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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by maynattion(f): 1:28pm On Jul 09, 2020
MZrapper:

The same reason you gave yourself when you bought your car. It doesn'to have to be that expensive, that was why I said 120k initially.
You coulda bought any car of lesser value and worth, won't it aid your business??
Let me explain something to you.
I could give you one hundred and one reasons why that car was a must for me.
If you really had been taken note of my posts in car section, you will notice that I always slur Honda. That is because my previous car which was my first car was Honda (EOD), i bought that car for 900k and it really frustrated and embarrassed my life. The monetary and mental drainage were too much. At a time, I stopped driving it, I would always follow a colleague to work and all of that. My business was on hold too, just imagine how much I was losing because I was trying to cut expenses. I really was'nt trying to cut expenses tho, it was just pure ignorance. I wanted to be a car owner at all cost and I bought the wrong one even when I was warned.. I counted my losses and moved on and I decided to get another one. Would you expect me to buy another problem? Of course you won't. People tend to mistake it for a show off that I bought something like that and the problem is I can't explain to them.
Then again, if you drive to deliver goods to customers and they see what you come with, they tend to take you seriously. They tend to analyze your worth by your appearance and that is another use of the car. It's a marketing strategy. Camry '13 is a Japanese car by the way, and to some it is also a low class car. The way iPhone users see Tecno as scraps is the way Mercedes owners and some other luxury car owners see this my Toyota as scrap.
Laz laz na just individual preference.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 1:34pm On Jul 09, 2020
maynattion:

Let me explain something to you.
I could give you one hundred and one reasons why that car was a must for me.
If you really had been taken note of my posts in car section, you will notice that I always slur Honda. That is because my previous car which was my first car was Honda (EOD), i bought that car for 900k and it really frustrated and embarrassed my life. The monetary and mental drainage were too much. At a time, I stopped driving it, I would always follow a colleague to work and all of that. My business was on hold too, just imagine how much I was losing because I was trying to cut expenses. I really was'nt trying to cut expenses tho, it was just pure ignorance. I wanted to be a car owner at all cost and I bought the wrong one even when I was warned.. I counted my losses and moved on and I decided to get another one. Would you expect me to buy another problem? Of course you won't. People tend to mistake it for a show off that I bought something like that and the problem is I can't explain to them.
Then again, if you drive to deliver goods to customers and they see what you come with, they tend to take you seriously. They tend to analyze your worth by your appearance and that is another use of the car. It's a marketing strategy. Camry '13 is a Japanese car by the way, and to some it is also a low class car. The way iPhone users see Tecno as scraps is the way Mercedes owners and some other luxury car owners see this my Toyota as scrap.
Laz laz na just individual preference.
Eyah. I understand, especially the point about appearance. If you want to sell a gold of 100k for me, I will have to peruse you to see if you are worth it. That made sense a lot.

Who dares call a #4.5M car scrap? shocked shocked
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by maynattion(f): 1:36pm On Jul 09, 2020
MZrapper:

Eyah. I understand, especially the point about appearance. If you want to sell a gold of 100k for me, I will have to peruse you to see if you are worth it. That made sense a lot.

Who dares call a #4.5M car scrap? shocked shocked
People who drive 10-15-50 million naira cars.
Just like you call my 50k tecno scrap.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 1:38pm On Jul 09, 2020
maynattion:

People who drive 10-15-50 million naira cars.
Just like you call my 50k tecno scrap.
grin
You can't compare at all.
You are paying more for an unworthy phone.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by maynattion(f): 1:40pm On Jul 09, 2020
MZrapper:

grin
You can't compare at all.
You are paying more for an unworthy phone.
The major difference between IPhone and Tecno is the name. One is luxury while one is scrap to you. Do you use an apple laptop?
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 1:43pm On Jul 09, 2020
maynattion:

The major difference between IPhone and Tecno is the name. One is luxury while one is scrap to you. Do you use an apple laptop?
Cool you admit is scrap. grin
I don't own a Mac, I use Asus.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by maynattion(f): 1:47pm On Jul 09, 2020
MZrapper:

Cool you admit is scrap. grin
I don't own a Mac, I use Asus.
Asus is chinks tho. tongue
I don't own a Mac, tho I have used so many products from U.S and the truth is the one that severs me best is Acer and it's chinko. The things I do on my Acer, if I ever try them on any of my HPs na die be that. And HP is also a US product.
Chinese products aren't as bad as people make them look.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 1:50pm On Jul 09, 2020
maynattion:

