Me, no female friends visiting

We don't play music here.

Don't wash clothes inside the house, I wonder if she could come inside my house and stop me

Only stove is allowed, anything gas is prohibited,

She actually came to my house to tell me that, I laughed and sternly told her it's not possible, I don't know how to use stove cos I was not brought up with it, told her not to worry I'll be careful with it, that stove can also burn down the house if that's what she's scared of,

She walked out of my place embarrassed.

He said I shouldn't bring friends to my apartment. I was like WTF?

Incase you don't know na me talk

Whala for we wey no get landlord,




lemme wait for the elders and the experienced peaple to comment

No gas, no electric cooker and no self fixing of electrical circuit. Maka why

He said gen is not allowed in his house, and no one dares to flout that rule.

tiffanyfan:
He said gen is not allowed in his house, and no one dares to flaunt that rule.

Wait oh...

So if Nepa takes light, u all sit in darkness?

Or did ur landlord provide Mikano gen for the compound?

He pointed out his wife and pointed out his eldest daughter to me and warned me not to go after his wife and said I can go after his daughter.

A man giving you the go ahead to go after his daughter was strange to me.

Greystone:


So if Nepa takes light, u all sit in darkness?

Or did ur landlord provide Mikano gen for the compound?

We all stay in darkness ni o... he said it's dangerous. Thank God I'm out of that house. Very wicked landlord

......

Earthstorms:
He pointed out his wife and pointed out his eldest daughter to me and warned me not to go after his wife and said I can go after his daughter.

A man giving you the go ahead to go after his daughter was strange to me.

You probably have a charming personality, hence such direct hook up lol. Every man wants the best man for their daughter.

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Wahala for us way still never leave papa and mama house

But next year I will tell u mine

Biglittlelois:
Only stove is allowed, anything gas is prohibited,

She actually came to my house to tell me that, I laughed and sternly told her it's not possible, I don't know how to use stove cos I was not brought up with it, told her not to worry I'll be careful with it, that stove can also burn down the house if that's what she's scared of,

She walked out of my place embarrassed.

Sometimes I don't blame these people. Once they are convinced you know what you are doing, they will let you be.
A tenant burned down one of my houses. From the roof was razed down.

Mama was angry I brought someone into my room without informing her.

Rule of thumb; don't stay with your landlord/lady.

Earthstorms:
He pointed out his wife and pointed out his eldest daughter to me and warned me not to go after his wife and said I can go after his daughter.

A man giving you the go ahead to go after his daughter was strange to me.

Maybe his wife was young too. So, he had to point out both so you can know which one to approach and which one to stay off from.

Lol.

Don't come home late, our gate will be closed by 10pm.
I told him I'm an avid football fan, that perhaps sometimes I might be a little late. He said I should pack out then.

The caretaker had to intervene. Then he laid out another set of rules; Don't touch my vegetables, Pay security money, ur female friends too much, and several others.... I was like TF, security bill? I lasted a year then packed out to exactly opposite his house, we still see almost everyday and I always do my best to greet him.
The wife and I are still cool tho, she seems more reasonable than the man

Me and Landlord no get time to talk. As long as I pay my dues timely.
He dare not raise an eyebrow on my way of living.

Though his wife has urged me severally to buy things from her.

Ayemileto:




Maybe his wife was young too. So, he had to point out both so you can know which one to approach and which one to stay off from.

Lol.

The wife was actually young looking for someone with such a grown up daughter.

I later realised that the man is an easy going man.

But I kept off the daughter and the wife.

Landlady said no punching of nails and other stuffs on the wall. Damn. I already have 2 different shelves on my wall now aside my TV and gadget shelve.
She said hotplate is not allowed, now; I have a double faced hotplate.
She said no female visitors after 10. My ex used to spend weeks with me.
She said no wearing of trousers for ladies, babes in the compound uses leggings now and dye their hairs. And lots more.
She’s aware of these things all but there’s nothing she can do anymore.

Noise Control

Control the aroma of African dishes

Two persons must not stay in a room and visitors are not allowed to use the toilet, why?
Because toilet go quick full.


Ekpoma that year!

Back then in University days, a portharcourt landlord, an Ikwere man to be precise,once told me that non of my friends are permitted to pass the night in my room except I will have to pay him extra if that must happen and also that he will be the one to approve the kind of friends that will come to his compound to visit me and that anyone he doesn't approve must stop visiting

Lol.

I was supposed to lease a room in a townhouse as a student.

Landlord says my bedsheets, duvet and window blinds must be color Red.

I never went back after inspection.

This landlady said anyone visiting me must sign at the gate before they are allowed in, I'm not allowed more than 1 visitor on weekdays and 2 on weekends. No visitor is allowed to stay past 7pm or sleep over. My mom was furious cus she went with me to inspect the apartment when I got an admission in school. #calabar