I just broke up with my girlfriend because of corona virus. No, it's not what you think. None of us was diagnosed to have covid 19.

I broke up with her last year and recently, she begged me that she can't stay without me and we should come back, after a lot of plea, I agreed and we resumed from where we left off. Something just told me to ask her about this covid 19 and how she's taking precautions and she told me...
'Leave that thing. There's no corona virus in Nigeria. The number is increasing but we never see who get am. Wike locked us down because they haven't given him money, after they gave him money, he released us (i com de wonder which money Buhari dn give Wike o). How are people recovering in Nigeria? Foreign countries have not been able to find cure, na Nigeria?'

I'm not tryna talk bad about any pastor but she's an ardent salvation ministries worshipper and it's sad she has been led astray by the same comment her pastor said last month.
I was just disappointed with myself for associating with someone with a low IQ. To think she's even educated is more saddening. Well I did my bit to give her a long education about covid 19, good immune system and staying safe, if not for anything else but at least for her parents that are elderly. Then I told her we won't be seeing each other again because I can't be taking precautions and the person I'm intimate with is of the opinion that corona virus is a hoax. I really want to go back to celibacy again sef, so this is a good opportunity for me.

Phew!

I remember the days when i used to wash my hands every hour, i was even rushing to buy sanitizers up and down, i was avoiding people and forming covid 19 ambasador in my area, but now guess what? I only wash hand wen i want to eat and i'm back to steady balling with my goons. I leave everything for God hand.

Noted

Na before this shit dey scare me but right now I don't give a Bleep... It is a plandemic, big men want to hold up coming billionaires down, I won't subscribe to their plan. Bleep Chinese virus

This disease is not ending anytime soon....

Delta how far na?

Delta how far na?

Delta state whats up nah? God please protect us oo

Imagine Oyo and Edo even Rivers & Kano have all chill and delta state suddenly pick race.

scam!!!

In a country of over 200 million people, we are still talking of testing thousands of people after over 2 months Covid-19 landed in Nigeria.

The most useless government that has ever governed Nigeria.

I fear greatly for this country. The future is scary.

Compassion01:
Today seems better than yesterday's results

There is nothing like better results. If you carry out less test, you get less result.

Livescore

FG should sack that Igbo man heading NCDC now.

Keep it up livescores

lagosians prepare for another lockdown

Haha y is today's live score result low.
Are they tired?

Sonoyom:
Livescore

Etie didie? obio mbufo iduhe ke ibat covid emi oh. God resides in Calabar.

Enough of all these lies already... it’s getting so stale

Earlystar698:
Na before this shit dey scare me but right now I don't give a Bleep... It is a plandemic, big men want to hold up coming billionaires down, I won't subscribe to their plan. Bleep Chinese virus

during the early stages of COVID-19 before Kyari's death, there's a time I was scared of checking Nairaland's front page but now not anymore

Una no dey tire??

Delta state just signed messi!

trash as usual

scamdemic

I am shocked that with rate of increase in cases, many Nigerians still refused to call for a Total lockdown till further notice.

I am sure that by Monday the FG will begin enforcement of a total lockdown.

90% of Nigerians are not interested in any palliative and I wonder why the delay in the enforcement of a total lockdown until further notice.

Whether you like it or not, everyone must remain indoors or get jailed.

On the increase everyday. We just have to learn how to live with this virus cos it aint going anywhere soon

Ok o