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Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by Bartork(m): 3:10am On Sep 02, 2020
VickyRotex:

Aiiii don't understand Spanish. sad sad



Deja vu!!! cheesy cheesy Keep up with the macs!!!! wink

Deji Abu

Dele abubakari
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by VickyRotex(f): 3:50am On Sep 02, 2020
Bartork:


Now you pipo want to sell kunta kinte

Well it yaff begin

We will soon see

Mercy is coming to wallop you guys

Arab money will break the bank and break your team in small packages

Let them keep buying and selling, lain se Oshodi market. undecided undecided

ati wallop, ati wachop, let the season start before you guys bring in your winshi winshi. angry angry
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by VickyRotex(f): 3:52am On Sep 02, 2020
Bartork:



I didn't read that Pepe line.... Can't have a moody day at work....


You are not eating any abula are you the digestive enzymes.... Who told you the shawama has digested.

Go and drink water

Is it your mouth they are following to Standford bridge ni

Yen Yen Yen. undecided

ezz my mouth angry

And who told you the shawarma hasnt digested? Are you the enzyme's advocate

No wahala, I'll drink water. I knew you werent going to give me the food, was just trying my luck. Lemme be going.
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by VickyRotex(f): 3:54am On Sep 02, 2020
Bartork:


Days have been wet and cold

But am fine

Glad to know you are fine

Eyah cool. cool

Good to know you're fine too.

Bartork:



One more time
From back to back
Carrying it like a sack
Deep and sip
We get money we no dey lack
Peep and kip
We hold body we no dey shark
Brb

deep
fried
shaki

and

Deep fried fufuuuuuuuuuuuuu tongue tongue
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by VickyRotex(f): 3:57am On Sep 02, 2020
Bartork:



Haaaa
It is finished


Ayam gkoing

Safe trippppppppppppp angry

Bartork:


Deji Abu

Dele abubakari

Googlessssssssssss cry cry
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by Bartork(m): 5:14pm On Sep 02, 2020
VickyRotex:


Let them keep buying and selling, lain se Oshodi market. undecided undecided

ati wallop, ati wachop, let the season start before you guys bring in your winshi winshi. angry angry


Mercy no go shame una
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by Bartork(m): 5:16pm On Sep 02, 2020
VickyRotex:


Yen Yen Yen. undecided

ezz my mouth angry

And who told you the shawarma hasnt digested? Are you the enzyme's advocate

No wahala, I'll drink water. I knew you werent going to give me the food, was just trying my luck. Lemme be going.


Can't your mouth rest

Hen
Can't you eat small and relax


Well you'll have all you want when we get to Miami next week
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by Bartork(m): 5:17pm On Sep 02, 2020
VickyRotex:


Eyah cool. cool

Good to know you're fine too.



deep
fried
shaki

and

Deep fried fufuuuuuuuuuuuuu tongue tongue


Fried fufu

This is new to me

Aliens on the loose

Call the popo
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by Bartork(m): 5:17pm On Sep 02, 2020
VickyRotex:


Safe trippppppppppppp angry



Googlessssssssssss cry cry


One two bundle my shoe
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by VickyRotex(f): 9:43pm On Sep 02, 2020
Bartork:


Mercy no go shame una

Amin Jesu. And Grace too. cool cool
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by VickyRotex(f): 9:44pm On Sep 02, 2020
Bartork:



Can't your mouth rest

Hen
Can't you eat small and relax


Well you'll have all you want when we get to Miami next week


Yen yen yen

ezzz eat your mouth ezzz eat your relazationnnnn angry

Shade's so purpled, akant see the last line. cool cool cool Come again
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by VickyRotex(f): 9:48pm On Sep 02, 2020
Bartork:


Fried fufu

This is new to me

Aliens on the loose

Call the popo

tongue tongue
fried fufu
fried semo
fried amala

Ezzz not my fault that you refused the aliens from saying hi to you the last time they visited. They came with the fried fufu.

scareding someborrryy ran under the bed. undecided undecided

Bartork:



One two bundle my shoe

30 40 engrrisshh is hard.
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by Bartork(m): 7:50pm On Sep 04, 2020
VickyRotex:


Amin Jesu. And Grace too. cool cool


Hahahaah

He may not be coming after all

Una yansh won't open just yet
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by Bartork(m): 7:51pm On Sep 04, 2020
VickyRotex:


Yen yen yen

ezzz eat your mouth ezzz eat your relazationnnnn angry

Shade's so purpled, akant see the last line. cool cool cool Come again


Hope your bags are packed

The limo will pick you up tomorrow

We leave for 4 seasons
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by Bartork(m): 7:52pm On Sep 04, 2020
VickyRotex:


tongue tongue
fried fufu
fried semo
fried amala

Ezzz not my fault that you refused the aliens from saying hi to you the last time they visited. They came with the fried fufu.

scareding someborrryy ran under the bed. undecided undecided



30 40 engrrisshh is hard.


