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Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by dingbang(m): 7:05pm On Sep 05, 2020 |
SirMichael1:hey you dont call the mother of my kids uyaiincomparabl a village girl. |
Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by SirMichael1: 7:09pm On Sep 05, 2020 |
dingbang:I hope say una kids no carry the colour of her previous soup, the one wey yellow anyhow. Dey like miyan samiya. And she go dey house dey chop wetin she just upload now oh. Person mix stew and vegetable call am soup. I laugh in anambara, awka. |
Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by GrammarNazi1(m): 7:10pm On Sep 05, 2020 |
SirMichael1:Your wickedness is legendary. |
Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by UyaiIncomparabl(f): 7:10pm On Sep 05, 2020 |
SirMichael1: Yea. I have only one pot. I know. Na me and your imaginary wife dey follow share am. How about you send me a message on FB messenger to give you an antidote to that your lice-infested scalp since you haven't let my Whatsapp message inbox rest and have as well been disturbing me with calls. I have been busy, son. Sorry. 2 Likes |
Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by dingbang(m): 7:11pm On Sep 05, 2020 |
SirMichael1:just say you like her soups. |
Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by SirMichael1: 7:16pm On Sep 05, 2020 |
GrammarNazi1:My boss well well. Na my personal person. She don do her own for my thread, i no answer. I get her time now. 1 Like |
Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by UyaiIncomparabl(f): 7:16pm On Sep 05, 2020 |
SirMichael1: Oh. You no say no be me you dey follow yan. I always prepare classics. After all, the one way Ella been dey prepare for you before she leave you three months ago no reach all these ones na. Too much jab for someone that can't even boil water. No be me help you turn eba last month when I visit you for your aunty house when you come Lag? Dey soffri follow me talk, abeg. |
Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by UyaiIncomparabl(f): 7:19pm On Sep 05, 2020 |
dingbang: No mind am. Na me help me turn eba when I go meet am for him aunty house last month. Now, him dey gimme jab. I am taking a snapshot of his jabs straight to his aunt's inbox. Nothing wey he sabi do o! |
Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by dingbang(m): 7:21pm On Sep 05, 2020 |
UyaiIncomparabl:haha please do let me and lefulefu sit down and laugh |
Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by UyaiIncomparabl(f): 7:21pm On Sep 05, 2020 |
SirMichael1: Nsogbu. Biko, puta nuzo. I no really get your time. Come back to FB and let's get you a cure to your lapa lapa infested scalp already. It must have eaten deep into your brains, therefore you can't be faulted. |
Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by SirMichael1: 7:22pm On Sep 05, 2020 |
UyaiIncomparabl:Lass lass i just rechecked this your soup and e no shock me say meat no dey am, only green beans. Makes me wonder if you're on a diet. Ask me of my wife again, slay kangaroo. |
Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by SirMichael1: 7:25pm On Sep 05, 2020 |
UyaiIncomparabl: Mbanu. Neya like fish on land. This one pain you oh. Chai. Shey you no go invite me come chop your soup? My wife no cook for me. |
Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by UyaiIncomparabl(f): 7:25pm On Sep 05, 2020 |
SirMichael1: Go do your findings well, you dragon. Na soup be that? Oh. I don even forget say even ordinary garri, you no fit turn, na Ekpang-Nkukwo you wan come sabi? And errm, I hope say you don go settle that your Nupe girl? She don give me at least hundred missed calls this week. Anu mpama. |
Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Goalnaldo(m): 7:27pm On Sep 05, 2020 |
UyaiIncomparabl:you speak Yoruba, calabar, and Igbo do you speak hausa too? |
Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Dyt(f): 7:29pm On Sep 05, 2020 |
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Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by UyaiIncomparabl(f): 7:30pm On Sep 05, 2020 |
Goalnaldo: Yes, dear. |
Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by UyaiIncomparabl(f): 7:33pm On Sep 05, 2020 |
SirMichael1: Thunder faya you and that your imaginary wife. You better inform me when you dey come Lag next month. Make I for prepare better Onugbu soup and fufu keep for you. I know say that Nupe girl no dey prepare better delicacy for you, na why lapa lapa don full your scalp be that. |
Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by SirMichael1: 7:37pm On Sep 05, 2020 |
UyaiIncomparabl:You dey praise yourself now? Well, agama lizard wey jump down from iroko tree go look left, turn right, if e see say nobody praise am, e go nod him head praise himself. Na wetin you dey do so oh. I no come lag, you too lie. I get wife wey sabi cook and me sabi pound self. Even stone i go pound. Even if na true self oh, e no shame you say you wear slippers enter those yellow busses from ajegunle come V.I come turn eba go back? |
Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by UyaiIncomparabl(f): 7:42pm On Sep 05, 2020 |
SirMichael1: Na me you wan take catch cruise. Na VI your aunty dey stay? Fuel tanker fall on your dry testes there. No mai give you records o, you this small rat. 2 Likes |
Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by iamoyindamola(m): 7:44pm On Sep 05, 2020 |
Dyt:This is for the house, where's the original one you ate |
Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by SirMichael1: 7:47pm On Sep 05, 2020 |
UyaiIncomparabl:See the name like all those classmate name for primary school wey we dey mock. Wetin be ekapan-nkwocha? Oyeberibe. Why she no go beep you 100 times when you dey owe her 5naira since last year. Pick call, she wan add another 5naira make e make am 10naira so that you'll pay her in 50yrs time. |
Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by UyaiIncomparabl(f): 7:53pm On Sep 05, 2020 |
SirMichael1: Lol. Why you come dey beg me make I stop to dey yab you for Whatsapp na? You no say I been no wan go that route with you before, na you make am. Anyways, I don forgive you. |
Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by SirMichael1: 7:53pm On Sep 05, 2020 |
UyaiIncomparabl:Na yoruba i marry and yoruba no dey chop akapan-nsobu. Na confirm food wey get direct english translation i dey chop on a steady. I go come go chop wetin go hook me for throat because i no fit pronouce hin name. Nekwa nu aya oh. |
Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by dingbang(m): 7:53pm On Sep 05, 2020 |
SirMichael1:walahi you be trouble |
Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by UyaiIncomparabl(f): 7:56pm On Sep 05, 2020 |
SirMichael1: Goat, I no get your time. Onto greater things. |
Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by milann: 7:57pm On Sep 05, 2020 |
Ceasefire! ceasefire! |
Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by SirMichael1: 8:00pm On Sep 05, 2020 |
dingbang:Na this night i say make i test the waters. She too na person wey sabi trouble like say tomorrow no get belle. 1 Like |
Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Dyt(f): 8:02pm On Sep 05, 2020 |
iamoyindamola: That's an old one sef I had grilled fish, fries and coleslaw. Sadly I forgot to take pictures |
Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by UyaiIncomparabl(f): 8:04pm On Sep 05, 2020 |
SirMichael1: Fuel tanker, hot charcoal fall on your testes there, you son of Delilah. |
Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by dingbang(m): 8:05pm On Sep 05, 2020 |
UyaiIncomparabl:ah wifey The play haf serious o.. Abeg tanker no go fall on am ooo.. |
Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by SirMichael1: 8:13pm On Sep 05, 2020 |
UyaiIncomparabl:Lol. If you like dey here, me i don comot. We don too derail am. Why these mods dey delete our post self. Na wa oh. Una for here, no vex. Na my sister she be. Baby sister. |
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