noble71:

Mine was at Unizik, Engr. Okeke of Faculty of Engineering gave me heavy knock for no good reason. I ended up forgetting writing my Reg number that day.


Meanwhile BUY/SELL your Ethereum with us....

that fluid mechanics coordinator.. one heck of a guy.

Salako01:
Mine was a test. I was the Grand Master of impersonation in that department. I mean I impersonate even females. I never got caught, never. You see that thing called love, if unchecked can make a full grown man act a fool....Back to my story. I had a GF who was also in my department and she had to travel home for an emergency. So, who is better qualified to handle her test than me. So I was scheduled to write for two: mine and hers. I started with hers and something happened. Ordinary test o, I was shaking, so anxious to deliver the job so I impress her that I did it, I never finished, I was caught and I only wrote my reg number and name on my own paper and almost finished hers......i was so shaky that the invigilator just knew something awful was up with that chap. My people, na so test take finish for me, many that knew my exploit in the area of impersonation didn't believe I was the one, that thing damage my image eh. I couldn't get more exam gigs after that.... But gradually,I regained that. In fact I went to same school to write exam for someone after we left NYSC camp. You know the two weeks break they give after camp na. The man was just looking at me like "don't I know you from somewhere". Finished up and left. Love na bad thing in such position, u fit dey useless to urself and ur partner all in the bid to impress

So how's that love going on now?

Spontaneous007:
If I tell you my own you no go believe....

Well

It all happened when I wanted to write my first semester exam (first year).
It was MEC102 (technical drawing)...

Even during normal lectures, i didn't have the slightest knowledge of technical drawing because I never did it in school. I was not concerned about learning it because I hated drawing so much. Infact, the last time I drew was in pry 2 when we use to draw mango, apple and basket.

The basic tech I managed to do sef in jss2 ... It was makana makana (mark an arc) we we're just hearing from the man's mouth.

.. fast forward to the exam period Sha...

I had all the instrument for drawing ready but nothing was on my head.
As the invigilator started sharing drawing sheets, the shit in my anus started drawing closer. It was as if I was given a DEATH note.
Then he started sharing question paper. Omo come and see question. I doubt if seasoned architects can answer the question we were told to answer.

Well as a sharp guy Sha.. I couldn't leave my drawing sheets blank so I started drawing...


Omo.. come and see drawing.. I never knew I had the talent to draw rubbish..

I was just drawing different lines that has not been discovered in technical drawing. I was happy with the rubbish I was drawing until the lecturer who was taking the course entered and looked at my drawing.. he laughed and shouted at me saying; " your calling is not engineering, you should go and start selling Coco and akara"

... Everyone in the hall bursted in laughter.. even the girl behind me that I was forming efiwe for laughed so hard... When I couldn't take it.. I submitted my rubbish and went out of the hall.

On tthe day the result cam out.. I came out with flying colors of failure �

All the bold parts are very funny.
U funny gan
I don laugh tire

CsRockefeller:
Was a science student, average at best.

Despite this, I had my favourites like Economics, Agriculture, Geography and computer studies.

As WAEC approached, I perfected my cheating skills with school exams. I would tear out parts of solved questions of past questions.

During WAEC, I cheated in Physics, and Chemistry. Someone, I convinced myself to do same in Agriculture science which I knew very well.

This time, I didn't just tear out parts, I took a whole textbook in. As the exam began, I drew it out carefully and was beginning to match questions with answers.

I sat at the back exposing me to the entrance of the hall but somehow I forgot to pay attention to one of the invigilator, suddenly I heard to big sound at the back of my head which was followed by series of slaps as he drew the textbook out. I felt so bad. He then went on to minute on my examination sheet telling me my result was going to be withheld.

That paper was probably my final paper so I felt so bad, I didn't tell any family member of mine and resolved not to expect that paper when the result finally came out.

To my surprise, it came out and I had a B2.

That incident changed my life forever. Since then, I haven't gone into an exam hall without adequate preparation and never entertained the idea to cheat.

If I could make a B2 with my effort, why cheat? I asked myself. My belief in my abilities rose astronomically since then.

Smiles. Cool tho.

It was during MTH 101.... That exam paper embarrassed me a lot people that do use me as backup just dey look me like.... Wetin happen.... I was shocked to some of the questions.... Up till today how i passed that paper still amaze me.. Cos i was certain i was going to rerun it..

The second was the day i forgot my school fees receipt at home....

