Millimann:
We were travelling and our bus broke down in a small town along the highway. Before the breakdown each passenger was minding his own business and no one was talking to another.
As we were waiting while the mechanic was fixing the car, I brought out a bottle of groundnut that I bought before boarding the bus and offered to everyone around. The next guy bought banana immediately, another bought drinks. Another started playing music on his phone, and that was how a small party started.
By the time the mechanic was through with fixing the vehicle it was as if we had known one another for many years. That was my best travel experience.

Samsimple:
I was toasting a girl inside the bus on my way to Lagos from Ekpoma. Na there shit catch me ohhh. The funny and always smiling nigga was sweating seriously .. that day I saw hell...

Mexyz:
2010 or so while traveling to Akungba in Ondo State from Kaduna state to write postutme, got to a place and we saw so many vehicles parked on the road. Our bus stopped and we were told there was a robbery going on in front, we were still wondering why they chose to rob during the day when we saw people running towards us and shouting 'dem dey come o'... Don't even know how the guy that sat closed to me jumped out, all I remembered was that before I could look at my side, he was already far into the bush, running like a mad man.....

Me no even know when I burst laugh while still seated inside the bus and people were struggling to get out from the Bus...

It was so funny, I later got to know that he actually jumped through the window without even me that sat closed to him knowing.

talktofemi:
Mine was during my service year in Edo State.

It was a rainy day. Got stuck in Benin and was traveling to Afuze. After the rain stopped, the road was flooded and had to wade in through the water to one popular park (Ramat park or something) to take a bus to Auchi onward Afuze. The bus got filled around 9pm.

Reached Auchi around 12am midnight and I didn't know a single soul. Where will I sleep? One co-traveler, a student, notice my dilemma and offered me his place around an area called Water Board. We trekked for about 30 mins to reach his hostel. On entering his room we met many people there smoking confirmed weed and drinking hard drinks. Cultists probably.

They left for God know where around 1am.

Was offered a bed to sleep but who wan sleep inside a smoke-filled room? Was just praying the police wouldnt choose that night to raid that hostel.

adedayo3193:



Olodo..share you worst not best

wintersnow:


I swear bro. E happen right before my eyes, after then she kon dey jovial with everybody for the bus, as we dey journey dey go, each time I look her face I go just burst laugh.

classicfrank4u:


He said worst

Gibsonho:
when I was in primary 6, my parents told me not to go to my school excursion because there was no money to pay the bills. I was sad cause I was the Headboy, how on earth will the whole class go for excursion and me the head boy is to be left out. I started making plans without my parents knowledge, I pleaded with my class teacher that my parents said they'll pay the following week. on D-Day I packed my things like I was going to school, I stole my brother's Jean trouser, I had no belt then so I removed the rope on my native wear in place of belt.when we got there, we were told to take off our shirt for sport that was how my rope started dangling, It was as if the ground should open and swallow me

justiniyke29:
Mine Happened like 4 years ago, i took a night bus going to the east, when we got to ijebu ode we saw vehicles parked nd were informed that robbery was going on ahead. That was how our useless driver put head and enter road o, we had not even driven up to 15mins from the place of robbery when the vehicle broke down. That was how everyone came down and started trekking that lonely highway by midnight

larryking540:


how ekp ?

GOFRONT:
I am still on the Highway as I type this.....I pray our driver never think of using Okene Route. Gosh thats Kidnappers den.

alexistaiwo:
If ATM terminal has never "seized" your card while in an unknown place far from home and you don't have any cash on you, you don't know how lucky you are.



It is that day you will know that there is no place in your body that cannot secrete sweat

DARLINGTON869:
I was traveling to Onitsha from Sokoto. Journey was around 850km. The seats were all occupied and the gangway filled to the brim. No AC. There was awful stench oozing from every corner and the fact that I didn't get the window side never helped matters. A woman bought a live Hen and the best place she deemed fit to keep it was right under my seat. . I am always scared of touching a live Hen or any animal, and here I am being tormented by a live chicken on top my 8,000 tfare that I paid. The bus had not even gone 10km when somebody hanging on the gangway fainted. The bus had to stop to eject the dude. We were still raining curses on the driver when another guy vomitted on 3 people.
If there was one word to describe the journey, the word would be HORRIFIC. Las Last i reach upper iweka 23 hrs laterlooking like someone who just finished playing a rugby match. . BTW, na thru that travel I take know sey this country big o.


T.O.Darling

Portifar:
It was last year year, going to work (V.I.) in the staff bus ( luxurious bus) around 5.40am. On the 3rd mainland shortly after Iyana Oworo. There was a broken down car parked by the rail on the bridge with C-Caution to indicate a broken car.
Our driver was just speeding, he climbed the C-Caution. I sat in front shouting by calling the driver that there was broken down car, this man didn't hear! As he was about to get to the broken down car with speed, he just manouvered the bus to his left side avoiding the broken down car by few inches! What really saved us was that there was no vehicle coming on the left side. He then went to pack in front. Infact, if he had hit the car with the speed, we would have been thrown into the lagoon. When we asked the driver why he drove that way, he could not even talked. I really thank God for His protection. It was a miracle we escaped that incident. Since that day, I said I won't sit in front of any vehicle. The impact would have been more on me.

orior5:
my worst travel experience, was when I was returning to warri, from Lagos, on getting to ore, the road was bad, I mean really bad, so instead of sitting in the car with heat, we decided to be strolling along the road while the driver will meet us up, we did it twice and the driver told us not to go down again, but me warri boy I wanted to be smart and I came down, at the long run I could not meet up with my vehicle, and my money and things I bought was in my bag inside the vehicle, I had only 300naira with me, o boy see as I take turn begger for road. na God help me that day

Portifar:
It was last year year, going to work (V.I.) in the staff bus ( luxurious bus) around 5.40am. On the 3rd mainland shortly after Iyana Oworo. There was a broken down car parked by the rail on the bridge with C-Caution to indicate a broken car.
Our driver was just speeding, he climbed the C-Caution. I sat in front shouting by calling the driver that there was broken down car, this man didn't hear! As he was about to get to the broken down car with speed, he just manouvered the bus to his left side avoiding the broken down car by few inches! What really saved us was that there was no vehicle coming on the left side. He then went to pack in front. Infact, if he had hit the car with the speed, we would have been thrown into the lagoon. When we asked the driver why he drove that way, he could not even talked. I really thank God for His protection. It was a miracle we escaped that incident. Since that day, I said I won't sit in front of any vehicle. The impact would have been more on me.

Samsimple:
fine ohh

KayCee92:

Kai, this guy u quoted made me laugh. Lol

Siberia01:
This lie heavy oh

Kalatium:
When i was in jss 3 class we went for excursion to Northern Noodles. The experience was exhilirating and memorable I got to see how indomie was manufactured.

KayCee92:


LOL, this right here is demn hilarious. Chai, my belle oo

cooltola:
Back in the days, i missed my 930pm train during a brutal winter night i almost froze to the death after waiting a hour. Mind you, All the stores nearby were closed for the night and uber did not exist at that time. One of the guys waiting for the next train with me was smoking. I do not smoke, the cold was penerating my bones despite wearing a thick coat. I was forced to smoke , men i tell u that ciga felt so good. It was the best cigarettes i have smoked because i felt warm . Thank God, the next train came in 2 hours.