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Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by tempem: 8:27pm On Jun 04, 2020
Sunisonflex39:
please who knows how I can remove this "there is no other God but Allah " in my profile..

since they had salah that I went to wish them.. people are taking me for a Muslim.

seun abeg

cheesy cheesy cheesy You won't kill me..
Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by Nobody: 8:28pm On Jun 04, 2020
1Sharon:


Sex that is like 10mins? grin


Just pray you never have to be asked this kind of question then you'd know the difference btw sex of 10mins previously to sex of 1 or 2 mins b4 the patient starts complaining of tiredness. By the way 10mins? The boys who you've tangled with certainly haven't done you well o...lol...

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Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by specialbobby(m): 8:29pm On Jun 04, 2020
olurili:
go visit doctor with my mom when am 22years old,and after the result,the doctor look at me and said,young man you have to limit the way you have sex,I turn to mom and said,MOM WHAT TYPE OF FOOD IS HE TALKING ABOUT,IS IT CARBOHYDRATE OR PROTEIN?

Una go just kill person grin grin
Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by joelison(m): 8:30pm On Jun 04, 2020
Legionx:


How did you apply the Benzly Benzoate and foe how long

You better go and meet a doctor
Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by Farki: 8:30pm On Jun 04, 2020
KingAzubuike:
Most Nigerian doctors are perverts. They ask all sorts of silly questions that aren't related to your ailment. It has even gone as far as medical students on ward round , postings or clerking in teaching hospitals. Small boys wey never grow hair for prick will begin to ask you the last time you had sex before they diagnose you with typhoid or malaria. If you have a knowledge of the medical profession, you'd easily understand. Later in the day, you begin to hear medical students and even interns gisting about their experience in O/G ward round , female medical etc.
A doctor will diagnose you with malaria and when it's time to prescribe a drug,
We know certain drugs or administration aren't suitable for pregnant people but instead of the male doctor to simply ask if you're pregnant, he'll rather be asking for the last time you had sex and if you're clean shaven down there grin

It's worse if you visit a teaching hospital. You might be used for live practicals in front of medical students during ward rounds or husky exams.


What a mountain of beautiful nonsense.

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Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by Protein0: 8:31pm On Jun 04, 2020
MrEgghead:
He's a member of JOHESU...They still claim they passed through medical school.
Oooh, I see.
Medical schools produce Medical doctors and dentists only tho

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Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by Basic123: 8:32pm On Jun 04, 2020
KingAzubuike:
Most Nigerian doctors are perverts. They ask all sorts of silly questions that aren't related to your ailment. It has even gone as far as medical students on ward round , postings or clerking in teaching hospitals. Small boys wey never grow hair for prick will begin to ask you the last time you had sex before they diagnose you with typhoid or malaria. If you have a knowledge of the medical profession, you'd easily understand. Later in the day, you begin to hear medical students and even interns gisting about their experience in O/G ward round , female medical etc.
A doctor will diagnose you with malaria and when it's time to prescribe a drug,
We know certain drugs or administration aren't suitable for pregnant people but instead of the male doctor to simply ask if you're pregnant, he'll rather be asking for the last time you had sex and if you're clean shaven down there grin

It's worse if you visit a teaching hospital. You might be used for live practicals in front of medical students during ward rounds or husky exams.


You are too Ignorant!

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Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by doctor306(m): 8:32pm On Jun 04, 2020
olurili:
go visit doctor with my mom when am 22years old,and after the result,the doctor look at me and said,young man you have to limit the way you have sex,I turn to mom and said,MOM WHAT TYPE OF FOOD IS HE TALKING ABOUT,IS IT CARBOHYDRATE OR PROTEIN?
Lienus

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Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by Nobody: 8:33pm On Jun 04, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright
No embarrassing moment sha

The only one when i be experienced na my sister cause am.
I nor know the kind of fever way she sick that period
A very deadly fever o
Me just lodge for hotel dey huzzle normal
When my cousin call me say my mummy dey cry.
I asked wetin happen. She say them rush one of my female siblings go hospital and now doctor say her blood nor dey respond say make them carry her go irrua hospital after ekpoma

O boy. Na so i quickly run down find Moto way go carry us go irrua that night
This one when i dey talk so na around 9pm in the night
I reach irrua around 11pm
O boy blood dey come out from her nose
Which kind fever be this na

Them admit her...

Imagine from that night till the next day morning by 1pm all those nurses and doctors continue to dey collect blood samples for testing. And still them never come up with wetin dey do her. Different nurses and doctors come dey collect samples of blood from her body as if say them dey drill oil. No treatment nothing nothing. Just different student nurses and doctors collecting blood samples all the time

As a real niggarrr me don dey vex small small but i nor know how i go take display my anger.

