seanwilliam:
i can remember the following
1. rubbing my dick on a sister yansh in church during fire fire vigil.. but I think she liked it cos the dick was hard af , and she was just doing like someone in spirit...
2. I used my last term school fee in sec school to buy a new phone.. I never pay the school fees till date
3. a pastor daughter gave me head in their parlour when I go charge
4. when my dad was working in construction coy, I transferred 40k twice from his account.. he thought it was bank issue so he was going to the bank to lay complaints, oboy I quickly returned it because that shit would have spoilt my reputation.. of all him pikin, na me my parents trust pass.. up till now self, they really confide in me..
5. when I visited my brother in Osun state, I would wake up as earlier as 4 in the morning, I would hide in the kitchen and peep through the window, all the girls in that house bathe outside early.. although good bathroom dey but I no no why dem dey bath outside.. I see different pussies and yansh.. na that time I know how girls dey wash pussy .oboy!
6. I made a threat on a guy that was eyeing my girlfriend then..( the guy hostel was beside my own.. and the guy carry well well ) .. I call am for midnight, I used strange number , give am voice , tell am say he go die if he no desist.. funnily enough immediately I dropped the call, the guy called my number and told me that " guy someone is threatening me cos of your girl.. I just laughed and feigned ignorance.
7. I fuvk my girlfriend's roomate.. she went to shagamu, her phone was off so I went to her hostel, didnt see anyone so I waited till like 9 for night.. her room mate came back from where she went to do assignment. gbam , naso dem bring night, I kuku borrow her charger, thinking by 11, I go go house.. naso we watch Spartacus enter relay.... she was crying in the morning,I quickly left befoe by 5am before guys wey sabi me wake up; D
8. I told a lecturer in the class that" you are mad sir".. Walai dem no catch me na another person dem catch.. the guy beg tire...he said he didnt mean to say that ( he used him mouth kill himself )
9. the day I was going to unilag, I helped the driver collect money and handed it over to him.. he thanked me, mumu man no no say I no pay
10. I went to mesuya during rush hour.. I chopped 1k suya without paying Kobo...
e too plenty walai, those are the ones I could reminisce vividly

EzzyCarter:
Used to secretly cruise town with aunt's car. Broke the headlight one day. Her driver was blamed and the money was deducted from his salary. Felt guilty but I could not own up. Stylishly paid him the money back some weeks after (he thought I was being generous )

Meedon:
I bleep my first cousin.




I was about to get caught by mum it was God Satan that save me that day.


Whenever I remember the scene my heart skip like skrrrrrrrrrrrrr.


Mum for roast me that day

DenreleDave:



Mar mannn

MrChriz:
u are evil

GuestLog:
I wish his girlfriend was cheap. She wasn't, I'm experienced in breaking excuses & defences. You won't understand. There's very few women I cannot get.

DenreleDave:



God didn't save u... Satan saved u

tiffanyfan:



Berra

PoliticallyInco:
.. where do I start from?:

1. Peeping in the thighs and panties of an Aunt. I was thinking I was smart. Latter I realized she enjoyed the effect it had on me and she sort of liked the attention.

2. As a young teenager (13 or so), giving my sleeping cousin head. She was about 11 or so.

3. Sleeping with my "adopted" sister in my mid teenage. Was the one who introduced her to orgasms of various kinds. Really corrupted her. At 16 I was a voracious reader including reading and learning about the art and science of love making. At 16, I could "snatch" any woman who let her guard down.

4. Had a one night stand with my hosts younger sister. I had gone to ent to visit and stay with him for a while. He travelled and his undergrad younger sister came to visit. One thing led to another we went out for dinner, had ice-cream, make out when we got back to his apartment and made love during the night of the day she arrived. She was meeting and knowing me for the first time. Though she had heard about my presence from her brother.

5. Slept with the wife of a neighbor. Given the chance, I won't attempt this ever again due to personal reasons. After this particular lady, wives became a resounding NO. A no go area on my part. Funny thing is she wrote me a love letter after that. We had sex again afterwards and was almost caught by the husband's friend who was also friends with me and could enter any of the apartments at will.

6. Dated 2 sisters. First dated the older sister. She got married and moved. Then I dated the younger sister in her late Teens. Almost slept with the last girl of the family as well. The situation was not convenient and time was too short. I am unaware if they found out. Or if they discuss it ever.

7. A recall as a kid I once put fake charm in front of the door of a neighbor who reported me to my mum. Picked some leaves, disposed red enamel plate, some snail shells and a lot of other things to create this perfect horror fetish thing. I Created this perfect sacrifice looking thing and placed it in front of her room door. This neighbor was scared shirtless. Called people to pray. Went crazy with worry about who would want to cause her harm.

