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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 12:06pm On Jun 30, 2020
gallivant:


There was no manipulation.Tusker is the better beer.

Nope it pulled thethe patriotism card

Saying SABMiller is not there for their interest at heart, painting bottles with colors of thethe flag lol wtf

Slogans buy local lol anyway

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by rvp20182: 12:07pm On Jun 30, 2020
Kenya coast is mostly muslim - they don't drink a lot of beer. That brewery must have closed shop very long time ago. Mombasa cannot compete with Ibandan on anything.
obaaderemi:
So you don't even know Mombasa has a moribund brewery. grin Silly boy.
It was closed down because Mombasa is not a lucrative market. wink
Anyway, Procter and Gamble Ibadan.

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by obaaderemi: 12:07pm On Jun 30, 2020
rvp20182:
We dominate East Africa - Uganda, Rwanda, Burundi, Tanzania, South Sudan - Eastern Congo, have some key presence in Ethiopia and Somalia.

Eventually, we want to go to Nigeria in big-time.

The Lagos market alone as big as all Eastern Africa cities combined. grin
Do you want proof?

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 12:08pm On Jun 30, 2020
gallivant:


Once I entered a Nandos, ordered two full chickens and just left without paying. Twas a great day. smiley

Some kenyan cashier will be given a warning for that, maybe thethe cash deducted from his/her salary

And that makes you happy?

You so cruel

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by obaaderemi: 12:09pm On Jun 30, 2020
rvp20182:
Kenya coast is mostly muslim - they don't drink a lot of beer. That brewery must have closed shop very long time ago. Mombasa cannot compete with Ibandan on anything.
Ibadan brewery does not make only beer. It makes other kinds of drinks. Besides beer can be made in Mombasa and transported elsewhere. Your excuse is poor. cheesy

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by obaaderemi: 12:10pm On Jun 30, 2020
Austine1213:


Some kenyan cashier will be given a warning for that, maybe thethe cash deducted from his/her salary

And that makes you happy?

You so cruel
That's the national spirit in Kenya. Stealing and bragging about it.

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by rvp20182: 12:11pm On Jun 30, 2020
Of course, SABMiller is a goliath. EABL is not small. I'd rank them 2nd to SABMiller in Africa brewers. But SABMiller was no joke - they were offering free beer - buy one get one free - NEVER heard before in Kenya. Eventually, they started offering I don't know Milk Stout beer 2 free beers for 1. This was our time in Campus...we use to take those free Castle beer..but EABL went brutal...they would even hire gangs to destroy Castle bottles...their billboard..it was a brutal war the Boer had not anticipated.Lastly, EABL would refuse to stock any bar that had Castle in their shelves.

And the Boer eventually bowed down...and left. Kenyans celebrated smiley

Austine1213:


Cheap patriotism shots lol

Was EABL thatthat scared? Lol
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by gallivant: 12:13pm On Jun 30, 2020
68816419:

they fake figures to create good outlook for investors, but when the investors ventures in they get disappointed with the lies grin grin grin

Worry about your poverty.
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by rvp20182: 12:13pm On Jun 30, 2020
Kenya grows barley at the center of the country near Nairobi. This is not Nigerian where everything is imported. Sorghum beer which is cheap is now produced in Kisumu - and sorghum grown there.
obaaderemi:
Ibadan brewery does not make only beer. It makes other kinds of drinks. Bedsides beer can be made in Mombasa and transported elsewhere. Your excuse is poor. cheesy

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by gallivant: 12:15pm On Jun 30, 2020
Austine1213:


Nope it pulled thethe patriotism card

Saying SABMiller is not there for their interest at heart, painting bottles with colors of thethe flag lol wtf

Slogans buy local lol anyway

Sorry mate but the South African product sucked.
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by gallivant: 12:17pm On Jun 30, 2020
Austine1213:


Some kenyan cashier will be given a warning for that, maybe thethe cash deducted from his/her salary

And that makes you happy?

You so cruel

I was kidding about the chickens. Nandos sauce is whack though.
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by gallivant: 12:18pm On Jun 30, 2020
obaaderemi:
That's the national spirit in Kenya. Stealing and bragging about it.

