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Re: Share Your Worst Or Funny Travel Experience by Samsimple(m): 6:19pm On Aug 26, 2020 |
larryking540:bch |
Re: Share Your Worst Or Funny Travel Experience by larryking540: 6:20pm On Aug 26, 2020 |
Samsimple: nice one ,that pretty lecturer way get white Ford ,still day ,I don forget her name |
Re: Share Your Worst Or Funny Travel Experience by Samsimple(m): 6:23pm On Aug 26, 2020 |
larryking540:me no too dey go class ohhh ![]() ![]() 3 Likes |
Re: Share Your Worst Or Funny Travel Experience by Ghost0219: 6:24pm On Aug 26, 2020 |
I had this experience 3years ago .I was travelling back from ado ekiti to Lagos .so I made a decision I was going to stop over at ibadan to eat amala at a favorite spot that is well known (amala sky) was a bit boxed up then .my transport arrived at ibadan at past 4pm not minding the time I still insisted on accomplish ing what I stopped I stopped at ib for .I got to the famous road side amala/abula spot had the best amala of my life then .I spent bout 2000 naira just to eat a food I rarely eat at a road side canteen.at about pass 5pm I started my journey back to Lagos so I stopped a bike from the canteen to take me to toll gate where I would get a cheap fare to Lagos .I was feeling reluctant to pay more than 500 naira for the bus fare to Lagos even if I had about 6k still left with me then ..while on the bike down to toll gate then I saw a betnaija shop and then I had this gambling addiction I was trying to curb then .so I told to bike man to stop me at shop as I saw the bet shop sign post ahead .I was greedy with my self then I wanted to make more money to chill with in lag .I got in the shop and I started playing the virtual bet .at first I won 1500 upfront to the 6k I had on me .I felt then I needed to make more so I could purchase a power bank when I got to Lagos and still have flex change on me ..I continued playing the bet hoping I would make a 5k upfront and then continue my journey back to lag .then I started losing .first I lost all the money I won ,I still didn't leave feeling it would be a worthless leaving the bet shop without a win .then I was even like if if fit chop 2k ontop my 6k I go do go ,na so betnaija chop me too 7hundred .then I could feel my self being freightened .I became a anxious and started to panic .Note I had an option. To leave then with the 700hundred left on me atleast that could still take me to Lagos with the normal way I planned on moving .but I kept on being ignorant till I was down to 50naira and then night don dey reach finish ..I was soaked in anxiety and panic then coz I didn't have any source of money and the bet shop was soon going to close .. Other gamblers around could see the panick in me ,I was fucking scared and I knew ib was so like that for an outsider .at about 20 minutes to 9pm another gambler in the store came to me and see make we JFK play one game .means joining money together ,in my mind I was like shey this one dey craze no shey hin no see wetin sup with me for here coz it was obvious I was a Traveller I was with my bag.I only had 100 left on me .I had no option then than to give it my last try since the 100 naira seem worthless anyways I can't even play a bet with 100 the least amount for the virtual bet is 150nair a..we played the game and fortunately for me we won .we had 650 .we had to split it since we JFK play the game .I had 350 of the money .them the shop was about closing but 350 still can't get me to my destination.i had to beg bet attendant to give a last chance to play one more bet I used 200 of the money to book a bet and luckily I won the bet .I then had 950 on me . immediately nobody tell me I picked up my bags and zoomed off to the bus park at bout past 9pm .I got to toll gate bought bottle water and entered a bus to Lagos .not minding the late hour journey I was so relaxed and grateful through out the journey and that day upward .months after I got over my habit of betting and am still grateful ..do what matters and in tough situations apply your brain and faith . 19 Likes |
Re: Share Your Worst Or Funny Travel Experience by larryking540: 6:24pm On Aug 26, 2020 |
Samsimple: y na? |
Re: Share Your Worst Or Funny Travel Experience by Samsimple(m): 6:26pm On Aug 26, 2020 |
