anonymous:
Good evening Collegenews.
Sorry to disturb you.
Don't bother to check my profile, it's a new moniker.
I have been a lover of your diary and I have picked one or two things about you especially about your relationship and your quest to find a wife. Reason I sent you a PM many times.

Please can we talk? Could you try and reply my messages.
I like your person and I am very well single too.
Please mind you, this isn't scam. If you don't mine, I can send you proofs of my realness.
And again, I am not interested in your money.
I am a level 8 federal civil servant.
Not to show off but to let you know I am good on my own.
Just want to know you more.
If you don't mind, reply my messages.
Let's communicate.

Pxoxox:

Collegenews

Collegenews:

Good morning Pxoxox!
Why do I think this is a troll?

Pxoxox:

Good morning CN.
Troll ke? What about you find out?
What could the worst scenario be if we to chat aside here, video call and all?
What evil do you think will happen?

Collegenews:

Nothing bad will happen actually.
I'm just very conscious of the way I reveal my identity on here.
So I am very sorry but I will just pass.

Pxoxox:
Sorry o Collegenews
I hope you didn't appraise that Pinky lady like you just did because of me?

Collegenews:

Lmao! Come on! That's petty.
I have promised dropping Pinky's gist before you mentioned me at all.
Snap out of it biko.

Pxoxox:

OK dear. Good.
How are you?

Collegenews:

I'm fine, thanks.

Pxoxox:

Lol. Fine thanks?
I know you are the very chatty type, I have seen the way you engage your friends in that thread.
You don't want to chat with me ?
Why na?

Collegenews:

Glad you noticed the pattern.
I actually only engage those friends of mine here, I am really not cut out for random convos.
I am just trying to not take you for granted.
Should ignore already.

Pxoxox:

Lol. You are rude sha.
Forget the fake-cool talks.

Collegenews:

You are petty, aren't you?

Pxoxox:

All ladies are petty which is normal.
Or pretty you meant?

Collegenews:

Of course you are pretty.
Your moniker is enough to conclude, same with the over 59 pictures you have in the album on your profile.
Talk about being petty.

Pxoxox:


Yeeeeeee.
Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha
Very funny.

BTW, those things you see as petty are only just to get your attention tho and to keep the conversation going. Will you call it low self esteem? Since you have strong aversion for it.

Collegenews:

The bolded made sense. I retract my words then.
I actually do hate it. Like hate hate. But nothing here points to low self esteem yet, it can't even be addressed as such, not with these few convos. It will be laughable.

Pxoxox:

Lol. I know right but you don't think a woman telling a man first that she likes him is low self esteem? Especially on a faceless forum that anyone can be anything.
Not to talk of having to use a new moniker. Lol.

Collegenews:

That is a long debate you are trying to bring up.
Simply put, it takes great courage, maturity and boldness to tell a guy such especially Nigerian guys. That isn't even low self esteem, although many will contest and label it as such. But to me it's not. This is 21st century, such assertion is archaic and obsolete.
The only reason we are still taking here is because you initiated the convo and it will be immature to leave you hanging. That is how it should be.

Pxoxox:

Hahahahaha. Niceee.
You are trying not to be sweet and also trying no to be fouly. Talk about balance. Lol.

Thanks for the first point tho.
I can just believe you are playing along like you would others. Isn't it?

Collegenews:

Firstly, you are very-very smart. You could easily pick my messages.
Secondly, I like the way you type. You have my patterns
Thirdly, I am not even close to playing along. If I was, I would be all over you in your DM. I won't do that. Never!

Pxoxox:

This guy is just amazing.
But be nice na. A trial will convince you.

Seems I now have your attention.

Collegenews:

Here we go again. Very funny like phony.
Ms Phony!

Pxoxox:

Hahahahahahaha.
Do you always code your words?
Had to take my time to unravel this one.
I am not phony tho.
You didn't expect me to just run up to you with my main sobriquet, did you?

Collegenews:

Life na coded.
Just happy you are smart enough.
Nope, I sure didn't.
You didn't expect to be taken seriously with a phony moniker, did you?

Pxoxox:


You aren't nice.
I did send you a PM, didn't I? Believe it or not.
I actually wrote this message with my main sobriquet at first.
Then I deleted it and hid the post. If you go check the beginning of this conversation, you will see a blank post that was deleted. I quoted the post with this new sobriquet then changed the name to anonymous.
It's just to hide my identity from other users not you.
You can't even tell me you don't know my main.
Ko possible, when it's not like you didn't get my pm.

Collegenews:

Lmao!! Just noticed the deleted post. That was witty tho, nairalanders no get joy.
About the main, I could only guess because (not to feel myself ) I do get oodles of PMs per day.
I hardly even pay attention.

Pxoxox:

Hahahahahaha
Now this is the CN I have been stalking. Very witty piece of show off.
So all nairalanders sent you PMs within that same time I sent you mine.
Tell me more.
Why do you have 43 followers? Are you running a mentorship-discipleship system on here?
Who are they?

Collegenews:

Lmao! You are very funny, swears.

I don't even know whom the followers are as you can see I didn't check but I won't be surprised it's a lunatic that is following and unfollowing me just to get me pissed. I get that a lot and it's quite funny.