Francis95:
Lol Mumu NCDC.
Who believes this shit?

Na you be mumu. At your old age you just be dunce. The numbers is 10 times higher. Continue fooling yourself till you catch it

Confirmedzombie:
Oh my God. Who did we offend. With this massive increase in cases, I dont expect the FG to allow any further movement.

A total lockdown of Two months should be enforced in all states. Everyone to remain inside his house.

People should stock their homes fully and all remain indoors. This is the only way this Pandemic could be defeated.

I call on the FG as a matter of urgency to lockdown the country indefinitely till further notice.

We are in big trouble in Nigeria and the FG lifting all bans and allowing its citizens suffer from this deadly virus.

I condemn it, I condemn it, I condemn it and urge all Nigerians to rise up to their voices and call for an indefinite lockdown till further notice.

Enough is enough now.

I'm with you. There should be 60 days total lockdown. 24 hours imposed Curfew.
FG and states should pay a month salary in advance and lock down this nation after one week.

opebiboy:
Na you be mumu. At your old age you just be dunce. The numbers is 10 times higher. Continue fooling yourself till you catch it

Why can't you just post your comment and leave other people to their own opinion? Must you call names? You come to a public forum and start insulting someone that might be older than you.

Francis95:
Lol Mumu NCDC.
Who believes this shit?

You need to go back to the basic.
The figure is far below the number of cases in Nigeria. We should have a minimum of 250,000 cases if we test massively.

Covid-19 is real.

caleboxylic:


You need to go back to the basic.
The figure is far below the number of cases in Nigeria. We should have a minimum of 250,000 cases if we test massively.

Covid-19 is real.

The Covid 19 we have in this country isn't that serious like the one abroad.
I'm not saying it is not real but they shouldn't impose any lockdown again without giving us palliatives.

We would survive.

600 what?! This isn't funny anymore.

Update update update

caleboxylic:


[s]I'm with you. There should be 60 days total lockdown. 24 hours imposed Curfew.
FG and states should pay a month salary in advance and lock down this nation after one week.[/s]

Both of you are probably kids still staying with your parents that’s why you guys are suggesting another total lockdown should be implemented. Rubbish.

Ok

And they are planning to let schools resume. Seems the FG finds delight in increased figures of positive cases e probably to attract more donations from the globe.

663 ÷ 3 = 221

2+2+1 = 5

5 - 2 = 3

663 + 3 = 666


stay woke, people

I no understand again o!

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BAZ001:
God o God oh God ohh
Six hundred

I was on a long queue at the ATM and suddenly realized that i was the only one wearing face mask , 3 or 4 people had their mask on but below their chin not covering mouth or nose, 1 elderly man wore mask but only covering mouth nose was exposed.

Then I went to my Mecho workshop and also observed that no social distance or wearing of mask, infact I was almost convinced and brainwashed by Mecho that corona virus is not in Nigeria, that the real corona virus was only on the people that came from abroad and they are all dead that the remaining people in isolation centers are fake and politics.

Wear mask , practice social distance una no go hear. See result for June highest ever.
APC govt self no care again who go survive go survive dem just the reopen everywhere dey go.
Local flight go soon start

They're busy cashing out. A party full of vultures and scavengers

Plead:


Both of you are probably kids still staying with your parents that’s why you guys are suggesting another total lockdown should be implemented. Rubbish.

Can you imagine! Do you know how many staff I have? It's not your fault anyway.

It affected my business but health first. Nobody gets hurt.

. . . will it ever going to end?

We were expecting a reduction in number, due to the adherence of the precautions of both WHO and NCDC, yet the daily outcome is being increased exponentially.

Baba God, abeg show yourself on this matter Biko!

COVID-19, you don disturb too much o!

caleboxylic:


[s]Can you imagine! Do you know how many staff I have? It's not your fault anyway.

It affected my business but health first. Nobody gets hurt.[/s]

You’re a kid.

post=90498702:
This is an ALL TIME HIGH!

Oh Lord!


To break it down, here you have it.....

The Nigeria Center for Disease Control, NCDC, has announced  663 new cases of COVID-19 in the country bringing the total to 13,464.
4 new deaths were recorded along with 166 recoveries with Lagos again topping the list.

I'm still here. Stop commenting on naira land!

BAZ001:
God o God oh God ohh
Six hundred

I was on a long queue at the ATM and suddenly realized that i was the only one wearing face mask , 3 or 4 people had their mask on but below their chin not covering mouth or nose, 1 elderly man wore mask but only covering mouth nose was exposed.

Then I went to my Mecho workshop and also observed that no social distance or wearing of mask, infact I was almost convinced and brainwashed by Mecho that corona virus is not in Nigeria, that the real corona virus was only on the people that came from abroad and they are all dead that the remaining people in isolation centers are fake and politics.

Wear mask , practice social distance una no go hear. See result for June highest ever.
APC govt self no care again who go survive go survive dem just the reopen everywhere dey go.
Local flight go soon start

Sorry to say but with all dis observations; Wat makes u think u not asymptomatic by now??

THIS FIGURES ARE MEANINGLESS. STOP!!!!! IT NOW!
FOCUS RESOURCES ON VUNERABLE AND ELDERY PATIENTS.

STOP SENSATIONALIZING COVID IN NAIJA, THIS IS SICKENING WHERE COVID IS PROVED AS LOW DEATH,COVID HAS SHOWN NO THREAT LIFE OF AFRICANS.

