shollywendy1:

Funny enough, the godfather that came to shake the table suddenly disappeared like tinubu.

Eku ise! Ile oba t'o jo...

pope191:


Eku ise! Ile oba t'o jo...

I heard the oba staff is in delta now.
You and felicity get questions to answer

northbird:
Chillex, babadee, davit, jaydee, donfortune, gentlelife., pls, how is d island/ Lekki- Ajah corridor.?

Abeg, any updates.

Update:
Things are not the same. Did two trips though.
Several Army check points on lekki-epe causing dense traffic.
Lagos needs time to heal.

Each man for himself, God for us all.

shollywendy1:

Funny enough, the godfather that came to shake the table suddenly disappeared like tinubu.

Godfather right now...

Lolzzz

shollywendy1:

I heard the oba staff is in delta now.
You and felicity get questions to answer

Hahahahahahaha... Currently @ a bid of USD10,000

Benefit boys no go kill person

Felicity0001:


Hahahahahahaha... Currently @ a bid of USD10,000

Benefit boys no go kill person

Felicity be careful oo. Make I no drop your house address for social media as the ifako ijaiye covid-19 palliative warehouse, and see the crowd in ur compound in less than 30 seconds

pope191:


Bishop make I come collect beer nah, make I use em deh wash thinking away, Nigeria Don show me dis past days.

Boss dey come ooooo.
Na origin bitter and energy drink I dey take since monday till today.... I no fit kill myself sef

Blackbishop:


Boss dey come ooooo.
Na origin bitter and energy drink I dey take since monday till today.... I no fit kill myself sef

C my man dey celeb my level since Monday 19th.

Oya take one more bottle...

Leave shollywendy1 way won set me up...

Kodred baba I see your hand writting on d wall oh... Na man u be...

God no go shame us.

UcLloyd:
How is it that Abuja Bolt is working? What is going on, I need to get back on the road, I need money

Ibadan too didnt shut down. It's only Lagos that is also demanding for all these extra documents

That traffic go worse if the soldiers are still there by Monday. Thank God for the early morning surge. After that, everywhere dry. No surge at all on the mainland. Na empty I blow come back island.

chillex8:

Update:
Things are not the same. Did two trips though.
Several Army check points on lekki-epe causing dense traffic.
Lagos needs time to heal.

Each man for himself, God for us all.

For those counting their chickens before the eggs hatch, see Wetin we dey face for road

Felicity0001:

C my man dey celeb my level since Monday 19th.

Oya take one more bottle...

Leave shollywendy1 way won set me up...

Kodred baba I see your hand writting on d wall oh... Na man u be...

God no go shame us.

Nice one baba.

Bolt has increased fare? By N2 and N1 ?

Smh

Reason it is not noticeable. 500 naira is till same except on surge

kodred:
Bolt has increased fare? By N2 and N1 ?

Smh

kodred:
Bolt has increased fare? By N2 and N1 ?

Smh

Dat number of seats suppose be 3 anything more Dan 3 I no go, na so 4 olosho request for trip from festac to VI I informed Dem dat I carry only 3 riders Dy beg ooo b4 I decide to help bend my rules only to get to destination 2k na so 4 of Dem bring 5h each dat I know say e-hailing cast for there pricing system. Do u knw from festac to VI by commercial bus is above 5h bt bolt gave Dem cheaper option with AC smh

shollywendy1:

Felicity be careful oo. Make I no drop your house address for social media as the ifako ijaiye covid-19 palliative warehouse, and see the crowd in ur compound in less than 30 seconds

But baba no worry urself... Everybody don know say Ifako-ijaye covid-19 palliatives dey somewhere around Minister of Agriculture in Abattoir, Agege nut soldiers don build permanent site there... But in

baba fela's voice...

"I no won die
I get one child
Mama dey for house
Papa dey for house"
... He went on saying

"When policeman go slap your face
You go cry
Army man go wipe ur yash
You go dey like donkey...
... ..."

Bros forget! Shuuu! this one go feed the whole Lagos oh... I no lie ooh...

We will need the likes of TomPolo to break in there. Base on say bullet no dey enter, na amry go japa.

That's the level the youth needs to look into because na the only thing Nigeria government understand be that.

By the time every youth be Lord fpr him own street with level ooh.. Tell me which rich politician w0n talk for a area dey be say na youth be president. Na quenching tins na...

davit:
That traffic go worse if the soldiers are still there by Monday. Thank God for the early morning surge. After that, everywhere dry. No surge at all on the mainland. Na empty I blow come back island.

Bros abeg no vex I know say na u get car oh, but, Las las, watin u gain?

chillex8:

Update:
Things are not the same. Did two trips though.
Several Army check points on lekki-epe causing dense traffic.
Lagos needs time to heal.

Each man for himself, God for us all.

Chillex8! Chillex8!! Chillex8!!!

How many times I call you so?

Be mightful of the way I report urself

Judgment day will come.

But in all bros, may God help u get what you want b4 time...

davit:
For those counting their chickens before the eggs hatch, see Wetin we dey face for road

Bros cancel... Forget Bolt won't count that to your time online to qualify for the bonus ohh... I've w9rk with both apps so I know what im saying.

kodred:
Bolt has increased fare? By N2 and N1 ?