Sharap. I am not hushpuppi.
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by vaxx: 12:19pm On Jun 30, 2020
The new volks wagen factory Accra ........

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 12:23pm On Jun 30, 2020
68816419:

Your country is too fake, u fake figures to suite ur egos, some some few years back, Nakumat Uchummu and Kenya airways were reporting false profits but as time goes by , the truth then begin to reveal ,all your major supermarkets chain’s creditors voted to liquidate the lose making supermarkets, same will soon happen to you banks.

SHOW US NIGERIAN SUPERMARKETS OR AIRWAYS grin grin

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by gallivant: 12:23pm On Jun 30, 2020
rvp20182:
Of course, SABMiller is a goliath. EABL is not small. I'd rank them 2nd to SABMiller in Africa brewers. But SABMiller was no joke - they were offering free beer - buy one get one free - NEVER heard before in Kenya. Eventually, they started offering I don't know Milk Stout beer 2 free beers for 1. This was our time in Campus...we use to take those free Castle beer..but EABL went brutal...they would even hire gangs to destroy Castle bottles...their billboard..it was a brutal war the Boer had not anticipated.Lastly, EABL would refuse to stock any bar that had Castle in their shelves.

And the Boer eventually bowed down...and left. Kenyans celebrated smiley


Good times. grin
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 12:24pm On Jun 30, 2020
rvp20182:
We dominate East Africa - Uganda, Rwanda, Burundi, Tanzania, South Sudan - Eastern Congo, have some key presence in Ethiopia and Somalia. And we have some play in Zambia and Mozambique.

Our next playground is Congo DRC. Our first real french and central African foray. If we succeed in DRC - we will take over Central Africa.

If Ethiopia opens up - we could stay there for some time.

Eventually, we want to go to Nigeria in big-time.

Our only problem is envious Tanzania.


Lol provide any proof youyou dominate east africa?
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by 68816419: 12:24pm On Jun 30, 2020
rvp20182:
Welcome to the modern corporate world. They are sharks all over. Nigeria banks will be taken to cleaners.
All Nigeria banks have been making profits in Kenya and in all Africa countries at large, our bank dont just ventures into any countries when proper analyses is not carried out, Uba and GTbank profits has bn increasing (those still tiny for the time been ),while Access bank has promised to turn around that dead bank, Nigga we are your Savior grin grin grin , we buy almost collapsed firms and turn them around, Ihub(Now Cchub),Fina Bank(founded1983 now Gtbank)At that time, its total asset valuation was estimated at about US$242.2 million (KES:20.94 billion).[3] In 2013, GTBank Kenya was ranked number 22, by assets, among 43 licensed banks in Kenya then(so great for a new bank), Acorn Group(largest estates builders in Kenya) ,UBA BANK KENYA, (KSh 67.6 Million in net profit at the close of 2019. This is compared to KSh 53.1 Million made the previous year.) Crown Agents Bank and Investment Management,(with $1.5 billion in assets. In April 2016, Helios completed the acquisition of 100% of CAB and CAIM. CAB and CAIM provide payments), Equity Bank was making loss and could not expand , but starts making profits as soon as the Helios guys (Nigerians) made $178.7 million acquisition of a 24.99% interest in Equity Bank,Post Helios’ investment, Equity Bank acquired Uganda Microfinance Limited and expanded organically into Rwanda, South Sudan and Tanzania. At the time of Helios' exit, Equity Bank was Kenya’s largest bank by number of accounts and among the top three in market capitalization and assets, having successfully developed a platform aimed at banking the previously unbanked at the bottom of the pyramid.
Kenyans should always thank Nigerians for reviving all their dead firms grin grin grin

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by rvp20182: 12:25pm On Jun 30, 2020
VW sold 32 cars in Nigeria. Effective demand doesn't exist. It has 90M extremely poor people. And 150m poor people. What is there to sell to in Nigeria.

The entire north that is nearly half the population is a wasteland with Almajiris beggars who didn't go to school.