So we were writing a paper when a phone started ringing. It rang and rang and rang and rang. The lecturer kept asking for the owner buh no one responded...

I was jejely writing as I do not like to be disturbed or distracted so I didn't pay much attention. Some of my colleagues were at the next hall so someone suggested that maybe the owner of the phone left the phone in our hall and was writing in the next hall. The lecturer took the bag to the next hall to announce buh no one claimed the bag or the phone ringing in it...

The lecturer returned to our hall and that was when I saw that the bag he was holding was mine Yepaaa!!! Who left phone in my bag ooo!! I asked. I was so confused, surprised and was super sure that the tone ringing wasn't my ringtone. The man brought out the phone and it was mine, that was when I knew my village pipu had finished me.

I started apologizing o, tried explaining to the lecturer that I had no idea it was my phone cause that wasn't my ringtone. How did my ringtone change from Beyonce's 'Halo' to one werey beat??

The lecturer was so mad, he thought I was playing games with him. He màde me fill an exam malpractice form and seized my phone had to go beg him later in his office


That experience wasn't funny at all. I later realized that somehow my ringtone changed to it's default so...

Estellie:


So we were writing a paper when a phone started ringing. It rang and rang and rang and rang. The lecturer kept asking for the owner buh no one responded...

I was jejely writing as I do not like to be disturbed or distracted so I didn't pay much attention. Some of my colleagues were at the next hall so someone suggested that maybe the owner of the phone left the phone in our hall and was writing in the next hall. The lecturer took the bag to the next hall to announce buh no one claimed the bag or the phone ringing in it...

The lecturer returned to our hall and that was when I saw that the bag he was holding was mine Yepaaa!!! Who left phone in my bag ooo!! I asked. I was so confused, surprised and was super sure that the tone ringing wasn't my ringtone. The man brought out the phone and it was mine, that was when I knew my village pipu had finished me.

I started apologizing o, tried explaining to the lecturer that I had no idea it was my phone cause that wasn't my ringtone. How did my ringtone change from Beyonce's 'Halo' to one werey beat??

The lecturer was so mad, he thought I was playing games with him. He màde me fill an exam malpractice form and seized my phone had to go beg him later in his office


That experience wasn't funny at all. I later realized that somehow my ringtone changed to it's default so...

This issue do happen in my exam hall then too it usually funny

Hmmmmm! mine was the day i had management accounting exam at 8:00 am but thought it was 12:00 pm. omo!!
Thanks to my korikosun friend who discovered i wasn't on queue for verification into the exam hall and quickly put a call through.
EWOOOOO!!! rushed out quickly took a bike to the main junction to get a cab to school, Unilorin that year.
Village people wan use the cab man as he was trying to get more passengers,Ha!!! naso i tell am guy i go pay full load just hurry.
For those who can relate Accounting dept is far from the school's bus stop, chartered another keke!
For 30mins i no even know where i dey after i sidown for the exam hall,Brain first empty, management accounting for that matter.
With prayers, I started to remember 1+1=2 then other formats and formulas. Thanked God after the exam i sha collect D jeje

My second one was in my final year, d last paper to write in school. We were given 2 weeks to read Engineering Law, so we had enough time. But the truth is that giving enough time do dull d Morale of most students like me.
As I entered hall sit down, na him I forget everything way I don read. It was so embarrassing that I couldn't write a line of all I've read for 2 weeks, I dey dey reason say my VP don show up for my last paper. Na extra year I be dey look for front so. na him Task force enter our hall begin dey check school fees receipts. The way I take jump from my sit to my guys sit I no know.
The most amazed thing there is that my guy never read more one line for me, way everything way I forget come back. I had to tell my guy to stop, say I don remember everything. Got a B in that course nd my guy way help me na C him get.

Salako01:
Mine was a test. I was the Grand Master of impersonation in that department. I mean I impersonate even females. I never got caught, never. You see that thing called love, if unchecked can make a full grown man act a fool....Back to my story. I had a GF who was also in my department and she had to travel home for an emergency. So, who is better qualified to handle her test than me. So I was scheduled to write for two: mine and hers. I started with hers and something happened. Ordinary test o, I was shaking, so anxious to deliver the job so I impress her that I did it, I never finished, I was caught and I only wrote my reg number and name on my own paper and almost finished hers......i was so shaky that the invigilator just knew something awful was up with that chap. My people, na so test take finish for me, many that knew my exploit in the area of impersonation didn't believe I was the one, that thing damage my image eh. I couldn't get more exam gigs after that.... But gradually,I regained that. In fact I went to same school to write exam for someone after we left NYSC camp. You know the two weeks break they give after camp na. The man was just looking at me like "don't I know you from somewhere". Finished up and left. Love na bad thing in such position, u fit dey useless to urself and ur partner all in the bid to impress

Salako, I fear who no fear u.
Which school sef, or better still which state

okada drop me here...... bar man gimme one cold bia

alfaHaywhy:
With peer pressure I carried egungun enter Agric exam. So it was going smoothly till I was to discard the stuff. I made sure no one was around, fortunately for me i was sitting close to the window.

