Knowing that everyone won't be raptured on the Last Day that Christ will come to take his loyal servants, so, if at all you are left behind on the Rapture day, what would you do? Would you bear the pains, anguish and neglect and suffer for Jesus' namesake for the last chance he will offer or go-ahead to follow the Beast's family by accepting the 666 mark?

Also knowing well that without accepting the mark, you can't purchase nor sell. Would you lose all your guards and accept the Mark of the Beast?

What do you think? Would you accept it?

Ishilove, what if you miss it? What would you do?

Backbone503, I know you are an Eckist, but that doesn't matter now. Anyways, what do you think you would do if you are caught up in this dilemma?

A good definition of someone with a low I.Q

Jesus is not coming to take his loyal servant.

And this disputed 666 mark, is it a physical mark or metaphorical one?

Some claim it's a chip.

All na lie!

But the son of Mary will fight the Dajjal.

matrix199:
A good definition of someone with a low I.Q

Lol. Thanks.

Don't evade the question, though. The truth is that, "Jesus is coming back". Don't be caught dead without Jesus Christ.

Where is it in the Bible that 666 comes after rapture? See how una dey talk tales by moonlight stories? No wonder the Bible at 2 Timothy 4:4 says una go leave Bible dey talk so so story. I know say na different issue u go use reply me.

AntiChristian:
Jesus is not coming to take his loyal servant.

And this disputed 666 mark, is it a physical mark or metaphorical one?

Some claim it's a chip.

All na lie!

But the son of Mary will fight the Dajjal.

That is not what my Bible tells me. If He isn't coming back, why was it mentioned in the Bible then?

I don't think it's a metaphorical mark.

Anyways, it's not a lie. I even dreamt about Rapture last night. My friend was raptured but I was left behind.

I really think I need to go back to God and his works. I am not of the fleshly world.

DavidEsq:
Where is it in the Bible that 666 comes after rapture? See how una dey talk tales by moonlight stories? No wonder the Bible at 2 Timothy 4:4 says una go leave Bible dey talk so so story. I know say na different issue u go used reply me.

See, unbeliever, the Armageddon will come after the Rapture, then Satan and his fellow Beasts will take over the World's Government. There shall be one World Order and the rest unraptured people who remain on the earth will be forced to either accept the mark or not be able to purchase nor sell without this mark (could be a chip, I don't know). At least, that's what my Bible tells me.

What would you do? I want to know.

UyaiIncomparabl:


Lol. Thanks.

Don't evade the question, though. The truth is that, "Jesus is coming back". Don't be caught dead without Jesus Christ.

Can I offer you a job? It seems idleness stimulates askewed reasoning.

BigDick70inch:
God forbid!!!
Ain't collecting any shit..
I'd rather redeem myself with my blood and get called into heaven later..

Your blood ain't shit. Don't desecrate the name of Jesus by comparing a mere blood that you own with His. Only those who are loyal to God and will be raptured will go to Heaven.

I had a dream about rapture too just yesterday night. I believe i died yesterday 'cause it looked and felt real. I woke up frightened. The last time i had something as troublesome as this was 8 years back, when i dreamt about rapture for 3 consecutive nights.

matrix199:


Can I offer you a job? It seems idleness stimulates askewed reasoning.

Lol. I am not idle, you unbeliever. It is midnight already, so I am retiring from my hard day's labour.

You haven't answered my question anyways.

I work in the Church. I sleep, eat, baf, and do all sorts there. I think that's enough. I don't know about you.

UyaiIncomparabl:
Knowing that everyone won't be raptured on the Last Day that Christ will come to take his loyal servants, so, if at all you are left behind on the Rapture day, what would you do? Would you bear the pains, anguish and neglect and suffer for Jesus' namesake for the last chance he will offer or go-ahead to follow the Beast's family by accepting the 666 mark?

Also knowing well that without accepting the mark, you can't purchase nor sell. Would you lose all your guards and accept the Mark of the Beast?

Lalasticlala, how far?

OAM4J, what do you think? Would you accept it?
Seun, what about you? I know you will accept it.

I thought the COVID vaccine is the mark of the beast as alleged by some of our preachers... So, if I accept Bill Gates' vaccine to prevent COVID, it now qualifies me as a member of the beast family, even with my level of righteousness

Who is even afraid of the mark of the beast??

As for me, it isn't real

UyaiIncomparabl:

That is not what my Bible tells me. If He isn't coming back, why was it mentioned in the Bible then?

I don't think it's a metaphorical mark.

Anyways, it's not a lie. I even dreamt about Rapture last night. My friend was raptured but I was left behind.

I really think I need to go back to God and his works. I am not of the fleshly world.

Revelation 1
One like the Son of Man, dressed in a long robe, with a golden sash around His chest.

14The hair of His head was white like wool, as white as snow, and His eyes were like a blazing fire.

15His feet were like polished bronze refined in a furnace, and His voice was like the roar of many waters.

16He held in His right hand seven stars, and a sharp double-edged sword came from His mouth. His face was like the sun shining at its brightest.

What is the sharp double-edge sword doing in your God's mouth?

UyaiIncomparabl:


Lol. I am not idle, you unbeliever. It is midnight already, so I am retiring from my hard day's labour.

You haven't answered my question anyways.

I work in the Church. I sleep, eat, baf, and do all sorts there. I think that's enough. I don't know about you.

babe why you treating me like this?

