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1. Mine was reverse.

While a teen, my girlfriend telling and begging me to date her sister to avoid both of them quarrelling always over me.

Wetin man do do? I played along..


That year.

That year I played alpha.

2. While in Junior Secondary, destroyed a love letter a guy sent through me to my crush.

I tore the sender part away and gave it to her. When I saw she wasn't gonna report (as some did), I claimed sender.

Enough respect.

Those years Lagos girls be doing report to Uncle shit.

3. In senior secondary... writing an exam for girlfriend who was unwell and getting caught. Not that I was caught in the hall.

My teacher knew it was just me! Though he played along and called me loverboy.


4. Some many years back.... Refusing to return to Nigeria after meeting a girl. We planned to elope and get married far in the metropolis of another state.

We were teens. Lol.


5. Many years back too... Dived to save a girl when I no fit swim. Las Las, she saved me. Or should I say we saved ourselves.

Friends till date.


6. A couple of years back... Loved my pal, a male like my bro (no homo). I covered up for him with all I got only for me to eavesdrop him betraying me.

Sth that had to do like life and death.

I was buried alive in me.



Till date, I keep no friends.




Pls share yours.

Doing somethings I ought not to do just to please him

chatinent:
Mine was reverse.

My girlfriend telling and begging me to date her sister to avoid both of them quarrelling always over me.


That year.

And you eventually dated both sisters,wao this Nairaland boys are not to be trusted

Zzor:
And you eventually dated both sisters,wao this Nairaland boys are not to be trusted

No, she transferred her office of girlfriendship to her sister.


I was just like an agent. I documented.

Read the OP again.

chatinent:



No, she transferred her office of girlfriendship to her sister.


I was just like an agent. I documented.

Read the OP again.

do you have to play along,it was fun to you dating two sisters, hmm you could have simply rejected the offer which was the right thing to do. You are innocently dangerous

dorin27:
Doing somethings I ought not to do just please him

Okay.

Like how many times?

Zzor:
do you have to play along,it was fun to you dating two sisters, hmm you could have simply rejected the offer which was the right thing to do. You are innocently dangerous

That was long ago and a bit of my adventure in life.

chatinent:


Okay.

Like how many times?

all through the time I was in the relationship

Hmmmm

dorin27:
all through the time I was in the relationship

At least you've learnt some lessons to avoid. Right?

chatinent:



At least you've learnt some lessons to avoid. Right?

sim senhor

Rocktation , farano , lalasticlala, dominque
Pls push for larger audience.

chatinent:



That was long ago and a bit of my adventure in life.

Nothing adventurous in sleeping with two sisters

Zzor:
Nothing adventurous in sleeping with two sisters

I hit Cltr F and I can't find anywhere I wrote sex in my post.

Zzor:
do you have to play along,it was fun to you dating two sisters, hmm you could have simply rejected the offer which was the right thing to do. You are innocently dangerous

ICONIC MUSING.... innocently dangerous, CRACK ME UP

officialbeffinb:


ICONIC MUSING.... innocently dangerous, CRACK ME UP

i don't know how best to describe it.Sleeping with two sisters smh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQgwJWrHjI4

chatinent:


Okay.

Like how many times?

Lol

Chase a girl for a week. I will never try that again I was so mad at myself for being such a simp. And after that I learnt that no matter how much u fall in love, you can still break away all you need is just to avoid her.

Lamanii22:


Lol

Badt girl.

Shagged a mother and her three daughters with my delicious KKF (ijaw delicacy) and pepper soup.

Used to prepare and take the dish to her weekly because she liked my cooking. I brought the dish one day to her home and met her absence, the daughters collected the food and ate it unknowing to me. After tasting it for the first time, they wanted more and said I should prepare theirs too as I do for their mom. They thought I was a chef(they never knew I was shagging their mom).
The woman said I cooked better than her daughters and the daughters said I cooked better than their mom. Invited them one after the other to eat the food and the food (you dig).

Ijaw men don't slack..... peace out

Showered her with love and attention but she still shenk me for a guy that didn't give a bleep bout her. she later came back begging after things went south with her guy but local man don wise up. that was few years back though, sometimes can't blame when some guys are kinda harsh to ladies though.

mosdii:
Shagged a mother and her three daughters with my delicious KKF (ijaw delicacy) and pepper soup.

Used to prepare and take the dish to her weekly because she liked my cooking. I brought the dish one day to her home and met her absence, the daughters collected the food and ate it unknowing to me. After tasting it for the first time, they wanted more and said I should prepare theirs too as I do for their mom. They thought I was a chef(they never knew I was shagging their mom).
The woman said I cooked better than her daughters and the daughters said I cooked better than their mom. Invited them one after the other to eat the food and the food (you dig).

Ijaw men don't slack..... peace out

you are just a very cheap man,you are for the streets,see what you are bragging about.

Zzor:
you are just a very cheap man,you are for the streets,see what you are bragging about.

na you dey follow me about like flies...I no like you na by force?
I don't do town service....Town service leave me alone

Then she got my mumu botton ,, I will buy her anything she want,,nobe say I mumu like dat oo,,just because she's so beautiful ,,,but I get back to my sense because I'm a very strong minded guy,,,,lol you know girls nah,,she knew I like her so she still dey activate my mumu botton but not as d first time,,,,but we later departed

Proverbs 31 ►
Good News Translation
Advice to a King
1These are the solemn words which King Lemuel's mother said to him:

2“You are my own dear son, the answer to my prayers. What shall I tell you? 3Don't spend all your energy on sex and all your money on women; they have destroyed kings.

mosdii:
Shagged a mother and her three daughters with my delicious KKF (ijaw delicacy) and pepper soup.

Used to prepare and take the dish to her weekly because she liked my cooking. I brought the dish one day to her home and met her absence, the daughters collected the food and ate it unknowing to me. After tasting it for the first time, they wanted more and said I should prepare theirs too as I do for their mom. They thought I was a chef(they never knew I was shagging their mom).
The woman said I cooked better than her daughters and the daughters said I cooked better than their mom. Invited them one after the other to eat the food and the food (you dig).

Ijaw men don't slack..... peace out

You brag about insanity


?

there was this girl I was dating around 2017/2018 ... she loved my dick and how I use it soooooo well that she told 2 of her friends about it... in short, I bleeped those friends and I later fuccked her sister sef... the day she knew that I fuccked her friends, come see fight... lol, e sweet me die. dem no dey talk again till today!!!