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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 2:21pm On Jun 28, 2020
BankyGee:
Happy Sunday guys!!!

Same to you dear
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 2:21pm On Jun 28, 2020
BankyGee:
Gay Wedding
During a gay wedding, the pastor couldn't find the right word to pronounce the couple, as he felt calling them Husband and Wife was very wrong since they were both males.

After a long time of thinking, he finally said:-
"I hereby declare you 'MAN UNITED'"

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

TO BE CONTINUED


grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 8:29pm On Jun 28, 2020
BankyGee:
Answer to Riddle
- They are survivors, so they needn't be buried

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
loiusdthird!
pu7pl3!
Ayanfe29!
*Claps, cheers*

Big ups bro I love this thread

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:34pm On Jun 28, 2020
Whiziddo:

Big ups bro I love this thread
Thanks bro, you are highly welcome to the thread! cool
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:41pm On Jun 28, 2020
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 8:56pm On Jun 28, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


Winter

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 11:25pm On Jun 28, 2020
[quote author=BankyGee post=91175977]RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided[/quoute

Anser =Winter
I'm new here smiley

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by loiusdthird(m): 11:37am On Jun 29, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
winter

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:25pm On Jun 29, 2020
The Idiot
A man stomps into a bar. He growls at the bartender:

"Gimme a beer", takes a slug and shouts out,

"All lawyers are idiots!"

A guy at the other end of the bar retorts:

"You take that back!"

The angry man snarls: "Why? Are you a lawyer?"
The guy replies, "No I'm an idiot!"

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

TO BE CONTINUED

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:40pm On Jun 29, 2020
Answer to Riddle
- Winter

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
Ayanfe29!
Friendlo! (welcome kiss)
loiusdthird!
*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:47pm On Jun 29, 2020
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 8:53pm On Jun 29, 2020
Day and night cheesy

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 8:55pm On Jun 29, 2020
BankyGee:
Answer to Riddle
- Winter

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
Ayanfe29!
Friendlo! (welcome kiss)
loiusdthird!
*Claps, cheers*

Thank you for the warm welcome smiley

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:02pm On Jun 29, 2020
Friendlo:

Thank you for the warm welcome smiley
It's a pleasure, nice dame cool

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by loiusdthird(m): 12:32pm On Jun 30, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
sun and moon but I think u can see both during an eclipse

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:28pm On Jun 30, 2020
Answer(s) to Riddle
- Night & Day
- Sun & Moon

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
Friendlo!
loiusdthird!
*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:31pm On Jun 30, 2020
pu7pl3, Ayanfe29 mi, Candoit, walterterri555, where art thou(s)?
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:36pm On Jun 30, 2020
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
A girl came running home crying because her boyfriend broke up with her. When she got home, she broke her phone and all of the pictures that had her boyfriend in it.

What broke first?

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by loiusdthird(m): 8:39pm On Jun 30, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
her heart

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 9:06pm On Jun 30, 2020
Her heart

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by jerrykk(m): 10:44pm On Jun 30, 2020
the relationship/the girl's heart

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Candoit: 12:54pm On Jul 01, 2020
BankyGee:
pu7pl3, Ayanfe29 mi, Candoit, walterterri555, where art thou(s)?

hi BankyGee

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Candoit: 12:58pm On Jul 01, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Her virginity oo before her heart tongue
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Her virginity oo before her heart

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 5:20pm On Jul 01, 2020
BankyGee:
pu7pl3, Ayanfe29 mi, Candoit, walterterri555, where art thou(s)?


Happy new month.. I'm here

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 5:21pm On Jul 01, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


Her heart

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by smallboy2000(m): 6:20pm On Jul 01, 2020
cheesy
BankyGee:
- You know, Its risky to sleep without money in your pocket. If you enter a taxi in your dream, how will you pay? undecided
- I wonder how Metuselah survived 969 years without android phone and power bank!!! Sha men of those days are very powerful grin grin grin
-Oneday, an elephant was walking in a park, he squished many ants with every step he took.
Other angry ants decided to revenge. They climbed his legs and then got to his body. The elephant was not comfortable, so he shook his body thorougly and all the ants fell except one that hung close to the elephant's neck. The angry ants on the floor began to shout:-
Strangle him! Strangle him! grin grin grin
cheesy[quote author=BankyGee post=77350766]- You know, Its risky to sleep without money in your pocket. If you enter a taxi in your dream, how will you pay? undecided
- I wonder how Metuselah survived 969 years without android phone and power bank!!! Sha men of those days are very powerful grin grin grin
-Oneday, an elephant was walking

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:17pm On Jul 01, 2020
Ayanfe29:


Her heart
You almost broke my heart baby sad
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:25pm On Jul 01, 2020
Answer to Riddle
- Her Heart

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
louisdthird!
Friendlo!
jerrykk!
Ayanfe29!
*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:32pm On Jul 01, 2020
Candoit:

Her virginity oo before her heart tongue
Her virginity oo before her heart
The riddle didn't say if they 'chooked' grin
Candoit:

hi BankyGee
Hi brother. Happy New Month!

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:37pm On Jul 01, 2020
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
What do you call a fish with no eye? undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by smallboy2000(m): 8:55pm On Jul 01, 2020
[quote author=BankyGee post=78216446] 1. Church is the best place to go after a breakup You’ll be in the crowd crying and everybody’s thinking You’re in the spirit . 2. Dear money, please come and seduce me! If I refuse to understand, rape me mercilessly . 3. Nobody keeps in touch with yhu like a girl you promise to send money she can even appear in your dreams. . 4. The way some ladies use to eat corn in public ehn You will think the corn is the one responsible for all the problems and misfortunes of their life . 5. Rain wash my mouth tire today after school lesson….dah one no pain me like a slay queen I saw running as if she owe person money . 6. Akpors: My dad fell in the well Bae: Oh my God! Is he alright? Akpors: He must be, cos he stopped calling for help since yesterday . 7. I hate it when going to put offering in church and one fat girl keeps dancing forwards and backwards like MTN Network Mtcheww. Haaaaa
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by loiusdthird(m): 9:22pm On Jul 01, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
fish hook

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