larryking540:

which department u day , I miss the sch sha

Samsimple:
bch

larryking540:


nice one ,that pretty lecturer way get white Ford ,still day ,I don forget her name

Samsimple:
me no too dey go class ohhh

larryking540:


y na?

Samsimple:
na me dey see myself through school with small help from family. I no get papa, man must chop. Life no easy

larryking540:


I grab Sha ,e no mean say u no go attend class o,last last na that same book fit be your destiny changer o,I am speaking from experience man.

Lieutgood:
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So the whole bus was smelling and choky and the whole bus was messy too because some ppl threw-up right there in the bus.It was hell on earth..Many ppl,women especially were seriously raining insults on the guy while some were laughing and making jest of him..i felt pity 4 the guy sha because the way he humbly and quitely stood at the last corner of the bus like who has received a death sentence...Now the funny part is coming.
After driving 4 amost 2hours,then it was almost morning..The driver branched a fueling station so we could catch some air and allow the guy come out of the bus..So everyone came out and the guy refuse 2 come out,the driver had 2 go and bring him out..When he finally came out,we realised that he has really messed up himself and the whole bus..they bought bags of pure water,stripped the guy from waist down and poured him water.He was really acting funny while all this was going on and everyone busted into an unending laughter.
Continuation...

Supermajor:
Mine was when I enter flight from Abj to lag, we were around osun in the sky o, when plane broke down in the sky, na so all passengers comot start push plane for Sky o..... Thank God for Journey mercies sha.

Make no body ask weda na true or yes o, because I no go ans o

Gibsonho:
when I was in primary 6, my parents told me not to go to my school excursion because there was no money to pay the bills. I was sad cause I was the Headboy, how on earth will the whole class go for excursion and me the head boy is to be left out. I started making plans without my parents knowledge, I pleaded with my class teacher that my parents said they'll pay the following week. on D-Day I packed my things like I was going to school, I stole my brother's Jean trouser, I had no belt then so I removed the rope on my native wear in place of belt.when we got there, we were told to take off our shirt for sport that was how my rope started dangling, It was as if the ground should open and swallow me

Halcyon123:
Mine happened in 2013. Finished my first semester exams though I still have two papers to write but that will be in a week time so I decided to travel to lag without telling a soul. My sis was even in lag but I didn't even tell her. Want to see boyfriend. Day to leave and head back to school came and Bobo said no money for tp(I barely survived the one week, was even ill sef). Had to start sending whatsapp messages to my friends so the can send me some cash. I was able to get the tp, so the plan was I will take a morning bus and my sis was leaving that same day too so I was praying I don't meet her in the park. We got to the park but the morning bus has already left. So the plan was now a night bus and since I don't have enough cash on me, he had to leave me at the park and head back home cos it won't be possible for us to leave together. Spent the whole day at the park, we left around 7pm. Few hours into the journey, we got a tire burst and na for one deserted bush. The driver came down and fixed it, we sha left there after 11. By 6 we were at the outskirts of logical when the the same tire burst again and no more spare. The driver called and was told to wait for the night bus for the day to bring tire. Meanwhile, popci was busy calling to know when I was leaving Zaria to Jos. Last last, na passengers contribute and a tire was bought and fixed by then it was already after 12 in the afternoon. I Sha told popci I was passing through Kd and we had tire issues. Reached Jos around 10pm a journey of 12 hours took more than 24 hours. Popci and my brother were already waiting at the junction to pick me and my sis(she arrived before me). I missed my exams and spent a week on admission in the hospital.

ajimotoke:
This is what happened when you are too foody , can't you just take snacks.

Millimann:
We were travelling and our bus broke down in a small town along the highway. Before the breakdown each passenger was minding his own business and no one was talking to another.
As we were waiting while the mechanic was fixing the car, I brought out a bottle of groundnut that I bought before boarding the bus and offered to everyone around. The next guy bought banana immediately, another bought drinks. Another started playing music on his phone, and that was how a small party started.
By the time the mechanic was through with fixing the vehicle it was as if we had known one another for many years. That was my best travel experience.

