Why do guys ever cheat How do dey even feel when doing that Well for me, I cannot cheat on my eight girlfriends.. NEVER

Twenty47:
Why do guys ever cheat How do dey even feel when doing that Well for me, I cannot cheat on my eight girlfriends.. NEVER

Lol.

The way i am broke right now ehn.. if my Bae decides to leave me for another man, ah swear we are going together

Jamb cut off mark na 180 but you went and scored 250.. na Over Sabi go kill you one day

I have a fairly used Laptop for sale, nothing do am oo.. You will only change the screen, battery, and touch some small small things on the panel.
DM me if interested

Those ladies waiting for God fearing men.. Na laugh i de laugh una oo
You see all this men wey Remain??

Na God the fear them

If i say come by 12pm and you come by 1pm, You played yourself!!
You are suposed to be there Around 2pm because i will be there by 3pm.. Simple

People with big eyes see Lizard as Crocodile

Madness is when you think your Girlfriend is dating only you.. thank you

I mistakenly bite someone's Meat pie 3 times in a Commercial Bus today becuz of Potholes

Nigerian Roads & Potholes ehn

Imagine if Adam Refused to Eat that apple.. it would have been funny seeing men Walking Naked while Ladies wear Clothes..

Just for You to tell me who Stole my bathroom Slippers, You are telling me to bring 50k

Nigerian native doctors shaa

Buying flowers for ur Village girlfriend is not the issue..

The problem is when you receive a call from her the next day telling you "Boo, the vegetables you bought me yesterday Tasted Anyhow"

People selling at the Temple thought Jesus brought the Cane for Another parable until Okpa woman hear 'Fiam' for back

Imagine if Peter and his brothers threw dat net and Ended up catching Nothing

Jesus 4 collect em first Beating there there oo

There is Nothing more stressful than breaking up with a Short girl.. Any time you see kids, you Remember her

Some guys will be Calling ladies my Queen but when Queen ask for 10k.. The kingdom will scatter and Igwe will disappear

How to make a girl Run mad in 2 days

First, Buy iPhone 11 pro for her then Send Area boys to steal the phone from her the following day

Twenty47:
Two farmers can be harvesting from the same farm without knowing each other.. Understand??
Or should i throw more light

OMO WORD.

NO Throw any light again

Gdskillful:

OMO WORD.
NO Throw any light again

Haha.. ok thanks bro

Twenty47:
People selling at the Temple thought Jesus brought the Cane for Another parable until Okpa woman hear 'Fiam' for back

This one mad oh!

When yaa babe is insisting dat she wanna sleep with you tonight,,,,

Me :: (pretending to be a good boy) yunno i love you and I don't wanna hurt you,,konji can grip me in the night ()


She::: you know dat you can never hurt me because I know the size already ,,,,(she's undressing and moving to the bedroom),,,,,

Me::: (wow see fresh body)

BankyGee:
This one mad oh!

Thanks bro

Soo you can Give 'her her' thing but you can't Give 'him him' thing ahbi
English na Ojoro ah swear

I used my Younger brother name as Next of kin in my bank and he was happy i did until when the Idiot saw my account balance today..

Well to cut the story short.. He has been disturbing me to go and delete his name in that Rubbish thing since morning oo

Somebody should let me know when the new iPhone 12 arrives Nigeria, i want to be the first person to price it in this country

At least, let me also shock poverty for once.

NEVER, i repeat NEVER urinate in your Dream
E get Y

Let me chop this guy money.. Na so Ashawo work de take start oo

Twenty47:
Let me chop this guy money.. Na so Ashawo work de take start oo

mad o

☹️☹️☹️

Boyfriend wey de Check Girlfriend phone ma na SARS...#EndSarsNow