10 Reasons Ladies Should Marry a Man Like Me [Picture]

First of all, I'm not searching. Secondly, I'm single (meaning: I'm actually searching, but not too serious about it.)

Lastly, I have lots of female friends and I'll marry one of them soon, so you can join my iLegend Female Friends Association (iFFA) and I might end up choosing you.

This thread will be hated by 99% of men who will read it, but it's the truth.

I'll try as much as possible not to sound boastful, but no matter how hard I try, it's surely going to come off as arrogant.

Anyway, whichever way you see it, I have exhausted all the f*cks I have to give this year.

I'll not talk about natural gifts God gave us like beauty or height, but the ones we acquired ourselves through hard work or smart work.

Are we ready for those 10 things?

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1. I don't abuse women physically or verbally (this is how simps act, but alphas do it better). Do you want a husband that will abuse you? No to smart women, but to some women, they love it because of their upbringing.

2. Since I don't abuse, I don't entertain being abused. Abuse/cheat/nag me as a woman and it's over.

Even if you come to my house with Jesus to apologize, I'll walk two of you out. If Jesus says, "You won't make Heaven for walking us out." I'll reply with, "So be it. Give her the Heaven to eat."

3. I don't cheat — I'd rather másturbate. The fear of infection is the beginning of wisdom. Do you want a husband that will cheat on you? No. Sadly, some ladies do.

4. I don't slave for money — money is my slave. This is to say: I'm jobless because job is for slaves.

Do you want a husband who will be working/slaving 5-9 every week days and never have time for you? No.

Also, this type of work leads to him cheating with a promiscuous coworker. Do you want that? No.

5. My bedroom skill is the best in the world — no porn star can compare. Natural and powerful — no drugs allowed.

If you doubt, read my book Lasticle — where I exposed all my secrets and you'll be shocked and say, "Wow! I thought he was just bragging/making empty noises — I never knew he was saying the truth."

Do you want to marry a 1 minute man? No. What about a man that takes drûgs before sex? No. You deserve a man who can go forever any day, any time without a single substance.

You don't want a husband that will become a drug addîct and ends up collapsing during a romp because of overdose and you end up as a widow. Is that what you want? No.

6. I hit the gym and keep fit. No day passes without me exercising. Do you want a man who doesn't care about his health? Do you want a man whose stomach will be as big as your pregnancy days? No.

7. Romantic and kind (Though, I claim to be stingy, but I'm not — it's just to catch cruise). Don't you want a man who can help you out in the kitchen, help you wash your undies on his command, not because he is a simp?

Shower you, massage your entire body when your tired, take you on adventurous trips around the world, bang you inside the plane (in the toilet), finger you at the cinema, tease you at any opportunity he gets until you can't hold it any longer and want to bang him there and then, etc. Don't you want such a husband?

8. Disagree to agree. A man you're going to have a healthy misunderstanding with and before evening or in few days' time, you're back again and can't get enough of each other. Don't you want an understanding man, but with some untouchable principles?

9. God fearing. Yes, I'm God fearing, but I hate being preached to by Nigerians because I see them as pretenders and wicked.

10. Sense of humor/naughtiness. Don't you want a husband that can make you laugh and make you hórny via 1-on-1 conversation and via chat? Do you want a boring man? No, you don't.

Oh, this is why I wrote a book on how to develop a sense of humor and another one on how to chat/hold a conversation. I'll post the links below.

Bonus:

1. Great cook
2. Technical knowledge (fix most spoilt gadgets or equipment)
3. Cool dancer
4. Good listener
5. Good and bad in everything

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Lol are u advertising yourself.

Now, the question is: how can I find a man like iLegend?

The answer is: all men are legends, they just haven't added the letter "I" to their names. They need to embark on a journey of self discovery.

To do that, they need to take actions and stay focused while following the pyramid called The Men's Pyramid of Greatness.

Each stage of the pyramid has some books to read and some actions to take.


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Ladies, out of all the 10 things I listed above, which one do you dislike (your husband to possess) and which do you like the most?

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Men, what do you think is missing on the list and which do you think is not supposed to be on the list?

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Remember: No matter how good your product is, if you don't advertise it, it won't make much sales.

I have advertised myself and advertised my books, so it's time for haters to abuse me all they want. Enjoy!

