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Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by DenreleDave(m): 10:03am On Jun 19, 2020
horlanrewaju11:
grin grin see wahala grin see wahala grin grin

See wahala my bro.. Ontop toto grin
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by Shugargal(f): 10:13am On Jun 19, 2020
DenreleDave:


Sumtyms our dick takes over our reasoning grin
Not sometimes but always... besides change your f to m so you stop confusing people here. because me have always seen you as a gal. Good morning
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by horlanrewaju11(m): 10:14am On Jun 19, 2020
angry
seanwilliam:
Lol.. something happened to my guyman back then in school, he invited a girl from bus admin come in hostel, long story short, around 4pm naso the girl begin gas dey foam for mouth.. the were eating rice that moment before it happened.. my guy pour 3 keg of water he supposed use for the week on the girl on top mattress.. most guys in the hostel don japa cos dem think the girl go die.. she's epileptic though.. and this girl fine ehn ..
Las las she work up, my guy kuku gave her him cloth and find Bike wey go drop her for her hostel.. it was not funny atall..
It happened for daytime
What if na mid night?, my guy fit go dump her and japa


U see all these girls ehn, na God dey save us.. me I no gree oo, na only 3 or 4 times girl don sleep for my side ooo, but now I no fit try am..


Anytime a girl find me come, immediately I pick her up for junction, I go kon fake call like say I go soon dey comot.. so that one she go don know say I no get too much time with am...

And also I no dey serious-pound o grin , I go dey fhuck u small small , immediately I notice imbalance from you , mehn I go withdraw and discharge u shaparly.. na mouth I get I no get heart grin
grin
seanwilliam:
Lol.. something happened to my guyman back then in school, he invited a girl from bus admin come in hostel, long story short, around 4pm naso the girl begin gas dey foam for mouth.. the were eating rice that moment before it happened.. my guy pour 3 keg of water he supposed use for the week on the girl on top mattress.. most guys in the hostel don japa cos dem think the girl go die.. she's epileptic though.. and this girl fine ehn ..
Las las she work up, my guy kuku gave her him cloth and find Bike wey go drop her for her hostel.. it was not funny atall..
It happened for daytime
What if na mid night?, my guy fit go dump her and japa


U see all these girls ehn, na God dey save us.. me I no gree oo, na only 3 or 4 times girl don sleep for my side ooo, but now I no fit try am..


Anytime a girl find me come, immediately I pick her up for junction, I go kon fake call like say I go soon dey comot.. so that one she go don know say I no get too much time with am...

And also I no dey serious-pound o grin , I go dey fhuck u small small , immediately I notice imbalance from you , mehn I go withdraw and discharge u shaparly.. na mouth I get I no get heart grin
grin grin grin grin

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Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by Tribeofjudea: 10:29am On Jun 19, 2020
My brother give your life to Christ and be safe.what you are doing will only take you to hell fire.most girls you see out there are possesed.pls and pls,run away from fornication.(1Corinthians 6 vs 18- 20) admonished is to stay away from sexual immorality. God bless.

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Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by EzzyCarter: 10:36am On Jun 19, 2020
Isaacvin:


Abeg i wan ask u one question... hope say u beat her blue black and disgrace her the next morning? E go pain me if u no do ham ooo

No I didn't but wetin I do am pass beating grin . E get one contract I was lobbying for her to get, I made sure she didn't get it and she was aware. Plus I cut her off totally.
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by sylve11: 10:44am On Jun 19, 2020
Froshloaded:
What if she dies while you are smashing in the afternoon grin grin
Na still the same thing


hahaha grin cool

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Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by sylve11: 10:45am On Jun 19, 2020
FARA4GA:


Guy.... Your own na still JJC compared to my experience.... Mine did not need a blade..

I was in my final year in the uni then and this babe who thought I was drunk after drinking some bottles of big stout, used their hands to pluck my public hair and threw it in her mouth when I opened my eyes . ...... Na so I grab her throat.... She dey form say she dey choke. ..... I didn't care, I told her the only way I would leave her throaty was that she spat all the contents in her mouth out.....

What exactly them dey even use person hair do?


lwkmd grin grin grin cool
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by sylve11: 10:50am On Jun 19, 2020
If she is not your wife, no point allowing her to spend the night over at your place. cool

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Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by DenreleDave(m): 10:51am On Jun 19, 2020
Shugargal:
Not sometimes but always... besides change your f to m so you stop confusing people here. because me have always seen you as a gal. Good morning

Morning pretty
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by Alloyhardu(m): 11:13am On Jun 19, 2020
When I got this text from a lady friend my brother na run I run

Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by Fofo2014: 11:26am On Jun 19, 2020
Disadvantages of sleeping with women you not married to:
1. Eternity in hell fire
2. Heart break
3. Sexual diseases and early death
4. Delay in marriage
5. Empty pocket
7. Lack of peace

Advise:

Trust God to keep yourself pure till married. Also trust God to maintain chastity in your marriage.