Samsimple:
I'm doing fine by the way. I no fit suffer pay school fees to fail na

larryking540:

na so ,any way na way to pass o,nawho graduate Sabi book oo,

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MrTee28:
My worst travel experience, was spending close to 12 hours on Onitsha head bridge, after 10 hours journey

wintersnow:


I swear bro. E happen right before my eyes, after then she kon dey jovial with everybody for the bus, as we dey journey dey go, each time I look her face I go just burst laugh.

0taPiaPia:
Driver said he couldn't reach our destination and I was the last person in the car, he asked me to join him to his house which I declined. Na filling station I later sleep oh_ near a fuel pump ( no be only me sha. I meet other refugee for there) . can't forget it.

Skyfornia:


Sorry about that...you didn't have your phone with you? You would have collected money from someone and do transfer. Or called for assistance.

wunmexbaby:
who will allow me to do transfer of fund into his/her acct without knowing me

duduarewa:
Mine was traveling from Ekpoma to Ibadan..Unknown to us our driver is an epilepsy patient. Few minutes to his crisis he received a call that made him shout and para. Oboy see as the epilepsy start with him, my heart had left me, as the men beside him were trying to press brake and park he was pressing accelerator unconsciously.
It was not funny at all, thank God the men beside him were experienced drivers,they kicked his legs away from d accelerator and parked us successfully. This took us some time o, thank God the road was not busy DAT time.
After he recovered, we told him what happened and he said he is well now that he can still drive us.. For where? We no agree o, na one of the men in front drove us home from Akure..It could have being more tragic.. Thank God for life.. The funniest thing is that its a company bus and I saw him driving after some months. Only God go dey save us in Naija.

duduarewa:
Mine was traveling from Ekpoma to Ibadan..Unknown to us our driver is an epilepsy patient. Few minutes to his crisis he received a call that made him shout and para. Oboy see as the epilepsy start with him, my heart had left me, as the men beside him were trying to press brake and park he was pressing accelerator unconsciously.
It was not funny at all, thank God the men beside him were experienced drivers,they kicked his legs away from d accelerator and parked us successfully. This took us some time o, thank God the road was not busy DAT time.
After he recovered, we told him what happened and he said he is well now that he can still drive us.. For where? We no agree o, na one of the men in front drove us home from Akure..It could have being more tragic.. Thank God for life.. The funniest thing is that its a company bus and I saw him driving after some months. Only God go dey save us in Naija.

duduarewa:
Mine was traveling from Ekpoma to Ibadan..Unknown to us our driver is an epilepsy patient. Few minutes to his crisis he received a call that made him shout and para. Oboy see as the epilepsy start with him, my heart had left me, as the men beside him were trying to press brake and park he was pressing accelerator unconsciously.
It was not funny at all, thank God the men beside him were experienced drivers,they kicked his legs away from d accelerator and parked us successfully. This took us some time o, thank God the road was not busy DAT time.
After he recovered, we told him what happened and he said he is well now that he can still drive us.. For where? We no agree o, na one of the men in front drove us home from Akure..It could have being more tragic.. Thank God for life.. The funniest thing is that its a company bus and I saw him driving after some months. Only God go dey save us in Naija.

tchidi066:
I was heading to Lagos from Calabar, we never knew that the so called vehicle from a reputable transport company was bad right from the park, the vehicle stopped like thrice on the road, see curse now, the last mechanic fault was at shagamu, that day i was crying in my heart, my mom and brother were running helter skelter, to make matter worse, i was hearing gunshots, they were robbing somewhere, at last a good Samaritan picked some of us up and I alighted at ikeja, got home around 12 a.m midnight . Worst traveling experience ever.
Another bad experience was coming back from sokoto to Anambra, it was during the lockdown and i slept on the road for three good days, the only good thing was i was in the company of my colleagues, when i finally got to onitsha around 9 p.m , i could no longer get a bus going to my hometown, had to lodge in a hotel till the next morning