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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 2:21pm On Jun 28, 2020 |
BankyGee: Same to you dear |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 2:21pm On Jun 28, 2020 |
BankyGee: 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 8:29pm On Jun 28, 2020 |
BankyGee: Big ups bro I love this thread 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:34pm On Jun 28, 2020 |
Whiziddo:Thanks bro, you are highly welcome to the thread! |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:41pm On Jun 28, 2020 |
RIDDLE ME THIS
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 8:56pm On Jun 28, 2020 |
1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 11:25pm On Jun 28, 2020 |
[quote author=BankyGee post=91175977]RIDDLE ME THIS [/quoute Anser =Winter I'm new here 1 Like 2 Shares |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by loiusdthird(m): 11:37am On Jun 29, 2020 |
BankyGee:winter 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:25pm On Jun 29, 2020 |
The Idiot A man stomps into a bar. He growls at the bartender: "Gimme a beer", takes a slug and shouts out, "All lawyers are idiots!" A guy at the other end of the bar retorts: "You take that back!" The angry man snarls: "Why? Are you a lawyer?" The guy replies, "No I'm an idiot!" TO BE CONTINUED
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:40pm On Jun 29, 2020 |
Answer to Riddle - Winter Winners of yesterday's riddle:- Ayanfe29! Friendlo! (welcome ) loiusdthird! *Claps, cheers* |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:47pm On Jun 29, 2020 |
RIDDLE ME THIS 1 Like 1 Share
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 8:53pm On Jun 29, 2020 |
Day and night 1 Like 2 Shares |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 8:55pm On Jun 29, 2020 |
BankyGee: Thank you for the warm welcome 1 Like 2 Shares |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:02pm On Jun 29, 2020 |
Friendlo:It's a pleasure, nice dame 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by loiusdthird(m): 12:32pm On Jun 30, 2020 |
BankyGee:sun and moon but I think u can see both during an eclipse 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:28pm On Jun 30, 2020 |
Answer(s) to Riddle - Night & Day - Sun & Moon Winners of yesterday's riddle:- Friendlo! loiusdthird! *Claps, cheers* |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:31pm On Jun 30, 2020 |
pu7pl3, Ayanfe29 mi, Candoit, walterterri555, where art thou(s)? |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:36pm On Jun 30, 2020 |
RIDDLE ME THIS A girl came running home crying because her boyfriend broke up with her. When she got home, she broke her phone and all of the pictures that had her boyfriend in it.
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by loiusdthird(m): 8:39pm On Jun 30, 2020 |
BankyGee:her heart 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 9:06pm On Jun 30, 2020 |
Her heart 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by jerrykk(m): 10:44pm On Jun 30, 2020 |
the relationship/the girl's heart 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Candoit: 12:54pm On Jul 01, 2020 |
BankyGee: hi BankyGee 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Candoit: 12:58pm On Jul 01, 2020 |
BankyGee: Her virginity oo before her heart BankyGee: Her virginity oo before her heart 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 5:20pm On Jul 01, 2020 |
1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 5:21pm On Jul 01, 2020 |
1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by smallboy2000(m): 6:20pm On Jul 01, 2020 |
BankyGee:[quote author=BankyGee post=77350766]- You know, Its risky to sleep without money in your pocket. If you enter a taxi in your dream, how will you pay? - I wonder how Metuselah survived 969 years without android phone and power bank!!! Sha men of those days are very powerful -Oneday, an elephant was walking 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:17pm On Jul 01, 2020 |
Ayanfe29:You almost broke my heart baby |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:25pm On Jul 01, 2020 |
Answer to Riddle - Her Heart Winners of yesterday's riddle:- louisdthird! Friendlo! jerrykk! Ayanfe29! *Claps, cheers* |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:32pm On Jul 01, 2020 |
Candoit:The riddle didn't say if they 'chooked' Candoit:Hi brother. Happy New Month! 1 Like |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:37pm On Jul 01, 2020 |
RIDDLE ME THIS
What do you call a fish with no eye?
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by smallboy2000(m): 8:55pm On Jul 01, 2020 |
[quote author=BankyGee post=78216446] 1. Church is the best place to go after a
breakup You’ll be in the crowd crying
and everybody’s thinking You’re in the spirit
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2. Dear money, please come and seduce
me! If I refuse to understand, rape me
mercilessly
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3. Nobody keeps in touch with yhu like a
girl you promise to send money she
can even appear in your dreams.
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4. The way some ladies use to eat corn
in public ehn
You will think the corn is the one
responsible for all the problems and
misfortunes of their life
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5. Rain wash my mouth tire today after
school lesson….dah one no pain me like a
slay queen I saw running as if she owe
person money
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6. Akpors: My dad fell in the well
Bae: Oh my God! Is he alright?
Akpors: He must be, cos he stopped calling
for help since yesterday
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7. I hate it when going to put offering in
church and one fat girl keeps dancing
forwards and backwards like MTN Network
Mtcheww.
Haaaaa |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by loiusdthird(m): 9:22pm On Jul 01, 2020 |
BankyGee:fish hook 1 Like 1 Share |
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