Action time; I rolled the paper into a small ball and swiftly I threw it, boink!!!! The paper hit the window pane and bounce off to another candidate booklet the mumu girl gave me a weird look Picked it up, opened it and started writing the stuff down.

Unlucky her, I stood up to submit naso them catch her. But she didn't rat me out whew I Don dey plan what I'll tell my mama for house

This would be the first time I would share this thing, as unbelievable as it is, it is actually true.
In my 300 level second semester I was on a hot sit writing organic chemistry exams, that I took about 15minutes before I even started writing something meaningful, I had written and canceled, the whole class was as silent as a grave yard everyone was trying to get things together, about an hour into the exams I just felt a pressing and my body began to vibrate...... What on earth could be happening? Is it that my body mistook my attention for sleep? Or the exam was so hard that I would pee on my body So I thought to my self, I reached out for my trouser only to find out I had ejaculated,
Till today I still can't place it...... It was very embarrassing, I fused and quickly ran out

Spontaneous007:
If I tell you my own you no go believe....

Well

It all happened when I wanted to write my first semester exam (first year).
It was MEC102 (technical drawing)...

Even during normal lectures, i didn't have the slightest knowledge of technical drawing because I never did it in school. I was not concerned about learning it because I hated drawing so much. Infact, the last time I drew was in pry 2 when we use to draw mango, apple and basket.

The basic tech I managed to do sef in jss2 ... It was makana makana (mark an arc) we we're just hearing from the man's mouth.

.. fast forward to the exam period Sha...

I had all the instrument for drawing ready but nothing was on my head.
As the invigilator started sharing drawing sheets, the shit in my anus started drawing closer. It was as if I was given a DEATH note.
Then he started sharing question paper. Omo come and see question. I doubt if seasoned architects can answer the question we were told to answer.

Well as a sharp guy Sha.. I couldn't leave my drawing sheets blank so I started drawing...


Omo.. come and see drawing.. I never knew I had the talent to draw rubbish..
I was just drawing different lines that has not been discovered in technical drawing. I was happy with the rubbish I was drawing until the lecturer who was taking the course entered and looked at my drawing.. he laughed and shouted at me saying; " your calling is not engineering, you should go and start selling Coco and akara"... Everyone in the hall bursted in laughter.. even the girl behind me that I was forming efiwe for laughed so hard... When I couldn't take it.. I submitted my rubbish and went out of the hall. On tthe day the result cam out.. I came out with flying colors of failure �

Lol, Elect/Elect ba??

Technical drawing is very very easy bro, I wouldn't count it as one of my tedious papers wen I was in school

Chai

Drsnives:


that fluid mechanics coordinator.. one heck of a guy.

my brother Engr. Okeke show me pepper.

It was engineering mathematics 212.
And I'm the type of guy that likes to take much water, and of course, urinate a lot.
So I went into the exam after gulping.
It was a 3hours exams, 7 questions to answer 5.
It started quite well, until 1:30 mins, I started sweating profusely, my bladder was full, I asked the invigilator to excuse me, but then, 'Udo Ekpo' was the wicked one.
In his voice, "Go and sit down my friend"
So I walked stylishly back to my sit.
The sweating was too much, almost like the fan wasn't doing its job.
Tried to finish the questions but I skipped one that I'll solve it last because it's lengthy, 2nd order DE ( YPI, YCF)...


I can bet that I heard a droplet of pee in my trouser, I couldn't take it anymore, my brain told me you've finished everything thing, go and empty yourself, with that, I was the first to submit as they hailed me...
I ran to the bathroom and had a long pee that lasted up to 2 minutes.
That was my last exams for the day but I waited for them to finish, surprisingly, Udo Ekpo gave them extra 30mins.. So when they were through, I and friends started recounting the exams, from the talks, it hit me that I skipped a 10 mark question. chills ran through my spine. I went silent and went home, I couldn't read well sef for the next exams...


