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Chai, Never Trust Blokos People by Lazycyndy(f): 3:50pm On Aug 21, 2020 |
I had an encounter with a blokos boy early this year. It was on a weekend, I was in class studying when he came in and joined me. He introduced himself self to me and I did the same. He asked me if I lived in or off camp and I told him off camp along with name of my lodge. He told me he stayed in the same lodge with me and how come we never met earlier blah blah blah. I thought he was a reasonable fellow untill the shameless f.vker started getting touchy with me. The words uncomfortable and disgusted could not best describe how I was feeling at that moment. But I smiled and let the idiot be, in order not to make a scene. We both left the place together around evening time. My room was before his so he saw my room number and promised to visit me. The bastard came as promised, he made to lock the door but as a sharp babe wey I be, I told him that the lock was faulty, so except if he wants to lock us in, he shouldn't try it. This is a common tactic of the blokos people, they come with all smiles but they just want to chuke their blokos somewhere. They always claim to want more than sex from a lady, but they are ready to become mumus or play smart for it. Shame no gree the f.ool to move further with his ill thought plan so he asked me if I had movies to share as an excuse to spend more time in my room. This blokos boy stayed in my place till 11pm. I told him to leave cuz it was getting late, but the goat told me that he wants to sleep over. The kine speed wey I use stand up ehh, even Usain Bolt go shock. I told him to pls leave, that I want to sleep but the mumu still wanted to reason him sleeping over with me. Nna ehh, see despacito in real life oo, konji was truly not smiling on him that night. See this disease infested niqqa what to use me to release his maggot infested sperm. I told him to get the hell out of my room. He left and ever since then, he has not been able to speak to me or even look at me, he's probably on nairaland forming redpill and alpha blokos. Be wary of blokos people. [img]https:///view/yuri-running-away-chasing-stay-away-running-gif-15045737.gif[/img] 5 Likes |
Re: Chai, Never Trust Blokos People by ThothHermes: 3:55pm On Aug 21, 2020 |
Very dry story. 31 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: Chai, Never Trust Blokos People by YorubaRitualist: 4:07pm On Aug 21, 2020 |
Lazycyndy:I just lost a brain cell reading this thrash..tueh!!! 22 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Chai, Never Trust Blokos People by dukeprince50: 4:07pm On Aug 21, 2020 |
believe me I only read ur signature, I have no interest in the story cc YorubaRitualist, stop quoting everything. Modified. u knew he was a blokus guy after all the touchy things he did in class yet u allowed him into ur room?what were u expecting before? Nonsense thread, now look finish, na Predegree u deh cos normal university students are at home. Make u deh invite ppl to ur house o, no find way pass ur predegree exam. 13 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Chai, Never Trust Blokos People by Franzinni: 4:10pm On Aug 21, 2020 |
Haha ... Blokos kee you dia!... Let's break it down .. You met a blokos person who sat beside you and became touchy in a disgusting way... ... That is a horrible thing to experience and he was a bastard for doing so... And so if I get you right you both left the scene of the initial crime ... Together I presume yeah! And I will guess you both took a nice walk towards your lodge ... Which he saw and noted your room number and promised to come visit later ... Abi? OK because some Toto people will never have sense ever ! But let me land so the akuko now came and met you Mary Magdalene in YOUR room and wanted to lock YOUR door of which you outsmarted the Hot goat ... As a brainfull Toto person wey you be.. Now you know say the blokos was controlling the blockos person but you allowed him to relax in YOUR room and be asking you for film ... Person wey done give you expo by touching in the beginning .. But a wise Toto person wey you be still allowed him to stay till 11 .. OK den you were shocked when he wanted to sleep over ... How does that happen ? Toto people if you don't want blisters why play with fire ? I thank God for giving you the wisdom even though it took close to 5 hours for your network to receive it ... As you must be using landline connected to a pentium 2 in your head ... That one no even bother me much .. Nah say your now decided to reason with your Toto and come display your dirty GString on the internet ... Continue I thank God you didn't let him sleep over CU's you for just destroy the idiots future with rape report and the foolish anuofia will be doomed for life Toto people I fear them pass woman 18 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Chai, Never Trust Blokos People by YorubaRitualist: 4:15pm On Aug 21, 2020 |