I just walk out of the hospital go one store when dey the community go drink five bottles of Heineken

After the four bottles i come high and that Dutch courage come enter my body
Immediately na im i return back to the hospital

O boy na later in the evening of that day after my eye don clear
Them my sisters come dey tell me say i turn the whole hospital upside down

Say i nearly fight with the doctor
Say i block the entrance. No going out and no coming in
Say they must attend to my sister











Lol. Your sister probably had Lassa fever

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Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by KingAzubuike(f): 8:33pm On Jun 04, 2020
Sunisonflex39:
please who knows how I can remove this "there is no other God but Allah " in my profile..

since they had salah that I went to wish them.. people are taking me for a Muslim.

seun abeg
Is it still on your profile?
Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by Nobody: 8:33pm On Jun 04, 2020
KingAzubuike:

Lol so how does sex relate with malaria ? Stop displaying your stupidity. Some of us aren't doctors but we passed through the four walls of medical school.
By the way medical school is where Medical students are trained to become Medical Drs. That you were taught in a school that had a medical college located in the same compound or used common faculties does not mean you went to medical school. When laymen say this it is permissible, but when a person like you says this we often have to remind you of what you already know. You can consult google or any other source to verify what I've said above cos you go still argue.


Modifed: you did go to a medical school physically if that is what you meant. You can also say you had your training in a Medical school.

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Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by OKTolu: 8:34pm On Jun 04, 2020
Hmmm
Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by 1Sharon(f): 8:34pm On Jun 04, 2020
DominusPrime:

Lol smart alec? You obviously don't get the point of our discussion. There is no correlation btw sex and malaria or better still no common reason why a patient presents with symptoms of malaria and then you'd be asking about sex except of course the patient is female. And even at that you certainly won't ask about sex position. As for what will make a Dr ask a patient, even a male patient about his sexual history even if he presented with pain in the eye...well...keep wondering...when you really are ready to know I'll tell you. Seeing that sarcastic 'smart alec' put me off and made me realise that you bunch aren't really interested in knowing. Even if I tell you you'd just say stuff like, "mscheeeew . So that is it?".

Cos you were doing Shakara and delayed answering kingazubike and jeering.

I do understand that's its if the drugs are compatable with pregnancy

But I still believe the appropriate question instead should be "could you be pregnant"?

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Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by Biodun1929(m): 8:34pm On Jun 04, 2020
sabbiboi:


Look what the society is made to believe, that because she is beautiful she deserves to be touched inappropriately.

Same reason why some people justify rape case. Nothing warrant your sexual assault.

True. My bad

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Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by MrEgghead(m): 8:35pm On Jun 04, 2020
Protein0:
Oooh, I see. Medical schools produce Medical doctors and dentists only tho
Spot on.
Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by Farki: 8:35pm On Jun 04, 2020
Had to take a quiz about sexual activity in front of my mom, I sharply lied and put no on everything.

The doctor asked me if I was stupid and I had to explain my situation to her.

She then had to ask me the questions all over again.

The worst part is that I kept seeing her everywhere and remembering that day.

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Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by Basic123: 8:35pm On Jun 04, 2020
KingAzubuike:

Lol so how does sex relate with malaria ? Stop displaying your stupidity. Some of us aren't doctors but we passed through the four walls of medical school.

so passing through the 4 walls of medical school makes you a doctor

you disgracing other paramedics with your half baked knowledge!


there are soo many sexually related diseases that mimicks malaria

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Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by cydophobia(m): 8:35pm On Jun 04, 2020
God no go shame us.

[q kissuote author=Sonnobax15 post=90314461] grin That was back then in 2007...
mehn,i was rushed to a near by hospital due to the fact that i couldn't urinate.

the doctor instructed d nurse on duty to fix a pipe in my dick.

so i had to pull down my boxer,just for me to hear one of d nurses saying-"bros,why you no dey shave na??...but shaving stick no dey expensive na..

na once i soak myself for shame dat day.

d truth is dat most naija nurses and doctors have poor manners of approach..
na who get body to hear generational insults nai dey do things with them. [/quote]
Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by Nobody: 8:36pm On Jun 04, 2020
BCJAY:
I had a pain and went to the hospital for treatment only for the doctor to ask me to lie down remove my pant and he started to insert his finger into my private part to finger me and he was yearning hmm hmm and it was nothing pertaining to that I have to stand and leave there and never go back to the doctor again. The second instance was when I had accident and broke my arm only for doctor to ask me to remove cloth and wants to be touching my breast pretending to be massaging my arm, some doctors are terrible
Damn. What a bas.tard

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Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by jumiasalesguy3: 8:36pm On Jun 04, 2020
DominusPrime:

By the way medical school is where Medical students are trained to become Medical Drs. That you were taught in a school that had a medical college located in the same compound or used common faculties does not mean you went to medical school. When laymen say this it is permissible, but when a person like you says this we often have to remind you of what you already know. You can consult google or any other source to verify what I've said above cos you go still argue.


