airmark:
Ramdeuter aka slekdot, why is calamitous Boathand on the bench, while the coach preferred Martinez to play as CB?

Cant you ask people around you for sense?

Why is Tolliso preferred over Goretzka or why is Coman preffered over Gnabry
If your sense tells you Martinez is playing CB then even Stockton cannot help/assist you

Their fada!! JK breaking BVB hearts again! Where would we be without this guy?

sleekdot:

Cant you ask people around you for sense?

Why is Tolliso preferred over Goretzka or why is Coman preffered over Gnabry
If your sense tells you Martinez is playing CB then even Stockton cannot help/assist you

Mumu, no use your head hit wall o.

If you have sense, you should have asked why is Boathand always getting benched in the last 3 Cup finals in Germany ?

Laumdeuter.

airmark:


Mumu, no use your head hit wall o.

If you have sense, you should have asked why is Boathand always getting benched in the last 3 Cup finals?

Laumdeuter.

Mention these 3 cup finals that Boateng was benched. Let us check if you have been able to borrow sense

That money Alaba is asking for let's add it to what we want to give Kimmich when next he is due for a payrise

We only want volunteers here no hostages

And to the board give Hansi Flick some money you friggin akagums. I've never seen a club reward their manager with this kind of fuckery. Reminds me of Football Manager days sha when you win the treble and your board still won't give you shishi and even sack you on top

Now I even heard we are going for Thomas Lemar, Thomas Lemar who is dragging with Hidden Shakushaku as the worst flop in La Liga history. The same player I have been roasting Kagawa10 on. The Lord truly works in mysterious ways

sleekdot:


Mention these 3 cup finals that Boateng was benched. Let us check if you have been able to borrow sense

German cup finals - 2018/2019 , 2019/2020 Super cup - 2019/2020

Boathand was benched in all these cups by Bayern, and they won.

He is already offered for sale on Amazon.

airmark:


German cup finals - 2018/2019 , 2019/2020 Super cup - 2019/2020

Boathand was benched in all these cups by Bayern, and they won.

He is already offered for sale on Amazon.

CL final 2019/2020 played in August 2020 Boateng started Bayern won
German cup final 2019/2020 played in June 2020 Boateng started. Bayern won

You can continue wailing uncontrollably like a bushbaby

Lucas Hernandez is fast becoming my second favorite Bayern player. Another masterclass from the French Maldini yesterday. First to every ball and winning duels all over the pitch. A pure, old-school stopper. No be that greedy false '4' wey dey masquerade as CB. It was also good to see him work on his ball-playing skills and try bringing it out from the back. If he can improve on that aspect of his game, then we have a MONSTER on our hands.

Alaba has a battle on his hands to win back that LCB spot. He had better stop asking for more money and concentrate on getting back to his best.

sleekdot:


CL final 2019/2020 played in August 2020 Boateng started Bayern won
German cup final 2019/2020 played in June 2020 Boateng started. Bayern won

You can continue wailing uncontrollably like a bushbaby

You have exhausted all your ridiculous excuses for the useless defender.

Uefa just hit you with another fat L below. Time to start hating Kimmich, for winning what Boathand never won in his 10 years of playing for Bayern. Carry along mofo.

airmark:


You have exhausted all your ridiculous excuses for the useless defender.

Uefa just hit you with another fat L below. Time to start hating Kimmich, for winning what Boathand never won in his 10 years of playing for Bayern. Carry along mofo.

You already told us Boateng did not play a final and the facts pointed out that you are a liar

Boateng is doing great in his career

2 CL trophies
1 world cup trophy

You keep chasing polling booth awards while Boatank continues winning real trophies

This our group is pretty interesting.

Salzburg
Atletico Madrid
Lokomotiv

I'm especially looking forward to both ties vs Salzburg. Wouldn't wanna miss that one

Leipzig's group is very interesting as well but for Gladbach. Thoughts and prayers

Bayern wiped the UEFA awards lol but you can see how quiet everywhere is. We don't celebrate polling booth awards round here

This is what matters

A40:
Bayern wiped the UEFA awards lol but you can see how quiet everywhere is. We don't celebrate polling booth awards round here

This is what matters

The trophy is what counts to us not awards from votes

You even see one funny thing Kimmich was voted as a midfielder and as a defender

raumdeuter:


The trophy is what counts to us not awards from votes

You even see one funny thing Kimmich was voted as a midfielder and as a defender

That's the confusion of these awards. Müller was in the forwards and midfielders vote as well.

Suprised Kimpembe didn't scratch top 10. These awards are always somehow. Even VVD Morata and that Korean was spinning like turntable was top 4

A40:
That's the confusion of these awards. Müller was in the forwards and midfielders vote as well.

Suprised Kimpembe didn't scratch top 10. These awards are always somehow. Even VVD Morata and that Korean was spinning like turntable was top 4

Those are symptoms of polling booth awards

How did Muller become a midfielder and a forward at the same time?. That headache is for believers of polling booth

What I care about is the main trophy

raumdeuter:


You already told us Boateng did not play a final and the facts pointed out that you are a liar

Boateng is doing great in his career

2 CL trophies
1 world cup trophy

You keep chasing polling booth awards while Boatank continues winning real trophies

Boathand is doing great or they are carrying him to win trophies as usual?