If you're a man, then download some of our dating books below:

1. https://shop.wetclef.com/download-chatdìcted/

2. https://shop.wetclef.com/download-lasticle/

3. https://shop.wetclef.com/blog/2019/05/30/download-mr-friendzone/

Dpsychologist, 100%. When you're business oriented, you'll control your level of alpha and simp once in a while.

DkJay, it was a task, but it took me less time to handle. I overestimated it. Maybe, I can use the remaining free time to sleep, but I slept for 10 hours yesterday.

Too much free time just dey worry me. I had labored all I needed since 2016. Those years were my sleepless night years. I sacrificed 5 years of my life being busy and productive, but now, I'm less busy and even more productive doing less.

See your life Misused identity, no lady here will fall

With D Things U Av Listed Above, Are U Looking 4 Wife Here?

With D Things U Av Listed Above, Are U Looking 4 Wife Here?

Truvel:
With D Things U Av Listed Above, Are U Looking 4 Wife Here?

Yes
He is shooting shots

Rukkydelta:

Yes He is shooting shots

Let Him Keep Shooting.

Bro, a picture of yourself would have served a better purpose... because if you possess all the above but look like king kong, it's a waste of time for most women.

I'm too ugly to show my face.

come and marry me pls

Leaders of tommorow

iLegendd:
I'm too ugly to show my face.

Too ugly or too shy...? you sound all confident with all your above write up and then suddenly fizzle out by saying the above? Doesn't sound like the great ILegendd.

Now, let me ask the important question: after writing all the above and claiming you are ugly, would you still advise a woman to marry a man like you?!

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iLegendd:
1. I don't abuse women physically or verbally (this is how simps act, but alphas do it better). Do you want a husband that will abuse you? No to smart women, but to some women, they love it because of their upbringing.

2. Since I don't abuse, I don't entertain being abused. Abuse/cheat/nag me as a woman and it's over.

Even if you come to my house with Jesus to apologize, I'll walk two of you out. If Jesus says, "You won't make Heaven for walking us out." I'll reply with, "So be it. Give her the Heaven to eat."

3. I don't cheat — I'd rather másturbate. The fear of infection is the beginning of wisdom. Do you want a husband that will cheat on you? No. Sadly, some ladies do.

4. I don't slave for money — money is my slave. This is to say: I'm jobless because job is for slaves.

Do you want a husband who will be working/slaving 5-9 every week days and never have time for you? No.

Also, this type of work leads to him cheating with a promiscuous coworker. Do you want that? No.

5. My bedroom skill is the best in the world — no porn star can compare. Natural and powerful — no drugs allowed.

If you doubt, read my book Lasticle — where I exposed all my secrets and you'll be shocked and say, "Wow! I thought he was just bragging/making empty noises — I never knew he was saying the truth."

Do you want to marry a 1 minute man? No. What about a man that takes drûgs before sex? No. You deserve a man who can go forever any day, any time without a single substance.

You don't want a husband that will become a drug addîct and ends up collapsing during a romp because of overdose and you end up as a widow. Is that what you want? No.

6. I hit the gym and keep fit. No day passes without me exercising. Do you want a man who doesn't care about his health? Do you want a man whose stomach will be as big as your pregnancy days? No.

7. Romantic and kind (Though, I claim to be stingy, but I'm not — it's just to catch cruise). Don't you want a man who can help you out in the kitchen, help you wash your undies on his command, not because he is a simp?

Shower you, massage your entire body when your tired, take you on adventurous trips around the world, bang you inside the plane (in the toilet), finger you at the cinema, tease you at any opportunity he gets until you can't hold it any longer and want to bang him there and then, etc. Don't you want such a husband?

8. Disagree to agree. A man you're going to have a healthy misunderstanding with and before evening or in few days' time, you're back again and can't get enough of each other. Don't you want an understanding man, but with some untouchable principles?

9. God fearing. Yes, I'm God fearing, but I hate being preached to by Nigerians because I see them as pretenders and wicked.

10. Sense of humor/naughtiness. Don't you want a husband that can make you laugh and make you hórny via 1-on-1 conversation and via chat? Do you want a boring man? No, you don't.

Oh, this is why I wrote a book on how to develop a sense of humor and another one on how to chat/hold a conversation. I'll post the links below.