Like seriously...lmao
Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by 1Sharon(f): 8:37pm On Jun 04, 2020
DominusPrime:


Just pray you never have to be asked this kind of question then you'd know the difference btw sex of 10mins previously to sex of 1 or 2 mins b4 the patient starts complaining of tiredness. By the way 10mins? The boys who you've tangled with certainly haven't done you well o...lol...

Okay but does this question apply to women?

Isnt it men dying of heart attack during sex?

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Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by Nobody: 8:37pm On Jun 04, 2020
Farki:


What a mountain of beautiful nonsense.
I enjoy exposing kingazubuike ignorance. Imagine asking a patient who is 6 weeks gone but doesn't even know and obviously did not test if she's pregnant. Yet that is the appropriate question to ask according to him.

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Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by Basic123: 8:38pm On Jun 04, 2020
BCJAY:
I had a pain and went to the hospital for treatment only for the doctor to ask me to lie down remove my pant and he started to insert his finger into my private part to finger me and he was yearning hmm hmm and it was nothing pertaining to that I have to stand and leave there and never go back to the doctor again. The second instance was when I had accident and broke my arm only for doctor to ask me to remove cloth and wants to be touching my breast pretending to be massaging my arm, some doctors are terrible
The only mistake he made was that a female or nurse was not present!

you can't understand because 1.the doctor is a male 2.you know nothing about clinical methods
Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by HoliMaree: 8:39pm On Jun 04, 2020
BCJAY:
I had a pain and went to the hospital for treatment only for the doctor to ask me to lie down remove my pant and he started to insert his finger into my private part to finger me and he was yearning hmm hmm and it was nothing pertaining to that I have to stand and leave there and never go back to the doctor again. The second instance was when I had accident and broke my arm only for doctor to ask me to remove cloth and wants to be touching my breast pretending to be massaging my arm, some doctors are terrible



Why didn't you report or at least shout so people will hear? I get pissed at women like you. For what it's worth you might even be posting fairytale

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Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by Nobody: 8:39pm On Jun 04, 2020
DominusPrime:


Just pray you never have to be asked this kind of question then you'd know the difference btw sex of 10mins previously to sex of 1 or 2 mins b4 the patient starts complaining of tiredness. By the way 10mins? The boys who you've tangled with certainly haven't done you well o...lol...

Another pervert doctor spotted.

Cc kingazubuike
Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by BCJAY(f): 8:41pm On Jun 04, 2020
sylve11:


fnor lie o. Do not forget that you are a Christian o. wink cool
. What do I gain by lying that was what actually happened. The hospital one is in ONIPANU LAGOS the second one is at IKOTUN LAGOS also, what will I gain by lying

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Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by Nobody: 8:41pm On Jun 04, 2020
1Sharon:


Okay but does this question apply to women?

Isnt it men dying of heart attack during sex?
Yes it is more common with men. And it is still relevant even if the patient hasn't had a heart attack. A woman who barely does any physical activity could complain that she noticed she can no longer stand the rigours of sex or cannot do certain things she used to do. And for some patients who do a lot of physical activity the most noticeable effect of a cardiologist problem to them might just be that sex, be it male or female. We've not even started talking about endocrinolgy and sex yet o...
Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by Basic123: 8:41pm On Jun 04, 2020
1Sharon:


shocked okay that's just talking the piss..I'll call that Dr out..nonsense. They're so unprofessional


The sex question is only appropriate when related to sexual health
sexual health grin

Are you a doctor?

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Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by Burntcoal(f): 8:42pm On Jun 04, 2020
When I was pregnant with my first baby and d doctor said they'll do something membrane sweeping........ simply put the doctor will shook finger inside to massage the uterus bla bla bla to prepare the baby for delivery......Mehn b4 I agree to open laps en. I was really embarrassed DH can't go dat far sef.....

2rout dat day I no gbadun mysef. den a day to delivery my vaj went tru hell.....
dey chook index finger to feel wat I can't remember again....... anoda one come to apply a sort of liquid....... den anoda one came to insert d urine bag. I went into d operating room and d day after naso so doctor wear glove chiok hand to remove excess blood. I was in big pains..... I was practically begging him to stop dat I'm in pains

Why do dey like poking fingers I don't get

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Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by Nobody: 8:42pm On Jun 04, 2020
Livelyguy:


Another pervert doctor spotted.

Cc kingazubuike
Lmao...bring your gf come first na...
Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by Nobody: 8:43pm On Jun 04, 2020
sylve11:


fnor lie o. Do not forget that you are a Christian o. wink cool
See your life. You believe a female doctor /nurse can massage someone's scrotum but you doubt it when someone's breast was massaged by a male doctor.
Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by Protein0: 8:43pm On Jun 04, 2020
1Sharon:


You know you're allowed to ask them to leave ?
Even in a "teaching" hospital?

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