kikuyu1:
LIVERPOOL FINALLY! First PL title win since 1990- how many of you were even around in the days of John Barnes, Ian Rush,Grobelar and Dalglish?
Anyway the coronadrama delayed the obvious and bets were paid off early November.
YOU WILL NEVER WALK ALONE!?

YNWA mate

obaaderemi:
Keep deceiving yourself.

Are you from Nairobi?

Shma:
I'm not here to defend kibera or to read your empty aimless ranting , am here to show you how slumbolish your cities are if you want to quote me dimwit, come come with pics.
We all know Kibera's situation was inflated by NGO's and some useless guys who want to make fame.


https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.usnews.com/news/cities/articles/2019-09-04/the-worlds-largest-slums%3Fcontext%3Damp&ved=2ahUKEwjvkPaq1Z3qAhXM8uAKHU92AOMQFjATegQIBRAB&usg=AOvVaw1nVtX3edPFF2j2RgUr4gXh&ampcf=1

Lol a d did you just talk about POVERTY ...lol the only kind of countries that experience this kind of Unprecedented poverty is majorly war torn countries and this due to the instability that comes with it...tell me what is Kenya's excuses...Why are 94% wickedly poor....?

Your are the poverty Empire of the world...you are right there competing with war torn Yemen and Somalia...even Libya that is at war is no where near your level.of wicked mass poverty..

Shma:
don't deceive yourself dimwit.
Kibera can't beat your city, makoko is a special case.

You are making noise and i love this level of your pain....
Kibera us the world largest and worst slum....make peace with that...

Your slum upgrade noise since 2003 and all you've achieved is just 50 buildings...what a stupid,crazy banana republic you call a country..

Shma:
show me any reputable source that says that.
Until then, enjoy the worlds slumbolish capital.

2006 article?

Baliv254:


this is hilarious
kenya produces more electricity than tanzania with a lower population so who is to export to the other
you function on propaganda like typical CCM bots

Can you provide proof on this!?
I attached with proof.

Danielnino00:


You had to go to court to write a letter to Google and Microsoft..

Dude, you new level of stupidity is something else o

It's almost comedic.

It's actually comedic seeing him display his folly..what a loony

Danielnino00:


That guy isn't a liar o..

He is just plain stupid...



Who goes to court because he lost his Google and Microsoft accounts ?

Yes plain stupid is the word I should used
.

samorobo:


You are making noise and i.live this level of your pain....
Kibera us the world largest and worst slum....make peace with that...

Your slum upgrade noise since 2003 and all you've achieved is just 50 buildings...what a stupid,crazy banana republic you call a country..

The slum upgrade won't work because Kenya keeps profiting from NGOs donations to those slums .

The same way they abandon their northern region to the NGOs .

Meanwhile in Lagos, slum dwellers at Tarkwa bay have been evicted and the structures demolished.. 3 years ago, otondo gbame slum,similar to Makoko was demolished...

Shma:
show me any reputable source that says that.
Until then, enjoy the worlds slumbolish capital.

Ibdint need to show you...just type largest slum on google and watch kibera catwalk to the surface of your screen...heck your post from yesterday also attest to what I am saying and even went as far as debunking your claims...
You were so foolish that you allowed your own link shoot you in the arse.

Danielnino00:


The slum upgrade won't work because Kenya keeps profiting from NGOs donations to those slums .

The same way they abandon their northern region to the NGOs .

Meanwhile in Lagos, slum dwellers at Tarkwa bay have been evicted and the structures demolished.. 3 years ago, otondo gbame slum,similar to Makoko was demolished...

That's true...the govt profits from it just like Turkana and wouldn't do shiit about that other than noise.they've been completely neglected but they don't know it..

haven't you noticed that for every decade comes a new theme and noise as regarding their slum...the previous decade was "slum upgrading" which failed miserably and now more populace has been swept back into more slum making even greater than the previous decade..And the theme for this decade is " 500,000 AFFORDABLE HOUSING" which died a miserably death on the envisaged minds of Kenyans...

samorobo:


You are one stupid kid ..your own link sold you out..
2.5m residents of nairobi city lives in slum..of which 1.5m of Nairobi's city population lives in her top three greatest,wicked,actual slum KIBERA, KWANGWARE,MATHARE......this goes to show that kibera is truly the second largest slum globally a d first in Africa..it is competing with Dhravi in Mumbai...