dukeprince50:And who are you to tell me that |
Re: Chai, Never Trust Blokos People by YorubaRitualist: 4:17pm On Aug 21, 2020 |
Franzinni: 1 Like |
Re: Chai, Never Trust Blokos People by YorubaRitualist: 4:17pm On Aug 21, 2020 |
Cc jay98, you stay in 042 ?? |
Re: Chai, Never Trust Blokos People by dukeprince50: 4:18pm On Aug 21, 2020 |
YorubaRitualist:no quote everything, it doesn't make much sense for other readers 1 Like |
Re: Chai, Never Trust Blokos People by Lazycyndy(f): 4:19pm On Aug 21, 2020 |
Franzinni: I don't understand a single word of the nonsense you wrote. A useless shameless blokos boy tried to use corner corner to get his way and you're here typing trash. I fear who no fear blokos people. |
Re: Chai, Never Trust Blokos People by Lazycyndy(f): 4:20pm On Aug 21, 2020 |
ThothHermes: Are you sure you're not him? |
Re: Chai, Never Trust Blokos People by YorubaRitualist: 4:20pm On Aug 21, 2020 |
dukeprince50:Make me do that bro |
Re: Chai, Never Trust Blokos People by Nobody: 4:20pm On Aug 21, 2020 |
Lazycyndy:lmao I just don't understand why all this blokos people can't control themselves whenever their erection is worrying them.Dont let him come close again so that shame go continue dy catch am 1 Like |
Re: Chai, Never Trust Blokos People by BigJoe19: 4:21pm On Aug 21, 2020 |
Vagina people no just get sense This thread just proved it. 20 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Chai, Never Trust Blokos People by 2dice01: 4:21pm On Aug 21, 2020 |
In kanye's voice It ain't funny anymore Bro ..Try different Joke 3 Likes |
Re: Chai, Never Trust Blokos People by Lazycyndy(f): 4:24pm On Aug 21, 2020 |
dukeprince50: So if you go to a girls room that automatically means you both will have sex right? No wonder you guys are no different from dogs. If you have sense, you would see where I wrote earlier this year, when did this pandemic start and when did schools close? That's an assignment for you. |
Re: Chai, Never Trust Blokos People by Nobody: 4:24pm On Aug 21, 2020 |
Please what's the meaning of "blokos" ? |
Re: Chai, Never Trust Blokos People by Lazycyndy(f): 4:25pm On Aug 21, 2020 |
Zzor: See all of them acting as if I wrote this as a comic relief. Foolish blokos people, they are no different from lower animals. 1 Like |
Re: Chai, Never Trust Blokos People by YorubaRitualist: 4:26pm On Aug 21, 2020 |
Lazycyndy:are you a virgin? 2 Likes |
Re: Chai, Never Trust Blokos People by Digableplanets6(m): 4:27pm On Aug 21, 2020 |
YorubaRitualist:Why do i get this feeling that you are really a ritualist,may karma catch up with you. |
Re: Chai, Never Trust Blokos People by Lazycyndy(f): 4:29pm On Aug 21, 2020 |
YorubaRitualist: Is your blokos clean? |
Re: Chai, Never Trust Blokos People by Lazycyndy(f): 4:29pm On Aug 21, 2020 |
Palema007: One cursed organ called a penis. |
Re: Chai, Never Trust Blokos People by Franzinni: 4:30pm On Aug 21, 2020 |
Lazycyndy:hahaha you are a student in a school if you don't understand what I wrote .. Blokos kee you dia .. Maybe you were giving him the wrong signal to screw your medula oblangata and the idiot boy who doesnt know how Toto people are sending men to their doom with rape allegations following the que like Adam foolishly did with even ... For your info Alpha males don't need corner corner to burst a nut ... I guess you were dealing with a SIMP.. You never reach to parole with alpha males ... But you wish haha 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Chai, Never Trust Blokos People by Liposure: 4:33pm On Aug 21, 2020 |
Konji na bastard |
Re: Chai, Never Trust Blokos People by Nobody: 4:33pm On Aug 21, 2020 |
Lazycyndy:Oh! Lol... The v/p people thing. Lol.. Lady, royalty don't roll in mud. Don't go the Romance section guys way of doing things to square up with them, that will be going so low. Very low, too low. Let them be the pigs, it fits them better. |
Re: Chai, Never Trust Blokos People by YorubaRitualist: 4:34pm On Aug 21, 2020 |
Lazycyndy:Yae, you wanna suck it 5 Likes |
Re: Chai, Never Trust Blokos People by Liposure: 4:35pm On Aug 21, 2020 |
Lazycyndy:aberration |
Re: Chai, Never Trust Blokos People by YorubaRitualist: 4:35pm On Aug 21, 2020 |
Digableplanets6:am I |
Re: Chai, Never Trust Blokos People by Lazycyndy(f): 4:37pm On Aug 21, 2020 |
YorubaRitualist: Probably, after you've finished sucking the sh.it off my azz. |
Re: Chai, Never Trust Blokos People by Lazycyndy(f): 4:38pm On Aug 21, 2020 |
2dice01: I didn't write to make you laugh, if you want to laugh you can look at the mirror, am sure you'll laugh at the image there. |
Re: Chai, Never Trust Blokos People by Lazycyndy(f): 4:40pm On Aug 21, 2020 |
Palema007: Na sometimes you need to give it back to them so as to not carry the disrespect offline. |
Re: Chai, Never Trust Blokos People by Nobody: 4:57pm On Aug 21, 2020 |
Lazycyndy:Alright then.. ... Have fun. 2 Likes |
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