In a rather hilarious post shared by a Facebook user on the social networking platform, a Nigerian lady has lamented over the dullness of her conversations with a “fine boy” who she gave her number to about three months ago.

According to her, she felt that by this time, the guy who requested for her number would have asked her out and they woulda had a relationship going as of this moment.

But the lady, Mercury, who says she wishes for the year to ‘come and go’, has been left with nothing but total disappointment with the guy who apparently loves to tell her how “Good” every time of the day is.

From the screenshots of their chats she shared, the guy consistently sent her “good morning, afternoon and evening” texts even when she didn’t respond to them.

Now she’s taken to her page to lament over the situation as she wonders whether the said guy is a ghost or something. See her post below,

More screenshots

LMAO

Na wa o

Disgusting scene in her whatsapp.
Dude is just greeting her like it's a job.


That guy is a disgrace.

The guy get full time employment in greeting.

I like that guy. He's a real G.

He's keeping her on ice while waiting patiently for her to turn to an Evening Newspaper.

I remember one time like that when one babe showed me all the whole light in the world despite that zini lock up just act as if I didn't see her she later stood her ground me self do small shakara cause I know if it was me she will do the same

The Time interval doesn't correspond with the greetings. So I think this is just attention seeking.

Na by force to toast a girl

Could it be they're in different planet?. He greets her Good evenin @ 5:am. Good morning @ 7:pm.

So u will play hard to get ... Mk guys sef dey do shakara now jor

Does he want for words to say asides this time-distorted greetings?

Iru problem wo leleyi?

Everywhere good

dis 1 na confirm simp

If this were to be real, then she should be wondering why such a fine guy is not interested in her besides just offering greetings.
Perhaps she's not as attractive as she thinks.

What fuckery

I don’t trust that chat some of these girls can do anything for attention

And the brainless girl wouldn't raise any interactive topic that would lead to an Interesting chat thereby leading them getting to know themselves, how dumb she literally would be.

Chatting with a Nigerian girl is boring anyways.

This is 2020, brain dead girl wake up.

The guy is trying to initiate a conversation, but I guess she couldn't make conversation interesting

No strength for relationship....if u like him bang him en waka pass

it's a fake chat just to seek attention, the greetings don't correspond to the time that is used, except they are in another planet.

Lmao turned her to a robot capable of only answering 'good morning'

This story made my day. lol.


At least he didn't rape you.


One babe greet me like this for like 5 days wey I no reply.

Emmypure:
it's a fake chat just to seek attention, the greetings don't correspond to the time that is used, except they are in another planet.

You right.

Prolly what these hoes deserve. Too much attention and they'd attempt transmuting you into a nauseating simp.
Do not be a simp for no hoe unless your ancestors cursed you



Pukes

Ayotemide:
Does he want for words to say asides this time-distorted greetings?

Iru problem wo leleyi?

That guy is going for Guinness book of record for most retarded way of chatting.....