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Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by VickyRotex(f): 11:28pm On Aug 23, 2020
Bartork:



Oh

This is good news

Lemme go and jump over the wall

grin grin
Aiiii said it sad sad so who will I go on the trip with if you jump over the wall. angry
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by VickyRotex(f): 11:29pm On Aug 23, 2020
Bartork:



Finally

She said yes

The jet will be ready on a jiffy

Ishigaki

We are coming in mass

cheesy cheesy
Correct!!!!! grin

Don't worry, I'm still waiting to hear excuses grin grin
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by Bartork(m): 8:13pm On Aug 24, 2020
VickyRotex:


cheesy cheesy
Correct!!!!! grin

Don't worry, I'm still waiting to hear excuses grin grin

Relax


I have bent a new leave
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by Bartork(m): 8:16pm On Aug 24, 2020
VickyRotex:


grin grin
Aiiii said it sad sad so who will I go on the trip with if you jump over the wall. angry


Lemme jump first

Lemme express my self

Lemme pump up
Lemme bump on
Lemme lemme
Like its only femi
Come home to kemi
After a day with Moore Demi
Thinking and talking
It's not cool
Just like sleep walking
Its a small pool
Roots and stems stalking




.....
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by VickyRotex(f): 1:28am On Aug 25, 2020
Bartork:


Relax

I have bent a new leave

leave, stem. e yaff be. sad sad

wehdone, I see we arrived Paris on Monday angry angry
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by VickyRotex(f): 1:31am On Aug 25, 2020
Bartork:



Lemme jump first

Lemme express my self

Lemme pump up
Lemme bump on
Lemme lemme
Like its only femi
Come home to kemi
After a day with Moore Demi
Thinking and talking
It's not cool
Just like sleep walking
Its a small pool
Roots and stems stalking




.....

Bwhahahahahaha

E don happen! And it's just the start of a new week oooo cheesy cheesy

You see in bold, that's correct: its root and stem stalking. You thought you took agbo, but ezz whiskey ooo cheesy grin grin
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by Bartork(m): 5:44pm On Aug 25, 2020
VickyRotex:


leave, stem. e yaff be. sad sad

wehdone, I see we arrived Paris on Monday angry angry


Wake up

We are going this weekend

I always admonish you to stop taking concotion

Those people mix anything
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by Bartork(m): 5:46pm On Aug 25, 2020
VickyRotex:


Bwhahahahahaha

E don happen! And it's just the start of a new week oooo cheesy cheesy

You see in bold, that's correct: its root and stem stalking. You thought you took agbo, but ezz whiskey ooo cheesy grin grin


Experience speaks louder than the voice


Good pm

How are you doing today.
Now no more football anxiety one has to face fork and not run back to prep for one demolition or another
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by VickyRotex(f): 7:15pm On Aug 25, 2020
Bartork:



Wake up

We are going this weekend

I always admonish myself to stop taking concotion

Those people mix anything

See scam na. cry yaff started. Weekened wee become next 2 months. continue sad sad

Yes, you really should stop taking that thing. Ko neccesstryy rara. cry cry
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by VickyRotex(f): 7:18pm On Aug 25, 2020
Bartork:



My experience speaks louder than the voice


Good pm

How are you doing today.
Now no more football anxiety one has to face fork and not run back to prep for one demolition or another

Eye sea wink wink

Hallos!

I'm doing alright. Thank you. How about you?

lol @football anxiety. But the break is only for few weeks grin

Ahhh so you were busy demolishing fans hearts abi? wehdone sad sad
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by Bartork(m): 7:32pm On Aug 25, 2020
VickyRotex:


Eye sea wink wink

Hallos!

I'm doing alright. Thank you. How about you?

lol @football anxiety. But the break is only for few weeks grin

Ahhh so you were busy demolishing fans hearts abi? wehdone sad sad


The few weeks should end fast

Am fine thanks

Still chilly here but
Things are fine fine
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by Bartork(m): 7:33pm On Aug 25, 2020
VickyRotex:


See scam na. cry yaff started. Weekened wee become next 2 months. continue sad sad

Yes, you really should stop taking that thing. Ko neccesstryy rara. cry cry


Ko necessagrass

We would go

This is my life dream

Showing you off to the one faced papanise tourist
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by VickyRotex(f): 10:06pm On Aug 25, 2020
Bartork:



The few weeks should end fast

Am fine thanks

Still chilly here but
Things are fine fine

Dont worry, September is here already by God's grace.

Good to know that things are fine.