This is from your own link...





7. Kibera, Kawangware and Mathare, Nairobi, Kenya

Population: 1.5 million

More than two-thirds of the residents in the Kenyan capital live in three slums crowded into just 6% of the city's land. Kibera, for instance, is a sprawling community of 15 interconnected villages of mud huts and tin shacks. Though infrastructure improvements like piped water, tarmac roads and streetlights are improving lives in Kibera and other Nairobi slums, criminal gangs, political violence and extrajudicial police killings are still serious problems.

Your fake NGO data doesn't even match the recent 2019 National Cencus. The population of Kibra, Mathare and Mukuru combined can't even make 500,000 people. Nairobi City County by itself had a population of 4.4 Million, how the hell would 6% of the landmass said to be slum hold half of Nairobi's population yet the Average house in Nairobi holds 3 people according to the 2019 Cencus?

Embakasi most populous Nairobi sub-county with 1m people - census
By Sylvania Ambani
5th November, 2019 Hashtag News
Embakasi most populous Nairobi sub-county with 1m people - census
President Uhuru Kenyatta receives the 2019 Kenya Population and Housing Census results from Cabinet Secretary Ukur Yattani at State House, Nairobi. PHOTO | PSCU

Embakasi is the most populous sub-county in Nairobi with nearly 1 million people, according to the 2019 National Population and Housing Census.

Figures from the census, which were released by the Kenya National Bureau of Statistics (KNBS) on Monday, reveal that Nairobis total population stands at 4, 397,073.

Embakasi is followed by Kasarani with a population of 780,656; Njiru is the third most densely populated sub-county with 626,482 people.

Dagoretti holds a total of 434,208 inhabitants while the total number of people living in Westlands stands at 308,854.

The least populated Sub-County is Kibra with a total of 185,777 people. The results, ideally, should help the county government in the allocation of resources for the next 10 years.
The Most populated regions in Nairobi were


Below is the full list:

1.Embakasi - 988,808
2.Kasarani – 780,656
3.Njiru – 626,482
4.Dagoretti - 434,208
5.Westlands – 308,854
6.Kamukunji – 268,276
7.Starehe – 210,423
8.Mathare – 206,564
9.Lang’ata – 197,489
10.Makadara – 189,536
11.Kibra – 185,777



*Kibra myth

There are about 1.5 million households in Nairobi, according to the 2019 census. This again shows there are 2.9 people per household.

An average household size in Kamukunji stands at 3.1, Njiru (3), Westlands (2.9), while Dagoretti, Embakasi, Kasarani and Starehe tie at 2.8.

The data has once again demystified the long-held assertion that Kibra slum is one of the largest in Africa with one million inhabitants.

The slum has only 185,777 residents.

The 2009 census showed Kibra had a population of 170,070 people. This means the slum's population has gone up by 15,700 people in the last ten years.

samorobo:


That's true...the govt profits from it just like Turkana and wouldn't do shiit about that other than noise.they've been completely neglected but they don't know it..

haven't you noticed that for every decade comes a new theme and noise as regarding their slum...the previous decade was "slum upgrading" which failed miserably and now more populace has been swept back into more slum making even greater than the previous decade..And the theme for this decade is " 500,000 AFFORDABLE HOUSING" which died a miserably death on the envisaged minds of Kenyans...

500,000 affordable housing indeed...

samorobo:


Ibdint need to show you...just type largest slum on google and watch kibera catwalk to the surface of your screen...heck your post from yesterday also attest to what I am saying and even went as far as debunking your claims...
You were so foolish that you allowed your own link shoot you in the arse.

you're triggering me to post makoko nah.
This time round u go see what ima tokin about ooh.
You go see wat am trying to avoid ooh.


Ladies and gentlemen, the world largest slum.

Dlonra:


Your fake NGO data doesn't even match the recent 2019 National Cencus.

Embakasi most populous Nairobi sub-county with 1m people - census
By Sylvania Ambani
5th November, 2019 Hashtag News
Embakasi most populous Nairobi sub-county with 1m people - census
President Uhuru Kenyatta receives the 2019 Kenya Population and Housing Census results from Cabinet Secretary Ukur Yattani at State House, Nairobi. PHOTO | PSCU

Embakasi is the most populous sub-county in Nairobi with nearly 1 million people, according to the 2019 National Population and Housing Census.

