MZra.pper:
I am supposed to just sleep and wake up with 485k waiting for me?
Like I fucking didn't do anything?
Quee.nyprinxex?? Seed you called it?
Lirus.ehn? I am your goddamn favourite? 200k from you and Mayn.ation??
Collegenews?? 50 fucking K?
Prinx5.5555,?? You are in this?
Sehin.demi too? Like I cant fucking place this.
Are you people trying to raise a decent human being?
Eg.oat spared a sum?

What a wow!

MZrapper:
See guys.
I am so short of words.
For what exactly was this for? For real I do not know but one thing I know is I have always admired everything about this crew. I have been so down for everyone with or without this collective donation.
I have seen everyone here as a family although a virtual one. Reason why it was easy for me to stand up for EG when that guy came for him. With all humility, we all know it wasn't because I do gain anything from him perse, it basically was because I already saw him as a family and I won't just watch anyone drag him. Same with the way I always defend May, that is just how I see and treat people I like. Like Liru said, I am not a two faced person. I tell you how it should be and whatever you make out of it is what it is.
I am saying this because, you all should expect the same support and more and it isn't because of this aid.
I really do appreciate everyone for this. By the way next week is my birthday and this is like a birthday gift and the best as such.
Who am I to reject the money?
Make I die if I would ever think of that.
What I want is;
EG and May had a discussion and he said he needed like 200k to establish a barbershop.
He declined her help for reasons I can fathom so please I am offering him 200k from this money as per the wealthy woman I am.
And the deal CN and I had last night is called off, the money shall be sent to those people from this donation.(20k each) I know I am benevolent.

Then I can send the remaining to Oni as instructed.
What say you all?

Egoat:
WONDERFUL

Drhealer:

Even me wonderful is all I can think of.
The way you kept typing wonderful, wonderful made me laugh tho.

I even had goosepimpples .

BHAG:

They have finally turned you to Ewure and you still didn't get the gist. Pele sogbor 50mb maa to tan. Boya you should send your account details lemme help you with 2k ko fi ra agbo dindinrin. shioor

MZrapper:
I am the richest black African.
I am the wealthiest woman world wide.
Don't try me.

Thanks to awon igi leyin ogba mi.

Thanks famz!
Please what is IAAPMOO?
I have been with you guys for a while, it's time I knew the meaning.

lirusehn:

The publicity wasn't needed nor the generalization.
No one is taking anyone for a nobody here, we all are fams.
My Nigga CN! I shoulder the blame.
I AM SORRY MAN!!!

Collegenews:

Of course I'm not.
You were nicer to me all along when I was mistaken for a low life blogger.

Queenyprinxex:

The right question should be how long have I stayed in Nigeria.
I was born and raised here, visited Nigeria for a coupla years tho.

Collegenews:

I know she is going to see this and I need her to know she is the best.
She is a total break from the usual Nigerian ladies we are used to. Take Poco for instance, she seems to be okay financially but she is on every thread fighting and insulting guys for reasons I am not intereted in.
A Nigerian lady is either a slay queen or a feminist. She either tries to steal from you or she makes her own money and she is trying to 'man' you. Seeing a lady who drives a good car, living a good life, touching lives and still manage to act normal, is the rearest combination ever.
She doesn't get involved in the usual Nairaland banters, I can imagine how peaceful she is in real life. Her reaction to the woman she said slapped her in her former diary was another eye opener.
I respect and love everything about her, she is funny, intelligent and passionate about her interests too. Not to talk about the rough beginning she underwent as a baby, I am the happiest everything is working for her good.
May is Bae.

Drhealer:

English please.

NNU0000:
Send BHAG your account details for the 2k.Abi you no want am again?

Collegenews:

You should tell me if he is Ugochukwu Nelson or Aduragbemi Nelson or Adamu Yakubu or Oghenero Nelson or Osemwonghogho Osas or Adiza Alamin.

Drhealer:
Once you hear free money you go start eyes service. I don't need the money. Bleep off.

Joyseeker:

I hope I am not late sir?
Please I have not been online for awhile.
Forgive me please . I have sent you the account number.

Please don't pass me by.
Thanks to you and everyone
May helpers locate you all.

Collegenews:

Hey ma'm.
There is a little problem.
I have exceeded the maximum transactions I can carry out on a daily. Please if you don't mind, give me till 12:01 AM. I promise to wake up and send you the money.
I am sorry please.

Drhealer:

God helped you, you would have missed.

DkJay:


Missed what, exactly?

Drhealer:

Free 25k my guy.

Heh. . Is there still space for one more?

Egoat:
YOU PEOPLE SABI ENGLISH O.

DkJay:


Heh. . Is there still space for one more?

Queenyprinxex:

Very true.
The male factors should not be overemphasized but I think most ladies need a total mental revamping. I have always detested the slay queen tags regardless of whatever meaning is made out of it. And again, feminism has been misconstrued. A lot of people do not get the meaning of it anymore, I am a lady king, a feminist but I won't be caught dead fighting for equality with my husband or any man.
Feminism is a push for the betterment of women, to stop them from being treated as second class fiddles not war against men nor a movement meant to challenge their values. It differs individually tho.

The best thing is to be sensible, make your own money and know to do the right thing while also lessening or totally abolishing toxicity towards your partner humanity.
The reason anyone thinks slayqueens only steal from men is the poverty factor. There is a level of independence you attain that no man born of a woman can shame you even when you ask them (male partner) for money.
Most of these lowlives called slay queens rubbishing their own names do not even get more than fare and money for recharge cards. Whereas some other ladies are receiving gifts of 200,300,400k from their men, yet people take it as being romantic.
Laz laz, if you are with the right man, you can choose to be a slay queen, a feminist or be indifferent about the both and still be appreciated and loved.
Make your own money and be independent and watch how rules will be broken for you.
Golddigging a man or Manning a man would not even matter when you both understand each other.
But I repeat, a woman stands to gain and enjoy a lot when she makes her own money.

MZrapper:

Chale all this one na poor man talk.
Who says a barbershop can't be standardized from the very start?
Tell us how much will establish a standard and 21st century barbershop that will sustain you.
Is the 200k enough or not? Considering that prices of things have skyrocketed since the pandemic began.

Collegenews:

"What the fork is wrong with you chale" so much, forever and ever.

prinx55555:
When did Mzrapper and collegenews become
whatsApp buddies?
Abi what's all this sef?

Drhealer:

Are you asking me?

Lol. You are my commander-in-chief sir. If I don't ask you, who will I ask?

prinx55555:

You have a long way to go man.
Forget this stupid talk about pastors raking off 10% of people's labour, nigga pay your tithe. It's scriptural and it has a lot of blessings attached.
Don't be an ingrate.

DkJay:


Lol. You are my commander-in-chief sir. If I don't ask you, who will I ask?

Drhealer:

Me I just dey enjoy the thread as I dey see money flying around.
Join me, these people na correct people them.