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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by eph12(m): 7:00am On Jun 07, 2020
I can't keep up anymore lmao cheesy cheesy
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by eph12(m): 7:03am On Jun 07, 2020
Oasis007:
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I wasn't happy when Otem declared himself as a Chelsea Fan. I began to envy Chelsea, like - they have a god already in their midst while we are bunch of Humans on the United Thread.

Hold and behold, I have found out from the good Book of Otem that; our own Ep.h12 (Ephradite) and Lar.ride (Largas) are fûckin gods..... LMAO!
Shhhh don't blow our cover cheesy

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Sniper4real(m): 7:43am On Jun 07, 2020
OtemAtum:
Send a mail request to otem2016@gmail.com. Then you can have a copy.

Sent
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by izzou(m): 8:00am On Jun 07, 2020
Otem, the god who caged Allah and Yahweh, but can't cage Mukyy or Mynd is a Chelsea fan? undecided

Should I be happy about this?

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Khaytunechi: 8:34am On Jun 07, 2020
nihilistjnr:


Wise words, holy one.

Erm permit me to trouble your highness with a. Simple question.

For you who have seen the manifest vagaries of this world to be mere trifles, this question my seem vulgar and perverse..forgive me, I myself have only opened my third eye this very evening, and as such have yet to rid myself fully of the trappings of this ephemeral dunya.

In time I hope to ascend to enlightenment and shuffle off this mortal coil, but before I get there...

Can you please help me 20 sure odds? Either bundesliga, liga nos, la Liga or EPL


Ephemeral dunya. Weyray re ooooooooo grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by A40(m): 8:37am On Jun 07, 2020
https://twitter.com/NdaliOzegbe/status/1269398371317489669?s=19

Make una forget this Otem megedefegede. Have you guys seen this. Our darling Dieziani don get ministerial appointment for Dominica grin grin grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by larride(m): 8:43am On Jun 07, 2020
A40:
https://twitter.com/NdaliOzegbe/status/1269398371317489669?s=19

Make una forget this Otem megedefegede. Have you guys seen this. Our darling Dieziani don get ministerial appointment for Dominica grin grin grin

Something she has gotten since June 2015. She definitely had her escape route planned immediately the election was lost.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Khaytunechi: 8:59am On Jun 07, 2020
izzou:
Otem, the god who caged Allah and Yahweh, but can't cage Mukyy or Mynd is a Chelsea fan? undecided

Should I be happy about this?

Dem say mods de hide god's comment on god's thread. The chutzpah. E be things ooo.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by elrony(m): 9:03am On Jun 07, 2020
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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by HOMOTOYOSI10: 9:07am On Jun 07, 2020
afrodoc:


Haa!

So you mean Otem and Atum will rapture Gensteejay and leave the rest of us?

Leaving y'all would be far too easy, geesteenjay world be in Atum's heaven riding the latest scientific Lamborghini while your sinful souls would burn in hell. nihilistjnr already know what's coming after the trumpet sounds, can't you see he's now remorseful and actively begging lord Otem for form to join the Otemites which is a fulfiment of the prophecy in OtemSapien 56:1

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by airmark(m): 9:19am On Jun 07, 2020
HOMOTOYOSI10:
This is how Airmark, Afrodoc and the Chelsea crew will apologize to Otem Atum after the trumpet sounds and they all see geestenjay in Atum's heaven...

grin

Otem should first make gensteejay, live in heaven on earth first. My G's picture doesn't look like someone living happily.

A god with no supernatural power on earth, is like Phil Jones claiming to be the god of United's defence.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Oasis007(m): 9:25am On Jun 07, 2020
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See as dem dey cyber-bully god and his beloved Son. Una no go make Atum's Heaven.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Expert17: 9:27am On Jun 07, 2020
Geenstejay going to Otems heaven

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Oasis007(m): 9:29am On Jun 07, 2020
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"For OtemAtum so loved Chelsea Thread, that he gave his only begotten Son - gensteejay, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life."

Otem Ereclitus 7:6 (latest Revelation).

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Expert17: 9:33am On Jun 07, 2020
Oasis007:
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"For OtemAtum so loved Chelsea Thread, that he gave his only begotten Son - gensteejay, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have a everlasting confusing life."

