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Sunday And The Stupid People by HappyPagan: 7:20am On Sep 20, 2020
It's Sunday again, and the Stupid People are out.. they are probably close to you.

You can probably hear them now... Playing their keyboards, screaming into their microphones.. they were here last Sunday, and the Sunday before that, and the one before too.. reading from that Bible, spending time in the presence of their idols.

The man of God will promise them good things - they have been faithful sheep. He will urge them to remain faithful sheep. To bear, to stay focused on God, because there is evil around them..


'this world is evil, this world is evil, repent and stay close to God, to avoid repercussions"

Their minds have been broken and cast away. In its place, a 'Christ' mind is molded in form of church doctrines and principles.. the people's minds have been circumcised, the foreskin of reason removed, leaving behind scars from fear and psychological torture..

They know very little about the world around them. They understand little about the world's past. Their minds are full of old tales from dead Israelites.


May they find freedom. Ramenam.

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Re: Sunday And The Stupid People by dangermouse(m): 7:30am On Sep 20, 2020
What/Who exactly do u worship?

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Re: Sunday And The Stupid People by ggirl4real: 7:33am On Sep 20, 2020
OP, they are not stupid for choosing to be Christians. Religion is all about beliefs and they believe that they are following the right beliefs.


Right to Freedom of Religious Beliefs is one of the Fundamental Human Rights

My only problem with them is their failure to practice what their religious manuals expects of them. That's where I see them as hypocrites, preaching one thing and doing the opposite.

Corruption should never be mentioned amongst Christians but the reverse is the case in Nigeria

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Re: Sunday And The Stupid People by Nobody: 7:34am On Sep 20, 2020
There is no invisible man in the sky...emanicipate urself from mental slavery.

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Re: Sunday And The Stupid People by Nobody: 7:35am On Sep 20, 2020
ggirl4real:
They are not stupid
They are ignorant.

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Re: Sunday And The Stupid People by Madibah(m): 7:53am On Sep 20, 2020
Yes Sunday and stupid people
Foolish people

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Re: Sunday And The Stupid People by Righteousness89(m): 8:02am On Sep 20, 2020
HappyPagan:
It's Sunday again, and the Stupid People are out.. they are probably close to you.

You can probably hear them now... Playing their keyboards, screaming into their microphones.. they were here last Sunday, and the Sunday before that, and the one before too.. reading from that Bible, spending time in the presence of their idols.

The man of God will promise them good things - they have been faithful sheep. He will urge them to remain faithful sheep. To bear, to stay focused on God, because there is evil around them..


'this world is evil, this world is evil, repent and stay close to God, to avoid repercussions"

Their minds have been broken and cast away. In its place, a 'Christ' mind is molded in form of church doctrines and principles.. the people's minds have been circumcises, the foreskin of reason removed, leaving behind scars from fear and psychological torture..


May they find freedom. Ramenam.

Heaven is Real!
Hell is Real!

If you Miss Heaven! You Cannot Miss Hell!

If you Miss Heaven! Who will you Blame?

Those like you on the other side of Life are Begging and Pleading for this Chance that you Have..

Brother,Humble yourself Before God and Repent before it is Late, Because whether you like it or not! You Must Beg on the other side but it will be Late..

The MASTER Loves you
JESUS Loves you

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Re: Sunday And The Stupid People by CAPSLOCKED: 8:09am On Sep 20, 2020
Righteousness89:
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Heaven is Real! Hell is Real!
If you Miss Heaven! You Cannot Miss Hell!
VALHALLA IS REAL. FGKLM IS REAL.
IF YOU MISS VALHALLA, YOU CANNOT MISS FGKLM.

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Re: Sunday And The Stupid People by HappyPagan: 8:31am On Sep 20, 2020
dangermouse:
What/Who exactly do u worship?
My humble self. I believe in myself and no other. I have no other God beside me.

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Re: Sunday And The Stupid People by dangermouse(m): 8:36am On Sep 20, 2020
HappyPagan:

My humble self. I believe in myself and no other. I have no other God beside me.
How do u tien worship urself? Pagans, i understand, creates a god they can see and worship. Idol worship.
Re: Sunday And The Stupid People by HappyPagan: 8:37am On Sep 20, 2020
ggirl4real:
OP, they are not stupid for choosing to be Christians.
No one is stupid for their beliefs. It's people's actions that make them look stupid.. most Christians in Nigeria act stupidly.


ggirl4real:

Right to Freedom of Religious Beliefs is one of the Fundamental Human Rights
The non-religious have rights too. And seeing that this is the only world I have to live in, I'm sure my right far supersedes those who believe this world will end so they can take space in a new one built by their Sugar Daddy in heaven.

I have right to my peace and quiet in the morning....even Jesus asked Christians to pray in their closests.. but today, their blaring speakers won't let me hear the sweet sounds of birds in the morning.. their croaky voices repeating the same old songs they sang in 1895 won't let me wake up to a peaceful morning. They have gone mad and no one wants to tell them.


ggirl4real:

Corruption should never be mentioned amongst Christians but the reverse is the case in Nigeria
It's not my business to judge Christians on matters of corruption. As I have said, when your loyalty is to a God of Israel, national ideals will naturally matter little to you.. except where one benefits directly..

