No 18 tho... I always have the phone number to call before coming

seanwilliam:
u no be better person o, person barb u for free u still dey complain .. if na me, I go carve Abija for you

My brother, something dey purge. As it stands, I can't submit my head for that guy to Barb even if am on sick bed.....

I can relate with almost all of them.


But what annoys me the most are the talkatives. Most barbers talk too much, they engage you with irrelevant discussions and if you don't flow with them they will conclude that you got pride......I don't talk too much so I just flow with them for few minutes and ignore till they finish cutting my hair.

Angelinastto:
Nice one
What about hairdresser nao?

u can create that thread for us. U people can relate better

mrkings84:
So during the lock down period, i opted to be barbed at home by my neighbor who is a barber but his shop is far away from our residence so I haven't gotten the opportunity to patronize him B4.

Men, after that encounter, I was sick for few days. This guy's clippers gave me several little injuries, he even injured me on my eye lids. He cleared all my eyebrows completely and I was looking like a baby vulture with no hairs.


It was a free cut but I regretted it. I was wondering if that's what he goes out every 7am and come back 10pm to do....


Pls help me fix him in the number that best suit him!!!!!

This is so damn funny....na free cut bro, so what do you expect

I Don laugh tire.

E get one barber na so he go de go back and front lik d world best.

After every every na zero

OLDESTWARRIBOY:
Is this suppose to be funny?? Cuz I ain't laughing. This is very dry.

leave the thread come back tomorrow. u will laugh

backnbeta:
Funny...I'm female but because of my boys, i can relate with some of them

One 'fancy' barber made my son wear hood everywhere for over one week

So you've been on Nairaland for 13 years. . Meaning you were already a member before some people here were born?? That's incredible!

Mkayfrenzy:


This is so damn funny....na free cut bro, so what do you expect

I don't think so. Seems that guy doesn't know anything. You need to see how long it took him to Barb me the rubbish

I can relate to almost all here

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illicit:
The one that is a graduate nko

He always speak grammar

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illicit:
The one that is a graduate nko

He always speak grammar

illicit:
The one that is a graduate nko

He always speak grammar

youngking22:
The problem I always have with barbers is the carving, every time wound all over my chin. too barb self Don tire me.

Change barbers or style. Before you they disfigure you permanently.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IukAAiwzAY

very funny

sarmamotors:
Op u forgot to mention the ones that will relax their waist on u. then their prick keep resting on ur arm. No so I brush one that day..

Maybe the barber is an homosexual

mrkings84:
So during the lock down period, i opted to be barbed at home by my neighbor who is a barber but his shop is far away from our residence so I haven't gotten the opportunity to patronize him B4.

Men, after that encounter, I was sick for few days. This guy's clippers gave me several little injuries, he even injured me on my eye lids. He cleared all my eyebrows completely and I was looking like a baby vulture with no hairs.


It was a free cut but I regretted it. I was wondering if that's what he goes out every 7am and come back 10pm to do....


Pls help me fix him in the number that best suit him!!!!!

I can't stop laughing. Freebies hardly turn out good. You will spend more money treating yourself than you would have spent on a nice haircut.

No 18.. That’s my Barber. I and my Son Don’t need to tell him what to do..
I will Just go there with my Clipper, brush and cloth..
The rest is his business..

merieam16:
cant really relate buh quite hilarious

U are not a guy, so u can't relate

Lol....That number 11.....Na so I take barb my hair for #500 as opposed to the normal #250-300 one day.....Wetin pain me be say my crush follow her brother come barb hair for there too....As a sharp guy, I pay #500, the way I take look the cashier for side as I dey leave ehh, she sef no say I no get joy.

Onyenna:


Number 8 is my neighbour.... If you dare go there to barb, he'll ask for advance so he can go and buy fuel.... I don run.....

I later found my number 18, if he ain't around i don't barb... I just go there, sit down and relax.. He'll just give me an amazing haircut...He just knows exactly what to barb without telling him... The place can be crowded sometimes though....

Good barbers always have crowd

The ones that never maintain their clipper..
I had a bitter experience with one baber using blunt clipper
On my hair..
I can never forget that faithful day, as i reach house i go deep my head inside water

OLDESTWARRIBOY:
Is this suppose to be funny?? Cuz I ain't laughing. This is very dry.

your laughometre battery is almost dead.

How about the ones with only one clipper but about 10 extensions that always attract neighbors to come and charge phones...

When you get to the shop, you will be like "who is the last person"

And you will be surprised its your turn

Bluearrow:
U are not a guy, so u can't relate

bro, no b fight naw. lolz

Lol. Many men's and even ladies' funny experiences with barbers.

On a serious note though, be careful where you go to barb your hair.

Be observant. If the barber doesn't sterilize don't barb.

If the barber is easily distracted don't barb. The risk of injury is very high with such barbers.

Always complain if there's something you're not comfortable with.

Also note that good barbers always have crowd.

A Good barber would not waste time talking because he has other customers waiting.

Good barbers have good Clippers

Good barbers have a barbing salon and not a multipurpose centre.

Men protect your hair!!!

Uyi168:
..
I can relate with almost everything..
Meanwhile..

in Hollywood they say there is no place like show business but in Nigerian they say there is no place like hoe business

mastermaestro:


I can't stop laughing. Freebies hardly turn out good. You will spend more money treating yourself than you would have spent on a nice haircut.

Might be hilarious but it wasn't finnf at all

That word "barb" is wrong

anthonyuncle:
what of da ones that focus on da music playing in their stereo or what's displaying on their TV more than ur hair

Hahahahaha! This are the ones I hate the most. Once I notice this, I never return to that barber shop.

Anuoluwa1234:
Remember those time when I cut my hair low .., I always shout, hope u HV sterilise the clipper.. boda Korede baba ...
Once they see me coming, they know another trouble don start..
I will keep shouting sterilise everything for me.. ..
Chaiii .. childhood was fun

Lol