8. I have generally had sex with a lot of girls who I never knew their age. It is until the deed has been done that I latter get to know. Some as young as 15. None of the dads found out.

Ebenezer2021:
mine is loading airtime from my dad's bank account and transferring it to my number countless times.
I recently became remorseful of recent and repented.

adrian3000:
Let them continue deceiving themselves

kalufelix:
WORD! The evil that men do ..

tiffanyfan:



Am very sure you don't know what you are saying

Neimar:


My dad went to the bank and I was caught

Ebenezer2O2O:
banks sabi cast people ehn.
So all those recharge I've been doing with my dad's account, they all had it in their data.
That's how I was caught

pmoye:
For a good reason too. It is too early for us as a country to evolve a platform for people to gleefully brag about cheating the system. Education is a personal gift one gives oneself, and by cheating the system one ends up with self-sustained injuries... We have thousands of students who are faithfully going through the process, and who deserve admission slots more than those who cheat... We shouldn't celebrate moral decadence that inflicts injury (directly or indirectly) upon others.

If that my friend had allowed himself to go through the process, he would have been better for it. And perhaps, he wouldn't be dropping his bank accounts on different threads asking for alms. (No pun intended).

Ebenezer2O2O:
banks sabi cast people ehn.
So all those recharge I've been doing with my dad's account, they all had it in their data.
That's how I was caught

GuestLog:
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seanwilliam:
i can remember the following
1. rubbing my dick on a sister yansh in church during fire fire vigil.. but I think she liked it cos the dick was hard af , and she was just doing like someone in spirit...
2. I used my last term school fee in sec school to buy a new phone.. I never pay the school fees till date
3. a pastor daughter gave me head in their parlour when I go charge
4. when my dad was working in construction coy, I transferred 40k twice from his account.. he thought it was bank issue so he was going to the bank to lay complaints, oboy I quickly returned it because that shit would have spoilt my reputation.. of all him pikin, na me my parents trust pass.. up till now self, they really confide in me..
5. when I visited my brother in Osun state, I would wake up as earlier as 4 in the morning, I would hide in the kitchen and peep through the window, all the girls in that house bathe outside early.. although good bathroom dey but I no no why dem dey bath outside.. I see different pussies and yansh.. na that time I know how girls dey wash pussy .oboy!
6. I made a threat on a guy that was eyeing my girlfriend then..( the guy hostel was beside my own.. and the guy carry well well ) .. I call am for midnight, I used strange number , give am voice , tell am say he go die if he no desist.. funnily enough immediately I dropped the call, the guy called my number and told me that " guy someone is threatening me cos of your girl.. I just laughed and feigned ignorance.
7. I fuvk my girlfriend's roomate.. she went to shagamu, her phone was off so I went to her hostel, didnt see anyone so I waited till like 9 for night.. her room mate came back from where she went to do assignment. gbam , naso dem bring night, I kuku borrow her charger, thinking by 11, I go go house.. naso we watch Spartacus enter relay.... she was crying in the morning,I quickly left befoe by 5am before guys wey sabi me wake up; D
8. I told a lecturer in the class that" you are mad sir".. Walai dem no catch me na another person dem catch.. the guy beg tire...he said he didnt mean to say that ( he used him mouth kill himself )
9. the day I was going to unilag, I helped the driver collect money and handed it over to him.. he thanked me, mumu man no no say I no pay
10. I went to mesuya during rush hour.. I chopped 1k suya without paying Kobo...
e too plenty walai, those are the ones I could reminisce vividly

HammedOlanaija:
I masturbate at least 20 days in a month without getting caught

GuestLog:
Quick tip: Did you know that when you confidently stare at a lady's eyes(one at a time) & then her lips, eyes again and then lips in a gentle way could make her kiss you without asking for it?

GuestLog:
My best friend found my ex I've lost contact with and decided to sleep with her before telling me he got in touch with her. My other closest friend had a fall out with the first friend and decided to share the secret with me. I didn't react.

Instead the next week, I travelled to Abuja and told his present girlfriend I was in town and we planned to meet (the only girl he ever loved and swore to marry). That day eh! I lashed day light out of that girl and realised why he loved her. she was really sweet. So, I stayed a week and lashed her everyday till I returned back to my state. Till date, I never told anyone what I did.

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MODIFIED:
Some have asked why I had to revenge since she was an ex?

We didn't break up officially. We lost contact after a massive riot in the north. Though I gave up the idea of ever finding her, I never stopped talking about how lovely it would be to reconnect with her. He found her after 7 years.

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Meedon:
I bleep my first cousin.




I was about to get caught by mum it was God that save me that day.


Whenever I remember the scene my heart skip like skrrrrrrrrrrrrr.


Mum for roast me that day

weyreypey:
Nah... But a cousin fvcker like you should not be living in denial

seanwilliam:
analyst