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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 6:16pm On Jul 27, 2020
Ayanfe29:







Both of you should leave me alone o.
I'm having headache in my stomach.

You still gats explain yourself o grin
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:07pm On Jul 27, 2020
pu7pl3:

You still gays explain yourself o grin
Gays! shocked

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 10:21pm On Jul 27, 2020
Answer(s) to Riddle
- Postman/Mailman
- Mailbox

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3!
PrettyMuchNoOne!
Ayanfe29!
Mabella2550!
*Claps, cheers*

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 10:21pm On Jul 27, 2020
BankyGee:

Gays! shocked

Damn autocorrect angry

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 10:24pm On Jul 27, 2020
PrettyMuchNoOne:
A mailbox Does Nigeria even have these?
Maybe, maybe not. Dunno about that grin...
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 10:26pm On Jul 27, 2020
pu7pl3:

Damn autocorrect angry
L grin L... That thing na oversabi cheesy

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 10:35pm On Jul 27, 2020
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
What is cold but still burns, and what will eat you if you drink it? undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 11:06pm On Jul 27, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Dry ice/cold water

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 11:08pm On Jul 27, 2020
pu7pl3:


You still gats explain yourself o grin

In how many words? Or paragraphs?

BankyGee:

Ayanfemi, don't disgrace me na



I'm sleeping grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 11:39pm On Jul 27, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Ice?¿

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 11:40pm On Jul 27, 2020
Ayanfe29:


In how many words? Or paragraphs?





I'm sleeping grin


Atleast 15 words, but you can use more
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 9:06am On Jul 28, 2020
pu7pl3:


Atleast 15 words, but you can use more

FIFTEEN WORDS
FIFTEEN WORDS
FIFTEEN WORDS
FIFTEEN WORDS
FIFTEEN WORDS
FIFTEEN WORDS
FIFTEEN WORDS
FIFTEEN WORDS
I added one extra word. You have sixteen now. Should I add more?
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:08am On Jul 28, 2020
Ayanfe29:

In how many words? Or paragraphs?




I'm sleeping grin
Stop sleep-typing baby kiss

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 3:57pm On Jul 28, 2020
Ayanfe29:


FIFTEEN WORDS
FIFTEEN WORDS
FIFTEEN WORDS
FIFTEEN WORDS
FIFTEEN WORDS
FIFTEEN WORDS
FIFTEEN WORDS
FIFTEEN WORDS
I added one extra word. You have sixteen now. Should I add more?

Lol...it's okay grin cheesy

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:36pm On Jul 28, 2020
Answer to Riddle
- Acid

No winners for today! grin
*Claps, cheers*

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 9:08pm On Jul 28, 2020
BankyGee:
Answer to Riddle
- Acid

No winners for today! grin
*Claps, cheers*

I blame Ayanfe cry angry

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:31pm On Jul 28, 2020
pu7pl3:

I blame Ayanfe cry angry
You copied her? grin

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:36pm On Jul 28, 2020
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
Peacocks are birds which do not lay eggs but they have children.

How is this possible? undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 10:15pm On Jul 28, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

That's because they are cocks

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 10:16pm On Jul 28, 2020
pu7pl3:


I blame Ayanfe cry angry

Let me take tonight to laugh very well. I'll think of what to say to you tomorrow tongue
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 10:18pm On Jul 28, 2020
BankyGee:

You copied her? grin


Don't mind him. The funny thing is that he's always claiming King abi na undisputed champion of the thread! Copy copy like him! grin
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 10:55pm On Jul 28, 2020
BankyGee:

You copied her? grin

Cos she was distracting me from thinking well cry

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 10:56pm On Jul 28, 2020
Ayanfe29:


Let me take tonight to laugh very well. I'll think of what to say to you tomorrow tongue

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 10:57pm On Jul 28, 2020
Ayanfe29:



Don't mind him. The funny thing is that he's always claiming King abi na undisputed champion of the thread! Copy copy like him! grin

Let's all act like no be you copy me pass grin grin grin

The undisputed part isn't even up for debate

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 10:59pm On Jul 28, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Peacocks are male..it's peahens that lay the eggs that they father...

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:41pm On Jul 29, 2020
Answer to Riddle
- Only peahens can lay eggs which the peacocks father.

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
Ayanfe29! (half mark grin)
pu7pl3!
*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:30pm On Jul 29, 2020
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
I am the beginning of ideas for all time, yet I am just one simple small object.

The things that you can use me for can be frustrating and also I can be pretty.

I have some of the most valuable things in the world on me, yet almost everyone owns me.

What am I? undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 10:42pm On Jul 29, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Paper

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 6:51pm On Jul 30, 2020
pu7pl3:


Let's all act like no be you copy me pass grin grin grin

The undisputed part isn't even up for debate

No network
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 9:06pm On Jul 30, 2020
Ayanfe29:


No network

Sorry...I have free WiFi in my house
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:23pm On Jul 30, 2020
Answer to Riddle
- Paper

Winner of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3! (The Undisputed Champ! cool)
*Claps, cheers*

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