potbelly:

I cast and bind you

Ikillbrokehoes:
Las las you will marry one old man with pot belly

And you'll marry oyinbo with frail bwes

dukeprince50:
there are more males on NL than there are female, tell us what turns u off

Shorter than 6ft1
Fairer than me(if African)
Huge wrist
Big Tummy (Tummy must be flat(dont care for abs)
Goatees(you either have a full faced beard or no beards at all)
Flat chest (why will your chest be flat when mine ain't)
Hard palms (get that fixed right away, soft palms or don't touch me anywhere)
Tiny shoulders (shouldn't be broad but just not tiny)
Stupid( this is the most difficult it's hard not to find stupid people)

dorin27:
yea you still have hope .

lol, na virginprincess own I wan see.
she's my nairaland crush, lemme know if she prefer ppl like me or she likes guys with ass like fati2001

Dont bother doing that...

StacyO:


I cast and bind you

Mrscarter:


Sensible girl. Funny guys can be attractive even when they're not all that handsome.
We sorta got similar tastes.
N wat U said bout hustling together...that's the spirit

Cute guys don't trip me. lol
So long you have good qualities.

BigSarah:


Shorter than 6ft1
Fairer than me(if African)
Huge wrist
Big Tummy (Tummy must be flat(dont care for abs)
Goatees(you either have a full faced beard or no beards at all)
Flat chest (why will your chest be flat when mine ain't)
Hard palms (get that fixed right away, soft palms or don't touch me anywhere)
Tiny shoulders (shouldn't be broad but just not tiny)
Stupid( this is the most difficult it's hard not to find stupid people)

oh, i checked ur pics and i think im fairer, I almost qualified o, but I do not have big chest and I don't have huge wrist, I'm just averagely built, lemme wait for someone that likes me, at least someone will definitely prefer my kind, I ain't that bad na... lol.

dorin27:
big chest
drinking almost everyday
Hot tempered
Reckless spending
Guys that talks too much...my goodness

Ohhhhh my life

purples25:


Eh? I want 60. Let me relax and be sought after like my mates. If you people don't want then let me not see a single girl that is being pampered by a guy. Then i won't demand such treatment.

Ok, I will give you 45 and you give 55 ....shikena

dukeprince50:
lol, na virginprincess own I wan see.
she's my nairaland crush, lemme know if she prefer ppl like me or she likes guys with ass like fati2001

taretoofine:

Ohhhhh my life

wetin do am?

StacyO:




Cute guys don't trip me. lol
So long you have good qualities.

For the first time I'm feeling cool for not being handsome

ThreeEyedRaven:
For the first time I'm feeling cool for not being handsome

Best anti meridian to you.

StacyO:
Hmmm.
I will comment later. Let me relax and think this one through.

comment o, I'm still looking for someone that wants ppl like me. All I see is fat ass lovers and muscle and beard lovers, we need more commenters so we average ppl can have hope

dukeprince50:
comment o, I'm still looking for someone that wants ppl like me. All I see is fat ass lovers and muscle and beard lovers, we need more commenters so we average ppl can have hope

You'll find one. It's just a matter of time

You're being too serious.

I said i'll start squatting just to keep the conversation bubbly.

I exercise properly and I'm okay with who i am, you can excuse yourself from this thread.

superfitsez:
this thread is nonsense, I have bigger muscles because I want to be stronger and fit, not to impress somebody,if a lady don't like the way I am make she bounce,even The stupid op said he'll start squatting imagine inferiority complex op, I'll ban this op soon

StacyO:


Best anti meridian to you.

Good morning in simpler English to you too honey

dukeprince50:
lol, na virginprincess own I wan see.
she's my nairaland crush, lemme know if she prefer ppl like me or she likes guys with ass like fati2001

Lol decribe yourself let me know if you are my type.

