Help, my wife farts alot and she now irritates me. What can i do about this?

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Chief! Cheif!





Stop drilling her from her anus,what do you expect, cant you see her anus cant hold more air anymore

Fart is evidence of good living

In fact in lagos here , we value good smelly farts

Congratulations. More gas production sir. How I wish you can ask my husband if his wife also mess.

Her yash dey lick, wetin she dey chop or cook
You better learn to farts too

Get her fruits.
let her try to detoxify herself and she should watch what she eats.

brother don't take this matter too serious, you guys can turn it to competition you know it's fun.

More vegetables, more fruits, more water intake and frequent(daily) bowel movement.
The veggies will help induce frequent bowel movements.
So start requesting vegetable soup all the time so she cooks and eats it.

Nothing go break you up.

Forever till eternity...

why is it irritating you now? leave the environment if you're not comfortable.

Small small pikin getting married dez days, upon all d problem in marriage na fart dey do u.

I wan ask u question, u dey shit at all abi u no dey fart too.


Dat hw sum1 said he will divorce his wife cos she gives der baby amala and ewedu... mtcheww yeye husband everywhere

ChiefIheanacho:
Help, my wife farts alot and she now irritates me. What can i do about this?

Does she eat a lot and in large portions?

If she doesn't see it as a problem, then there's nothing you can do about.
If she's bothered about it, tell her to reduce the portion of food she eats and she should stop eating her last meal of day late.

mariahAngel:


Does she eat a lot and in large portions?

If she doesn't see it as a problem, then there's nothing you can do about.
If she's bothered about it, tell her to reduce the portion of food she eats and she should stop eating her last meal of day late.

You dont mess?

Daughter: Daddy what's that sound mummy makes often?

Father: Sweetheart that sound is called fart, it's the way nature intended for us to give up unwanted gases from our system.

Daughter: Daddy can I fart when I grow up like mummy?

Father: yes you can! it's natural.

Romangalactic:

You dont mess?

Unconsciously or frequently? No.
By the way, you dey krase for asking me that

ChiefIheanacho:
Help, my wife farts alot and she now irritates me. What can i do about this?

For better, for worse is part of the agreement nau...

Is she not your wife again?

mariahAngel:

Unconsciously or frequently? No. By the way, you dey krase for asking me that

hmmmm!!!

Munzy14:

hmmmm!!!

I don't know what you're talking about

mariahAngel:

I don't know what you're talking about

ooooh!!!....

Thank God I didn't read I want to divorce her for farting..

But hey buddy, what did your biology teacher tell u on reasons for that? OK, incase u did not come to school that day, let me explain.

As u swallow food, Water or even your own saliva, You swallow some air with it FULL STOP
This air builds up in your digestive system. more gas builds up when you digest food. Your body works to get rid of these gas either by farting or burping.

If she can stay away from soda, beer, carbonated beverages and replace it with water. She can also avoid beans, and some can products..

U can advise her to go to Google. It's the modern day native doctor.. she can research or u can do it on her behalf since its u that was irritated...

Take it in man....love in the air, you should feel it

@Op you didn't realize this while you two were dating?

The way some people especially girls package ehnn. Until you marry them before you discover their true nature.

Tell her to detox her system and avoid anything beans. If condition persists, please see a doctor

mariahAngel:


Unconsciously or frequently? No.
By the way, you dey krase for asking me that

Fruity mess with a fruity flavour

Romangalactic:

Fruity mess with a fruity flavour

Dude, I swear you're ridiculous!
Gerrout!

Mariaangelo:

You know you're not intelligent enough to keep up with this your shenanigans you scoundrel

Deactivate while you still have the chance

Mariaangelo:


U don’t need intelligence 2 troll an unintelligent person

We shall soon find out who the intelligent one is...
Remember your numbskull already gave me a clue...just one more slip from you

You wanna know why I won't report your impersonation to the mod? That is because I want find out who you are myself and take the pleasure in setting your impersonating ass ablaze you môron!

All is fair in love and ...

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mariahAngel:

Dude, I swear you're ridiculous!
Gerrout!

Are u feelin embarrassed?

Mariaangelo:

Madam fruity flavoured mess

U dont have one single sense