All they have is fancy words and quotes..beyond that, the works of their hands pay little attention to the sound from their lips.

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Re: Sunday And The Stupid People by HappyPagan: 8:38am On Sep 20, 2020
dangermouse:
How do u tien worship urself? Pagans, i understand, creates a god they can see and worship. Idol worship.
I see myself daily. I'm my Idol.
Re: Sunday And The Stupid People by ayodele17893: 8:41am On Sep 20, 2020
There is no stealth woman in the moon...ewomanicipate urself from psych slaves.
Re: Sunday And The Stupid People by dangermouse(m): 8:45am On Sep 20, 2020
HappyPagan:

I see myself daily. I'm my Idol.
Funny sha. I bet u would in no distant time crave worship from others? And how would u go about it? Declaring urself a god?
Re: Sunday And The Stupid People by dangermouse(m): 8:48am On Sep 20, 2020
Madibah:
Yes Sunday and stupid people Foolish people
Can u boldly say that too about fridays?
Re: Sunday And The Stupid People by festwiz(m): 8:56am On Sep 20, 2020
Righteousness89:


Heaven is Real!
Hell is Real!


I feel very sorry for those that will rot in Jalapeno hell for not following the teachings of the one true God, The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

May the FSM forgive you lot.
Re: Sunday And The Stupid People by Nobody: 9:08am On Sep 20, 2020
HappyPagan:
It's Sunday again, and the Stupid People are out.. they are probably close to you.

You can probably hear them now... Playing their keyboards, screaming into their microphones.. they were here last Sunday, and the Sunday before that, and the one before too.. reading from that Bible, spending time in the presence of their idols.

The man of God will promise them good things - they have been faithful sheep. He will urge them to remain faithful sheep. To bear, to stay focused on God, because there is evil around them..


'this world is evil, this world is evil, repent and stay close to God, to avoid repercussions"

Their minds have been broken and cast away. In its place, a 'Christ' mind is molded in form of church doctrines and principles.. the people's minds have been circumcised, the foreskin of reason removed, leaving behind scars from fear and psychological torture..

They know very little about the world around them. They understand little about the world's past. Their minds are full of old tales from dead Israelites.


May they find freedom. Ramenam.





grin grin cheesy

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Re: Sunday And The Stupid People by Nobody: 9:08am On Sep 20, 2020
ggirl4real:
OP, they are not stupid for choosing to be Christians. Religion is all about beliefs and they believe that they are following the right beliefs.


Right to Freedom of Religious Beliefs is one of the Fundamental Human Rights

My only problem with them is their failure to practice what their religious manuals expects of them. That's where I see them as hypocrites, preaching one thing and doing the opposite.

Corruption should never be mentioned amongst Christians but the reverse is the case in Nigeria



Wise words
Re: Sunday And The Stupid People by Nobody: 9:09am On Sep 20, 2020
CAPSLOCKED:


VALHALLA IS REAL. FGKLM IS REAL.

IF YOU MISS VALHALLA, YOU CANNOT MISS FGKLM.



What's FGKLM





Aswrrrr.......

They'll be shocked to see that Esu or Chukwu or Krishna is the real God
Re: Sunday And The Stupid People by CAPSLOCKED: 9:19am On Sep 20, 2020
Xavfra:
What's FGKLM

I SWEAR I DON'T KNOW, BUT FGKLM WOULD BE "REAL" IF IT WAS PREACHED IN THIER RELIGION TOO.

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Re: Sunday And The Stupid People by Nobody: 9:25am On Sep 20, 2020
CAPSLOCKED:


I SWEAR I DON'T KNOW, BUT FGKLM WOULD BE "REAL" IF IT WAS PREACHED IN THIER RELIGION TOO.
grin grin
Re: Sunday And The Stupid People by HappyPagan: 9:30am On Sep 20, 2020
Righteousness89:

Heaven is Real!
Hell is Real!
If you Miss Heaven! You Cannot Miss Hell!
If you Miss Heaven! Who will you Blame?
Heaven is real, I agree. It is that place you currently plant your feet. Below your feet are all the treasures you'd ever seek.
Below your feet is all the electricity that powers your devices, even the one you currently tap with your fingers.
Below your feet is where all the fools you have ever eaten, and will ever eat, came from. The Earth is our mother, please her and you will find heaven.

Remain ignorant and live in fear of Her.. that's what hell is.. and I know hell's real everytime I read your post. You carry within you a persistent fear of danger, an urge to hasten and move, to flee from everything around you... You have already missed Heaven...but there's a chance you can make it while alive.

Righteousness89:

Those like you on the other side of Life are Begging and Pleading for this Chance that you Have..

Brother,Humble yourself Before God and Repent before it is Late, Because whether you like it or not! You Must Beg on the other side but it will be Late..

I will take my chances begging. Your God sounds like my primary school headmaster.. always angry, looking for someone to flog, willing and quick to make up any excuse to punish.


