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20 Acts And Sayings Of Simps. by thesilentman(m): 8:09pm On Nov 19, 2020 |
There is no arguing the fact that you are a simp if you are doing any of these things listed below just to get laid or get hitched. Below are some 20 sayings and acts of simps: 1.I love you. 2.I will die for you. 3.You are the most beautiful i've ever seen in my entire life. 4.I can't do without you. 5.you are the air that i breathe. 6.I don't mind sex until marriage. 7.I cant sleep without you. 8.cant eat without you 9.pussy eating. 10.Getting overly jealous. 11.Apologising Profusely even when not in the wrong. 12.I will never leave you! 13.Gushing over girls' mundane posts on social media. 14.Giving your last card to a girl you have not bonked and still begging her to manage it. 15.promising what you cant fulfil. 16.Asking questions and answering them buy yourself when chatting up a girl. 17.sending "urgent 2k" to an unbleeped crush somewhere. 18.washing her lingeries to prove true love. 19.paying t-fare of girl you just met in the vehicle with aim to bleep. 20.Buying cargo with the container. 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 20 Acts And Sayings Of Simps. by SILENTandSMART2: 8:16pm On Nov 19, 2020 |
Nah only number two,11 15 and 19 I don't think i can say or do I can say the rest and i do say it So werey OP I'm a simp abi Ode Fool , dey disturb your soul up and down leave your life the way you want it don't call or label anybody bad names you're not different from tribalist and the likes, Moreover you dis fools don't go and understand the meaning of simps at all, Mostly to you this fools any man dat is nice to a girl is a simp , Not everybody is living a life of frustration and depression, What's bad in saying all this things ? But your fellow fools go land to support and give you likes Anyway God nogo shame us 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 20 Acts And Sayings Of Simps. by Nobody: 8:18pm On Nov 19, 2020 |
thesilentman:8. Mind your business. People like you brag on social media but in real lives you have once fall prey to it. I see no reason telling a girl I love, even it at that moment. Knowing we might break up or stay in as much the "I love you" don't destabilize my reasoning faculty. 2 Likes |
Re: 20 Acts And Sayings Of Simps. by thesilentman(m): 8:38pm On Nov 19, 2020 |
SILENTandSMART2:Easy...easy.you guys like wahala.This is romance section so if u dont like the post why did you click.Abi You know see the title ni?It's not possible for everyone to be thinking thesame thing at the same time.Quit taking life too serious guy. 1 Like |
Re: 20 Acts And Sayings Of Simps. by virginprincess(f): 8:44pm On Nov 19, 2020 |
Most men use all this words to decieve women, men that always use this words are difficult to trust, they are playboys, besides women no longer fancy such words. |
Re: 20 Acts And Sayings Of Simps. by SILENTandSMART2: 8:45pm On Nov 19, 2020 |
thesilentman: Aswear I'm not taking any thing serious bro, Not for dis nairaland man, once I drop dis phone i forget nairaland and think about other things Even what you wrote ain't the same with the matter on ground, Most of you guys take any boy that's nice to a girl as a simp which is not how e suppose be and dats not the definition of simp at all, Read up and stop acting ignorantly If i tell a girl that " i love her does that mean say i be simp"? All this werey mentality dat you this alpha males put for head can't take you to anywhere in life aswear, Anyway God nogo shame us my brother ❤️✊✅❤️ |
Re: 20 Acts And Sayings Of Simps. by Youngpo413: 8:58pm On Nov 19, 2020 |
Toto won't take anywhere either,real life or not. |
Re: 20 Acts And Sayings Of Simps. by Bodyodour: 9:02pm On Nov 19, 2020 |
This is One of the worst ever post I ever laid my eyes on. 2 Likes |
Re: 20 Acts And Sayings Of Simps. by Nobody: 9:22pm On Nov 19, 2020 |
virginprincess:who cares |
Re: 20 Acts And Sayings Of Simps. by KingDash: 9:25pm On Nov 19, 2020 |
Bodyodour:the guy go shayo cum 1 Like |
Re: 20 Acts And Sayings Of Simps. by virginprincess(f): 9:33pm On Nov 19, 2020 |
aminu114:Most men care, since women no longer fancy such words, men no longer see girls they use and dump instead it the other way round. 2 Likes |
Re: 20 Acts And Sayings Of Simps. by TheCork(m): 2:33am On Nov 20, 2020 |
virginprincess: Ok Am bored. ..Can we quickly hav mature discussion about sexxxx. ....so wot do u like & dislike & wot do u love & dissolve? |
Re: 20 Acts And Sayings Of Simps. by Nobody: 3:52am On Nov 20, 2020 |
Here we go again folks. The word simp go soon begin dey swear for people here. 2 Likes |
Re: 20 Acts And Sayings Of Simps. by Price442: 6:36am On Nov 20, 2020 |
virginprincess: Ah swear |
Re: 20 Acts And Sayings Of Simps. by Nobody: 8:50am On Nov 20, 2020 |
virginprincess:they care about money now |
Re: 20 Acts And Sayings Of Simps. by Fountainofyouth(f): 8:54am On Nov 20, 2020 |
The number one act of a simp is coming online to create a thread to rant on his fellow simp. 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 20 Acts And Sayings Of Simps. by thesilentman(m): 12:27pm On Nov 20, 2020 |
virginprincess:You get my point. |
Re: 20 Acts And Sayings Of Simps. by EricBloodAxe: 12:48pm On Nov 20, 2020 |
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Re: 20 Acts And Sayings Of Simps. by Victorene: 2:01pm On Nov 20, 2020 |
Confusion everywhere, most men use it as tools that work https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BjAxyJIwMY 1 Like |
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