Otem Ereclitus 7:6 (latest Revelation).

Fixed

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by BlueRayDick: 9:43am On Jun 07, 2020
nihilistjnr:
Plot twist: Genteesjay has been using us to catch trips with an elaborate joke, and he is actually the Otem Sapiens.

Initially i doubt this can ever be possible, but on further thought I think you may not be too far from the truth.

They both support Chelsea sef grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nobody: 9:43am On Jun 07, 2020
Sniper4real:



Abeg, i fit get the pdf of that otem book
You can send a mail to otem2016 at Gmail dot com

That's the email of the author.

To the fools quoting me above and forming different opinions: When you're tired of your tomfoolery, you'll find something meaningful to do with your time.

My own time is precious, not meant for foolish banters of slaves.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by thorrvik55(m): 9:50am On Jun 07, 2020
gensteejay:

You can send a mail to otem2016 at Gmail dot com

That's the email of the author.

To the fools quoting me above and forming different opinions: When you're tired of your tomfoolery, you'll find something meaningful to do with your time.

My own time is precious, not meant for foolish banters of slaves.

How ironic.. Lol

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nobody: 9:59am On Jun 07, 2020
Slaves that are supposed to be worshipping their dead gods in church are arguing on Nairaland with those who don't believe in and pray to any god.

So, keep forming different false stories about me and Otem, 2 irreligious people. What's a slave known for if not mixing up Allah, calling him Olohun and also calling him Jehovah/Yeshua? All are the same entity to slaves.

Now, the foolishness is up a notch by mixing up gensteejay, a former Muslim from Yorubaland, with Otem, a former Christian and historian from the Middle-Belt.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Ibime(m): 10:01am On Jun 07, 2020
The OtemAtum guy is funny. His work is actually a literary masterpiece. He has a funny way of taking what we already know about science and converting it into medieval religious narrative. See the way he told the story of the creation of Oxygen, Helium, CO2 and other gases grin grin

OtemAtum:

6. In my conflict with Nymphidis, I quenched his fire with my breeze and he was amazed.

7. He thought he had made unquenchable fires but I proved him wrong.

8. I have sorted out the breeze and I know what part of it can sustain fire and what part can sustain living beasts.

9. According to my findings, the part of the breeze which can sustain the beasts is the one which can sustain the fire.

10. I have observed the breeze in space and I discovered that they do not contain the breeze element that can sustain life of creatures like beasts and the homos.

11. I sorted the breeze into different parts. I had nine hundred breezes altogether.

12. Some of my breezes are colourless, odourless and tasteless.

13. I discovered a breeze which can incite laughter. I also discovered one which can cause deafness and blindness as well.

14. Some of my breezes are heavy while some are light. Some are harmful to the health of the beasts while some are not. Some smelled rotteness while some smelled good.

15. I have discovered that the breeze which can sustain the burning of fire is the same as the one which can sustain lives, but this is lacking in space.

16. The breeze which can quench fire is the same one needed by Chimides' trees and shrubs and all the trees and shrubs formed during the great bang.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nezzjnr: 10:05am On Jun 07, 2020
gensteejay:
I'm a Slave that is supposed to be worshipping my dead God in Otem church but arguing on Nairaland with those that are way better than me

So, keep forming different false stories about me and Otem, 2 irreligious people. What's a slave known for if not mixing up Allah, calling him Olohun and also calling him Jehovah/Yeshua? All are the same entity to slaves.

Now, my foolishness is up a notch by mixing up gensteejay, a former Muslim from Yorubaland, with Otem, a former Christian and historian from the Middle-Belt.

Fixed cheesy

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nobody: 10:12am On Jun 07, 2020
Nezzjnr:


Fixed cheesy
Where's Otem's church located? What's your proof that Otem demands the worship of fellow humans like himself?

If you've no answer to these questions, then that means you're among the slaves making up false stories without proofs.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by OtemAtum: 10:24am On Jun 07, 2020
Oasis007:
grin

"For OtemAtum so loved Chelsea Thread, that he gave his only begotten Son - gensteejay, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life."