Righteousness89:

The MASTER Loves you
JESUS Loves you
I have no need for a Master. I love Jesus too.. I hope those wounds in his hands heal quickly.

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Re: Sunday And The Stupid People by CosmicPhoenix: 9:31am On Sep 20, 2020
CAPSLOCKED:


I SWEAR I DON'T KNOW, BUT FGKLM WOULD BE "REAL" IF IT WAS PREACHED IN THIER RELIGION TOO.

Re: Sunday And The Stupid People by HappyPagan: 9:37am On Sep 20, 2020
dangermouse:
Funny sha. I bet u would in no distant time crave worship from others?
Not my fault if your perspective of God is one that relies on worship like man breathes in oxygen.. God, it seems, is a SuperHero.

dangermouse:

And how would u go about it? Declaring urself a god?
How would you prove to me you aren't a robot? How can I tell this conversation is happening with a real person? What is real? What is God?
Re: Sunday And The Stupid People by dangermouse(m): 9:52am On Sep 20, 2020
HappyPagan:

Not my fault if your perspective of God is one that relies on worship like man breathes in oxygen.. God, it seems, is a SuperHero.


How would you prove to me you aren't a robot? How can I tell this conversation is happening with a real person? What is real? What is God?
Its wrong to answer a question with a question. Until u answer mine first, then i will answer the simple and obvious ones u posited here. Waiting...
Re: Sunday And The Stupid People by Madibah(m): 10:13am On Sep 20, 2020
Righteousness89:


Heaven is Real!
Hell is Real!

If you Miss Heaven! You Cannot Miss Hell!

If you Miss Heaven! Who will you Blame?

Those like you on the other side of Life are Begging and Pleading for this Chance that you Have..

Brother,Humble yourself Before God and Repent before it is Late, Because whether you like it or not! You Must Beg on the other side but it will be Late..

The MASTER Loves you
JESUS Loves you

Let me take this trash to the dumpsite

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Re: Sunday And The Stupid People by Nobody: 10:17am On Sep 20, 2020
CAPSLOCKED:


I SWEAR I DON'T KNOW, BUT FGKLM WOULD BE "REAL" IF IT WAS PREACHED IN THIER RELIGION TOO.


grin cheesy wink grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy


Guy...... grin



But it's true ......

If we start to worship it, we'll surely have adherents who'll kill to defend it
Re: Sunday And The Stupid People by DropsMic(m): 10:32am On Sep 20, 2020
Funny
Re: Sunday And The Stupid People by HappyPagan: 12:42pm On Sep 20, 2020
dangermouse:
Its wrong to answer a question with a question. Until u answer mine first, then i will answer the simple and obvious ones u posited here. Waiting...
I'm not here to play your question and answers game..you can create a separate thread for that..
Re: Sunday And The Stupid People by virginboy1(m): 3:58pm On Sep 20, 2020
Righteousness89:


Heaven is Real!
Hell is Real!

If you Miss Heaven! You Cannot Miss Hell!

If you Miss Heaven! Who will you Blame?

Those like you on the other side of Life are Begging and Pleading for this Chance that you Have..

Brother,Humble yourself Before God and Repent before it is Late, Because whether you like it or not! You Must Beg on the other side but it will be Late..

The MASTER Loves you
JESUS Loves you

Heaven and Hell is a figment of one's imagination.

When I still used to be a religion fanatic, I do see ghost (hallucinations).
But after I was served the Redpill, such fears and hallucinations has vamoose.


If God is very real, Nigeria would have been like Paradise... With the kind of prayers we usher daily.

Stop using Hell as a threat...it makes people give up on Christianity easily. undecided
Re: Sunday And The Stupid People by HappyPagan: 1:10pm On Sep 21, 2020
virginboy1:


Heaven and Hell is a figment of one's imagination.

When I still used to be a religion fanatic, I do see ghost (hallucinations).
But after I was served the Redpill, such fears and hallucinations has vamoose.


If God is very real, Nigeria would have been like Paradise... With the kind of prayers we usher daily.

Stop using Hell as a threat...it makes people give up on Christianity easily. undecided

That one has lost his reason.. only he can save himself.

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Re: Sunday And The Stupid People by atheistandproud(m): 7:52pm On Sep 21, 2020
HappyPagan:
It's Sunday again, and the Stupid People are out.. they are probably close to you.

You can probably hear them now... Playing their keyboards, screaming into their microphones.. they were here last Sunday, and the Sunday before that, and the one before too.. reading from that Bible, spending time in the presence of their idols.

The man of God will promise them good things - they have been faithful sheep. He will urge them to remain faithful sheep. To bear, to stay focused on God, because there is evil around them..


'this world is evil, this world is evil, repent and stay close to God, to avoid repercussions"

Their minds have been broken and cast away. In its place, a 'Christ' mind is molded in form of church doctrines and principles.. the people's minds have been circumcised, the foreskin of reason removed, leaving behind scars from fear and psychological torture..

They know very little about the world around them. They understand little about the world's past. Their minds are full of old tales from dead Israelites.


May they find freedom. Ramenam.

Great post

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