Results came out, I got a B.
When I'd thought it would be C.
chai see joy!

alfaHaywhy:
With peer pressure I carried egungun enter Agric exam. So it was going smoothly till I was to discard the stuff. I made sure no one was around, fortunately for me i was sitting close to the window.

Action time; I rolled the paper into a small ball and swiftly I threw it, boink!!!! The paper hit the window pane and bounce off to another candidate booklet the mumu girl gave me a weird look Picked it up, opened it and started writing the stuff down.

Unlucky her, I stood up to submit naso them catch her. But she didn't rat me out whew I Don dey plan what I'll tell my mama for house

I remembered 2013 Jamb exam conducted by Professor Dibu Ojerinde. I just finished secondary school and I was full of hopes that I will smash Jamb. My parents even ensured I attended tutorial that cost me 100naira per day. Unfortunately when I got to the exam venue that year because I opted for paper pencil option. On getting to the school I was to write my exam, we were searched throughly. I was directed to the class where I will write my exam. About ten minutes to the start of the exam one of the teachers teaching in that school came in with a carton full of mobile phones with seat numbers on them. He sharperly distributed it to the owners. Immediately I knew life no balance. Na so I just decide say I no fit use my brain sef write say definitely manna go fall for the class. One beautiful Alhaja sat beside me, na so I just they sight her on a low-key. The question paper and answer sheet was distributed and as a sharp guy I filled the necessary sections. Alhaja just tap me say wetin be my combo, I tell am. Fortunately we dey do d same combo. Omo I happy die cos she sef come with chukuli (Expo). The exam took us just 10 minutes in my hall all of us finish am in record time o. Unfortunately na that year DIBU OJERINDE go use his name do Type Combination. I don reach outside when I discovered say I don enter gbege. Result came out and I scored 100, oboi I swear for alhaja o. Na that year DIBU be the jamb type. I just tell my parents say Dem no release my result. Till now I no fit forget that shit. That singular and foolish act cos me a year.

Tobechuckwu:
My second one was in my final year, d last paper to write in school. We were given 2 weeks to read Engineering Law, so we had enough time. But the truth is that giving enough time do dull d Morale of most students like me.
As I entered hall sit down, na him I forget everything way I don read. It was so embarrassing that I couldn't write a line of all I've read for 2 weeks, I dey dey reason say my VP don show up for my last paper. Na extra year I be dey look for front so. na him Task force enter our hall begin dey check school fees receipts. The way I take jump from my sit to my guys sit I no know.
The most amazed thing there is that my guy never read more one line for me, way everything way I forget come back. I had to tell my guy to stop, say I don remember everything. Got a B in that course nd my guy way help me na C him get.

dah thing dey happen..Na just one hint you need everything wey u read go come back

Ifakoya:
[s][/s]

I dey with u jare, nah rubbish the guy dey talk

The saying that one's first year in school is a year of ignorance and naviety couldn't be more truer in my case. However, my experience wasn't embarrassing but it was very fearful and foolish. After making elaborate preparation, I was ready to write GST 101, "Use of English Language" in 2008.

Having finished writing, I walked out of the hall with joy even when I had failed to submit my answer booklet. On reaching a spot where my classmates had already gathered to share their experiences about the exam, I was alerted, to my utter discomfort, that I was clutching my answer booklet. In a fit trepidation, I dashed into the hall, panting and panicking, facing a horde of disinterested lecturers. The group young lecturers whom I had told my story couldn't believe it and asked me to kindly return to wherever I was coming from. All pleas to consider my plight since I was among the first set of students to submit fell on deaf ears.

I stood there, crying and pleading, unaware of the glare and taunts of a large group of students. All this while an old professor who was in charge of the exam was sitting and taking note of the drama in which I was the protagonist. When it was obvious to her that the lecturers won't accept my script, she intervened and demanded that I brought my answer booklet to her. After careful perusal of my script, she ordered that the script should be collected since I am a year one student and that she believed I was just stupid and naive. No lecturer raised a voice of dissent, the script was added among those that had been submitted. I later got to know that the was the dean of the faculty, and remained thankful to her for making me not lose an "A" score.

During my last paper in d hall, the tension was so much that I could not remember the spelling of "Is". It's a moment I won't forget in a hurry o.

noble71:
my brother Engr. Okeke show me pepper.

with that I'm head weh fold for back.. I cried for my fluid mechanics. me see fire for im hand. thank God say he finally give me E

After writing my physics exam, was going to submit , all of a sudden two guys started dragging my cloth that i shouldn't submit. The invigilator saw what was going on and walked to us and collected my answer booklet, including the two guys and said we are doing exam malpractice.



