Preshieben:
Haven't had sex?
How are my supposed to believe this

Check the kpekus

An orgy

Kenneygirl:
-never really lived
-never been truly happy

that's the way

Haven't kissed before.
Haven't fell in love before.
Damn but I don't even believe in that shitt

I never enter aeroplane who wan sponsor me tnx in advance

Never had anal before

I have not done voice note before I have not travelled out of the country I have not lied to my girlfriend

I have not fhucked the OP before

numberonecytyzen:
Haven't kissed before.
Haven't fell in love before.
Damn but I don't even believe in that shitt

Your signature says a lot about you

Never smoked
Never been drunk
Never had sex

Never killed
Never died
Never drowned

Reex12:
its the true sis,I dey fear dem

seanwilliam:
I have not fhucked the OP before

You may never Bleep her.

unibenakpos:
I have not done voice note before
I have not travelled out of the country
I have not lied to my girlfriend

voice notes Kwa

rowland545:
Haven't had sex with a blind and cripple girl b4....

Pls don't judge me I want to

some people are just weird

seanwilliam:
I have not fhucked the OP before

All Williams i know are always crazy
You are another one example

Bornfool:
I have never slap Buhari before
I have never slap a soilder in my life
Have ever use face mask in my life am covid 19 free

But I wish I could do number 1 and 2

Descortes:
Garbage thread

I guess you haven't fhucked before

Titugirl:
Never smoked
Never been drunk
Never had sex

I agree with one an two but for three your kpekus knows you're lieing

anochuko01:
Never had sex
Never kissed nor smooch
Never boarded a plane
Never left Nigeria
Never smoked
Never engaged in a physical fight
Never own a personal laptop
Never been to a shopping mall
Never went on a date
Never watched a live match
Never done a video call on my phone
Never posted on Instagram

too many lies

Jackossky:
Never killed
Never died
Never drowned

Just calm down bro number 2 will still happen

Jamest162:
if u haven't gotten pregnant before there is no need 4 abortion.

some girls abort without getting pregnant

Okoroawusa:
Preshieben... thank you for changing that former pic. I didn't like it.

Now let me go back n read your post

I didn't change it cos of you jooor
Stop being cocky

Never woed a lady (ego problem)
Never eaten pizza (no opportunity)
Never had an MouthAction
Never masturbated
Never kissed
Never been to a club
Never travelled to any foriengn country
Never complemented a lady (u look beautiful,smart e.t.c)
Never smoked
Never killed

Okoroawusa:
Now let me put my own weird ones. I want to list things I have never gotten around to do before either because I don't have the opportunity or I don't want to but not because I can't.

Never had sex with an albino( missed an opportunity )

Never had sex with two ladies at once on the same bed but I have had a 3sum with of two guys n a girl in Abuja.

Never slept with an Hausa girl but with a fulani girl from Kaduna

Never had cocaine

Never seen anyone from Nairaland not because I can't but don't want to

Never beat a woman in my life

Never had sex or being close with a deaf n dumb lady

Never had sex with a transgendered female. I am just curious

Never had anal sex. Not a fan

I'm the first person you'll meet from nairaland

Bornfool:
I have never slap Buhari before
I have never slap a soilder in my life
Have ever use face mask in my life am covid 19 free

But I wish I could do number 1 and 2

Number one is hard
Number two is also hard but not like 1
So let me help you with number 2 you know eleyele soilder plenty there just pick any one and daze him after that just tag me the hospital you're getting treatment to come visit you

Davidganna10:
Never woed a lady (ego problem)
Never eaten pizza (no opportunity)
Never had MouthAction
Never masturbated
Never kissed
Never been to a club
Never travelled to any foriengn country
Never complemented a lady (u look beautiful,smart e.t.c)

The last one Sha
Can you please go through my profile and tell me something

ZINIBANKS:

Status or no status they have Shatta your Congo before

even 20 guys can't shatta my Congo ohh
If u know, you know

ZINIBANKS:

I agree with one an two but for three your kpekus knows you're lieing

You're free to believe what you want

monichannel:
I haven't met with preshieben before

you may be opportuned to
Bit by bit...

Preshieben:
I didn't change it cos of you jooor
Stop being cocky

Which one come be cocky again?

All these grammar wey una dey take confuse person.

Well you know I have complained about that old one before. That pic was tacky( no be only you Sabi blow grammar)

Dicktion:

Have you counted the number of unmarried guys you have slept with No offenses Just asking could be one of the things you haven't done

well
I keep accurate records of who I Bleep