Uefa Super cup final - On the bench

German super cup final - On the bench

We will soon be calling him Benchteng.

A40:
Bayern wiped the UEFA awards lol but you can see how quiet everywhere is. We don't celebrate polling booth awards round here

This is what matters

You can be in your Bariga, eating your Amala and gbegiri and be deceiving yourself. Lewandowski and your key players know what it means to win individual awards that distinguish them from carry-along leeches like Boathand.

airmark:


You can be in your Bariga, eating your Amala and gbegiri and be deceiving yourself, Lewandowski and your key players know what it means to win individual awards that distinguish them from carry-along leeches like Boathand.

Continue crying my guy

raumdeuter:


Those are symptoms of polling booth awards

How did Muller become a midfielder and a forward at the same time?. That headache is for believers of polling booth

What I care about is the main trophy

Then...

raumdeuter:


Someone was named best player in the entire league you are now crying that he didn't make team of the season

You are extremely ignorant and instead of seeking knowledge you resort to lies.

Not only that Boateng make team of the season, He was overrall best player of the year

Boateng was in UEFA team of euro 2016 and uefa team of the season

Exonerate1:


Then...

E be things...

Exonerate1:

Then...

Was I the one who brought up awards or someone else?

pkasso:
Lucas Hernandez is fast becoming my second favorite Bayern player. Another masterclass from the French Maldini yesterday. First to every ball and winning duels all over the pitch. A pure, old-school stopper. No be that greedy false '4' wey dey masquerade as CB. It was also good to see him work on his ball-playing skills and try bringing it out from the back. If he can improve on that aspect of his game, then we have a MONSTER on our hands.

Alaba has a battle on his hands to win back that LCB spot. He had better stop asking for more money and concentrate on getting back to his best.

Lucas Hernandez French Maldini?

Is he even a regular at Bayern ?

andrewbaba44:


Lucas Hernandez French Maldini?

Is he even a regular at Bayern ?

He's had a rough start to life at Bayern with injuries and lack of game time. But he is one hell of a defender. I fully expect him to 'blow' this season if he stays fit.

The French Maldini thing is just a reference to his strong defensive abilities and the fact that they both play the same LB/CB position. We also call Alaba the Black Beckenbauer. It's nothing serious.

pkasso:
He's had a rough start to life at Bayern with injuries and lack of game time. But he is one hell of a defender. I fully expect him to 'blow' this season if he stays fit.

The French Maldini thing is just a reference to his strong defensive abilities and the fact that they both play the same LB/CB position. We also call Alaba the Black Beckenbauer. It's nothing serious.

Lucas is a good player sha I won’t lie

After taking forever, we finally have a new signing! Yess! Marc Roca from Espanyol. Given our previous links with him, i'm suspecting this was Brazzo's last card. Like at all at all, naim bad pass. Not the signing we were hoping for after losing Thiago but we will take anyone after this nearly-disastrous transfer window.

Now let's go get Hudson-Odoi and that RB.

raumdeuter:
After Renatos outburst last Friday, he has been sold to Lille for 25M

Marc Roca from Espanyol expected to be his replacement. A fee of between 30 and 40M currently discussed

After chasing Marc Roca unsuccessfully last season for 30 to 40m, We are now about to get him for between 10-15m

The Bayern strategy is to be patient probably wait for some time still maintain contact with the player and get him cheaper later.

Reports have it that Marc Roca is in Munich for medical

€13m

I Stan an Ijebu over kaku club. Can play CM and CDM and will definitely improve our depth in that midfield

Atletico actually wanted him to replace Rodri last season as well but the deal fell through.

At 24 this was definitely a steal

Who will buy Boathand?

Former PSG striker and free agent Eric-Maxim Choupo-Moting is set to sign for Bayern Munich according to L'Equipe. Hardly exciting news but he is a decent back-up for Lewy.

Brazzo working overtime!

Chai. I just remembered Choupo-Moting can also play as a winger. His time at Stoke comes to mind. I just hope he doesn't turn out to be the 4th winger if the Hudson-Odoi deal falls through.

Choupo Moting. Who would have thunk it?

Well beats paying £110m for Kramaric and Hudson Odoi.

Looks like Bouna Sarr from Marseille is also coming. Very interesting late moves Bayern has been doing

So the Roca deal is €9m with potential add-ons of 6m

Sarr for €10m.

Choupo Moting für gratis.

This is incredible akagumery and Ijebu behavior from Bayern, I have no words

A40:
Choupo Moting. Who would have thunk it?

Well beats paying £110m for Kramaric and Hudson Odoi.

Looks like Bouna Sarr from Marseille is also coming. Very interesting late moves Bayern has been doing

So the Roca deal is €9m with potential add-ons of 6m

Sarr for €10m.

Choupo Moting für gratis.

This is incredible akagumery and Ijebu behavior from Bayern, I have no words

Its incredible how we managed to do this

So expecting this

In
Roca 10M
Sarr 10M
Chupo Moting Free

Out
Zirkzee on loan
Cuisance on loan
I hope Zirkzee gets a club where he can play regularly. Chupo Moting will be on a 2yr deal. Time for Zirkzee to grow and learn his trade

I am interested in what we plan for Jamal Musiala

Cheap deals that can work beats the 70M and 40M for potential bench players like Odoi and Kramaric

I will take it