Asus is chinks tho. tongue
I don't own a Mac, tho I have used so many products from U.S and the truth is the one that severs me best is Acer and it's chinko. The things I do on my Acer, if I ever try them on any of my HPs na die be that. And HP is also a US product.
Chinese products aren't as bad as people make them look.
Didn't know Asus is Chinese tho. grin
Sameway I didn't know Toyota is Japanese.
I have been meaning to ask you sef. How many laptops do you have?
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by maynattion(f): 1:54pm On Jul 09, 2020
MZrapper:

Didn't know Asus is Chinese tho. grin
Sameway I didn't know Toyota is Japanese.
I have been meaning to ask you sef. How many laptops do you have?
Lol. Forget that question.
Just learn to appreciate technology regardless of whom the maker is. Stop intimidating us. tongue
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 1:57pm On Jul 09, 2020
maynattion:

Lol. Forget that question.
Just learn to appreciate technology regardless of whom the maker is. Stop intimidating us. tongue
Since I'm using Asus myself it means I'm on the table na. grin
About my question, I have always wanted to ask you since I read something about four laptops when you and Jay were chatting. You be yahoo girl?
I think you waste money on unecessary things, no insults intended.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by maynattion(f): 1:59pm On Jul 09, 2020
MZrapper:

Since I'm using Asus myself it means I'm on the table na. grin
About my question, I have always wanted to ask you since I read something about four laptops when you and Jay were chatting. You be yahoo girl?
I think you waste money on unecessary things, no insults intended.
When will you change sef??
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 1:59pm On Jul 09, 2020
maynattion:

When will you change sef??
Change??
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by maynattion(f): 2:01pm On Jul 09, 2020
MZrapper:

Change??
Yes change.
You want to know something, instead of coming out straight to ask. You will chip in ignorance and insults. undecided
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 2:04pm On Jul 09, 2020
maynattion:

Yes change.
You want to know something, instead of coming out straight to ask. You will chip in ignorance and insults. undecided
How many times have you ignored my questions anytime I'm courteous? Should I start listing? I even mentioned you and your bobo in my diary and you motherforkers ignored me. It has happened a lot of times.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by maynattion(f): 2:05pm On Jul 09, 2020
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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 2:08pm On Jul 09, 2020
maynattion:

Do not in your life, I mean in your entire existence refer to my man that way again. Do no even dream of it. Okay?
Omo mehn. shocked shocked
Sorry o Maynation. smiley
It won't happen again.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by maynattion(f): 2:14pm On Jul 09, 2020
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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 2:16pm On Jul 09, 2020
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by maynattion(f): 2:23pm On Jul 09, 2020
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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 2:28pm On Jul 09, 2020
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by maynattion(f): 2:32pm On Jul 09, 2020
MZrapper:

I have one old abandoned Dell too tho, I don't do anything else apart from watching movies with it even to the new Asus. Isn't Lion a made in Nigeria laptop?
I used to think that was all, but when necessity beckoned, I knew the use. Yeah Lion is Naija made. Didn't expect you to know it tho.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 2:37pm On Jul 09, 2020
maynattion:

I used to think that was all, but when necessity beckoned, I knew the use. Yeah Lion is Naija made. Didn't expect you to know it tho.
I was with some Nigerians and other africans one time and they were arguing about technological advancements. The igbo guy made mention of that laptop, got to know about it from there.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by maynattion(f): 2:37pm On Jul 09, 2020
MZrapper:

I was with some Nigerians and other africans one time and they were arguing about technological advancements. The igbo guy made mention of that laptop, got to know about it from there.
Ohhhhkay.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 2:39pm On Jul 09, 2020
maynattion:

Ohhhhkay.
Have you ever been outside Nigeria?
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by maynattion(f): 2:40pm On Jul 09, 2020
MZrapper:

Have you ever been outside Nigeria?
Walahi I'm tired. cry cry
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 2:41pm On Jul 09, 2020
maynattion:

Walahi I'm tired. cry cry
Lol. Oya go and rest my baby. grin

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by emmyloski125(m): 5:18pm On Jul 09, 2020
maynation:
Collegenews


Food is ready.
Wow! Nice scores.....Where do you guys play? I stay in Lagos
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by emmyloski125(m): 5:25pm On Jul 09, 2020
maynation:
Good morning Collegenews!!
Firstly, Yaweh knows I admire your analysis alot,.you interpretation of the results and how you are able to pay attention to every change in the result. That's amazing.

