Tawis06:
The day Chelsea won champion legaue.

That night ehhh, the way I screamed, I've never screamed that way since.... Felt like jumping into the TV and hug all the players... #KTBFFH

The day I had my first child. A son to be precise.

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright

Na the day when i collect my first cash....six million!
Before that day..my cousin informed me say them kill the aza...
I was surprised when he call me again say the money scale through abi na sail through before them burst the aza....
O boy see joy

You kill Azadus collect N6M, abi?

Waiting for that day to come.

Amotekun777:


Olofo LIAR!!!

Sorry, you haven't tasted wealth... Poverty has dealt with ya too much

The day my CANADA PR was approved

fatymore:
The only good news now is when I start receiving orders for this new week.

Eshanu Aje, enugbe

Do you sell condoms

This one wey u dey sell everything...
Sell room
Sell bed
Sell foam
Sell bedsheets

Hehe
Na condoms remain o under this lock-down corona tins

Based on the 16yrs old girl wey I fvck this afternoon condom broke!
We need quality condoms o abeg

zeroq911:

Do you sell condoms

This one wey u Don sell everything...
Sell room
Sell bed
Sell foam
Sell bedsheets

Hehe
Na condoms remain o under this lock-down corona tins

I can package one for you as a free gift now...ehnnn

kurajordan:
When I got my Visa to leave Nigeria

Go Ghana? Congrats!

Applied for U.K. spousal visa on 8th October 2012 being a Monday and on Wednesday I got an SMS that my passport is ready for collection. Early morning I don reach Lobito crescent Wuse 2 VFS office. Omo as I open my passport and see my entry visa I almost fainted. Food no gree me all that day, na Friday I later chop. Similar experience when I naturalised as British citizen. Forget good news is sweet.

When I saw my name in Unilag admission list. I was about eating Efo and Amala . I lost my appetite immediately.

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright

Na the day when i collect my first cash....six million!
Before that day..my cousin informed me say them kill the aza...
I was surprised when he call me again say the money scale through abi na sail through before them burst the aza....
O boy see joy....I nor fit eat anything that day...I nor fit sleep
Early morning...i run go meet my cousin..

Lol, reading your comments often make me smile.

Bloghomies:
When I made my first one million naira. That was 3 years ago though.

Hmm interesting... Strangely enough when I got my first one million naira few years back I wasn't so hyped tho......

Vyzz:
Konji was disturbing me for weeks....







Then one day as I was eating.... Babe wey I been talk to some days past call me for phone talk say she wan come my house.....



Instantly I dropped the food.... And started arranging my room and myself for the work ahead

yyba:
the day GEJ and PEJ were sent out of Presidential villa by majority of Nigerians

by people like you facing it now. That is my worst.

That corona virus vaccine is coming to Nigeria.

The day I made my SSCE, English and Maths has really dealt with me but las las I scale through

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright

Na the day when i collect my first cash....six million!
Before that day..my cousin informed me say them kill the aza...
I was surprised when he call me again say the money scale through abi na sail through before them burst the aza....
O boy see joy....I nor fit eat anything that day...I nor fit sleep
Early morning...i run go meet my cousin..
O boy... We remove one ride Voltron( car)...that was my first ride
Buy three land... The remaining one na enough bottles and weed plus hotel booking and lodging.... constant pussy

Damnnn nigga isaa Yahoo messenger

The day I will finally leave Nigerian to my dream country, I will come back here and give thanks to my God.

anytime my ex then girlfriend tells me she is coming over....I don't understand the feeling...maybe it's because my indoor and introvertion.

Good day everyone, pls guys my laptop crashed recently, the screen got white,even connected it to a TV so I can manage it like that to avoid stress but it's not helping as the laptop is tired of life,the ba3 is even bad, tried repairing but Its gonna cost a lot. Lost all my data's, files, project works, some files that aren't even mine. I'm a student who earns little by doing menial work. Now that there's lock down, it's hard coping. And I need a laptop to continue learning Web design and graphics design just to make ends meet. Pls, I've only been able to gather 30k just from my personal money, families would have helped but they passing through challenges far weighted than mine. Pls everyone, ntn is small. My only skill is playing the piano,I'm hard working but thing's are really down. Just help me pls, I'm soliciting for help.. God bless

fatymore:




I can package one for you as a free gift now...ehnnn

Let me see your real pic first... And verify with Facebook/Instagram


Mek e nor be say na homo seun I dey chat with o abeg lol

seun = crownedrookie = bunnae = Aududunine11 = moreb2cum == homo!!

EVILFOREST:

Same with me.
The Day I got my VISA to Leave HELL.
Congratulations, Bro.

Hellfire better pass Nigeria. At least Light they for Hellfire

Mine was the day I got my first job in 2019, after nysc since 2016.
It was so emotional and unbelievable to me that I finally got a job after 3 years, as a project management consultant.
I couldn't eat all through the night.
Unfortunately i lost the job because of the pandemic...

Godsonjolly:
Good day everyone, pls guys my laptop crashed recently, the screen got white,even connected it to a TV so I can manage it like that to avoid stress but it's not helping as the laptop is tired of life,the ba3 is even bad, tried repairing but Its gonna cost a lot. Lost all my data's, files, project works, some files that aren't even mine. I'm a student who earns little by doing menial work. Now that there's lock down, it's hard coping. And I need a laptop to continue learning Web design and graphics design just to make ends meet. Pls, I've only been able to gather 30k just from my personal money, families would have helped but they passing through challenges far weighted than mine. Pls everyone, ntn is small. My only skill is playing the piano,I'm hard working but thing's are really down. Just help me pls, I'm soliciting for help.. God bless

God punish your real father and your entire generation..

Ole

yyba:
the day GEJ and PEJ were sent out of Presidential villa by majority of Nigerians

Chai

When Chelsea won champions league

When I got job

When i finish my Msc program at Unilorin.. those statistics lecturer want to kill me...

douglasposh:
Mine was the day I got my first job in 2019, after nysc since 2016.
It was so emotional and unbelievable to me that I finally got a job after 3 years, as a project management consultant.
I couldn't eat all through the night.
Unfortunately i lost the job because of the pandemic...

Inspirational

Congratulations

SmartPolician:
I couldn't sleep the day I got a deal of 350k per month coming from a salary of 70k

I will never forget that day!

X5... God that did it for you will do it for me too

Romanoff:
One time I our rent was due, I had more than half of it but just needed some to balance it up. After asking someone for help, the person kept telling me to call him back until the deadline, I kept calling, he didn't pick up, i sent text, he didn't reply, I sent WhatsApp messages, he'd read and not respond.

Me, my mum and my sisters joined our hands and prayed for divine intervention. Not up to a week, we were having dinner, my mum's church welfare department sent her money that was even more than the amount we were looking for. See ehn, na so all of us go keep food begin sing praises o. I will never forget that day.

love this. #thatfeeling. Praise won't depart from your mouth.

Amotekun777:


Go Ghana? Congrats!

You nor need Visa to go GH na bros