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iLegendd:
Ladies, out of all the 10 things I listed above, which one do you dislike (your husband to possess) and which do you like the most?

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For asking such question, it clearly shows that u don't know women

Ha, jobless means useless. Who needs that?

iLegendd:
10 Reasons Ladies Should Marry a Man Like Me [Picture]

First of all, I'm not searching. Secondly, I'm single (meaning: I'm actually searching, but not too serious about it.)

Lastly, I have lots of female friends and I'll marry one of them soon, so you can join my iLegend Female Friends Association (iFFA) and I might end up choosing you.

This thread will be hated by 99% of men who will read it, but it's the truth.

I'll try as much as possible not to sound boastful, but no matter how hard I try, it's surely going to come off as arrogant.

Anyway, whichever way you see it, I have exhausted all the f*cks I have to give this year.

I'll not talk about natural gifts God gave us like beauty or height, but the ones we acquired ourselves through hard work or smart work.

Are we ready for those 10 things?

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Is the position for a wife still vacant? And what are the requirements?

MrBrownJay1, humans operate based on emotions and you must know how to to trigger all of them.

I like (intentionally) talking down on myself at times for a reason. If I talk based on how it is, I'll come off as too arrogant. So, you need humility to make others feel better around you.

I don't like oppressing people, but no matter how I try, some people end up being intimidated by me or feeling oppressed. The main reason a lot of weak guys love hating on me is the feeling of oppression.

So, I have to play on their emotions by talking down on myself and my worth to make them feel better.

Any time you hear me talking about myself being broke, ugly, poor, unintelligent, etc. I'm only doing it to make some people feel better. I don't want people to feel less of themselves around me, so I make it 50/50 to avoid making them more depressed than Buhari had already made them. I love being the "fool" so that others can laugh, relief stress, and feel better.

Things people read on the Internet do affect or influence them in one way or the other. So, I prefer my readers to leave my thread feeling like they are better than me or at least, a feeling of, "If iLegend could do it, I can do it too."

Muna4real, it's always vacant, but too many choices and it's confusing my brain. I love a girl that can f*ck. Most Nigerians girls can't.

Even if you have the best character in the world but you hate sex or banging me for at least 1 hour, I give up or friendzone the person.

PUNAengineOIL, you're right, dear. I know nothing about women. Thanks for noticing it.

Have a nice day, boss.

iLegendd:
Now, the question is: how can I find a man like iLegend?

The answer is: all men are legends, they just haven't added the letter "I" to their names. They need to embark on a journey of self discovery.

To do that, they need to take actions and stay focused while following the pyramid called The Men's Pyramid of Greatness.

Each stage of the pyramid has some books to read and some actions to take.


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aswear I'm laffing so hard rn

iLegendd:
MrBrownJay1, humans operate based on emotions and you must know how to to trigger all of them.

I like (intentionally) talking down on myself at times for a reason. If I talk based on how it is, I'll come off as too arrogant. So, you need humility to make others feel better around you.

I don't like oppressing people, but no matter how I try, some people end up being intimidated by me or feeling oppressed. The main reason a lot of weak guys love hating on me is the feeling of oppression.

So, I have to play on their emotions by talking down on myself and my worth to make them feel better.

Any time you hear me talking about myself being broke, ugly, poor, unintelligent, etc. I'm only doing it to make some people feel better. I don't want people to feel less of themselves around me, so I make it 50/50 to avoid making them more depressed than Buhari had already made them. I love being the "fool" so that others can laugh, relief stress, and feel better.

Things people read on the Internet do affect or influence them in one way or the other. So, I prefer my readers to leave my thread feeling like they are better than me or at least, a feeling of, "If iLegend could do it, I can do it too."

Very true.... but there wasn't a single hint of humility in your initial post, so I don't know why it should.suddenly change when it comes to your picture.

That's true. In the game of push and pull, you push a lot to get everyone angry, then you pull one step back to give them something to wonder with. You may not understand yet. Let's keep it on the low.

iLegendd:
Muna4real, it's always vacant, but too many choices and it's confusing my brain. I love a girl that can f*ck. Most Nigerians girls can't.

Even if you have the best character in the world but you hate sex or banging me for at least 1 hour, I give up or friendzone the person.

So you love sex like this?