria or better still no common reason why a patient presents with symptoms of malaria and then you'd be asking about sex except of course the patient is female. And even at that you certainly won't ask about sex position. As for what will make a Dr ask a patient, even a male patient about his sexual history even if he presented with pain in the eye...well...keep wondering...when you really are ready to know I'll tell you. Seeing that sarcastic 'smart alec' put me off and made me realise that you bunch aren't really interested in knowing. Even if I tell you you'd just say stuff like, "mscheeeew . So that is it?".

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Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by specialbobby(m): 8:25pm On Jun 04, 2020
Sonnobax15:
grin That was back then in 2007...
mehn,i was rushed to a near by hospital due to the fact that i couldn't urinate.

the doctor instructed d nurse on duty to fix a pipe in my dick.

so i had to pull down my boxer,just for me to hear one of d nurses saying-"bros,why you no dey shave na??...but shaving stick no dey expensive na..

na once i soak myself for shame dat day.

d truth is dat most naija nurses and doctors have poor manners of approach..
na who get body to hear generational insults nai dey do things with them.




Laugh � � � � wan kill me
U self why you no dey shave

Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by 1Sharon(f): 8:26pm On Jun 04, 2020
DominusPrime:

If you read my chat history with kingazubuike you'd know how we started. I did not say anything about a Dr asking about sex position. I did not even justify it. It is not even a common question Drs ask although I can think of 1 or 2 cases where a Dr might ask.
A cardiologist not asking you doesn't mean it is a wrong question that cannot be asked of patients. I can tell you a 100 possible questions a cardio can ask you but you were certainly not asked all of them. My point in all of this is if you don't understand something you ask. As for the relevance I'd have to paint a clinical scenario for you to get the whole picture and I don't have that time or patience to type but just know that for a [b]woman or man who's major physical activity happens to be sex [/b]the cardio can ask about it as a measure of decline in cardiopulmonary function. It's like asking a patient how long he/she walks b4 he or she gets tired and then comparing it to his pre morbid state. Hope this sheds a little light.

Sex that is like 10mins? grin

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