Hello everybody! I'm currently writing my master dissertation about "Nollywood and Africa". I would be very grateful if you could help me with this survey that I've made. Please feel free to comment this publication about your views on Nollywood. Any help is welcome!

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSe052wG52yldqbgsjpGjYeJnVIwCfDB-cKHyI-sV9ZOMIn_nQ/viewform?usp=sf_link

Wow, i have missed a lot.

Thanks to everyone that said something!

I have made this clear from the beginning, no man should take all of this too seriously.

Seeking opinion from a woman is not emasculating, to the guys that think it is - please swallow your ego and calm down!

Good morning everyone

As much as this is amazing, please take it to another category

Or better still, create a post around it - probably in Literature or Entertainment (since it talks about Nollywood)

tomaswatts:
Hello everybody! I'm currently writing my master dissertation about "Nollywood and Africa". I would be very grateful if you could help me with this survey that I've made. Please feel free to comment this publication about your views on Nollywood. Any help is welcome!

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSe052wG52yldqbgsjpGjYeJnVIwCfDB-cKHyI-sV9ZOMIn_nQ/viewform?usp=sf_link

StacyO:


And you'll marry oyinbo with frail bwes

At least the frail bwes is better than urs

BigSarah:


Shorter than 6ft1
Fairer than me(if African)
Huge wrist
Big Tummy (Tummy must be flat(dont care for abs)
Goatees(you either have a full faced beard or no beards at all)
Flat chest (why will your chest be flat when mine ain't)
Hard palms (get that fixed right away, soft palms or don't touch me anywhere)
Tiny shoulders (shouldn't be broad but just not tiny)
Stupid( this is the most difficult it's hard not to find stupid people)

You that hv flat boobs don't want a flat chest guy, abi guys too dey grow boobs too

You came through in the end, thanks for contributing.

I got hooked when you mentioned kindness, because i personally find it magnetic.

StacyO:


When I start off with a guy and he starts bragging about his money,that chit chat is over.

You can't do without sex,sorry to say but,(no space to type)

He starts showing me six packs ewww who needs that,it's over.

I get to see your potbelly, it's over

He is not romantic at all(just saying for future reasons),it's over.

He doesn't know how to maintain proper hygiene. Always using sprays or has body odour. I'll just jump and pass.

What do I like?

Infact, my first turningoninown is when a guy is smart,you're always able to surpass me in knowledge. I'll trip for you instead(that's if I like you).

Kindness turns me on. We're taking a stroll and you help the less privileged. As a matter of fact,we'll get married that same day.


You're not boring(Honestly, I hate boring guys). With me, you either be a Clyde or a joker(you should know those characters). Fun to be with.

It should always be future plans. No stories of how Buhari was a former military officer.




I'm not Bill gate's daughter,don't worry about you not having money. We'll hustle together.






Things I've noticed about me.

StacyO:




Cute guys don't trip me. lol
So long you have good qualities.

We know nah, you can marry a monkey as far as he has money

You are saying this because you saw her pic?

Wow, many guys here act like they know someone with the little they notice on this website.

Ikillbrokehoes:
You that hv flat boobs don't want a flat chest guy, abi guys too dey grow boobs too

nwaezeemmanuel:
You are saying this because you saw her pic?

Wow, many guys here act like they know someone with the little they notice on this website.

I've seen her pictures that's why i made such statement

virginprincess:
Lol decribe yourself let me know if you are my type.

lol, so that u will now list the opposite characters.

dukeprince50:
chai, we that are average looking no get hope

there is hope.

Very far from what she meant, and heavily digressing.

She may not be blown away by how handsome a man is, that doesn't imply that she won't consider it when marrying.

Ikillbrokehoes:
We know nah, you can marry a monkey as far as he has money

fati2001:
there is hope.

true sha, lemme just hope someone will like my kind.
Everyone is looking for broad chest, big ass and gotee.lol

Pictures don't tell everything.

Ikillbrokehoes:
I've seen her pictures that's why i made such statement