UyaiIncomparabl:


Lol. I am not idle, you unbeliever. It is midnight already, so I am retiring from my hard day's labour.

You haven't answered my question anyways.

I work in the Church. I think that's enough.

Can I offer you a seasoned husband? Obviously you're not getting the benefits of love.

Goalnaldo:
babe why you treating me like this?

I will do that when it is dawn, ok? I got your back, baby boy.

What i do know is that the earth will not be habitable after christ raptures his church. There's no question of 'what will you do if you don't make heaven...?'. You would be starved yet won't die. Your limbs will be mutilated slowly over 7yrs period yet you won't die 'cause the spirit of death has been taken away from this earth, you would be beaten, pierced, greatly suffered and would wish that death overwhelms you but you won't die. You don't want to be left behind.

SirMichael1:
I had a dream about rapture too just yesterday night. I believe i died yesterday 'cause it looked and felt real. I woke up frightened. The last time i had something as trouble as this was 8 years back, when i dreamt about rapture for 3 consecutive nights.

This is Jesus calling you to leave your sinful ways and return to Him. Jesus is truly and really coming soon. You may not be lucky about this offer tomorrow. The Rapture is real! God is real!
Allow him into you.

Now, are you ready to give your life to Jesus Christ?

matrix199:


Can I offer you a seasoned husband? Obviously you're not getting the benefits of love.

You may be the husband I have been waiting for, who knows? This thread may have just been the divine connection. Don't fight it.

Now, answer me.

UyaiIncomparabl:


This is Jesus calling you to leave your sinful ways and return to Him. Jesus is truly and really coming soon. You may not be lucky about this offer tomorrow. The Rapture is real! God is real!
Allow him into you.

Now, are you ready to give your life to Jesus Christ?

Was it you i gave it to years back at the alter call? Or how do you want it?

This hustle for front page is real.

ikorodureporta:


I thought the COVID vaccine is the mark of the beast as alleged by some of our preachers... So, if I accept Bill Gates' vaccine to prevent COVID, it now qualifies me as a member of the beast family, even with my level of righteousness

Who is even afraid of the mark of the beast??

As for me, it isn't real

No, the COVID vaccine isn't even it. I think this phase is just the tip of an iceberg. There's more and worse to come. Jesus hasn't come to claim his loyal sheep, so you have no cause to worry, yet. Until then, leave a holy and spotless life! Jesus loves you.

You don't have to be afraid of the mark of the beast, but have it in mind that you will be thrown into the Lake of Fire with Satan and his fellow beasts on the Judgement Day for accepting it.

AntiChristian:


Revelation 1
One like the Son of Man, dressed in a long robe, with a golden sash around His chest.

14The hair of His head was white like wool, as white as snow, and His eyes were like a blazing fire.

15His feet were like polished bronze refined in a furnace, and His voice was like the roar of many waters.

16He held in His right hand seven stars, and a sharp double-edged sword came from His mouth. His face was like the sun shining at its brightest.

What is the sharp double-edge sword doing in your God's mouth?

That was a metaphorical statement. The ways of God aren't like the ways of man. It's too complicated for man to fathom.

SirMichael1:
Was it you i gave it to years back at the alter call? Or how do you want it?

This hustle for front page is real.

You don't have to be shy. I have been ordained by God. Just say YES, and I will continue.

To your last paragraph, I don't know what you mean. I am only trying to get people's thoughts and answers on what they would do. It's not a hustle.

SirMichael1:
What i do know is that the earth will not be habitable after christ raptures his church. There's no question of 'what will you do if you don't make heaven...?'. You would be starved yet won't die. Your limbs will be mutilated slowly over 7yrs period yet you won't die 'cause the spirit of death has been taken away from this earth, you would be beaten, pierced, greatly suffered and would wish that death overwhelms you but you won't die. You don't want to be left behind.

Oooin. Very good, my baby. It's good that you understand the wrath that will come upon humans after the loyal ones have left.

What are you still waiting for?

UyaiIncomparabl:


That was a metaphorical statement. The ways of God aren't like the ways of man. It's too complicated for man to fathom.

Consult the holy spirit and explain the sword now?

AntiChristian:


Consult the holy spirit and explain the sword now?

Thou shalt not be blasphemous about calling the Holy Spirit or its fellow heavenly bodies.

I think Righteousness89 should have something to say about this.

UyaiIncomparabl:


You don't have to be shy. I have been ordained by God. Just say YES, and I will continue.

To your last paragraph, I don't know what you mean. I am only trying to get people's thoughts and answers on what they would do. It's not a hustle.

So why tagging the mods? Clearly, today is sunday and christain threads like this make front page. Apparently, the euphoria you got from your previous thread has gone low and you want to spark your life. Truely, as someone rightly poised. "you're jobless at this hour". Go and sleep, my sunshine.

UyaiIncomparabl:


Thou shalt not be blasphemous about calling the Holy Spirit or its fellow heavenly bodies.

I think Righteousness89 should have something to say about this.

Clearly, this is a mock thread. I'm done getting caught up in this web of mockery. You joke alot, maybe even more than you shouldn't joke with.

SirMichael1:
Clearly, this is a mock thread. I'm done getting caught up in this web of mockery. You joke alot, maybe even more than you shouldn't joke with.

Don't let me invoke my wrath upon you! What is a joke about my thread?

Don't get me mad.