I think I need a sharp cutlass


Just in case I see any unusual coloured frog
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by VickyRotex(f): 10:29pm On Sep 04, 2020
Bartork:



Hahahaah

He may not be coming after all

Una yansh won't open just yet

See awon haters cheesy cheesy

That news pain dem grin tongue tongue

We're not afraid of him. Whether he comes this season or harmattan or dry season, or I no know sef season, KTBFFH is ready for him!!!! tongue tongue
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by VickyRotex(f): 10:32pm On Sep 04, 2020
Bartork:



Hope your bags are packed

The limo will pick you up tomorrow

We leave for 4 seasons

Awwww isn't that nice? cool

Sorry, I have a very urgent appointment tomorrow so I wont be available for the limo pick up. embarassed cry

We can either reschedule or you go with oyaw(s) wink wink
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by VickyRotex(f): 10:33pm On Sep 04, 2020
Bartork:



I think I need a sharp cutlass


Just in case I see any unusual coloured frog

I support you getting the cutlass.

You're going to need it for any frog you see. Shim can help you kill the frog. cool
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by Bartork(m): 1:18am On Sep 05, 2020
VickyRotex:


I support you getting the cutlass.

You're going to need it for any frog you see. Shim can help you kill the frog. cool


Not again
Am gkoing
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by Bartork(m): 1:20am On Sep 05, 2020
VickyRotex:


Awwww isn't that nice? cool

Sorry, I have a very urgent appointment tomorrow so I wont be available for the limo pick up. embarassed cry

We can either reschedule or you go with oyaw(s) wink wink


I see a heartbroken in pieces

I see a heart trodden like dead wishes

It's a pain plan matter
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by Bartork(m): 1:20am On Sep 05, 2020
VickyRotex:


See awon haters cheesy cheesy

That news pain dem grin tongue tongue

We're not afraid of him. Whether he comes this season or harmattan or dry season, or I no know sef season, KTBFFH is ready for him!!!! tongue tongue


Mouth
Mouth
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by VickyRotex(f): 2:42am On Sep 05, 2020
Bartork:



Not again
Am gkoing

Bahhh Byeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by VickyRotex(f): 2:43am On Sep 05, 2020
Bartork:



I see a heartbroken in pieces

I see a heart trodden like dead wishes

It's a pain plan matter


Who did that? cry cry cry
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by VickyRotex(f): 2:45am On Sep 05, 2020
Bartork:



Mouth
Mouth

That's not mouth. sad sad That's exuding confidence. Things will not always go our way, but we can't start scareding even before the games start.
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by Bartork(m): 1:11pm On Sep 06, 2020
VickyRotex:


That's not mouth. sad sad That's exuding confidence. Things will not always go our way, but we can't start scareding even before the games start.


Eeehmm

What did you say again

You sha want o show me you spoke can pidgen
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by Bartork(m): 1:12pm On Sep 06, 2020
VickyRotex:


Who did that? cry cry cry

Dr Who

Good pm

How are you doing today

How was service
And how's studies

How's the cold

You can send your sister by

I have some things to share with her

It's urgent
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by Bartork(m): 1:12pm On Sep 06, 2020
VickyRotex:


Bahhh Byeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wanted to check something now I see

I now know
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by VickyRotex(f): 1:14pm On Sep 06, 2020
Bartork:



Eeehmm

What did you say again

You sha want o show me you spoke can pidgen

Ehhmmmmm ehhmmmmmm

You say wetin
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by Bartork(m): 1:16pm On Sep 06, 2020
VickyRotex:


Ehhmmmmm ehhmmmmmm

You say wetin

We no sabi

Pam pam pim
pam pam pim
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by VickyRotex(f): 1:16pm On Sep 06, 2020
Bartork:


Dr Who

Good pm

How are you doing today

How was service
And how's studies

How's the cold

You can send your sister by

I have some things to share with her

It's urgent

Xender ni. undecided undecided

How many bottles

Happy Sunday sir

Doing alright. Everything's fine. Bless God

Hope you're well too?
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by VickyRotex(f): 1:18pm On Sep 06, 2020
Bartork:


I wanted to check something now I see

I now know

I see the sun waking up the morning, reviving dreams
tongue tongue
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by Bartork(m): 1:18pm On Sep 06, 2020
VickyRotex:


Xender ni. undecided undecided

How many bottles

Happy Sunday sir

Doing alright. Everything's fine. Bless God

Hope you're well too?

Happy sunday

Am fine joor

Thanks thanks

Use just send her

I want to check something, am now a harsenal fan.
We want to discuss proceedings for the season

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