I hear you about the cold. Enjoy it while it last though. Cos prayer point wee change in January/February lol grin
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by VickyRotex(f): 10:07pm On Aug 25, 2020
Bartork:



Ko necessagrass

We would go

This is my life dream

Showing you off to the one faced papanise tourist

Aii said it. stem, root, grass, weed. Kini yato? cry cry

In bold, lol SMH undecided undecided
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by Bartork(m): 10:08pm On Aug 25, 2020
VickyRotex:


Dont worry, September is here already by God's grace.

Good to know that things are fine.

I hear you about the cold. Enjoy it while it last though. Cos prayer point wee change in January/February lol grin


But the heat is always for 7-10weeks max

And then the rain comes and one is back into the cold

And if one is smart one won't feel the heat much

How was your day

Sept is just two day away
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by VickyRotex(f): 10:19pm On Aug 25, 2020
Bartork:



But the heat is always for 7-10weeks max

And then the rain comes and one is back into the cold

And if one is smart one won't feel the heat much

How was your day

Sept is just two day away

Well when that time hits, 7-10 weeks will feel like a year. No be Naija heat again? grin grin I know the effects based on locations also differs though.

And right, one can manage it.

Day's great! Bless God. Trust yours went well too?

Did you say 2 days as in literally? lol Bartork, tell me the truth what brand ......... cry cry
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by Bartork(m): 10:20pm On Aug 25, 2020
VickyRotex:


Well when that time hits, 7-10 weeks will feel like a year. No be Naija heat again? grin grin I know the effects based on locations also differs though.

And right, one can manage it.

Day's great! Bless God. Trust yours went well too?

Did you say 2 days as in literally? lol Bartork, tell me the truth what brand ......... cry cry

Yeah

Location matters

But either way. The heat only gets to those who are not set for it.

2 days
Yes


Brand
Grand
Land
Sand
Hand
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by VickyRotex(f): 10:28pm On Aug 25, 2020
Bartork:


Yeah

Location matters

But either way. The heat only gets to those who are not set for it.

2 days
Yes


Brand
Grand
Land
Sand
Hand

Wahala dey cry cry cry

Lemme be going sad sad
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by Bartork(m): 10:29pm On Aug 25, 2020
VickyRotex:


Wahala dey cry cry cry

Lemme be going sad sad


You know it's late

Running from me is not an option
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by VickyRotex(f): 10:35pm On Aug 25, 2020
Bartork:



You know it's late

Running from me is not an option

Dey yaff added winshi winshi and ojujulannister grin grin cry cry
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by Bartork(m): 2:17am On Aug 26, 2020
VickyRotex:


Dey yaff added winshi winshi and ojujulannister grin grin cry cry

Hahahah

Good morning
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by VickyRotex(f): 2:40am On Aug 26, 2020
Bartork:


Hahahah

Good morning

Good morning sir cool cool
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by Bartork(m): 2:45am On Aug 26, 2020
VickyRotex:


Good morning sir cool cool


What's up
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by VickyRotex(f): 2:47am On Aug 26, 2020
Bartork:



What's up

Good good.

How are you Mr. Lannister?
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by Bartork(m): 2:48am On Aug 26, 2020
VickyRotex:


Good good.

How are you Mr. Lannister?

Am very well

Thanks
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by VickyRotex(f): 2:50am On Aug 26, 2020
Bartork:


Am very well

Thanks

Good to know cool
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by Bartork(m): 2:51am On Aug 26, 2020
VickyRotex:


Good good.

How are you Mr. Lannister?

How are you doing today

Been a while I came up around this time
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by Bartork(m): 2:51am On Aug 26, 2020
VickyRotex:


Good to know cool


grin

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Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by VickyRotex(f): 2:52am On Aug 26, 2020
Bartork:


How are you doing today

Been a while I came up around this time

I'm doing alright. Thank you. cool

lol ya going for meeting abi wink wink
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by Bartork(m): 2:56am On Aug 26, 2020
VickyRotex:


I'm doing alright. Thank you. cool

lol ya going for meeting abi wink wink

Yes oo

Meeting to decide how to put peperempe away

Back to the place shim belongs
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by VickyRotex(f): 2:58am On Aug 26, 2020
Bartork:


Yes oo

Meeting to decide how to put peperempe away

Back to the place shim belongs

No WEAPON...............!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! angry angry angry angry
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by Bartork(m): 3:00am On Aug 26, 2020
VickyRotex:


No WEAPON...............!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! angry angry angry angry


Yes we know it's not a weapon thing

Aliens can beat all the tech we currently have

So we are looking at advance tech

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