Figures from the census, which were released by the Kenya National Bureau of Statistics (KNBS) on Monday, reveal that Nairobis total population stands at 4, 397,073.

Embakasi is followed by Kasarani with a population of 780,656; Njiru is the third most densely populated sub-county with 626,482 people.

Dagoretti holds a total of 434,208 inhabitants while the total number of people living in Westlands stands at 308,854.

The least populated Sub-County is Kibra with a total of 185,777 people. The results, ideally, should help the county government in the allocation of resources for the next 10 years.
The Most populated regions in Nairobi were


Below is the full list:

1.Embakasi - 988,808
2.Kasarani – 780,656
3.Njiru – 626,482
4.Dagoretti - 434,208
5.Westlands – 308,854
6.Kamukunji – 268,276
7.Starehe – 210,423
8.Mathare – 206,564
9.Lang’ata – 197,489
10.Makadara – 189,536
11.Kibra – 185,777



*Kibra myth

There are about 1.5 million households in Nairobi, according to the 2019 census. This again shows there are 2.9 people per household.

An average household size in Kamukunji stands at 3.1, Njiru (3), Westlands (2.9), while Dagoretti, Embakasi, Kasarani and Starehe tie at 2.8.

The data has once again demystified the long-held assertion that Kibra slum is one of the largest in Africa with one million inhabitants.

The slum has only 185,777 residents.

The 2009 census showed Kibra had a population of 170,070 people. This means the slum's population has gone up by 15,700 people in the last ten years.

What about Matahre and the rest?

Just imagine the government University bored which is supposed to regulate the universities is blaming the same government for the poor performance of education in the country

Dlonra:


[s]Your fake NGO data doesn't even match the recent 2019 National Cencus. The Most populated regions in Nairobi were


Embakasi most populous Nairobi sub-county with 1m people - census
By Sylvania Ambani
5th November, 2019 Hashtag News
Embakasi most populous Nairobi sub-county with 1m people - census
President Uhuru Kenyatta receives the 2019 Kenya Population and Housing Census results from Cabinet Secretary Ukur Yattani at State House, Nairobi. PHOTO | PSCU

Embakasi is the most populous sub-county in Nairobi with nearly 1 million people, according to the 2019 National Population and Housing Census.

Figures from the census, which were released by the Kenya National Bureau of Statistics (KNBS) on Monday, reveal that Nairobis total population stands at 4, 397,073.

Embakasi is followed by Kasarani with a population of 780,656; Njiru is the third most densely populated sub-county with 626,482 people.

Dagoretti holds a total of 434,208 inhabitants while the total number of people living in Westlands stands at 308,854.

The least populated Sub-County is Kibra with a total of 185,777 people. The results, ideally, should help the county government in the allocation of resources for the next 10 years.

Below is the full list:

1.Embakasi - 988,808
2.Kasarani – 780,656
3.Njiru – 626,482
4.Dagoretti - 434,208
5.Westlands – 308,854
6.Kamukunji – 268,276
7.Starehe – 210,423
8.Mathare – 206,564
9.Lang’ata – 197,489
10.Makadara – 189,536
11.Kibra – 185,777



*Kibra myth

There are about 1.5 million households in Nairobi, according to the 2019 census. This again shows there are 2.9 people per household.

An average household size in Kamukunji stands at 3.1, Njiru (3), Westlands (2.9), while Dagoretti, Embakasi, Kasarani and Starehe tie at 2.8.

The data has once again demystified the long-held assertion that Kibra slum is one of the largest in Africa with one million inhabitants.

The slum has only 185,777 residents.

The 2009 census showed Kibra had a population of 170,070 people. This means the slum's population has gone up by 15,700 people in the last ten years[/s].

I will believe global reputable sources like UN-HABITAT and so many others over your govt anytime, any day.....did you even know your countries actual population is 53m not 47m...Do you also know kibera resident complained of not being counted in last year's population census.....they just came out and placed a random figure for kibera.
Your corrupt govt engaged in what is called population genocide to make them appear better in many stats per head(per capita) just like the the fraudulent game they did 2013 about their booming middle class which was a big fat lie..investors that rushed in then are crying to the bank...
Kenya is just like Rwanda and many other east African countries that derives joy in cooking up stat....Kenyatta and kegama has similar habits of cooking and massaging figures to look good on paper.....I say it is a desperate attempt to be showered with praises and accolades.