The south is half-decent - but still, the cost of doing business, is atrocious, you'll not make any profit. Generator electricity alone at 40 usd cent per unit will kill you. The transport trucks will get buried in pot-holes right inside Apapa Port. The container would have stayed there for 2 months. The ships wait for 3 weeks to unload and the container get stuck as Nigeria official demand kick-backs if not ransack and steal stuff.

And you haven't dealt with kidnapping, lack of water, and everything that is essentially wrong.

obaaderemi:
The Lagos market alone as big as all Eastern Africa cities combined. grin
Do you want proof?

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by rvp20182: 12:29pm On Jun 30, 2020
You're heckling. UBA invested 100M dollars to buy a dead bank and they have made what 0.5M dollar profit. And from cost restructuring - firing people and closing the branch.

The same can be repeated in rest of the banks. They got lied to by kenya fatcats - sold small overvalued banks - with doddy loan books - and they will never make profit.

The modus operandi is the same. They pay so much money. Arrive with Nigerian - they make losses for few years. They hire local kenyans - and kenyan start closing branches - and they make some loan.

EQUITY BANK - don't touch that smiley with your hellios.That is Kenya local hero that shown Barclays and Stanchart - British big banks - dust - and are like EABL to kenya. Kenya corporate heros.


68816419:

All Nigeria banks have been making profits in Kenya and in all Africa countries at large, our bank dont just ventures into any countries when proper analyses is not carried out, Uba and GTbank profits has bn increasing (those still tiny for the time been ),while Access bank has promised to turn around that dead bank, Nigga we are your Savior grin grin grin , we buy almost collapsed firms and turn them around, Ihub(Now Cchub),Fina Bank(founded1983 now Gtbank)At that time, its total asset valuation was estimated at about US$242.2 million (KES:20.94 billion).[3] In 2013, GTBank Kenya was ranked number 22, by assets, among 43 licensed banks in Kenya then(so great for a new bank), Acorn Group(largest estates builders in Kenya) ,UBA BANK KENYA, (KSh 67.6 Million in net profit at the close of 2019. This is compared to KSh 53.1 Million made the previous year.) Crown Agents Bank and Investment Management,(with $1.5 billion in assets. In April 2016, Helios completed the acquisition of 100% of CAB and CAIM. CAB and CAIM provide payments), Equity Bank was making loss and could not expand , but starts making profits as soon as the Helios guys (Nigerians) made $178.7 million acquisition of a 24.99% interest in Equity Bank,Post Helios’ investment, Equity Bank acquired Uganda Microfinance Limited and expanded organically into Rwanda, South Sudan and Tanzania. At the time of Helios' exit, Equity Bank was Kenya’s largest bank by number of accounts and among the top three in market capitalization and assets, having successfully developed a platform aimed at banking the previously unbanked at the bottom of the pyramid.
Kenyans should always thank Nigerians for reviving all their dead firms grin grin grin

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 12:31pm On Jun 30, 2020
Kenya should now work on sh*ts like this.

Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by gallivant: 12:31pm On Jun 30, 2020
rvp20182:
You're heckling. UBA invested 100M dollars to buy a dead bank and they have made what 0.5M dollar profit. And from cost restructuring - firing people and closing the branch.

The same can be repeated in rest of the banks. They got lied to by kenya fatcats - sold small overvalued banks - with doddy loan books - and they will never make profit.

The modus operandi is the same. They pay so much money. Arrive with Nigerian - they make losses for few years. They hire local kenyans - and kenyan start closing branches - and they make some loan.

EQUITY BANK - don't touch that smiley with your hellios.That is Kenya local hero that shown Barclays and Stanchart - British big banks - dust - and are like EABL to kenya. Kenya corporate heros.



Taken to the cleaners! Oba should tell us how much profit Orange Telcom made. grin
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 12:32pm On Jun 30, 2020
vaxx:
The new volks wagen factory Accra ........

