MichaelBukamzy:
in my own nsukka language "atum" translates to "my poosie"

Then Ote'm Atum will now be "rub my P...."


Chineke nna

Ibime:


In all thy gaining, gain wisdom.

Why should I spend all my time reading a book you claim is twice as long as the Bible and Qur'an combined when I can already see from the first page it is predicated on a rip off of Greek MYTHS.

If OtemAtum care to shorten it to a more concise book, I wouldn't mind taking it on holiday like any other work of fiction to be read leisurely while lying on the beach sipping daquiris and pina coladas. That's what you do with unprofitable literature having paid for the holiday with money earned from reading PROFITABLE literature.

Well, not if it's written by a Costa Rican!

elrony:


Then Ote'm Atum will now be "rub my P...."


Chineke nna

chai!! Burst my brain.man of God you don rotten finish,you no go make otenkwu heaven walahi.

elrony:


Well, not if it's written by a Costa Rican!

Ibime:


In all thy gaining, gain wisdom.

Why should I spend all my time reading a book you claim is twice as long as the Bible and Qur'an combined when I can already see from the first page it is predicated on a rip off of Greek MYTHS.

If OtemAtum care to shorten it to a more concise book, I wouldn't mind taking it on holiday like any other work of fiction to be read leisurely while lying on the beach sipping daquiris and pina coladas. That's what you do with unprofitable literature having paid for the holiday with money earned from reading PROFITABLE literature.

You need a summary of the Book of Universal History? Okay wait for another ten years, by then somebody might summarise it for you. You said that the book is a Greek myth? Well, it isn't. Rather, it explains all universal myths. It removes exaggerations from existing myths and state it how exactly it was. You can't expect to read the true histories of the world without seeing the names of myth characters in it, because many people in myths actually existed but it is what they said that they performed that could have been very exaggerated or untrue. For example, maybe in twenty years to come, somebody will just start writing biographies for Oyedepo, Apostle Suleiman, Adeboye, TB Joshua and co. and be deceiving the people of that time that these people healed the lame, blind, deaf and dumb, cured COVID-19, etc, whereas none of them has ever performed such feats in reality. Now tell me, if you want to write the true history of Nigeria, won't you mention the names of these people in it? But the history will state exactly what these people are-deceivers and liars. That's it. Greek myth characters existed, but what they claimed that they did is what did not actually happen in this our homo sapiens reality.

OtemAtum:
You need a summary of the Book of Universal History? Okay wait for another ten years, by then somebody might summarise it for you.

Over to your apostle gensteejay to abridge it for us while we crack on with more productive pursuits.

Ibime:


Over to your apostle gensteejay to abridge it for us while we crack on with more productive pursuits.

What if it takes ten years to summarize it?

nihilistjnr:


About 2 weeks tbh

Are you ok bro?

Thanks bro.

Nah. Bn sick 4 like A wk. Seen my Dr. Seems the worst is over now though.

elrony:


If you come translate the full "Otem Atum" = "rubs my chewing stick"

You're right if you say he's using gensteegay "head", cos "head" can be subjective

You are a bastard

Leyqute:


Thanks bro.

Nah. Bn sick 4 like A wk. Seen my Dr. Seems the worst is over now though.

Otem be praised.

On a real, good to have you back buddy.

Leyqute:


Thanks bro.

Nah. Bn sick 4 like A wk. Seen my Dr. Seems the worst is over now though.

Glad you are okay.

Skimpledawg:

Baba, I am weakened.


Let's allow the festival of gods to finish Abeg

lol

MichaelBukamzy:
mba oo. Nsukka and some part of enugu na atum we dey call am.

OtemAtum is " rub my pussy then"
He should be god of pussy then.. when other gods were thinking of features to add on Eve's body.. he came up with the pussy part

elrony:


Then Ote'm Atum will now be "rub my P...."


Chineke nna

exactly

OVA200:
Blessed is the day I was Waka anyhow and stumbled on this thread.

