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by Nobody: 6:24am On Jul 25, 2020
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Re: by robinso01(m): 6:40am On Jul 25, 2020
I showed in a pic, only for him to go through all my gallery and didn't return it earlier.
Re: by Makavelli25: 6:40am On Jul 25, 2020
4% i will be back.

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Re: by Oluromantic: 7:01am On Jul 25, 2020
Many years ago, a deeperlife girl saw porn videos in my gallery. She was telling me it's not good to keep this videos as a child of God, that it's bad and ungodly. Yet sister nkiru played the first video, went to the second, third, fourth, fifth etc. I had to collect my phone when it rang. After the call she asked for it again, I said im still expecting another call.

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Re: by illicit(m): 7:07am On Jul 25, 2020
My friend mistakenly changed the default language to Chinese....

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Re: by Mandela27: 7:09am On Jul 25, 2020
Back then in akaso,my superior borrowed my phone to call his father,only for my phone to end up loseguarded in a brothel where he went to fvck,and the bitch never admitted the guy forgot the phone in her room.tf!
Re: by Shedrack777: 7:13am On Jul 25, 2020
battery is 2% low
Re: by donstan18: 7:16am On Jul 25, 2020
I don't give out my phone for any reason, no matter who you are.

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Re: by chatinent: 8:01am On Jul 25, 2020
A friend snapped and saved her picture as screensaver. I delete it.
Re: by Slawormir: 8:02am On Jul 25, 2020
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright

You can't tolerate my phone not to talk of doing anything crazy with it

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Re: by swiz123(m): 8:23am On Jul 25, 2020
That should be when my bae used my phone to call her sister to ask her about something. She ended up using the using all of the 120N airtime I was saving to call my new catch whom I had promised to call when I got home after collecting her number.

Of course, bae wouldn't have known that I had no other currency with me and wasn't expecting any either
Re: by Vyzz: 9:05am On Jul 25, 2020
Gave my guy my phone....




Piam... Mumu Don go outside...



I suspected and followed him only to see him about to download Mia Khalifa.... And Anaconda..


I was shocked...

I told him I don't download shit like that... If I want to watch... I watch it online and clear my browser history

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Re: by Pkekere(m): 9:26am On Jul 25, 2020
Mine was when a friend of mine, a girl 4 dat matter collected my phone,jumped in to my Facebook account and commented on her newly updated profile pics.with my own account oooo, it still baffles me till date.

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Re: by tetula123(m): 9:26am On Jul 25, 2020
I always feel uncomfortable when people touch my phone. It’s private to me

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Re: by Hintona(f): 9:26am On Jul 25, 2020
Licked my phone casing to taste if it was sweet

Like wtf!!!!

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Re: by Nobody: 9:32am On Jul 25, 2020
My friend borrowed my phone in the middle of the night to call his girlfriend back then when night call still use to rain,but suddenly when he called her number it was her dad that picked the call the next thing we heard in youruba was you this bad children you haven't sleep by this time,,do you even have parents grin grin grin immediately I told my guy to end the call I laff tire that nightgrin grin

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Re: by Nobody: 9:34am On Jul 25, 2020
tetula123:
I always feel uncomfortable when people touch my phone. It’s private to me
Sars go ask for am
And Na your own hand you go take give them grin grin

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Re: by Nobody: 9:35am On Jul 25, 2020
Hintona:
Licked my phone casing to taste if it was sweet

Like wtf!!!!
Freaky freaky wassup with you wink
Re: by tobechi20(m): 9:46am On Jul 25, 2020
someone uninstalled my Facebook, redownloaded it a using his number. chatted, then uninstalled it again.....
Re: by Stephenmoka4(m): 9:46am On Jul 25, 2020
used my phone to call from 1 minute to nearly 1 and half hours, I slept off expecting the phone back.
Re: by Nobody: 2:53pm On Jul 25, 2020
Oluromantic:
Many years ago, a deeperlife girl saw porn videos in my gallery. She was telling me it's not good to keep this videos as a child of God, that it's bad and ungodly. Yet sister nkiru played the first video, went to the second, third, fourth, fifth etc. I had to collect my phone when it rang. After the call she asked for it again, I said im still expecting another call.
omo girls dey pretend ehn grin
Re: by Nobody: 2:55pm On Jul 25, 2020
Vyzz:
Gave my guy my phone....




Piam... Mumu Don go outside...



I suspected and followed him only to see him about to download Mia Khalifa.... And Anaconda..


I was shocked...

I told him I don't download shit like that... If I want to watch... I watch it online and clear my browser history
Qongee na bastard cheesy
Re: by Blackmoran(m): 4:45pm On Jul 25, 2020
A babe I was dating one time, this girl suppose to be working for CIA or FBI.
There was this side chick my girl was suspecting I was dealing with so I save the name of my side chick with my best friend name "Tunde" which this my babe know so well
One evening we were together my phone rang I turn actor I pretend picking the call talking to john, after, I finish made one stupid mistake drop my phone on the sofa to hiss myself. Before am back babe don do investigation I was caught red handed, but guy would be guy I still find my way to sweet talk my way..
Omo the kind make up sex bade give me that night I can never forget, omo see passion, first time in a while where a girl ride me like a pony...
Re: by wajaja: 8:42pm On Jul 25, 2020
A lady borrowed my phone to do MTN midnight call and she changed my tariff plan and that made me loose my free browsing...

Another one....I went to the saloon to cut my hair and I gave my phone to somebody to play music from it and the guy started going through my gallery.
Re: by Nobody: 8:58pm On Jul 25, 2020
wajaja:
A lady borrowed my phone to do MTN midnight call and she changed my tariff plan and that made me loose my free browsing...

Another one....I went to the saloon to cut my hair and I gave my phone to somebody to play music from it and the guy started going through my gallery.
The guy fih be SARS grin

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