Volkswagen SA and Nissan SA are among automakers planning new plants in Ghana to target West Africa’s 382 million people. VWSA did the same in Rwanda

It will be a success, Ghana is proactive. Jobs, revenue and quality cars

Great news

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 12:32pm On Jun 30, 2020
rvp20182:
VW sold 32 cars in Nigeria. Effective demand doesn't exist. It has 90M extremely poor people. And 150m poor people. What is there to sell to in Nigeria.

The entire north that is nearly half the population is a wasteland with Almajiris beggars who didn't go to school.

The south is half-decent - but still, the cost of doing business, is atrocious, you'll not make any profit. Generator electricity alone at 40 usd cent per unit will kill you.

lol!! shocked
Take it cool on that baboon grin
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 12:33pm On Jun 30, 2020
Austine1213:


Volkswagen SA and Nissan SA are among automakers planning new plants in Ghana to target West Africa’s 382 million people. VWSA did the same in Rwanda

It will be a success, Ghana is proactive. Jobs, revenue and quality cars

Great news
this is the spirit. wink
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 12:34pm On Jun 30, 2020
vaxx:
The new volks wagen factory Accra ........
this is great man.

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 12:34pm On Jun 30, 2020
rvp20182:
VW sold 32 cars in Nigeria. Effective demand doesn't exist. It has 90M extremely poor people. And 150m poor people. What is there to sell to in Nigeria.

The entire north that is nearly half the population is a wasteland with Almajiris beggars who didn't go to school.

The south is half-decent - but still, the cost of doing business, is atrocious, you'll not make any profit. Generator electricity alone at 40 usd cent per unit will kill you. The transport trucks will get buried in pot-holes right inside Apapa Port. The container would have stayed there for 2 months. The ships wait for 3 weeks to unload and the container get stuck as Nigeria official demand kick-backs if not ransack and steal stuff.

And you haven't dealt with kidnapping, lack of water, and everything that is essentially wrong.

VW plans a plant in Nigeria

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by 68816419: 12:35pm On Jun 30, 2020
rvp20182:
VW sold 32 cars in Nigeria. Effective demand doesn't exist. It has 90M extremely poor people. And 150m poor people. What is there to sell to in Nigeria.

The entire north that is nearly half the population is a wasteland with Almajiris beggars who didn't go to school.

The south is half-decent - but still, the cost of doing business, is atrocious, you'll not make any profit.

Mad old man, Nigeria is extreme poor yet its still remains the number one car buyer in Africa, there is one vehicle for every 12 citizens in Nigeria.there is a vehicle for every 22 Ghanaian while a country with 94% of poor (Kenya) has a vehicle for every 30 Kenyangrin grin grin grin

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 12:35pm On Jun 30, 2020
vaxx:
The new volks wagen factory Accra ........

Great news
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by rvp20182: 12:35pm On Jun 30, 2020
Actually Kenya gov felt so embarrassed by Telcom heist. The treasury had cooked the books so much. They gave the Nigerians their shirt back and told them to run, never to come back.

Now everyone in Kenya knows small banks are there for a reason - they are owned by corrupt politicians, drug delears and tax evaders - and have doggdy books with numbered accounts.Why on earth would you come and buy such a bank? for a premium.

Just start from the scrarth

Nigerians will go home minus their shirt.

gallivant:


Taken to the cleaners! Oba should tell us how much profit Orange Telcom made. grin

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by rvp20182: 12:36pm On Jun 30, 2020
They went there and sold a few cars than in Rwanda. 32 VW Polos in a year. That country is too poor.
Austine1213:

VW plans a plant in Nigeria
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by rvp20182: 12:37pm On Jun 30, 2020
Doggy stats.
68816419:

Mad old man, Nigeria is extreme poor yet its still remains the number one car buyer in Africa, there is one vehicle for every 12 citizens in Nigeria.there is a vehicle for every 22 Ghanaian while a country with 94% of poor (Kenya) has a vehicle for every 30 Kenyangrin grin grin grin
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 12:38pm On Jun 30, 2020
gallivant:


I was kidding about the chickens. Nandos sauce is whack though.

Lol like a nobody says Nandos sauce is wack, while the whole world loves it

Not everyone has good taste for good food lol

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