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Church Ushers which of these can you relate to? by Kyra1(f): 9:03pm On Jul 03, 2020 |
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Re: Church Ushers which of these can you relate to? by Kyra1(f): 9:21pm On Jul 03, 2020 |
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Re: Church Ushers which of these can you relate to? by Kyra1(f): 9:24pm On Jul 03, 2020 |
5. Then you decide to be a worker and you are like Which department will I join now 1 Like
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Re: Church Ushers which of these can you relate to? by Kyra1(f): 9:29pm On Jul 03, 2020 |
6. Then you finally decide to join the ushering department. New usher in town 1 Like
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Re: Church Ushers which of these can you relate to? by Kyra1(f): 9:34pm On Jul 03, 2020 |
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Re: Church Ushers which of these can you relate to? by Kyra1(f): 9:37pm On Jul 03, 2020 |
8. But then you've made up your mind that its ushering or nothing else. I can do this 1 Like |
Re: Church Ushers which of these can you relate to? by Kyra1(f): 9:40pm On Jul 03, 2020 |
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Re: Church Ushers which of these can you relate to? by Kyra1(f): 9:42pm On Jul 03, 2020 |
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Re: Church Ushers which of these can you relate to? by Kyra1(f): 9:46pm On Jul 03, 2020 |
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Re: Church Ushers which of these can you relate to? by OtemAtum: 10:41pm On Jul 03, 2020 |
Lol What about the insults you get from pastors for any little mistake? What about how the pastors didn't notice that your shoes are worn out and needed replacement? What about your pastors advising you to tell your employers that you have to close early on week-day service days so that you can get to church early? Ushers(Monkey) dey work, Pastors(Baboon) dey chop. When will my people have sense? 2 Likes |
Re: Church Ushers which of these can you relate to? by Kyra1(f): 7:48am On Jul 04, 2020 |
OtemAtum:It depends on the church you attend. If you don't like the way the pastor treats you or the church members then move to another church, the pastor is not the God you are serving. And when you work in the house of God you are not doing it to receive praises or gifts from man( your pastor) but from God. Your pastor shouldn't bother you that much, God sees your heart and he will bless you. That's all that matters. In my church, the pastor doesn't insult us instead he carefully corrects us. I've not really been in the situation of worn out shoes or anything like that but I'm sure that there's nothing you would ask of my pastor that he won't look for a way to provide if its something he can do. The last time my pastor equipped a lot of people that were not doing anything in my church, he gave them money to enable them start a business. My pastor won't do anything that would make you lose your job. He is even the one that let's us know if there's any job opportunity cos He has a list of the names of the youth and their occupation. Actually sir, you are the one that needs to open your eyes and accept Christ before its too late. Stay blessed. 2 Likes |
Re: Church Ushers which of these can you relate to? by OtemAtum: 7:55am On Jul 04, 2020 |
Kyra1:Deception is when you are working in a church, for a pastor and telling yourself that you are working for God. As far as I know, God Almighty, the creator of Jehovah, Allah, etc do not ask anybody to work for it. God Almighty is the TOTALITY OF EXISTENCE, therefore how can anyone be fooled into thinking that he is working for the TOTALITY OF EXISTENCE when in the actual fact, he is working for a co-subset of existence like himself? It's a pity and a shame that people are still being deceived by the names of imprisoned gods like Jehovah, Allah and the rest of them. Let's see where it ends anyway. But according to the BOOK OF UNIVERSAL HISTORIES, only fools will be left to continue worshipping these encaged gods by the year 2625. I wish that my own descendants won't be foolish as to worshipping these imprisoned and encaged gods by then sha. Peace ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: Church Ushers which of these can you relate to? by IamWonderful: 9:38am On Jul 04, 2020 |
Kyra1:Well done, continue when and where has CHRIST body become a zone and avenue for competition, better re-track |
Re: Church Ushers which of these can you relate to? by IamWonderful: 9:42am On Jul 04, 2020 |
OtemAtum:So this your bitterness and depression still persist, please see specialist psychiatrists, this is going beyond normal |
Re: Church Ushers which of these can you relate to? by OtemAtum: 9:50am On Jul 04, 2020 |
IamWonderful:It's not bitterness o, it's called truthfulness. Tell the psychiatrists to see me instead so we can share knowledge. ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Church Ushers which of these can you relate to? by Kyra1(f): 10:56am On Jul 04, 2020 |
OtemAtum:Whether you are an usher or you work in the sanitation department or you are the pastor, we are all still working towards winning souls for Christ which is the work of God so we are not working for the pastor...(point of correction). Cos when the church is clean and there is order, people come to church and eventually give their life to Christ which is very important to God. |
Re: Church Ushers which of these can you relate to? by Kyra1(f): 11:00am On Jul 04, 2020 |
IamWonderful:I was only joking. I hope I didn't go too far. |
Re: Church Ushers which of these can you relate to? by OtemAtum: 11:01am On Jul 04, 2020 |
Kyra1:You are winning soul for fictitious Jesus and calling it the work of God Almighty? Hmm, you have been seriously lied to. The profitable work of God Almighty is more concentrated in science and not in working for the philosophy of another co-god like you, in this case Jehovah who is currently in a spiritual cage. |
Re: Church Ushers which of these can you relate to? by Kyra1(f): 11:06am On Jul 04, 2020 |
OtemAtum, have you noticed that it seems there are no church ushers here in naira land religion section. Nobody can relate. |
Re: Church Ushers which of these can you relate to? by OtemAtum: 11:10am On Jul 04, 2020 |
Kyra1:If the thread makes it to front page, then ushers all over Nigeria will start commenting. Tell Lalasticlala to help you put in on frontpage, but I think that would be a Sunday thing. |
Re: Church Ushers which of these can you relate to? by Nobody: 12:21pm On Jul 04, 2020 |
Lol... I can't stop laughing at the last meme @ who send me ushering work o" Buahahahahaaaa... Mehnnn those guys are trying. Dang! My choir and Sunday departments are ok for me biko. ![]() Thats when you'll hear some funny youth shouting at the back. " hey! Usheray! Commot for road" ! Lol... I hail all ushers ooo 1 Like |
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