Otem is just a stupid idiot; did you notice how he mute to meaningful questions.

Indeed. I have been asking the guy precise questions and he has been dodging them.

What was his method of research?
What were the main sources of his research.
Geegenstay said OtemAtum has figured out the origin of the universe, I asked him to summarize his origin stories, he disappeared.

The guy is just high on weed constructing rubbish theories and unfortunately a smart guy like Geegenstay would swallow the rubbish and present it as facts.
Imagine stating boldly that Jesus came to Yoruba land and learnt magia

OtemAtum:


Lol, this post reminds me of Samuel Chinedum Ekwueme, father of Raphael Akachukwu Ekwueme, son of Onyemachi Ekwueme and husband of Lucy Ekwueme aka 4evergod. The guy made fun of me that year eh, until suddenly he was discovered as a fraudster that duped someone of six million naira. That was the last time he posted on nairaland.

This god is powerful.

Nihilistjnr, don't relent, he may be testing your faith.

gensteejay:


The term, Omoluwabi, in Yorubaland he narrated how that word came about.

If it has something to do with Noa, i learnt it in 1989 in church. You are lost.

izzou:
Otem, the god who caged Allah and Yahweh, but can't cage Mukyy or Mynd is a Chelsea fan?

Should I be happy about this?

Lol...I so much love this meme.it cracks me up every time.

obainojazz:
OtemAtum is " rub my pussy then"
He should be god of pussy then.. when other gods were thinking of features to add on Eve's body.. he came up with the pussy part

una don see who my guy dey worship nah.

Those quoting my moniker: Later in the day when I'm less busy, I will attend to your posts if they're not the usual noises and ramblings.

Stumbled across this thread.
finally our university institutions are hell holes, the gory stories here make for very grim readings.
More shocking is how cultism permeates all sectors of our society.

https://www.nairaland.com/5207293/story-cult-phase-included

elrony:


If you come translate the full "Otem Atum" = "rubs my chewing stick"

You're right if you say he's using gensteegay "head", cos "head" can be subjective

And i thought you were pious.

MichaelBukamzy:
chai!! Burst my brain.man of God you don rotten finish,you no go make otenkwu heaven walahi.

Lol but I'm not lying na

Ibime:

nihilistjnr:


You are a bastard

No no no

obainojazz:
exactly

airmark:


And i thought you were pious.

Always been, still am.

Will be kinda fraudulent if I'd have to start using parables for simple sturvs

Ibime:


I'll credit you tomorrow

OK sir. Big thanks. One love

OtemAtum:


Lol, this post reminds me of Samuel Chinedum Ekwueme, father of Raphael Akachukwu Ekwueme, son of Onyemachi Ekwueme and husband of Lucy Ekwueme aka 4evergod. The guy made fun of me that year eh, until suddenly he was discovered as a fraudster that duped someone of six million naira. That was the last time he posted on nairaland.

hahahha see chronicles sha...


I have been a big fan of yours since 2016. I remember the moniker .Goddys: too that said you will beg to eat but the guy ended up on another thread begging to eat. Life is an irony I suppose.

Those threads back then were a funny place to be. Needless to say I even won some recharge cards on your thread

donjazet:
Stumbled across this thread.
finally our university institutions are hell holes, the gory stories here make for very grim readings.
More shocking is how cultism permeates all sectors of our society.

https://www.nairaland.com/5207293/story-cult-phase-included

Bros which school u go? U seem to find the revelation kind of puzzling.

Cultism is still rampant In most State and federal owned university / polytechnic in Nigeria. The only Question begging for answer is why anybody will still join cult in this age and time when making money is the only thing that matters.

GasAndOilTheory:
hahahha see chronicles sha...


I have been a big fan of yours since 2016. I remember the moniker .Goddys: too that said you will beg to eat but the guy ended up on another thread begging to eat. Life is an irony I suppose.

Those threads back then were a funny place to be. Needless to say I even won some recharge cards on your thread