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Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by soulpatrol(f): 7:23pm On Aug 06, 2007 |
abi o, fynewaka. them too like gisting off topic. oga seun, u dey try o. but then again, aren't we all guilty of doing so? i rest my case. |
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by PTH(m): 7:25pm On Aug 06, 2007 |
soulpatrol: if this isnt also offtopic i'll eat my hat. what was the funniest thing that happened to u today? |
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by balleriina(f): 5:14am On Aug 07, 2007 |
fell down the stairs, soo funni lol, never rolled down stairs so fast in my life |
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by wifeypenth(f): 1:09pm On Aug 07, 2007 |
Talking to my brother first thing this morning. He just had me laughing |
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by soulpatrol(f): 3:31pm On Aug 07, 2007 |
balleriina: hope u didnt break any bones @topic. see me see trouble. this wasnt even funny at all, but nevertheless i go post am. some yeye oyinbo guy just farted in my presence today o. i was chilling in the lobby after work waiting for my ride, all of a sudden i heard one loud prrrrtttt! i was like no he didnt just let one rip in front of me. and guess what? he didn't even seem to notice that what he did was bad! he just kept pacing up and down, oblivious to anything. God save am sha, the only reason i didnt curse him out for polluting the air without apologising (trust we naija peeps with our mouth now) was because he looked a bit "retarded" as in special person. but how nasty though. some oyinbo peeps no get manners sha. farting and burping in public seems to be normal to them |
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by Islander(f): 5:04pm On Aug 07, 2007 |
@Soul that was gross, shh happens all the time . @topic, How cowards over populate NL, Went downstairs in flats with the intention of changing. Jumped on the Metro and totally forgot |
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by moondust(m): 5:24pm On Aug 07, 2007 |
was dreaming about the pizza i left in the regridgerator all thru the nyt only to wake up, and my friend had eaten it |
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by soulpatrol(f): 5:30pm On Aug 07, 2007 |
Islander: no mind the fool. how u go fart in front of a classy chick now? i really didnt understand, so i assumed he was mentally challenged! i prayed for thunder to fire his stinking ass though! Islander: look on the bright side, at least u didnt go out without ur pants on! the human mind can be so forgetful sometimes. |
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by Sexyabby(f): 7:36pm On Aug 08, 2007 |
I was in the car wit my mom and dis man was walking on green light and my mom screamed out the car and asked the man''you want to die?'' and the man put up his middle finger at my mom and my mom was like ''kiss my black ass''.i was cracking up so bad, i didn't expect her to say dat but i guess d man really piss her off. |
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by PTH(m): 7:49pm On Aug 08, 2007 |
Sexyabby: hmmmmm sounds gross to me not funny. I'd be cringeing if my mom used such words. |
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by soulpatrol(f): 8:05pm On Aug 08, 2007 |
@sexyabby. ur mum is one cool, no-nonsense person . same with my mum too. she can hold her own for sure. that silly guy crossing the road anyhow is just a prick. so many people in yankee are like that. i hate when pedestrians just disobey traffic signals just because drivers give them right of way. him never jam crazy driver wey go run am down one day. he must've been scared and embarrased thats why he reacted by giving ur mum the finger. jerk! i'm always so quick to put my head out the window and yell at foolish pedestrians even while i'm in the passenger seat. omigod the worst one is pedestrians that are crossing the road so leisurely and slowly while 100 cars are waiting. sometimes i'm like cant this one walk faster? haba! too much freedom in this country. @PTH. sometimes situations call for one to use dirty language to get the message across. im sure sexyabby's mum doesnt talk like that everyday, but in yankee, people dont get until u use curse words at them. naija people too use words like "were," oloriburuku," "olosh,i" etc dont we? same difference. |
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by Sexyabby(f): 9:47pm On Aug 08, 2007 |
PTH:yeah watever, my mom don't talk like dat everyday so i'm just gonna ignore ur comment and u know u didn't have to comment on it if u don't like d post but anywayz, its a free world. @soulpatrol, lol yeah, its really annoying when people act like they own the road and they start walking slow while d cross walking light is telling them to stop and they just ignore d light, i'm still gonna be cracking up everytime i remember wat happened today. |
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by mukina2: 9:16pm On Nov 10, 2007 |
trying to dunk and i fell those boys r mean |
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by Mustay(m): 10:43pm On Dec 31, 2007 |
receiving a text froma stranger wishin me so much luff |
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by Sexyabby(f): 3:10am On Jan 04, 2008 |
actually dis happened to me yesterday, i was in d cafeteria for lunch and i was standing on the line wit my friends when dis two girls in front of us was talking and one of them was like "my new year's resolution is to only f*** twelve guys", and i was so shocked and my friend started laughing, i couldn't stop myself from laughing also. I was thinking dat did she f**k more guys last year and she's trying to cut it down dis year or did she f**k less guys last year and her goal is to f**k more dis year but anywayz though, watever her answer is, dat b**** is still a slut. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by ituen(m): 8:54am On Jan 04, 2008 |
Almost fell from my platform offshore |
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by Abium: 8:33pm On Jan 04, 2008 |
What really happen to me today was dat i wanted to kiss my babe but she slapped me. can u imagine |
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by VickyRotex(f): 11:41pm On Aug 02, 2020 |
cc: Bartork Other folks are welcome too |
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by VickyRotex(f): 11:42pm On Aug 02, 2020 |
^^ now that's funny |
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by Bartork(m): 2:47am On Aug 03, 2020 |
VickyRotex: Nice Nice I'll finish you here Is it banta or knockout you called it You weeee hear Winn soon You know you rock So look for a rock and try to punch it a number of times It will prove something |
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by Bartork(m): 2:57am On Aug 03, 2020 |
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by Bartork(m): 2:59am On Aug 03, 2020 |
VickyRotex: I will scatter the crew I will break it up |
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by Bartork(m): 2:59am On Aug 03, 2020 |
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by VickyRotex(f): 3:00am On Aug 03, 2020 |
Am going back to schoolYinmu. Na so professors dey talk But I'll do your bidding PepePepe abi Minus the keypad, we need to get you to an optician Bartork: Yes let the knockout begin. Where's my nika hot dog |
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by VickyRotex(f): 3:02am On Aug 03, 2020 |
Bartork: lol from the poster above: What really happen to me today was dat i wanted to kiss my babe but she slapped me. can u imagine |
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by VickyRotex(f): 3:02am On Aug 03, 2020 |
Bartork: You can't fit!!! They that are for us, are morethan......... complete it |
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by Bartork(m): 3:03am On Aug 03, 2020 |
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by VickyRotex(f): 3:03am On Aug 03, 2020 |
Bartork: rara you weren't even born then smh I just did some click click click |
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by Bartork(m): 3:04am On Aug 03, 2020 |
VickyRotex: Are more than they that are for you So you will be pulled into one one |
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by Bartork(m): 3:06am On Aug 03, 2020 |
VickyRotex: You may be right I always have issues clicking clicks I barely read stuffs unless am mentioned Even when liking I barely read what was written. Unless if I have to play a game. And I'll only red the few above me So it makes it difficult for me know what others are saying except am mentioned Some people have received grace to read threads through. I just scan And leave |
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by Bartork(m): 3:11am On Aug 03, 2020 |
VickyRotex: They are gearing up Relax Don't run off yet VickyRotex: Vikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkyyyyyy VickyRotex:We would see to that |
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by VickyRotex(f): 3:12am On Aug 03, 2020 |
Bartork: Exactement! |
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