larryking540:na me dey see myself through school with small help from family. I no get papa, man must chop. Life no easy 2 Likes |
Re: Share Your Worst Or Funny Travel Experience by larryking540: 6:29pm On Aug 26, 2020 |
Samsimple: I grab Sha ,e no mean say u no go attend class o,last last na that same book fit be your destiny changer o,I am speaking from experience man. 1 Like |
Re: Share Your Worst Or Funny Travel Experience by Samsimple(m): 6:31pm On Aug 26, 2020 |
larryking540:I'm doing fine by the way. I no fit suffer pay school fees to fail na |
Re: Share Your Worst Or Funny Travel Experience by Lieutgood(m): 6:39pm On Aug 26, 2020 |
continuation So the whole bus was smelling and choky and the whole bus was messy too because some ppl threw-up right there in the bus.It was hell on earth..Many ppl,women especially were seriously raining insults on the guy while some were laughing and making jest of him..i felt pity 4 the guy sha because the way he humbly and quitely stood at the last corner of the bus like who has received a death sentence...Now the funny part is coming. After driving 4 amost 2hours,then it was almost morning..The driver branched a fueling station so we could catch some air and allow the guy come out of the bus..So everyone came out and the guy refuse 2 come out,the driver had 2 go and bring him out..When he finally came out,we realised that he has really messed up himself and the whole bus..they bought bags of pure water,stripped the guy from waist down and poured him water.He was really acting funny while all this was going on and everyone busted into an unending laughter. Continuation... 4 Likes |
Re: Share Your Worst Or Funny Travel Experience by madgoat(m): 6:57pm On Aug 26, 2020 |
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Re: Share Your Worst Or Funny Travel Experience by lifenija: 6:57pm On Aug 26, 2020 |
Supermajor:not funny |
Re: Share Your Worst Or Funny Travel Experience by Holamilekan97(m): 7:04pm On Aug 26, 2020 |
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Re: Share Your Worst Or Funny Travel Experience by Lumina1702(m): 7:08pm On Aug 26, 2020 |
How can I forget the most exciting experience of my NYSC days.Just before I set out for my journey ; I thought of calling my mum to inform her of me coming home. However, I decided not to do so in case I don't make it home early and set her on panic mode.True to my intuition; the hold-up caused by bad roads , the beginning of Redeemed Church's December retreat and several diversions through narrow paths stalled our smooth drive and made me get to Benin by 6pm.From there, I connected to Agbor in order to sleep over at Abraka with the boys in my former hostel.Few drivers expressed interest to connect to ABK at that hour because of the deadly robbery that took place on the road the previous day.Finally, one ,with an Audi 80, decided to load but not without drama. With 3 apprehensive passengers at the back seat; he accepted a fourth passenger to seat at the front with a big "Hausa" goat and two others in the boot. Silence in the vehicle , along quiet and notorious spots, was broken intermittently with the goats lashing and bleating out," Baa, baa,baa.......baa" at intervals. Though a comic relief in moments of uncertainty; I only managed to laugh out loud when I disembarked at ABK at about 10:30pm 3 Likes
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Re: Share Your Worst Or Funny Travel Experience by OlawaleBammie: 7:10pm On Aug 26, 2020 |
Halcyon123: Ahh, which means u immediately paid for Ur sin ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: Share Your Worst Or Funny Travel Experience by Lieutgood(m): 7:12pm On Aug 26, 2020 |
The final chapter.. Then d guy was told 2 go inside d bus and clean up his mess of which he did,and all this while,the bobo was stil naked from waist down and his joystick was partially dangling out but luckily his huddy was long enough..After everything, he attempted 2 bring his messed trousers in2 d bus bt d driver collected it and threw it away..d driver was really acting like his father that day and d whole thing really made everyone laff..So another guy offered him a pair of his trousers because the driver couldn't locate his luggages anytime soon..After an hour and thirty minutes spent there,everything was set and we were good 2 continue our journey..All thru d rest of the journey,a lot of ladies made jest of the guy and when it was 2much to bear,he told d driver that he wanted to drop but everyone shouted No.. I leta got the whole gist about the whole thing b4 it happened..they said he had begged the driver earlier that he was pressed and needed 2 ease himsef but driver refused because the road was dangerous 14 Likes |