I was like, what have I done to deserve this. I tried explaining, but he didn't wanna hear. Even the second invigilator was telling them that i was innocent and it was the other two guys were dragging me, still he was forming supreme.


My fellow sets writing the exam were very angry by his actions. I laid curse on him and left the hall. The two guys came out from the hall, knelt down at the front door and was begging me, I forgave them.

Result came out and I was winnowed . I spoke with my course adviser and he said I should just re-write the course over which i did and made a "B"

I still graduated with my set, served and made a good live till date.


It is good to just express your innocence once and let God do the remaining.

Hail uniben
In my department that year I dey impersonate anybody no be lie, I remember impersonating and going blank....i just sat there with the question and answer booklet laughing at the persons failure
when result came out gbam B while mine I thought I killed, murdered,annihilated,destroyed, D
This life no balance
People I wrote exams for graduated well while I came out with nada....Uniben should expect me again just to prove I am not a joke

Samysearch:
Nna, the thing wey I wan yarn don pass 18 years o!. Precisely May June WAEC of 2002. As a book worm then, examination was the easiest obstacle I can navigate. I was a brilliant kid with high mathematical abilities. The day for mathematics came and my colleagues knew it will be like a child's play to me. Ndidi and Tunde sat just behind me and were hoping for crumbs (help). But I be this kind person wey hate examination malpractice. Ndidi on her own part was not sound. Seeing me right in front of her gave her some strength. Before the commencement of the examination, she looked at me and begged to copy from me. That I am free to romance her laps in the hall. She pulled her skirt up a little and urged me to have fun so that I can supply her expo.

I declined. I couldn't just do that. Tunde lamented why he wasn't that sound. He thought he could have a free time touching those laps. Exams commenced and I was just busy doing trying to solve as many questions as possible cuz I wanted to score A1 in mathematics. My brother as I full my answer sheet, I say make I go collect extra from invigilator. I left the already filled booklet on my desk and headed to the examiner.

I returned and found an empty seat! Wetin happen? Ndidi don kidnap my booklet. I asked her to give it back but they was like " You no wan show me ba, if you draggam, we go just tearam hear." Nna, na me come they beg ooo. Finally, she agreed to give me on the condition that I will spread the booklet for her. I obliged and received my booklet & then stamped my authority. She resorted to begging again. The embarrassment was, I don't talk in exams but I had to beg her to free my booklet. It was crazy.

That's not the point. You didn't help her right? Secondly, you both must have had an intimate sth before she could tell you that shit. I may be wrong.

banana99:
Hmmmmm! mine was the day i had management accounting exam at 8:00 am but thought it was 12:00 pm. omo!!
Thanks to my korikosun friend who discovered i wasn't on queue for verification into the exam hall and quickly put a call through.
EWOOOOO!!! rushed out quickly took a bike to the main junction to get a cab to school, Unilorin that year.
Village people wan use the cab man as he was trying to get more passengers,Ha!!! naso i tell am guy i go pay full load just hurry.
For those who can relate Accounting dept is far from the school's bus stop, chartered another keke!
For 30mins i no even know where i dey after i sidown for the exam hall,Brain first empty, management accounting for that matter.
With prayers, I started to remember 1+1=2 then other formats and formulas. Thanked God after the exam i sha collect D jeje

Ahhhahahahaha, guy u no well, serious u re not serious

Lamanii22:



you've got lots of experiences eehn... And you typed it so perfectly....



Experience number 2 is extremely funny... on top 150naira fish

Smiles smiles.

noble71:

Mine was at Unizik, Engr. Okeke of Faculty of Engineering gave me heavy knock for no good reason. I ended up forgetting writing my Reg number that day.


Meanwhile BUY/SELL your Ethereum with us....

Okeke chemical engineering?

Embarrassing is too small for it cos I thought I was dead.
This particular day I came to school late, we were having maths and the maths lecturer was already in the class o na so I say make I sidon outside with some departmental course mates because the man no go allow us enter inside.
Before I know wetin dey happen naim this man site us come say make we enter class , na that time I know say my own don finish . He started asking questions and he got to my turn he asked me to find LCM of 12 na so I begin they write rubbish for board and he said this primary school work his little daughter of 6 years can do me that am in 200l can't even make attempt I was so dumbfounded looking like Zuba sheep