Smh

Just imagine... Still trying to keep that Constance that bolt is still technically more expensive than uber. Modern slavery-A Mentality Of The Master.

kodred:


Nice one baba.

Abeg I want the whole of NairaLand to do 3 gbosa fpr this man...

C screen shots within...

At this difficult time
My wife delivered of a baby

This guy understood the time and season and he put a smile on my face just when I was thinking on how to settle the hospital bills. Where would an average young man been able to gather such money from.

But baba God sent an angel
Me and him has never seen each other, never meet nor have contacts.

Ha!!! Bros God go bless you ooh
na only me know watin God use you do.

That same God go run your own for you...


na de naming be next I still believe God
Even if na 2min to the time Him go still provide the ram.

davit:
Reason it is not noticeable. 500 naira is till same except on surge

No ooh bros...

The resulting is being calculated by the value at which the request came with the surge oh.

Take for instance you accept a riders request with the flly parameter your total earnings will be.

Parameter
Surge = 1.8x
Drop of dist = 10km
Time spent on trip = 30min
Wait time = 10mins
Base fee = N220
Amount /km = 67 as against 65 formally
Amount / min = 11 against 10 formally

It :- =
Total fare=
10*67/65 = N670/650--------i
30*11/10 = N33/30. ----------ii
Wait time. 10*11/10 = 110/100. --------- iii

Sum up eqn i, II, & iii + base fare of N220/200

Total. = N1033/980. ------iv
Surge val.
Using Taylor's series to solve eqn iv

Las Las....

Total fare = N1.859.4/1,764. ------ v

NB: the exact amount will be deducted from you account if trip was card, otherwise,

Cash paid = N1,900/1,800.

Anyone can argue with their ancestors


Subtract eqn v from iv to know the surge val.

Slickleo:

Dat number of seats suppose be 3 anything more Dan 3 I no go, na so 4 olosho request for trip from festac to VI I informed Dem dat I carry only 3 riders Dy beg ooo b4 I decide to help bend my rules only to get to destination 2k na so 4 of Dem bring 5h each dat I know say e-hailing cast for there pricing system. Do u knw from festac to VI by commercial bus is above 5h bt bolt gave Dem cheaper option with AC smh

Reason I'm dumping their useless app and go with tje fast lane.

After all, all hustle na hustle
Na d end result matter.

I can be d one paying Bolt and Uber yet they'll still be the one planing my day for me with orders and insults from some cheap a*s oloshos.

That what the #EndSars means to me.

Felicity0001:


Abeg I want the whole of NairaLand to do 3 gbosa fpr this man...

C screen shots within...

At this difficult time
My wife delivered of a baby


na de naming be next I still believe God
Even if na 2min to the time Him go still provide the ram.

Are you not amongst the drivers that makes 800k every month?

Felicity0001:

C my man dey celeb my level since Monday 19th.

Oya take one more bottle...

Leave shollywendy1 way won set me up...

Kodred baba I see your hand writting on d wall oh... Na man u be...

God no go shame us.

Naso the lock down take end oooo

Olayetan:


Did you read where I said How you now minimize your daily and weekly expenses is now left to you to maximize your savings.


Of cause we all have our daily expenditure,
That expenditure is what will determine what you are left with from what i calculated as your net, it varies and reason why I can't give calculations on that...

Olayetan
U don't need to shalaye again jare lot of guys read to reply and not read to understand.
Abeg leave dem.
Your explanation is simple, plain and straightforward yet they choose to see and reason just along their line of thought.

He said after commission and fuel are deducted the other expenses varies according to individuals which takes the balance further down. Chikena
He has not said the take home is 800k less commission and fuel alone but less other expenses which include data, recharge calls, feeding, minor repairs etc.

northbird:


Net income is after tax is deducted. Agreed.

I'm interested in d take home, cos fuel is an input you expend going forward, in accounting, else, it would amount to double counting, it must be reimbursed back cos it didn't come out from d thin air.

So your Net in the Uber/taxify parlance should be

Net income = Gross income - Commission - Fuel used

@northbird abeg oooooooo
So why all this brouhaha then.
If you know Net income = Gross income -commission - fuel used.

So how is what @Olayetan calculated different from what you wrote.

Make Una blood dey calm down ooooooo

Blackbishop:


Boss dey come ooooo.
Na origin bitter and energy drink I dey take since monday till today.... I no fit kill myself sef

Orijin and energy drink bro
Kilode u wan kill somebody's daughter no
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glambo:


Olayetan
U don't need to shalaye again jare lot of guys read to reply and not read to understand.
Abeg leave dem.
Your explanation is simple, plain and straightforward yet they choose to see and reason just along their line of thought.

He said after commission and fuel are deducted the other expenses varies according to individuals which takes the balance further down. Chikena
He has not said the take home is 800k less commission and fuel alone but less other expenses which include data, recharge calls, feeding, minor repairs etc.

You told him not to shalaye again and you are shalayeing.
You see? Easier said than done

I stay on the island most of my time. And needed to be back there.

Felicity0001:


Bros abeg no vex I know say na u get car oh, but, Las las, watin u gain?