Shma:
you're triggering me to post makoko nah.
This time round u go see what ima tokin about ooh.
You go see wat am trying to avoid ooh.


Ladies and gentlemen, the world largest slum.

Is this place there is no food anymore the latest news people are eating one another to survive in makoko

SUFFERInSMILIIN:


Is this place there is no food anymore the latest news people are eating one another to survive in makoko

You mean your papa ate your mama ?

Danielnino00:


What about Matahre and the rest?

those are constituencies.
Mathare constituency has a small section of slum.

Shma:
you're triggering me to post makoko nah.
This time round u go see what ima tokin about ooh.
You go see wat am trying to avoid ooh.


Ladies and gentlemen, the world largest slum.

Yes,yes,yes post makoko...make sure you get makoko from different angles just like you always do with your duplicitous nairobi images....
We don't and we can never deny having slums like makoko, but what we are most proud of is knowing that makoko despite being in a much more populated city is not regarded as being the largest slum on planet earth which would be kibera and the worst slum on planet earth which is also would be kibera...
Lol kibera recieved two Oscar slum awards in one night

samorobo:


I will believe global reputable sources like UN-HABITAT and so many others over your govt anytime, any day.....did you even know your countries actual population is 53m not 47m...Do you also know kibera resident complained of not being counted in last year's population census.....they just came out and placed a random figure for kibera.
Your corrupt govt engaged in what is called population genocide to make them appear better in many stats per head(per capita) just like the the fraudulent game they did 2013 about their booming middle class which was a big fat lie..investors that rushed in then are crying to the bank...
Kenya is just like Rwanda and many other east African countries that derives joy in cooking up stat....Kenyatta and kegama has similar habits of cooking and massaging figures to look good on paper.....I say it is a desperate attempt to be showered with praises and accolades.

Of course, the figures were cooked..
..

Shma:
show me any reputable source that says that.
Until then, enjoy the worlds slumbolish capital.

I don’t know why your parading a report from 14 years ago, a lot of slums have been converted to apartments
and housing estates.

Austine1213:


Lol there's no competition here

There is

Shma:
those are constituencies.
Mathare constituency has a small section of slum.

Lies

Shma:
those are constituencies.
Mathare constituency has a small section of slum.

Stop lying to people...we are here, most especially me to tell you that you live in a country with the largest slum in planet earth and the worst on our dear planet....I also want to make you understand that you are bereft of pride as a Kenyan...just bury your head in sand let us continue to mock your misfortune

Abohboy:


I don’t know why your parading a report from 14 years ago, a lot of slums have been converted to apartments
and housing estates.

He isn't clever...not even by half..

Ajegunle not Makoko is actually the biggest slum in Lagos...

And Ajegunle isn't entirely a slum..
There have been a lot of upgrades there .

During Fashola adminstration,the part of the community was cleaned up..


Kenya meanwhile are still doing imaginary slum upgrade since 2003

jln115:
don't worry I don't expect simple statistics to make sense to someone of your intellect

You love ranting? The bitter truth is that, Nigerians are far more wealthier than black South Africans

SUFFERInSMILIIN:


Is this place there is no food anymore the latest news people are eating one another to survive in makoko

I have been avoiding to post that hellhole for a long time. but because some idiots are pushing me to the polytop. I was left with no option but to lay it bare. .

Anyway, long time bro. we missed your show.

Danielnino00:


Of course, the figures were cooked..
..

Lol of course..they need to start accepting fact..we don't just talk for the sake of it...we have conducted our research about almost everything about Kenya..most of the argument here are repititive..we dealt with this same cencus topic i think two times last year..

Shma:
I have been avoiding to post that hellhole for a long time. but because some idiots are pushing me to the polytop. I was left with no option but to lay it bare. .

Anyway, long time bro. we missed your show.

Post more of makoko hellhole..we know it's an hellhole but it is heaven compared to kibera which is a much intense hellhole than her makoko counterpart hence the title of hosting the largest and most noticeably worst slum on planet earth.....
I spit in your country..may Nigeria never be relegated to Kenya's level..Never..

jln115:
and?

Black South Africans are wealthier than Nigerians on paper but the reality on ground is that, Nigerians are far wealthier than black South Africans