Secondly, the A.B guy is a professional player. In fact he coaches in one of these higher institutions in Lagos state and he is very good with tiles and words. He was actually invited to play with me and I'm happy I flogged him three times. tongue
He is the best I have played here so far minus Bobo.
About turns.
Truth is, I hardly lose turns while playing because to me every point counts even as small as 2 points and also because I will never play bad words which means I have nothing to lose. The turn I lost there was because I arranged ATHEIST as ATHIEST and my opponent noticed it, I played them correctly after anyways and it fetched me 85 points.
About my winning strategy, how my opponents always lose turns and my consistency with bingos. They are all connected.
Thing is, it's very hard for someone who has not mastered my games to just come and beat me. That's why it's very easy for Liru to beat me stresslessly and others can't. I told you he taught me right? And we play the same pattern of game.
Scrabble has over 279k words and there is no way you can know all the words. What we do is, instead of trying to learn every word, we have decided to pay attention to unusual words.
While you are playing come we play cwm, when you play AUNTY.we'll be playing KAPH, KHAF, WAQH,, when you play ICE we will play ICK or ICH, the kind of words you will always doubt. Little surprise A.B fell for it six times in one game and most people tend to always fall for it. Same thing with bingos too, while I could easily write GENESIS OR SEEINGS, I chose to write SIGNEES, TEGMINA instead of TEAMING, NILGAIS instead of SAILING TSIGANE in the stead of SEATING. (Most of which could be seen in that result). It's very hard for an opponent to just sit back and watch you get free 50 points from some wrong-looking words. People always challenge these words. And one thing about this pattern of game is that, even if my opponent decided not to challenge these words, the game will end up locked. Since the words are strange, you find it very hard to come up with words that can be added to them.

The bingos.
To be sincere they aren't just luck with tiles. Of course sometimes it happens, some tiles could just show up on your rack unexpectedly, it happened twice yesterday while playing. SWANKE, I knew if I got an 'I' I would form SWANKIE, if I got a 'R' I will get WANKERS, and if 'E' had come, it would be WEAKENS, those tiles were sweet and sexy already, just the right letter would birth a bingo. I played SWANKIE laz laz.
Same thing with AGONIM I could form ROAMING, FOAMING, LOAMING, ANGIOMA depending on the tile to come, I ended up with 'S' and I played AGONISM. Now those were tiles that can be linked to luck somehow. But there are some words that I arrange from the scratch, words with INGS.
80% of my bingos end with INGS or ING while some times ERS or IER. I will always displace the odd tiles and reserve the needed ones. Once I get INGS I can easily insert any random three words and get a bingo, try this out.
With INGS, no baga, I repeat, NO PLAYER can stop that bingo from being played. Mind you, you know it's Scrabble and the next tile is unpredictable, once I try my luck 3 times Max and no useful tile shows up then I am onto the next one. I can only risk more turns only and only if I'm winning with a wide margin already.

Sorry if it's too wordy, it's all for Scrabble.
I hope this helps.
Same thing with me too....INGS and IER do not elude me when crafting my bingoes....Same thing with OUT-, UN-, and MIS-
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Egoat(m): 5:28pm On Jul 09, 2020
emmyloski125:
Same thing with me too....INGS and IER do not elude me when crafting my bingoes....Same thing with OUT-, UN-, and MIS-

can you upload any of your games? the result or the board?
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by emmyloski125(m): 5:35pm On Jul 09, 2020
Egoat:


can you upload any of your games? the result or the board?
Later at night bro, I'm currently not at home, when I'm home, I'll snap and send.....Anticipate!

Meanwhile, do you reside in Lagos? i need a sparring partner
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Egoat(m): 5:37pm On Jul 09, 2020
emmyloski125:
Later at night bro, I'm currently not at home, when I'm home, I'll snap and send.....Anticipate!

Meanwhile, do you reside in Lagos? i need a sparring partner
I RESIDE IN LAGOS BUT VERY FAR FROM YOUR PLACE. APAPA/AJEGUNLE IS WAY TOO FROM MY REACH.
PLEASE DON'T FORGET TO SHARE, COLLEGE NEWS IS IN LAGOS TOO, I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE STAYS.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by emmyloski125(m): 5:40pm On Jul 09, 2020
Egoat:

I RESIDE IN LAGOS BUT VERY FAR FROM YOUR PLACE. APAPA/AJEGUNLE IS WAY TOO FROM MY REACH.
PLEASE DON'T FORGET TO SHARE, COLLEGE NEWS IS IN LAGOS TOO, I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE STAYS.
Ohh.....Okay, do you play online scrabble?

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