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God is Polygamous. by SultanOfPuna: 11:58pm On Nov 21, 2020
God is polygamous
Man should be polygamous too

Just look at God surrounded by plenty women.

God has so many women, that He dashed Adam his first girlfriend Eve when Adam was lonely.

God is an Alpha male,He rolls with 3 or more women around him. Swagg

Look at the ancient painting below by Michael Angelo "Creation of Adam"

See how God is Chilling with many women around him.

Thats what an alpha male looks like!!!

Ned Nwoko is a true Man of God

Let us all learn from Ned Nwoko and follow the footsteps of God and be an alpha male like God.
Polygamy is the way of God

Look at picture of God pulling up with his 5 wives to meet Adam.

Remember, God dashed Adam his first girlfriend.
God na real G!!

Mehn, I sign out...

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Re: God is Polygamous. by Organsmuggler(f): 12:09am On Nov 22, 2020
so even pastors are polygamous?

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Re: God is Polygamous. by SultanOfPuna: 12:35am On Nov 22, 2020
Organsmuggler:
so even pastors are polygamous?
Moses had 2 wives
Zipporah was his first wife
He later dumped her for an ethopian woman who was referred to as a "cushite" in the Bible.
Re: God is Polygamous. by Organsmuggler(f): 12:37am On Nov 22, 2020
SultanOfPuna:

Moses had 2 wives
Zipporah was his first wife
He later dumped her for an ethopian woman who was referred to as a "cushite" in the Bible.
who TF is moses?
Re: God is Polygamous. by SultanOfPuna: 1:10am On Nov 22, 2020
Organsmuggler:
who TF is moses?
Moses the one that use Osmosis to divide water into two..
Re: God is Polygamous. by fati2001(m): 6:46am On Nov 22, 2020
YOUR GOD IS POLYGAMOUS

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Re: God is Polygamous. by Nobody: 7:21am On Nov 22, 2020
This guy na bastard I swear

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Re: God is Polygamous. by Fountainofyouth(f): 8:07am On Nov 22, 2020
We are in the time of grace, if not God suppose don strike you down since.

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Re: God is Polygamous. by MJBOLT: 8:15am On Nov 22, 2020
god is also a rapist,he raped Mary the virgin.

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Re: God is Polygamous. by nigeriansamurai(m): 9:10am On Nov 22, 2020
Dude Painting "god with alot of women'' is an artistic impression acient artists especially Italians had a weird culture of hidding messages in paintings besides Michelangelo possibly never saw God
If your speaking from a christain angle you are mistaken moses moses was not a christain so he wasn't a pastor so to say and if you read with the bible with insight God never instructed moses to get married to multiple wives God is not a sexual being
He also didn't rape marry according to the scriptures God didn't have sex with mary she was still a virgin after getting pregnant and she also concented to becoming the mother of Jesus the birth of Jesus was a miracle not the product of sex God is not zeus
Please stop twisting the bible to suite your vain arguments
Re: God is Polygamous. by romunu(m): 11:55am On Nov 22, 2020
See this guy oo,you get mind ohh,if our God is not a merciful God by now...
Re: God is Polygamous. by gasparpisciotta: 12:11pm On Nov 22, 2020
SultanOfPuna:

Moses the one that use Osmosis to divide water into two..

Re: God is Polygamous. by SultanOfPuna: 8:48am On Nov 25, 2020
romunu:
See this guy oo,you get mind ohh,if our God is not a merciful God by now...
God is so merciful
He allowed Devil to live
Instead of destroying devil
Look at all the evil doings around us
Isn't God merciful to even invite devil to heaven so they can test job's faith.
Lmao.. God is very merciful

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Re: God is Polygamous. by SultanOfPuna: 8:52am On Nov 25, 2020
nigeriansamurai:
Dude Painting "god with alot of women'' is an artistic impression acient artists especially Italians had a weird culture of hidding messages in paintings besides Michelangelo possibly never saw God
You say hidden messages.
But your low IQ brain can't see the hidden messages in those painting.
Only the smart ones can see and understand the hidden meanings
Re: God is Polygamous. by SultanOfPuna: 8:58am On Nov 25, 2020
Fountainofyouth:
We are in the time of grace, if not God suppose don strike you down since.
God never kill devil sef
Na me God wan kill??
God wey allow devil to still roam the Earth
Shey devil get grace too??
See all the evils Wey dey this Earth
If God dey truly vex
Him for don destroy devil since!!
Devil and evil no go exist by now

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Re: God is Polygamous. by fati2001(m): 9:05am On Nov 25, 2020
MJBOLT:
god is also a rapist,he raped Mary the virgin.

you are very stupid...... can't believe a human typed this.



























IF NAH JOKE STOP AM.
Re: God is Polygamous. by nigeriansamurai(m): 9:32am On Nov 25, 2020
SultanOfPuna:

You say hidden messages.
But your low IQ brain can't see the hidden messages in those painting.
Only the smart ones can see and understand the hidden meanings

You woke up and your brain in all of its IQ and intelligence prompted you to believe God is polygamus and your proof a painting and mis intepreted scriptures honestly you should be ashamed of yourself or maybe your not quite as smart as you think
Crazy fellow
Re: God is Polygamous. by Nobody: 9:33am On Nov 25, 2020
grin grin
Re: God is Polygamous. by SultanOfPuna: 12:41pm On Nov 25, 2020
fati2001:

you are very stupid...... can't believe a human typed this.
IF NAH JOKE STOP AM.
God love women so much that he left Heaven and came down to earth to have one night stand with virgin Mary.
While Joseph travelled out of town
God na badttt guy. Sharp Shooter
Re: God is Polygamous. by MJBOLT: 3:49pm On Nov 25, 2020
it's you and your wretched family that are stupid

fati2001:


you are very stupid...... can't believe a human typed this.



























IF NAH JOKE STOP AM.
Re: God is Polygamous. by fati2001(m): 3:57pm On Nov 25, 2020
MJBOLT:
it's you and your wretched family that are stupid



why not! stupidity runs in ur veins .



I see it in your generations both past and present to come.
Re: God is Polygamous. by SultanOfPuna: 4:05pm On Nov 25, 2020
fati2001:



why not! stupidity runs in ur veins .



I see it in your generations both past and present to come.
Why involve innocent unborn kids??
You think God will allow you enter heaven with this your evil mentality.

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Re: God is Polygamous. by fati2001(m): 6:23pm On Nov 25, 2020
SultanOfPuna:

Why involve innocent unborn kids??
You think God will allow you enter heaven with this your evil mentality.


rubbish.
Re: God is Polygamous. by SultanOfPuna: 9:46pm On Dec 09, 2020
fati2001:



rubbish.

Re: God is Polygamous. by fati2001(m): 1:29pm On Dec 12, 2020

Re: God is Polygamous. by Kobicove(m): 1:31pm On Dec 12, 2020
I concur cheesy
Re: God is Polygamous. by GodWrites: 1:34pm On Dec 12, 2020
God is also gay, and there is evidence that he has scattered Angel Michael's butthole.

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Re: God is Polygamous. by Victorisoni3(m): 3:35pm On Dec 12, 2020
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Re: God is Polygamous. by Victorisoni3(m): 3:35pm On Dec 12, 2020
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Re: God is Polygamous. by Nobody: 6:06pm On Dec 12, 2020
fati2001:



rubbish.
my grandfather once told"DO NOT ARGUE WITH FOOLS BECAUSE THEY WILL BRING U DOWN TO THIER LEVEL AND BEAT U WITH EXPERIENCE".
Hence fati, pls don't argue with these fools, for they don't know what they are doing. Peace

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