Re: Share Your Worst Or Funny Travel Experience by Dpsychologist: 7:22pm On Aug 26, 2020 |
ajimotoke:
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Re: Share Your Worst Or Funny Travel Experience by Thazard(m): 7:32pm On Aug 26, 2020 |
Millimann: Lol |
Re: Share Your Worst Or Funny Travel Experience by larryking540: 7:34pm On Aug 26, 2020 |
Samsimple:na so ,any way na way to pass o,nawho graduate Sabi book oo, 1 Like |
Re: Share Your Worst Or Funny Travel Experience by Samsimple(m): 7:56pm On Aug 26, 2020 |
larryking540:na so |
Re: Share Your Worst Or Funny Travel Experience by uncleck: 8:36pm On Aug 26, 2020 |
I have numerous experiences. I can't even start typing |
Re: Share Your Worst Or Funny Travel Experience by Motirayo2018(f): 8:36pm On Aug 26, 2020 |
Mine was this year February 7th It was on Friday ,i woke up that day to see my Daughter recently operated eye ,it was red and swollen ,I called her doctor I was told to bring her immediately because it was an emergency We are about to leave when my neighbour advice I should board a bus to Ibadan from ogbaayo garage Arriving there I was told the bus is on the way. There seven of us already going to Ibadan. When the driver arrived and we started the journey On reaching ifo, the driver started asking for direction. A journey of three hours took 7 hours . He was just moving in circular motion, we were stop somewhere at old Ibadan express road for bus waste bin A road he wasn't supposed to pass ,it was there we knew he was not a commercial driver .I have vow never to enter bus in that garage again 4 Likes |
Re: Share Your Worst Or Funny Travel Experience by 0taPiaPia(m): 8:49pm On Aug 26, 2020 |
Driver said he couldn't reach our destination and I was the last person in the car, he asked me to join him to his house which I declined. Na filling station I later sleep oh_ near a fuel pump ( no be only me sha. I meet other refugee for there) ![]() 4 Likes |
Re: Share Your Worst Or Funny Travel Experience by yuuconnect: 8:51pm On Aug 26, 2020 |
Endyria:You would've made it easy for people to subscribe by putting the subscribe link on your signature 1 Like |
Re: Share Your Worst Or Funny Travel Experience by 0taPiaPia(m): 8:55pm On Aug 26, 2020 |
MrTee28: That must be during Corona lockdown ![]() |
Re: Share Your Worst Or Funny Travel Experience by HitlerGaddafi: 9:05pm On Aug 26, 2020 |
wintersnow:Situations like that I won't even give a damn. Afterall I don't know anybody in the bus from anywhere and we cannot meet anywhere in this life again ![]() ![]() 4 Likes |
Re: Share Your Worst Or Funny Travel Experience by HitlerGaddafi: 9:07pm On Aug 26, 2020 |
0taPiaPia:That's how they do. If people aren't much in the vehicle again , he will say he's no longer going. Or he just pretends the car is faulty. He knows one or two people can't fight him and force him to go. 4 Likes |
Re: Share Your Worst Or Funny Travel Experience by wunmexbaby(f): 9:08pm On Aug 26, 2020 |
Skyfornia:who will allow me to do transfer of fund into his/her acct without knowing me |
Re: Share Your Worst Or Funny Travel Experience by Skyfornia(m): 9:24pm On Aug 26, 2020 |
wunmexbaby: Why not? Even POS vendors will accept that |
Re: Share Your Worst Or Funny Travel Experience by dangermouse(m): 9:39pm On Aug 26, 2020 |
duduarewa:I have never laughed this hard for a long time. |
Re: Share Your Worst Or Funny Travel Experience by Moneywirer: 9:42pm On Aug 26, 2020 |
duduarewa:
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Re: Share Your Worst Or Funny Travel Experience by Idonije8(m): 10:00pm On Aug 26, 2020 |
duduarewa:hmmm nawa oh |
Re: Share Your Worst Or Funny Travel Experience by CanineOfJackal: 10:07pm On Aug 26, 2020 |
tchidi066:did you serve in Sokoto? |
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