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Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by oyikocho: 11:51pm On Jul 06, 2020 |
After I lost my bets for the day, I logged in to Facebook
I insulted a female Soldier, we quarreled but guess what we've settled...
She even invited me to come and visit her at her barracks.
I can't wait to see her Cc 12AD |
Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by ATTITUDE2: 11:51pm On Jul 06, 2020 |
12AD: so 12ad instruct interesting members here to go in to the garden and bring any 3pieces of fruit(jokes) of their choice to stand a chance of winning a give away. First Udwice came with 3 piecce of orange. He was then ordered to drink them off(with the shell) with out displaying any facials discomfort, laughter or cries. although, Udwise tried, but was unable to muster the bitterness when he was at the 3orange. before unleashing a gnashing expression. 12ad have no choice than to disqualify him for breaking the rules. Next was Maleye who came with 3piecea of strawberry. He was order to do the same without breaking the rules. when he was about to bite the last strawberry he Busted in to laughter this prompted 12ad to disqualify him immediately. Udwise asked him " but you were on the verge of winning the bounty what happened that mde you laugh." Maleye couldn't contain his laughter when he bloated out that " I saw Attitude coming with 3pieces of water melons that's why" the both Busted into uncontrollable laughter. 2 Likes |
Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by Seankhalifa: 11:52pm On Jul 06, 2020 |
eunisam:send me million ticket |
Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by SultanOfPuna: 11:55pm On Jul 06, 2020 |
12AD:People say gambling ruins lives, but it brought our family closer. We now live in a one bedroom apartment after losing our house to betting 2 Likes |
Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by Anny505(m): 11:56pm On Jul 06, 2020 |
12AD Watching actions movies has always been my thing right from time. As a kid, after watching those movies in the day, the real action film would starts at night in my dream. As little as I was, the part that trilled me the most was when the actor throws a knife from a far distance and its moves accurately to the bosom of the enemy. That part go me so well that I swore on my honor to master such craft and guess who suffered the consequences? our poor plantains and Bananas. After school, I would team up with some notorious boys in our neighborhood. those ones that the devil have sent to come and finish me kpata kpata with corruption. We would all head to the backyard quarreling and arguing who was going to take the first shot. And for the next 2 to 3 hours, we would all be busy sending tons of pen-knives into those poor stems. For two weeks our practices went on smooth and successful and we kept extending our steps as we progressed. Then one cool evening when the equator and the latitude and all the geographical components that makes up a whirlwind decided it was time to visit number 35 Tabanacle road, uyo, Akwa ibom state. It was a Friday night, and the windstorm wasn't friendly at all. it actually made the night sweet, but little did I know that the morning would be bitter. I woke up the next morning to an argument outside, I kept hearing: "he is the one" "yes all of them" "he is among" Arh, what on earth is happening in this stupid compound, who is this person that is among and not among at the same time? well, I didn't even bother because I knew I could never be among anything, even my class teacher told me that. Why won't she when she has spend all her precious time teaching my big head so I could at least be among the first 5. But No!, I always derive joy is taking the last position, I mean, who should I leave it for? I am saving those people from depression, You're welcome. Two second, I was dragged out of the house like a criminal that stole fish in mile one. when I finally gain my balance and looked around, I saw my fellow babarians... F*ck that shit, e don be. I sigh. We were all paraded to the backyard, lo and behold, all the plantains were bowing to us, what an humble creatures. I was the first person to shout: "I did not"... before I could complete "do it", I received a triple impact slap from my dad. I was Dumb, Deaf and Partially Blind. Triple Action indeed!!! The man that had a small mechanic workshop in front of our compound was the Chief Executioner, and my dad? Lol that one was the assistant Major General and one of my uncle that was staying with us was the Brigadier General. That day was bloody, oh sorry, "TEARY", because our tears flowed like a river. Have you heard of the weeping and gnashing of teeth the Bible talked about? Yeah, I think we were the one that inspired that portion of the Bible. Even till date, anytime I hold a knife and I sight a plantain stem, I'm always tempted to throw the knife at it. but then I'll remember my dad's triple action slap, then I'll just walk and pass. One would think it's maturity, lol... Maturity fire! Bro, Fear still dey catch me like this, I never still recover from that shock and I don't think I will ever. |
Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by ClownPrinceOfPi: 11:57pm On Jul 06, 2020 |
gift01:How will you track it? Is it with the reference no or what or you think he didn't know what he was doing. |
Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by ATTITUDE2: 11:57pm On Jul 06, 2020 |
12ad I typed all those jokes with my hand. so biko consider. |
Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by DoubleEngine007: 11:58pm On Jul 06, 2020 |
12AD just dey use una catch cruze if actually that nigga wan dash you guys funds,he won't ask for jokes.. Dude must be enjoying himself right now.. If I wanna laugh, this is where I always come ,and una no dey disapoint |
Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by OpTiX45: 11:58pm On Jul 06, 2020 |
Plsss who can bless my life...nothing is too small. Bet9ja ID 4338303 |
Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by Melaye(f): 11:59pm On Jul 06, 2020 |
My Chemistry Friend told me its impossible for body temperature to be more than 40 degrees until i introduced him to bet9ja now my guy bathes with ice every weekend, him temperature don pass boiling point cc 12AD |
Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by honeyhoney(m): 12:00am On Jul 07, 2020 |
gift01:sporting spoil my game... we go again tomorow |
Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by Chiefheywhy(m): 12:05am On Jul 07, 2020 |
God no go shame us oh ... Amen ... 1 Like |
Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by 6ixT8: 12:05am On Jul 07, 2020 |
isn't it amusing? that the person youre writing all this lame ass jokes for as gone to bed while y'all are here waiting for response. fool me onne the joke is on you. but fool me twice with same format ..... |
Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by oyikocho: 12:07am On Jul 07, 2020 |
Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by 6ixT8: 12:08am On Jul 07, 2020 |
it shall end in...
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Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by 12AD: 12:08am On Jul 07, 2020 |
oyikocho:anywhere |
Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by ClownPrinceOfPi: 12:08am On Jul 07, 2020 |
12AD:12AD seriously this guy's joke won? Wonderful. Ali baba proteges congrats for wasting your time. |
Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by Melaye(f): 12:09am On Jul 07, 2020 |
12AD:na wetin dey funny u be dat no even dey like joke |
Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by Galactico4ever(m): 12:09am On Jul 07, 2020 |
Big shout out to 21void |
Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by SultanOfPuna: 12:09am On Jul 07, 2020 |
12AD:Bro hwfar show me love too |
Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by oyikocho: 12:09am On Jul 07, 2020 |
Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by 12AD: 12:09am On Jul 07, 2020 |
ClownPrinceOfPi:the sarcasm behind the joke killed me He doesn't know what befalls him when he goes to the barracks, and yet can't wait to see her |
Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by honeyhoney(m): 12:10am On Jul 07, 2020 |
6ixT8:That is the reason why betting is for the rich and not for the poor.... The poor place a bet with expectation of wining to use the money to buy food and other thing while the rich play for fun whether won or not, he still have another source to make much more money than what he lose. If ndlife was poor and depend on betting like most people here, he would have been extra careful in selecting his game and that bet would definately cut. But he stake 30k because he still have like 2million or source that would fetched him more than 30k somewhere. Imagine someone that have 30k in his bank account and want to stake it on a game, fear will make him lose that bet to odd of 1.05 or less. When you have money, betting will definately become easy 2 Likes |
Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by ATTITUDE2: 12:11am On Jul 07, 2020 |
honestly nothing balance for this life at all. 12ad didn't you read mine? |
Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by ClownPrinceOfPi: 12:11am On Jul 07, 2020 |
12AD:Ok I now see why you picked him.Chai thread beggars don suffer |
Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by SultanOfPuna: 12:12am On Jul 07, 2020 |
12AD:Bro check my own... At all at all |
Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by 12AD: 12:12am On Jul 07, 2020 |
oyikocho:i can't find this account name |
Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by oyikocho: 12:13am On Jul 07, 2020 |
12AD: |
Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by Nobody: 12:14am On Jul 07, 2020 |
kaycee125:and you always decided to look away from my plights.help a brother piko. Help me bro |
Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by Nobody: 12:15am On Jul 07, 2020 |
12AD:help me brother man. Sterling bank 007 20 53 910 |
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