In the above two, there are no disadvantages

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Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by King44(m): 12:05pm On Jun 19, 2020
I tried this once and I enjoyed it, at this point I won't try such again I am too fine, young with a brighter future to let something like this destroy me Nah... My mind is made up.
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by wizod(m): 12:42pm On Jun 19, 2020
fati2001:

what kind of question is this?
just answer plz, whether pointed or sagged, who knows his mind?
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by nobone(f): 1:07pm On Jun 19, 2020
Wierdceo:
It's like half of people online are viewing this topic. People like sex matter eh. Kai
I'm telling you!
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by Grateful02(m): 1:46pm On Jun 19, 2020
day or night, smash is smash. OP this thread I must say is as a result of the recent happenings lately. �
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by sagir1994(m): 1:46pm On Jun 19, 2020
DenreleDave:


Sumtyms our dick takes over our reasoning grin
you have forgotten you are girl
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by Nobody: 2:02pm On Jun 19, 2020
am not condemning anyone's comment, lemme just air my opinion, Una wey dey say most girls are demons, abeg when those marry how e go be, no be the same guy go marry the demon, and also we agree it kills destiny do you wanna tell me that u since u av been having sex before u repent spirit no dey your body. please and please let's be guided am not justifying the fact that it's good to fornicate all we need to pray for is the grace of God to abound in our life and not lead us to temptation that surpasses our power. I believe the same poeple saying this were ones on the table. only thing we do is pray to God be watchful and be prayerful. both men and women demon day. but let's pray for Godmercies and protection.
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by oliviacute(f): 2:28pm On Jun 19, 2020
Froshloaded:
What if she dies while you are smashing in the afternoon grin grin
Na still the same thing
lol that's why we pray not to be in the wrong place at the wrong time
or even if it's the right place at the wrong time

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Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by horlanrewaju11(m): 3:03pm On Jun 19, 2020
ashewoboy:



you have pointed boobs?
can't you be like John for once? John a good boy that love his mom grin
ashewoboy:



you have pointed boobs?
can't you be like John for once? John a good boy that love his mom
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by horlanrewaju11(m): 3:03pm On Jun 19, 2020
ashewoboy:



you have pointed boobs?
can't you be like John for once? John a good boy that love his mom grin
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by Blackingold147: 3:07pm On Jun 19, 2020
Most importantly... The thing is never let a "virgin" spend the night at your place when you just smashed her.. I'm talking outta experience.
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by Nobody: 3:41pm On Jun 19, 2020
EzzyCarter:
The main prayer is may we not jam agbako grin . No matter how careful one is, na God fit save person. Imagine bringing her over in the afternoon and something happens to her. Although OP definitely has a point. Bringing a girl to pass the night in times like these is high risk wink asides the whole girl dying scenario, consider your own safety as well.

Had this experience with a lady. We weren't dating but we used to hang out and feck each other's brains out. So she came to sleep over that night (her first time). We kept chatting and stuff and aunty kept asking me when I'd sleep. Lmao. As a real gee, I never sleep with my two eyes closed. She later slept off and then I did too. Woke up by midnight to see her bending over me in bed checking to see if I was still sleeping. So I pretended I was still sleeping. (I even gave her fake snore) grin . She stood up and tip-toed to where her bag was. She took out a razor blade and a small paper and came over to the bed. She softly grabbed a few strands of my hair, trying to cut it with the blade. Twas then I held her hand and I shoved her and rose up then she started begging and all. She said she was pranking me. What kinda prank is that? angryThe rest is history sha.
I cant imagine what would av happened if she had succeeded in stealing my hair tho... be careful out there guys. Not every lady you see is an angel sad . God save us all..
why is this story sound like Nollywood to me
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by tunary(m): 3:49pm On Jun 19, 2020
Froshloaded:
What if she dies while you are smashing in the afternoon grin grin
Na still the same thing
It happens more at night than in the day time, you can easily discover it in the day time than night hours

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Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by tunary(m): 3:56pm On Jun 19, 2020
Fofo2014:
Disadvantages of sleeping with women you not married to:
1. Eternity in hell fire
2. Heart break
3. Sexual diseases and early death
4. Delay in marriage
5. Empty pocket
7. Lack of peace

Advise:

Trust God to keep yourself pure till married. Also trust God to maintain chastity in your marriage.

In the above two, there are no disadvantages
What if your sperm bank is filled up and you need some sperm out of your body what do you do
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by tunary(m): 4:15pm On Jun 19, 2020
MISSCONGENIALITY:
Except the preek is as strong and big and long as Dangote trailer. That's the only thing that can smash someone like that.
Lmao funny
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by tunary(m): 4:19pm On Jun 19, 2020
dreamwords:
Toto is sweeter at night, mr op
what makes it sweeter at night dreamwords
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by tunary(m): 4:27pm On Jun 19, 2020
Slynation:
Me I don't understand what OP is saying oO...
Until you become a victim before you understand. just keep allowing them to pass the night at your place eh
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by seanjy4konji: 5:02pm On Jun 19, 2020
Na Godbdeh watch men.
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by Obedinho130: 5:28pm On Jun 19, 2020
E better to shave it like molo before they arrive. Let me see hair they will pick again
aribasoye1:
E be like say these present chics , na guys public hair dem dey use now, guys be careful make dem no go use ur destiny all cos of Bleep
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by Ooe33: 5:46pm On Jun 19, 2020
How can u put medium risk for HER being possessed?
If babe die for ur house, call police. Last last for court, they have to prove ur guilty beyond all reasonable doubt. Which will be impossible if it wasn't murder

DenreleDave:


Disadvantages:

1. She may be possesed (medium risk)

2. She may die in your care (very high risk). Imagine a young guy like you with a bright future going to jail for something u don't know about....

3. You yourself may die.. Hence endangering the lady's life. ...

Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by iamhorpey(m): 6:00pm On Jun 19, 2020
She was sick and she came over from a far distance which automatically means she will sleep over. My question was "Does this place look like a hospital? I couldn't sleep well that night.

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