Otem Ereclitus 7:6 (latest Revelation).

Lol, this post reminds me of Samuel Chinedum Ekwueme, father of Raphael Akachukwu Ekwueme, son of Onyemachi Ekwueme and husband of Lucy Ekwueme aka 4evergod. The guy made fun of me that year eh, until suddenly he was discovered as a fraudster that duped someone of six million naira. That was the last time he posted on nairaland. grin grin

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Ibime(m): 10:25am On Jun 07, 2020
gensteejay:
Slaves that are supposed to be worshipping their dead gods in church are arguing on Nairaland with those who don't believe in and pray to any god.

So, keep forming different false stories about me and Otem, 2 irreligious people. What's a slave known for if not mixing up Allah, calling him Olohun and also calling him Jehovah/Yeshua? All are the same entity to slaves.

Now, the foolishness is up a notch by mixing up gensteejay, a former Muslim from Yorubaland, with Otem, a former Christian and historian from the Middle-Belt.

Guy, the Otem book is a great literary work of art modelled on the Bible but incorporating advances in science since then. My nigga even had his own version of Songs of Solomon.

While being a nice literary work which borrows from the Bible, Greek mythology, Ancient Egyptian beliefs and science, my question to you is why you brought it here to tell us about Faulkin, Nymphidis and co and present it as fact?

OtemAtum should be given a book deal and lauded for an outstanding feat of literary imagination, but you who believed and took it as fact should be flogged. In the words of Skimpledawg, I'm sorry.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by OtemAtum: 10:27am On Jun 07, 2020
Oasis007:
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See as dem dey cyber-bully god and his beloved Son. Una no go make Atum's Heaven.
Read the history, Atum doesn't make an heaven for anyone. Places you will be in the afterlives depend on where you want to be. You are supposed to keep exploring the universes after leaving here, not standing stagnant in one place.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Excallibur(m): 10:28am On Jun 07, 2020
grin grin Bleep
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nezzjnr: 10:28am On Jun 07, 2020
OtemAtum:


Lol, this post reminds me of Samuel Chinedum Ekwueme, father of Raphael Akachukwu Ekwueme, son of Onyemachi Ekwueme and husband of Lucy Ekwueme aka 4evergod. The guy made fun of me that year eh, until suddenly he was discovered as a fraudster that duped someone of six million naira. That was the last time he posted on nairaland. grin grin
4evergod is still on nairaland but with a different moniker cheesy cheesy

I was disappointed sad
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by OtemAtum: 10:30am On Jun 07, 2020
Ibime:


Guy, the Otem book is a great literary work of art modelled on the Bible but incorporating advances in science since then. My nigga even had his own version of Songs of Solomon.

While being a nice literary work which borrows from the Bible, Greek mythology, Ancient Egyptian beliefs and science, my question to you is why you brought it here to tell us about Faulkin, Nymphidis and co and present it as fact?

OtemAtum should be given a book deal and lauded for an outstanding feat of literary imagination, but you who believed and took it as fact should be flogged. In the words of Skimpledawg, I'm sorry.
You don't flog people for making a choice, or do you? How many Christians and Muslims have you flogged, even though they believe in an error version of reality? Now the truth is here and you think you should flog somebody

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by OtemAtum: 10:30am On Jun 07, 2020
Nezzjnr:

4evergod is still on nairaland but with a different moniker cheesy cheesy

I was disappointed sad
Yes he had multiple accounts for perpetrating evil.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Oasis007(m): 10:31am On Jun 07, 2020
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When a Person is trying so hard to disprove God's Existence. Thus reading anything and everything contrary to the Existence of a Supreme Being called - Almighty God.

Such a Person would definitely at a Point read, seek Knowledge to the extent of diminishing Return. He's gonna be trapped in his/her own Imagination, hence believing anything and everything that supports his/her Quest.

Do you know what the Person would later become?! A spiritual Delusionist.

Mental Slavery is worse than all forms of Slavery.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nezzjnr: 10:31am On Jun 07, 2020
OtemAtum:
Yes he had multiple accounts for perpetrating evil.
Was he later apprehended
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nezzjnr: 10:34am On Jun 07, 2020
My guy is back
cheesy

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