GIVE THANKS TO GOD ALIMIGHTY WHO MADE IT SO POSSIBLE FOR US.
STOP THIS EVIL SENSATIONALIZATION B4 GOD WILL STRIKE YOU CULPRITS.

[s][/s]

post=90498863:

True....
This reminds us of the satire below after the announcement by PMB about the relaxation of the LOCKDOWN....

Our Darling Daddy last speech was like,
to us, was like ….… ok ok ok,
Sebi you people are tired of keeping safe at home,
Alright alright.

I release you all to go and die if you wish to die.
By 4th of May your desire to die is granted to you.
Just give me one more week to make you stay alive.
By 4th of May you are free to go out and die,
your dying can be possible between 8am to 6pm.
If you escape death within those hours then you can still enjoy my arms of love, to keep you safe between hours 8pm to 6am.

But I remain steadfast in keeping your children alive.
So schools remain shut down.

I will also be blameless before God and man,
so all churches mosques night clubs weddings birthday parties etc, remain shut down till further notice.

No beer joints or amala or isi-ewu or Barbecue or Suya spots or joints shall entertain sitting, buy ur food as take away and waka, if you like sit down and drink,
virus lives on surfaces of tables at least between 2 and 4 days,
so you can sit and eat and drink on table surfaces at joints or restaurant.

Sebi you have superpowers…Tooooorrhhhh.
I will still be merciful unto you,
So not all businesses will open.

I had thought Kano will learn from Lagos, Abuja and Ogun lockdown,
I never knew they were so dumb,
Henceforth let me save their lives they are thereby shut down for 2 weeks, they have died stupidly enough,
washing infected hands and drinking the water,
such foolery in quantum measure!

So your staying locked down is now your personal choice.
I have tried my best.
You have all the rights to continue to work from home stock your home with food drinks and toiletries and remain locked down personally.
I have removed my hands from saving you.

If you wish you can lock down your family and only you will go out and get them daily bread and know that it’s only you out there while your wife and children are safe and locked down.
It is your choice.

If you like dont take absolute care when out there.
If you like bring the virus home to your family.
It is your choice.
The people I sent to give you money food and palliative, they swallowed some of it.
I can't come and kill my self.
I have tried, a father has many children, amongst them you have the Esaus and the Jacob’s,
You have the Judas and the Peters.

It also comes to a time in the life of a father,
he tells all his children both good and bad, that this is how much I can be of help.
I have tried ,
you are of age to know what to do.

If you like choose death and go out any how,
If you like choose life and continue to stay home.
Dont think I am happy releasing you by May 4th.
You all have tied my hands ….plus those who ate and swallowed your palliative and those who have been cursing me that i locked you up because I hate you…Toooorhh you are now free to go out If you like,
Don’t wear mask always,
Don’t wash your hands every 20 minutes.
Continue to shake hands and hug people you have missed during the lockdown.
Continue to receive yeye visitors in your home especially those of you with underlined health conditions and aged parents.
Don’t take sanitizers with you when going out.
Don’t use bleach to clean surfaces.
Don’t do social distancing.
Sebi virus is virus.
During HIV and AIDS we still have many of you who damn consequences and do have sex without condoms.
So who am I to force you to use face mask?
If you choose to die by May 4th.
I release you to go and do whatever you want to yourself,
But as for me, my house hold and for all sane Nigerians, (and for all of us @[/color]), we shall choose to live.

We Rise!!


Awwww, all of us @[color=#006600] love you too!
Hugs and

[s][/s]

BREAKING!

Countries That Recorded Their Daily Highest Tolls in the Last 24hrs:

Nigeria 663
Brazil 31,197
Argentina 1,141
Saudi Arabia 3,288
Colombia 1,359
Egypt 1,385
India 10,218
Ethiopia 180
Nepal 324
Indonesia 1,043
Bangladesh 3,171
Pakistan 4,646

*Africa records it's HIGHEST deaths 178 in a day
*South America records it's HIGHEST daily figures 42,593 / 1,528
*Brazil surpasses the US both on daily confirmed cases and daily fatality 31,197 / 1,185
*Americas now epicentre, Africa emerging
.

663 In a day? Chai

where's the 6 death Lagos recorded. why wasn't it added? truth is COVID-19 death in Nigeria surpass the actual number they are reporting. But dawn, 663 is just the tip of the iceberg.

Blood of Jesus cover me!!

He that dwelleth in the secret place of the most high shall abide under the shadow of the Almightyl!

Audio corona

Open everything, you can't keep us locked down forever. Allow people to return to normal life. Caging peopleis not the solution

opebiboy:
Na you be mumu. At your old age you just be dunce. The numbers is 10 times higher. Continue fooling yourself till you catch it

Sharap
How many people do you know as of now with the virus

mrkings84:

Blood of Jesus cover me!!

He that dwelleth in the secret place of the most high shall abide under the shadow of the Almightyl!

Lol why didn’t this god protect Christians in Brazil and Italy from contracting and dying from the virus?
God doesn’t exist my friend.

June 8
Total sample tested: 78,224
Confirmed new cases: 315
Sample tested on June 8: 1,704

June 9
Total sample tested: 79,948
Confirmed new cases: 663
Sample tested on june 9: not included..

To get the sample tested on june 9, we subtract the total sample tested on june 8 from that of june 9...
79,948 -78,224 = 1,724

A test of 1,704 was carried out on june 8... 315 came out positive, 1724 was carried out the following day, 663 came out as positive..

How did it happen??
Are they retesting the confirmed cases and adding them to give new cases.. I no dey understand anything again like diz